NationStates Jolt Archive

So this guy kills the parents of his pre-teen girlfriend (WTF?!?!?). He claims he's a werewolf. His mother still says he's got a "Heart of gold". Man, sometimes it's impossible to convince parents that their kids are just walking piles of hazardous waste.

http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/499990.html

If heretics nailed to trees can claim to be the son of God and get believed, I think paedophiles who claim to be werewolves should as well.

everyone is good, or has some good in them. everyone makes mistakes in life but that doenst mean they should be cast out of life.

everyone is good, or has some good in them. everyone makes mistakes in life but that doenst mean they should be cast out of life.
Lend me fifty quid, will you?
Actually, make it a hundred?

Wow... just wow. People will come up with ANYTHING to justify their illegal actions.

heart of gold, brain of lead?

Maybe the mom was refering to 80's TV actress Tracy Gold's heart, which the werewolf keeps in his sock drawer.

I wonder what would happen if we gave this werewolf a heart of silver...

*ponders the consequences*

werewolves have been persecuted and wrongly accused for hundreds of years.

maybe they'll be a day of protest...

I wonder what would happen if we gave this werewolf a heart of silver...

*ponders the consequences*
There are 5 possible consequences of such an action.
1. Kill it. They are allergic to silver, unless it is radioactive from radiation exposure. In such an event, they become immune to silver, but not to Richard Simmons. They depend on fat and sanity for survival. Of course, if Richard Simmons were radioactive,....

2. Absolutely nothing.

3. You cause a massive dimensional rip, spewing fulmooninite all accross the universe. Soon, anthromorphic wolves would take over the universe and world peace would reign. Since they really don't need to eat...or breath.....or reproduce.....or die for that matter, death would be a thing of the past. Of course, Bushwolf Jr. Would kill Saadamwolf, because his father didn't. After all, Iraq was more about family business than oil. World peace would reign forever.

4. None of teh above

5. numbers 1-4 all happen...at the same time.

There are 5 possible consequences of such an action.
1. Kill it. They are allergic to silver, unless it is radioactive from radiation exposure. In such an event, they become immune to silver, but not to Richard Simmons. They depend on fat and sanity for survival. Of course, if Richard Simmons were radioactive,....

2. Absolutely nothing.

3. You cause a massive dimensional rip, spewing fulmooninite all accross the universe. Soon, anthromorphic wolves would take over the universe and world peace would reign. Since they really don't need to eat...or breath.....or reproduce.....or die for that matter, death would be a thing of the past. Of course, Bushwolf Jr. Would kill Saadamwolf, because his father didn't. After all, Iraq was more about family business than oil. World peace would reign forever.

4. None of teh above

5. numbers 1-4 all happen...at the same time.


I vote for number 5 because I want to see none of the abve happening at the same time as all of the above.

If heretics nailed to trees can claim to be the son of God and get believed, I think paedophiles who claim to be werewolves should as well.

So you think he should be beaten to death with a silver club?

I don't know if it's wise to publicly insult werewolves.