NationStates Jolt Archive

WARNING: SPOILERS.

Yeah, I know, dead giveaway in the title makes the warning useless. So sue me.

Anyway, in this thread, we now spoil the ending for various books/movies/games/events/tv series/whatever. Just name a book/movie/game/tv series/event/whatever and say what happens at the end.

For example:

The Usual Suspects: The cripple is Keyser Sose. And he's not a cripple.

Silent Hill 2: James killed his wife. Maria is some kind of evil illusion.

Poke`mon: You catch 'em all. The anime is real shit-house.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: Snape kills Dumbledore.

Pulp Fiction: John Travolta's character dies.

Scarface: Tony snorts a load of cocaine, kills a load of people, then gets killed.

Citizen Kane: It's his childhood sled.

Zero Wing: They take off every zig, for great justice.

Hamlet: Everyone dies.

Romero and Juliet: They both die.

War of the Worlds: Germs kill the aliens. Tom Cruise has the same stupid expression on his face for the entirety of the movie.

Fallout: The Master is a mutated Richard Grey. You blow up a military base and a catheral. You get exiled. On some instances, you kill that Overseer fuck by shooting him in half.

Fallout 2: The US Government is behind it all. You blow up their base and kill some super mutant secret service agent. This game kicks ass.

Titanic: The ship sinks. Leo dies. Kate lives. The academy deserves a kick in the balls for giving this crap 5 awards.

Revenge of the Sith: Ah, you know what happens.

World War Two: The Allies win. Hilter commits suicide. The Soviets set us up for the Cold War.

The War on Terror: It turns out to be just a dream...Oh, wait, no, that's The Wizard of Oz.

Your Life That You're Living Now: You die at the end.

Who wants some of this?

Bump.

World War Two: The Allies win. Hilter commits suicide. The Soviets set us up for the Cold War.

You bastard. I was just getting to the good bit. :mad:

You bastard. I was just getting to the good bit. :mad:

Some people just arent nice.

Wow war of the worlds ends with germs killing the aliens, thats like ending a movie with water killing the aliens.

of course i must say something about last nights episode of lost. WTF happened? why did michael kill two people? did he become one of the others or something? last nights episode was a real curve ball...

2005: Commando3 gets permabanned.

Forgotten Realms, the first book in the Legacy Of The Drow series: Wulfgar dies! :eek:

Forgotten Realms, the second book of the Thousand Orcs series: Shoudra dies, Tarathiel dies, and Pikel gets his hand cut off! (Don't know if some of those are from the first) :eek:

Wizard's First Rule: Richard is touched by Kahlans power! :eek:

Lemme think...

OOO! Time for MAJOR spoiler!

Phantom Dust: It turns out that the earth was destroyed in a massive nuclear war, but Edgar went through a wormhole, putting him 20000 years in the future. Edgar then procceded to make a new world out of dust, and yes, even new people out of the dust, even you! (They don't say it, but the monsters are the failed attempts at human beings. For example, Red Head was an attempt at the Nurse, the Gyu sisters [or something like that] are an attempt at the suicidal one). It turns out he hated the world he created, so he was going to destroy it, but Freia stopped him, but not soon enough to where everyone outside of Edgar's "Safety Bubble" (Including you and Edgar) memories are lost! The red head Freia is killed by Edgar after giving you this information, and Edgar creates a new FreiaThen at the end, (This one I saw coming from a hundred miles away...) it turns out Edgar isn't the original Edgar, but a copy made by the original one to keep the world running! Oh, and Edgar dies. Too bad there's no relationship between you and the one suicidal female. It started, but I guess the developers were either too lazy or didn't have enough time to continue the love-interest part for the main character. Ok. Spoiler over.

All your base.

ten commandments

a guy called Moses leads Israelis from slavery to the promised land. Somewhere on the trip this guy decides to climb a mountain where he sees a burning bush and other odd things. He comes back with two large stones.

Major spoiler:
the stone tablets contain the ten commandments

1984: O'Brien is an orthodox Party member. Oceania wins a battle against Eastasia. Winston gets shot.

Lord of the Rings: Gollum falls into Mount Doom with the ring. Frodo goes with Elrond, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli etc. across the western sea to the land of the Valar. Saruman dies.

