NationStates Jolt Archive


Best bathroom wall joke

PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 21:13
This is a thread on my site. I thought it was funny. Post a joke you ever read off the way in a public bathroom.



Don't be afraid to sit on the seat, I trained my crabs to jump 10 feet
Ratod
02-05-2006, 21:16
Best advise :: Leave no turn unstoned..
Francis Street
02-05-2006, 21:17
"Anyone can piss on the seat. Be a hero - shit on the roof!"
ConscribedComradeship
02-05-2006, 21:17
"Anyone can piss on the seat. Be a hero - shit on the roof!"
I nearly spat out my tea. :D
Ratod
02-05-2006, 21:18
Best poetry: Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.
An archie
02-05-2006, 21:19
I don't write jokes on public bathroom walls, I mostly place political slogans (also on my school benches) such as

"make this world a better place: kick a fascist in the face"
"democracy= the freedom to elect your own oppressor"
"only dead fish swim with the stream"
"people are like books: the higher you place them, the less use they are"
"the state has been reduced to a bunch of armed rogues.
long live the police!"
Secluded Islands
02-05-2006, 21:20
Best poetry: Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.

yeah thats my personal favorite lol...


its time to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages...
PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 21:21
"Anyone can piss on the seat. Be a hero - shit on the roof!"
My whole taperoom is laughing at that! :p :p :p :p :p
Ratod
02-05-2006, 21:24
On the wall of my local bars jacks:'There once was a girl called betty whose pubes were like spagetti,she was covered in sleeze right down to her knees, to part her legs you'd need a machete"
PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 21:25
If your dick is small and your pump is weak, stand closer or you'll piss on your feet.
Fergusstan
02-05-2006, 21:26
In the toilet of my college's bar:

"The church is near... but the road is icy.
The bar is far...but we shall walk carefully"
Ifreann
02-05-2006, 21:26
Here I sit,
Am elated.
Came to shit,
Ejaculated!
Secluded Islands
02-05-2006, 21:27
Here I sit,
Am elated.
Came to shit,
Ejaculated!

haha, nasty...
Ratod
02-05-2006, 21:27
In the toilet of my college's bar:

"The church is near... but the road is icy.
The bar is far...but we shall walk carefully"
Old russian proverb.But priceless..
Fergusstan
02-05-2006, 21:29
one I read in a pub toilet in Glasgow:

Sex is evil!
Evil is sin!

Sin is forgiven,
so get stuck in.
Nominalists
02-05-2006, 21:31
"democracy= the freedom to elect your own oppressor"

How amusing :)

In terms of things scribbled on walls try this for a British university (in response to the usual obscenities)...

"This from the inteligensia of tomorrow..."

With underneath the correct spelling of intelligentsia added in. Intellectual humour eh.
Mooseica
02-05-2006, 21:34
'What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hands.'
Kellarly
02-05-2006, 21:35
Another old proverb, this time from Austria:

"The church says alcohol is thine enemy,

God says love thine enemy."
PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 21:37
'What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hands.'
:p
Ifreann
02-05-2006, 21:39
I saw this in one of the bathrooms in Trinity College, I almost forgot about it.

B4I√URU
11111116
Bejerot
02-05-2006, 21:42
Haha, I love all of the ones on Graffiti Wisdom by Bob and Tom.

"Please, don't throw toothpicks in the urinal. The crabs have learned to pole-vault."

"Please don't throw cigarettes in the toilet. It makes them soggy and hard to light."

"Here I sit in stinky vapour because some bastard stole the toilet paper. Shall I sit or shall I linger, or shall I be forced to use my finger?"
Happy Joyfullness
02-05-2006, 21:42
On a school bathroom wall:

"Flush twice: it's a long way to the cafeteria."
Francis Street
02-05-2006, 23:02
My whole taperoom is laughing at that! :p :p :p
yay, that's from a toilet in the NCAD (http://www.ncad.ie)
PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 23:21
yay, that's from a toilet in the NCAD (http://www.ncad.ie)
Do they teach a class in toilet humor? :)
Svalbardania
03-05-2006, 04:31
The best one I've seen was on a toilet door someone had done the usual "I fucked your mum!" but someone scribbled underneath it "dad, you're pissed, go home"

I laugh...
Grainne Ni Malley
03-05-2006, 04:41
On a bathroom wall in a neighborhood that, shall we say, wasn't the best:

"It's 3am. Do you know where your AK47 is?"

I can't remember any others.
Wallonochia
03-05-2006, 04:50
One I saw a lot in the Army

"Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin'
look out below, Here comes a Texan!"
Cannot think of a name
03-05-2006, 04:56
In the bathroom of the music building, that used to be shared with the business building, right over the toilet paper:
Business Degrees.


Of coure eventual "Music Degrees" was written over the other one.