NationStates Jolt Archive

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You know your addicted to NSG when you dream about posting in the forums.

When you've seen at least 10 of these threads in your time here. ;)

When you've seen at least 10 of these threads in your time here. ;)
Yeah. I do tend to like threads like these.

When you've seen at least 10 of these threads in your time here. ;)

when you expect this reply

...when it's the first thing you do when you wake up, and the last thing you do before bed

...... when you get caught checking your email on your cell phone at work, because you are cussing the guy who just replied to a thred, but you can't go eviscerate him because your cell phone browser doesn't support forums.

........ when you start talking about people on here like they are "real"

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You know your addicted to NSG when you dream about posting in the forums.

aw crap - i did that last night.

also - you know you're addicted to nsg when you wait up for hours to see if someone will reply to your post or to make sure a thread you start gets into multiple pages instead of going to bed or doing something constructive.

You posted in and/or contributed to all or the vast majority of the dozens of other threads on this topic that have been surfacing since early 2003.

when you expect this reply
*nods*


... when you have NS to thank for your love life :eek:

... when you set NSG to be your home page..... and check it every few minutes in-between doing other things to see whats up. *cries* i need help! :(

*nods*


... when you have NS to thank for your love life :eek:
PM and Glitz! Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

PM and Glitz! Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
haha we made up our own even better (and far dirtier!) rhyme yesterday... ;) :P

haha we made up our own even better (and far dirtier!) rhyme yesterday... ;) :P

Lemme guess... F-U-C----

*dies*

Lemme guess... F-U-C----

*dies*
oh no there was more to it than that :P
though yes, that may have been a small part...

When your e-mail is clogged with 100+ reponses to all the threads you've subscribed to (this has actually happened to me).

...when you allow threads like these to breach more than a page. ;)

(...when you scream everytime you notice the smiley you wanted to use is gone becaus jolt still has that damn upyours smiley around!!! AAAAAAAAAH!)

*nods*


... when you have NS to thank for your love life :eek:
:(

uh oh

Thats me too.....:fluffle:

how about

You know you are addicted to NSG when you says its name during sex........

You have ever found yourself wondering how to say an emoticon.

when you says its name during sex........
woah, you must have it bad :eek:

When your e-mail is clogged with 100+ reponses to all the threads you've subscribed to (this has actually happened to me).
oh please, my inbox contains 3,400 messages, which was around 100 before i joined NS. you do the maths :p
since realising real emails were being lost in the deluge of jolt subscription ones, i turned off email notification all-together :mad:

oh please, my inbox contains 3,400 messages, which was around 100 before i joined NS. you do the maths :p
since realising real emails were being lost in the deluge of jolt subscription ones, i turned off email notification all-together :mad:
I never had it on in the first place...

As I have 43 subscribed threads with a total of over 5,000 replies by now, that seems a good decision.

woah, you must have it bad :eek:



I don't do that! :eek: I just was saying that you would know that you were addicted if you did......

I don't do that! :eek: I just was saying that you would know that you were addicted if you did......

Pff, it's totally out of the bag. No use in trying to hide it. :p

Pff, it's totally out of the bag. No use in trying to hide it. :p
Potaria wins an almond-orange tartlet with whipped cream. XD

It's true! I confess!! I shouted NSG loudly at least five times this weekend...

You have ever found yourself wondering how to say an emoticon.

When you think through conversations in your head and replace small laughs with 'lol's...


then wonder when it got so bad.

When you've seen at least 10 of these threads in your time here. ;)
...and yet you keep posting in them anyway due to your addiction.

When you think through conversations in your head and replace small laughs with 'lol's...
... when you call people n00bs in real life, and ignore North Korea for godmodding. ;)

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When you imagine first person shooter videogames is one of your countries military missions.

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First Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico

... when you call people n00bs in real life, and ignore North Korea for godmodding. ;)

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The sad thing is I really do call people n00bs in real life. In fact, internet slang has been creeping ever more into my dialogue. I mean it started as ironic humour, but now it's pretty much just plain normal use :(

oh no there was more to it than that :P
though yes, that may have been a small part...
yeah, we had to modify the "sitting in a tree"... our new rhyme involved the pushing up of certain persons against said tree...

and... yeah... *drifts off into ponderings ;)*

:D woo, sex nymph! :P

yeah, we had to modify the "sitting in a tree"... our new rhyme involved the pushing up of certain persons against said tree...

and... yeah... *drifts off into ponderings ;)*

:D woo, sex nymph! :P

*sprays both of you with near-freezing water*

*sprays both of you with near-freezing water*
So we're both all wet and dripping with thin clothes stuck to our bodies and we have to huddle close together for warmth?
:D

So we're both all wet and dripping with thin clothes stuck to our bodies and we have to huddle close together for warmth?
:D

No, you're quite dead.

