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Kissing and making love...

Halo and NwN Playaz
02-05-2006, 02:21
Kissing and making love... So yea... I was just wondering what y'all do... maybe I can pick up some new tricks...





Hope this doesn't break any forum rules... If it does yell at me and I will delete it... :fluffle:
The Black Forrest
02-05-2006, 02:24
A good one to try.


Ask her what she would like.
Fass
02-05-2006, 02:27
A good one to try.

Ask him what he would like. Then sodomise him anyway.
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:27
Tell her you love her and be truthful.
Halo and NwN Playaz
02-05-2006, 02:27
Ok. Good advice I can see... but what about just like a kiss while on a date? There anything specific that you do that seems to please her?
Naixin
02-05-2006, 02:28
As a famous philosopher once said on the subject of women;

"Up the bum, no harm done".
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:29
Condom. Have a condom when that moment arises. Unless you want to get her pregnant. Not having a condom can kill your chances if the girl refuses to do it if you don't have a condom.
Kyronea
02-05-2006, 02:31
Ok. Good advice I can see... but what about just like a kiss while on a date? There anything specific that you do that seems to please her?
Depends on how long you've been out, but typically a quick kiss on the lips is really all that's necessary. Unless you're sequestered away for a full make-out session or something. Don't look for tips. Just let your instincts guide you. Works a lot better than trying to remember tips and making yourself look stupid.
Iztatepopotla
02-05-2006, 02:32
Why ask what they would like? Just do what feels right and they'll let you know if they like it or not.
CSW
02-05-2006, 02:32
A good one to try.

Ask him what he would like. Then sodomise him anyway.
Fass, that's not legal in most areas in the United States -_-.
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:32
Say "I love you" before or right after you kiss her, that works for me :D
Iztatepopotla
02-05-2006, 02:33
Ok. Good advice I can see... but what about just like a kiss while on a date? There anything specific that you do that seems to please her?
Taking the cigarrette out of your mouth before kissing her seems to work.
Halo and NwN Playaz
02-05-2006, 02:33
Depends on how long you've been out, but typically a quick kiss on the lips is really all that's necessary. Unless you're sequestered away for a full make-out session or something. Don't look for tips. Just let your instincts guide you. Works a lot better than trying to remember tips and making yourself look stupid.
lol sounds like what I already do so I guess I am good for now. Thanx! =)
Naliitr
02-05-2006, 02:34
Let the girl do all the moves for you. That's what I do. But that's primarily because I would seriously endanger my life if I tried to flirt with a girl.
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:34
Oh yeah, no means no. If she doesn't want to kiss or whatever, stop. She'll see that you're a good guy if you listen.
Infinite Revolution
02-05-2006, 02:34
Kissing and making love... So yea... I was just wondering what y'all do... maybe I can pick up some new tricks...





Hope this doesn't break any forum rules... If it does yell at me and I will delete it... :fluffle:

i've never got to the point of kissing or making love without being very very drunk before hand. except when someone has been coming on to me really strongly when i'm sobre and then i just tend to make my excuses. the only problem with drink is brewers droop :eek:
Fass
02-05-2006, 02:34
Fass, that's not legal in most areas in the United States -_-.

Nuhuh! Lawrence vs. Texas, beyotch! Sodomy is legit.

Too legit to quit.
Xenophobialand
02-05-2006, 02:34
Ok. Good advice I can see... but what about just like a kiss while on a date? There anything specific that you do that seems to please her?

Are you asking for technique or simply timing questions? For the first, I'd say the crucial part is to relax your face muscles and for the love of God don't pucker. As for timing, beat's me. Usually women move to kiss me, and I just play along.
Naixin
02-05-2006, 02:34
Also, don't call it 'making love', just look into her eyes, smile and say "I want to throw one up you, you up for that?"

Romance personified.
Hokan
02-05-2006, 02:35
Breath mints.
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:36
Don't listen to him. Just let it happen
Langwell
02-05-2006, 02:36
A good one to try.
Ask him what he would like. Then sodomise him anyway.

Just don't sodimise anyone to death - like in that Texas incident :fluffle:
Kyronea
02-05-2006, 02:36
Fass, that's not legal in most areas in the United States -_-.
In Japan, though, it's standard procedure. Don't believe me? Just ask Azrael. (http://www.outpostnine.com)
Halo and NwN Playaz
02-05-2006, 02:37
Are you asking for technique or simply timing questions? For the first, I'd say the crucial part is to relax your face muscles and for the love of God don't pucker. As for timing, beat's me. Usually women move to kiss me, and I just play along.
hmmm, more technique... I let them do the timeing for meh!
CSW
02-05-2006, 02:37
Nuhuh! Lawrence vs. Texas, beyotch! Sodomy is legit.

Too legit to quit.
More the sodomize him anyway bit.
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:38
Yeah, don't pucker up. You'll look like a dork. deodorant works too
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:40
Don't Frech kiss on the first date, unless she's a slut.
Halo and NwN Playaz
02-05-2006, 02:40
Yeah, don't pucker up. You'll look like a dork. deodorant works too
Well, I know the basics fosho. I got no prob getting chiks but I was just wondering if there was anythin that I could do to improve my skills. :rolleyes:
Iztatepopotla
02-05-2006, 02:42
Well, I know the basics fosho. I got no prob getting chiks but I was just wondering if there was anythin that I could do to improve my skills. :rolleyes:
Practice.
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:43
Practice makes perfect :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Kulikovo
02-05-2006, 02:48
Most women need constant reassurance that you love them, that you're still interested in them. Oh yeah, never ask her weight.
Fass
02-05-2006, 02:56
More the sodomize him anyway bit.

People who don't want to be sodomised clearly don't know what's good for them. As such they are incapable of looking out for their own best interests. No jury would convict you.