NationStates Jolt Archive

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?
I have ... but he deserved it and it was legit self defense (and or defense of another)

I've wanted to do it, but I've held back on my urges.

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?
Definetly.

No, not at all. I'm a physical pacifist.

Mental torture however.... :)

Its why I don't read the local paper anymore, instead I stick with the NY Times.

I'm waiting for him to give me an excuse, untill then, I'm gonna undermine his little faction.

Hells yeah, and I beat him senseless. The dumbass had it coming and got it. The fist of justice once more has found the face of stupidness.

only twice today.....

it's been a good day. :)

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?
*insert requisite joke about violant military peeps here*

To answer the question: yes. Yes I have. Everyone has. I've strained to be rational and never do it, though I have not always been successful.

I've never really wanted to slap anyone. Too girly...

And I'm not really a violent person. At worst I've wanted a licence to carry a stun gun and use it on people that need a 'time out,' people doing shit that's just a drag on everyone else. Drunk sorority girl on the bus who wants everyone to know what a partier she is-zzzzzzaaaapppp, time out. Dude who just bitched about how long a line was taking and then has to think about what he wants when he gets to the front-zzzzzaaaaaaapppppp, time out. You get the idea.

It should be pointed out that I don't really want to nail these people with a stun gun (sometimes it's a cattle prod), it's just an expression of frustration.

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?

yep, 'specially since i came across ns :p. mostly it happens when i'm drunk but usually i don't give an mile-high balling what other people's opinions are so the only people i've wanted to slap with a wet fish have been people very close to me who have just been really moronic in what they've said or done.

I can report truthfully to you that there was someone who provoked those feelings in Sinuhue, of all people. If it can happen to her, it could happen to anyone.

I can report truthfully to you that there was someone who provoked those feelings in Sinuhue, of all people. If it can happen to her, it could happen to anyone.

Would that be that guy from a while back,.. named Iakeo, and variants..?

:)

I love you too..!! Coochy-coochy grab a liddu-biddy chin 'n tickly-wickly woo....



-Clamato, not Iakeo

sure I have wanted to lay the smack down on plenty of people - usually it's either a racist or a gang member, although I have had the good sense not to hit someone when I wa not being physically harmed.

oh teh other hand, there have been times where someone was attacking me or threating to attack me and the next think I know the person was layed out on the ground and I had no recollection of what had happened.

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?

You have no idea...

Do cock slaps count? I think they should.

Would that be that guy from a while back,.. named Iakeo, and variants..?

:)

I love you too..!! Coochy-coochy grab a liddu-biddy chin 'n tickly-wickly woo....

-Clamato, not Iakeo
ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Yeah, and I got arrested for it o_o.

Who hasn't, really? :rolleyes:

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Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?

Been there, done that, got the assault charge...

I managed not to get caught, which made it all the sweeter

Who hasn't, really? :rolleyes:

jesus...

jesus...

He just had other people beat him.

He just had other people beat him.
Some are doms, some are subs...

Some are doms, some are subs...

... and some get their junk nailed to a stick.

... and some get their junk nailed to a stick.

ouch...

Do cock slaps count? I think they should.
I agree. Cock slaps should count.

One girl in my Physics class wouldn't shut-up to the point where I felt like driving a board with a nail in it into her skull. :eek: Luckily that was last semester, won't have to see her again.

i have been pissed off by and beat up more kids than i can count. luckily, its normally on the last day of school when i explode so no trouble for me :D

I've never really wanted to slap anyone. Too girly...

And I'm not really a violent person. At worst I've wanted a licence to carry a stun gun and use it on people that need a 'time out,' people doing shit that's just a drag on everyone else. Drunk sorority girl on the bus who wants everyone to know what a partier she is-zzzzzzaaaapppp, time out. Dude who just bitched about how long a line was taking and then has to think about what he wants when he gets to the front-zzzzzaaaaaaapppppp, time out. You get the idea.

It should be pointed out that I don't really want to nail these people with a stun gun (sometimes it's a cattle prod), it's just an expression of frustration.

Ha, that's a pisser! :D There must be some way to make it happen.

Hm.... I've never wanted to slap somebody, however, I've had the urge to beat people. And there have been those few occassions where I did beat somebody, although, they are always male and they always deserved it.

There have been occasions on which I wish that I was able to vent my spleen on certain people...there are three people that I would damage very badly if I could do it with impunity......if for instance I knew that I had a limited time to live, then my revenge would be mighty and infamous, and there would be much rejoicing.

There have been occasions on which I wish that I was able to vent my spleen on certain people...there are three people that I would damage very badly if I could do it with impunity......if for instance I knew that I had a limited time to live, then my revenge would be mighty and infamous, and there would be much rejoicing.
Oh, BABIE! Beat me! Whip me! Make me write bad checks! :D

I'm not into slapping anybody, that just seems like something woman and girls do. The thing is though, like others have said, I'm not a violent person. I've got great patience and and evenm temper.

However, if you somehow manage to piss me off, let's just say I'll be in court next week on charges of manslaughter.

I'm not into slapping anybody, that just seems like something woman and girls do. The thing is though, like others have said, I'm not a violent person. I've got great patience and and even temper.
You have NO idea what damage the right sort of "slap" can do! :D

Oh, BABIE! Beat me! Whip me! Make me write bad checks! :D


Smiles and waves :D

You know that I can't answer this!

Smiles and waves :D

You know that I can't answer this!
:D

Yeah, but dat don' stop me frum thinkin' bout it! :D

There have been occasions on which I wish that I was able to vent my spleen on certain people...there are three people that I would damage very badly if I could do it with impunity......if for instance I knew that I had a limited time to live, then my revenge would be mighty and infamous, and there would be much rejoicing.
"And then they ate Sir Robin's minstrels.

And there was much rejoicing. /yay!/"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"And then they ate Sir Robin's minstrels.

And there was much rejoicing. /yay!/"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Uh ... don't dat hurt quite a bit when dey eats yer "minstrels?" :eek:

"And then they ate Sir Robin's minstrels.

And there was much rejoicing. /yay!/"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Can I say that I love you too? I am thrilled that someone got my Python reference....

*I want a shrubbery and a machine that goes 'ping'*

:D

Yeah, but dat don' stop me frum thinkin' bout it! :D

I don't know quite how I should feel knowing that you are thinking about me spanking you.......:rolleyes:

Uh ... don't dat hurt quite a bit when dey eats yer "minstrels?" :eek:
Don't think about it. :rolleyes:

Can I say that I love you too? I am thrilled that someone got my Python reference....
You can, although I won't necessarily believe you. And I agree, Monty Python owns.


*I want a shrubbery and a machine that goes 'ping'*
Then you must cut down a tree with.... A HERRING!

I don't know quite how I should feel knowing that you are thinking about me spanking you.......:rolleyes:
Oh, I strongly suspect that you feel very nice indeed! :D

And I don't want or need a "spanking." :p

I've only had to do it in self defence a couple of times, and i'd rather avoid it again.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

... hard, fast, and continuously!

Ever just wanna kick tha livin' shit outta sum buttwipe who so richly deserved it? I know I have.

Well ... have you?
I want to, almost daily. I have never actually done it though.

CHIEF KNIGHT. But we are no longer the knights who say NI! We are now the Knights who say Ecky-ecky-poo- (something or other.)

OTHER KNIGHTS. Ni! Ni! Ni!

KING ARTHUR. O Knights who say... er... Knights who Until Very Recently Said "Ni!", what must we do now?

CHIEF KNIGHT. You must bring us.... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

OTHER KNIGHTS. Ni! (etc.)

Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.