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There's a girl I like, but I know nothing about her (really). It's a most "she's hot" kind of issue, yet it hasn't come out of my head. Usually whenever I see a hot girl I think "She's hot" and then it quickly shifts to something more pressing (like my math mark), but I can't get her out of my head. I'd really like to meet, though I only get to see her at the bus stop, and I'm in a pickle. I can't just walk up to her and say 'hi', because I have a reputation for being a sadistic maniac at my school. My cult followers would have a field day.

Any help on how I can get attention without screwing me over royally?

Rape?

See how she acts when you walk by her. If she gets a little freaked out, dump the sadistic act. If she doesn't care, try talking to her. If she seems to get a little excited... Well... 'Nuff said.

See how she acts when you walk by her. If she gets a little freaked out, dump the sadistic act. If she doesn't care, try talking to her. If she seems to get a little excited... Well... 'Nuff said.

She's new. My reputation hasn't reached her yet.

Rape?

lol... that might work for the short term. Realistically, saying hi might be the best way to go. Generally conversations start that way, and only when you talk to women can you get into their pants, I know its diabolical.

There's a girl I like, but I know nothing about her (really). It's a most "she's hot" kind of issue, yet it hasn't come out of my head. Usually whenever I see a hot girl I think "She's hot" and then it quickly shifts to something more pressing (like my math mark), but I can't get her out of my head. I'd really like to meet, though I only get to see her at the bus stop, and I'm in a pickle. I can't just walk up to her and say 'hi', because I have a reputation for being a sadistic maniac at my school. My cult followers would have a field day.

Any help on how I can get attention without screwing me over royally?

Try being less of a prick? Women don't normally find assholes attractive.

Wait, I made a funny.... :D

Rape?

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I was in the same boat last year. Trust me, it's not a boat you want to be on. If you're one of those "sadistic rebels", I suggest you clean up your own act first.

lol... that might work for the short term. Realistically, saying hi might be the best way to go. Generally conversations start that way, and only when you talk to women can you get into their pants, I know its diabolical.

I'm not interested in getting in her pants.

I know, I'm becoming less of a man. Don't push me.

What about "Hi. I'm the guy everyone thinks is a sadistic maniac."

In that way you preempt your reputation and you also please your cult followers.

I'm not interested in getting in her pants.
Yeah, right. You don't have to lie with us.

I know, I'm becoming less of a man. Don't push me.
No, actually that's how you have to act when you're with her "nah, I'm not looking to get in your pants. You're a good friend." But, of course, you'll be acting that way to get in her pants.

Ask yourself first why you need cult followers. You've got the wrong set of mates if it prevents you from saying "hi" to a girl. Decide what's most important to you, a "reputation" or a date. Perhaps also ask yourself why you need so much attention. You may not get the positive kind you really need from home or teachers.

What about "Hi. I'm the guy everyone thinks is a sadistic maniac."

In that way you preempt your reputation and you also please your cult followers.

that's a good one.

or get to know her before she finds out about your reputation and then you can discount it as the rumour-mongering of a bunch of dilated arseholes. unless it's true!?!

I was in the same boat last year. Trust me, it's not a boat you want to be on. If you're one of those "sadistic rebels", I suggest you clean up your own act first.

I am cleaning it up...pft.

I even wore a nice shirt and didn't make fun of anybody at all. You won't believe how hard it was. But she wasn't at school... *twitches*

Rape?
Bad noob. Sit in timeout and think about what you've done.

Wait a few weeks for the novelty to wear off. By the way, ten years later when you two have long ago broken up you'll think: "gee mabye I shoulda been do'n m' homework insted of look'n at girls, then mabye I'd be better off now." Think about it pal.

I recommend getting a reputation as a reformed sadistic maniac very quickly. And be mysterious about your past actions. Express a lot of regret for what you've done, but don't do a lot of explaining about it. Become a wounded bird she can take care of in private while maintaining your independence and strength in front of others.

As far as getting in her pants goes, I recommend nimble fingers. That goes for undoing her bra too, by the way. And other things. But that's another dilemma entirely... ;)

Wait a few weeks for the novelty to wear off. By the way, ten years later when you two have long ago broken up you'll think: "gee mabye I shoulda been do'n m' homework insted of look'n at girls, then mabye I'd be better off now." Think about it pal.
Why not both? Looking at and learning to talk to girls will also boost your self esteem and will teach you to deal with people in ways that homework will never be able to. And that can make you a very successful person.

No really. I could care less about sex.

No really. I could care less about sex.

I understand. I have romantic notions about love and such, so sex isn't the big deal for me.

But if she cares about sex, you may want to invest time in learning more about it. Just sayin'.

I understand. I have romantic notions about love and such, so sex isn't the big deal for me.

But if she cares about sex, you may want to invest time in learning more about it. Just sayin'.

I know about sex.

I've had experience with it, it's just not appealed to me as much as most guys.

Besides, I'm asking on how to break the ice, pretty much, not get in her pants.

Just talk to her, it's not that hard.

Just talk to her, it's not that hard.

I can't make any promises, but I'll try.