WWI: The Allies win.

More spoilers.

In A.D. 2101, War will begin, to be grammaticly correct. To not be grammaticly correct, IN A.D. 2101, WAR WAS BEGINNING!

sixth sense

the guy is dead

Saw II. The female one who "played before" is John's apprentice. And the cop's kid is safe. And the cop gets captured.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE! :eek:

1984: O'Brien is an orthodox Party member. Oceania wins a battle against Eastasia. Winston gets shot.

Lord of the Rings: Gollum falls into Mount Doom with the ring. Frodo goes with Elrond, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli etc. across the western sea to the land of the Valar. Saruman dies.

WWI: The Allies win.

you forgot the most important twist in all history. 1984 - Secluded Islands is born...:eek:

You shouldn't put this bait in front of me. I know the ends of Lost, CSI: Miami, Boston Legal, Alias and a bunch of other shows...

I've also seen X-Men 3...

I better shut up. I could get in trouble...

Darth Vader is Luke's father!

Oh, and Retsudo gets away on a sled while Ogami Itto is busy killing the entire Yagyu Clan army!

NS General: The glass slipper fits perfectly and everyone lives happily ever after.

Scarface: Tony snorts a load of cocaine, kills a load of people, then gets killed.
You forgot to mention he says 'Fuck' about 2000 times during the movie. There's a great mini movie on that - just showing all the times he says 'fuck'. I watched it on ebaums world, but for some reason we're not allowed to link to that site.
Citizen Kane: It's his childhood sled.
It's also the nickname Rudolph Hearst gave to his mistress's vagina.

The sixth sense
Bruce Willis is dead. And the movie sucks.

The village.
It's actually set in modern day. And the movie really sucks.

Spoiler of MI 3

Tom cruise looks to be defeated when the ghost of L Ron Hubbard comes and rescues him from the clutches of the villian. L Ron Hubbard be praised!

Spoiler of (at least) 90% of all action/adventure/any-kind-with-good-guys movies: The good guys win. The bad guys lose. I fall asleep.

And yes, I'm in all of those movies. You van hear me go "whirrrr" in the background.

you forgot the most important twist in all history. 1984 - Secluded Islands is born...:eek:


And also forgot 1982: The Being of Minoriteeburg was liberated from the communist womb to breathe the air of freedom upon the world. There were many a celbration with Blackjack and Hookers, I of course was not a part of this celelbration being just born and all, but the world was blessed on that fateful day in September of '82.

It's also the nickname Rudolph Hearst gave to his mistress's vagina.


William Randolph Hearst

Damn. That's as bad as being a spelling nazi. :(

The New Testament: Jesus turns out to be the Messiah and is crucified by Pontius Pilate, but gets resurrected after three days. People worship him to a T ever since.

You forgot to mention he says 'Fuck' about 2000 times during the movie. There's a great mini movie on that - just showing all the times he says 'fuck'. I watched it on ebaums world, but for some reason we're not allowed to link to that site.

"F*** the Diaz brothers! F*** 'em all!!" :D

It's also the nickname Rudolph Hearst gave to his mistress's vagina.

That's a myth, an urban legend.

If you find yourself in a horror movie and have either had sex or done drugs, you are going to die.

If the phone rings and you answer it, you are going to die.

If you think hiding in the closet is safe, you're going to die.

If you run towards the scary sound to see what is going on, you are going to die.

If you try to get into a vehicle, it's not going to start AND you're going to die.

Under Siege: The hero gets a medal. (HE'S IN THE MILITARY GO**A** IT!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Romero and Juliet: They fuck and kill each other.

Dawn of the Dead: I don't think anyone can really say. They could've made the ending clearer.

The Titanic Movie: The ship sinks; people die.

Lord of the Rings: Gollum falls into Mount Doom with the ring. Frodo goes with Elrond, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli etc. across the western sea to the land of the Valar. Saruman dies.

This is of course in the movie...

