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Man, 33, marries woman, 104.

PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 20:16
...and she's not rich!

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) -- A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."

He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.

The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.

Malaysian Muslim men are allowed by their religion to take up to four wives at a time, but reports of women who marry more than once are rare. Muslim women do not practice polygamy.

Malaysia's 26 million population comprises about 60 percent Muslims, almost all ethnic Malays. Large ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are Buddhists, Hindus or Christians.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/05/02/malaysia.wedding.ap/index.html

You think it's the toothless bjs? :confused:
Yootopia
02-05-2006, 20:21
No teeth!

Oh... that's fortunate...
Secluded Islands
02-05-2006, 20:23
You think it's the toothless bjs? :confused:


:eek: omg...the image i just got in my head...

i wonder how long the marriage will last...
Ifreann
02-05-2006, 20:23
I wonder what the sex is like.....



Ewwwwww
Call to power
02-05-2006, 20:24
*shrug* everyone likes older women I guess its just that this guy hit the jackpot

Anyway why the hell cant I have 4 wives? *shakes fist at housework*
Secluded Islands
02-05-2006, 20:26
I wonder what the sex is like.....



Ewwwwww

i bet its wild n crazy...
Ifreann
02-05-2006, 20:27
i bet its wild n crazy...
Ya, no doubt she's getting all kinds of mileage out of that new hip.
Secluded Islands
02-05-2006, 20:27
Ya, no doubt she's getting all kinds of mileage out of that new hip.

yeah, she feels like a 80 year old again...:p
Ratod
02-05-2006, 20:28
The sound of a 104 year old having an orgasm?? ... CRACK!!!!:D
PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 20:30
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a viiirrriigin
When your heart beats
next to mieieiiin.

:)
Cluichstan
02-05-2006, 20:30
I wonder what the sex is like.....



Ewwwwww

I fear that the joke I was going to make would most likely result in a perma-forumban. :(
Norderia
02-05-2006, 20:31
Jeez, you people are terrible!



.... Say, at 104, what do you think she has between her breasts?

My guess: Her naval.
PsychoticDan
02-05-2006, 20:32
Jeez, you people are terrible!



.... Say, at 104, what do you think she has between her breasts?

My guess: Her naval.
Like two grapes in two socks. I'll bet homeboy can get a great workout jumping rope with them. :)
Norderia
02-05-2006, 20:36
Like two grapes in two socks. I'll bet homeboy can get a great workout jumping rope with them. :)

Bondage ropes ALWAYS on hand.