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An Important Question.

Big Jim P
02-05-2006, 16:52
Can someone please answer this question for me? It's been bugging me since last night:

Just how the Hell did Superman shave?
Forsakia
02-05-2006, 16:53
Perhaps he just didn't grow stubble. Failing that, with his laser eye thingies.
Secluded Islands
02-05-2006, 16:54
with a razor?
Kyronea
02-05-2006, 16:58
Can someone please answer this question for me? It's been bugging me since last night:

Just how the Hell did Superman shave?
...what?
Iztatepopotla
02-05-2006, 16:58
Kryptonite razor. Waxing his legs was trickier, though.
Smunkeeville
02-05-2006, 17:03
didn't you watch Lois and Clark?

he used a mirror and his heat vision to burn the hair off :rolleyes:

the real question is how did he have.... .sexual relations with Lois without killing her. :D
Big Jim P
02-05-2006, 17:10
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the real question is how did he have.... .sexual relations with Lois without killing her. :D

"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven give several possibilities, none of which sound very pleasant for either party.
Daistallia 2104
02-05-2006, 17:12
Excellent question, as it allows me to post a reference to the great essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" (http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) by Larry Niven, which answers the similar question of how he would reproduce with a Human woman (convenienly notated as being LL).

Actually, IIRC, the canon answer is that he does so using his heat vision reflected in a peice of his original spaceship.
Daistallia 2104
02-05-2006, 17:13
"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven give several possibilities, none of which sound very pleasant for either party.

Funny you should mention that...