In the book, after gollum indeed fell into mount doom, frodo and samwise gamgee have still to travel home after the defeat of the dark lord is final. On the way they travel past the tower of saruman, where Treebeard is still standing. After a conversation with gandalf, it becomes clear that saruman has gone away, charming Treebeard somehow into letting him go. the travelling party (including Gandalf, frodo, samwise, merry and pippin, legolas and gimli) visits Elrond again, legolas shows gimli the glittering caves (or something :p). they meet the broken and pitiful saruman (with grima wormtongue by his side) along the way to the Shire, he expects them to kill him but they let him live.

When the four hobbits finally reach the Shire on their own (everyone else´s got more important business to attend to), they find the Shire has been taken over by a band of marauders who keep the hobbits either scared or locked up in a townhouse-prison. The Shire is in a pitiful state, burned and on it´s way to pollution and destruction. First the hobbits have to rally other hobbits into standing up to the marauders, which succeeds by a simple ploy of luring and trapping. After the first victory, they have still to fight other fiends, and their leader known as " Sharkey".

After defeating a few more marauders the hobbits discover that Sharkey is no other than Saruman himself, stooping to hobbit-pestering as a final sign of his fallen stature. When they allow Saruman to go once again (with frodo saying that killing him would leave them just as bad), Grima Wormtongue (who has had enough of his master´s constant harrassment kills Saruman by knife in the back method, and is shot himself by a hobbit-shot arrow.

The shire than is to be rebuilt, everyone working together as you do in these strange times. Some magic seeds make for beautiful orchard, everyone happy ladielada...

Merry and pippin go back to their duties with the humans, while samwise secretly follows frodo on his mission to go to the other land. When they reach the haven, there is a tearful goodbye, and only samwise is left to go home and tend to his garden, wife and kids...



I´ve got too much time on my hands....

Anybody seen the Silent Hill movie? Spoil that for me.

Dancing: I make a fool of myself.
The seventh Harry Potter book: They all go find Horcruxes. Harry kills Voldemort. There is snogging. Sells trillions of copies. Fans cry for months as series ends.

The Land Before Time: They find their new home.

Robin Hood: He kills the Sherriff and gets the girl.

Cruel Intentions: Lots of fucking and the rich boy dies. Oh, his coke addict step sister gets done as well when his journal is given to the whole school.

Star Wars IV: Yup, the giant planet destroying football goes BOOM!

Lost: Your guess is a good as mine, but I'll bet the ending is shite...

Anybody seen the Silent Hill movie? Spoil that for me.

I'd like the KOTOR game series spoiled.

Also, the Silent Hill ends with the girl and her mother escaping and everyone else dying, I think. I haven't seen it.

Planet of the Apes:

Statue of liberty in ruins, charlton heston on beach crying and cursing

Lost: Your guess is a good as mine, but I'll bet the ending is shite...
The ending is that the guy who invented the concept retires with big fat piles of money and everyone else goes "Huh? What the hell?"

I'd like the KOTOR game series spoiled.


KOTOR1: The main character is really the Sith Lord Revan or something. You then kill the bad guy Sith Lord.

KOTOR2: Kiera is really an ex-Sith Lord and ex-Jedi Knight who wants to destroy the Force by using the Wound in the Force created in the main character somehow.

Or at least, that's what I gathered...

DARTH VADER IS LUKES FATHER!

Didn't check to see if this was already posted.

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I lost the game!!!!!!

I'm an official. I demand to be spoiled! Peel me a grape - this instant!

Musical Theatre Spoiler!

Phantom of the Opera: That little lying sl.t picks Raoul! Piangi dies! Buquet dies! The Chandelier falls!
My Fair Lady: Higgins is still an idiot. Eliza is still an idiot. Mrs. Pearce still doesn't do enough singing.
Fiddler on the Roof: All the jews get kicked out of Anatevka, but not before Chava is disowned and Hodel goes to Siberia to be with her Bolshevik lover
Rent: Some people die of AIDS. Some people don't.
Brigadoon: He loves her so much, he gets to go back anyways!
Beauty and the Beast: Human Again!
Lestat: The audience walks out half-way through!

Planet of the Apes:

Statue of liberty in ruins, charlton heston on beach crying and cursing

No, you're thinking of Mark Wahlberg. ;)

I'm an official. I demand to be spoiled! Peel me a grape - this instant!

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