No, you're quite dead.
From water?

From water?

Yes. Extremely cold water being sprayed on you for a very long time while you're tied to the floor has the ability to do just that.

Wow, that was graphic...

when you expect this reply
Tooshay. I can't be arsed finding the accented e.

...you evaluate news stories on the basis of how many replies you'd expect if you posted it as a thread here.

Yes. Extremely cold water being sprayed on you for a very long time while you're tied to the floor has the ability to do just that.

Wow, that was graphic...
...oh dear. Now you've killed them. Do you know how much that'll cost the Don in legal fees?! You, my friend, are screwed.

...oh dear. Now you've killed them. Do you know how much that'll cost the Don in legal fees?! You, my friend, are screwed.

Pff, what Don? You do know I'm my own Godfather, right?

When you have married your NS sweetheart.

When you've seen too many of these threads.

When you've contemplated posting one of these threads yourself.

When you pay homage to NSG in your sig.:D

Pff, what Don? You do know I'm my own Godfather, right?
You just think you are kid, 'cause we let you.

You just think you are kid, 'cause we let you.

Shame on you for not getting the joke.

So we're both all wet and dripping with thin clothes stuck to our bodies and we have to huddle close together for warmth?
:D
hahaha :p
mmmm :fluffle: :D

hahaha :p
mmmm :fluffle: :D

Damnit, you're supposed to be dead!

*buries you alive in a box*

*buries you alive in a box*
together? ;)

Yes. Extremely cold water being sprayed on you for a very long time while you're tied to the floor has the ability to do just that.

Wow, that was graphic...
Tied to the floor? Hmm....

Did you really think you could steer me off my one-track mind?

together? ;)

*gunshot*

hmrph

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Tied to the floor? Hmm....

Did you really think you could steer me off my one-track mind?

*gunshot*

If you even think about saying that... :p

Shame on you for not getting the joke.
I never get jokes.

You know your addicted to NSG when you dream about posting in the forums, getting banned, having a nervous breakdown and going through withdrawl without your NSG Fix.

What a NSG dream.

What a NSG nightmare, LOL.

When you start trying to give fluffles to attractive people...

When you start trying to give fluffles to attractive people...You mean you haven't succeeded yet? :eek:

So we're both all wet and dripping with thin clothes stuck to our bodies and we have to huddle close together for warmth?
:D


Get a room!

No matter how long you've been gone, no matter what other forums you come and go from, no matter where you travel, no matter how stupid the posts are, no matter how many times people repeat the same stupid threads on God, guns, Bush, Communism, etc., you still log in and still post, dammit.

...when you find yourself trying to pronounce some of the nations names outloud.

...when you're talking to people in real life and call them by the name of an NSer. (Hehe...Sorry Jocabia)

*gunshot*
I have just three words to say to you:

His Dark Materials.

Stick them in different realities and see what they do with that. :p

...when you have dreams that involve people on NS getting arrested in foreign countries (ok, yes, I have weird dreams).

...when you're talking to people in real life and call them by the name of an NSer. (Hehe...Sorry Jocabia)
I did that with Optima Justitia sometimes after introducing him to the game in '04...

I did that with Optima Justitia sometimes after introducing him to the game in '04...

Bwahaha! This was like...a totally different person though, and I kept saying Jocabia instead of his name...He nothing like Jocabia either, but eh.

...when you find NSG by accident, and then proceed to stay in the forums all day... while at work... oops.

When someone makes you happy and you wish there was a real life fluffle option.

When you refresh the main page 45 times in one minute.

When you think about a good thread topic while showering.

When you forget to eat dinner because you're dead set on pwning the the n00b.

When you're having sex and you yell "JOLT JOLT J-J-JOL-T---- MAX BARRY!!!!!"

When you have a problem and consider going to NSG for help before going to any of your friends.

When you have a problem and consider going to NSG for help before going to any of your friends.
when the only friends you have are on NSG...

when the only friends you have are on NSG...
*mopes off*

when the only friends you have are on NSG...
...and the same goes for your enemies...

when the only friends you have are on NSG...

:( *cries*

You know you're addicted to NS:

...when you're telling your coworker about something somebody said on NS, and they ask about the person's unusual name, and you're surprised.

...Then you explain that it's somebody on NS, and they ask what NS is, and you're surprised.

...Then you go on NS to post about it.

(and that was just today)