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Of lots of different animals!
http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/CityandRegion/2006/04/29/1556379-sun.html

Yes, if this doesn't get men to stand up and stop the threat of pesticides I don't know what will. And, since there are more pesticides in the ecosystem now than 40 years ago, I wonder if we need to measure the penis size of male animals of various ages.

Where is Dr. Fass when you need him?

A zoologist, Guillette has spent the last decade studying the influence of environmental contaminants on fetal development and reproductive systems of wildlife and humans, including the differences between alligators living in contaminated Florida lakes and those in cleaner ones.

He found abnormalities in sex organs, dramatic differences in egg-hatching rates and hormone levels.

Penis size of the animals from the polluted lake was smaller than animals from the less-polluted lake.

"This is important because it is not just an alligator story. It is not just a lake story. We know there has been a dramatic increase in penile and genital abnormalities in baby boys," Guillette said.

I live in the country does that mean my penis is bigger than someone who lives in the city?

if so I'm all up for streaking in New York:D

So men that live in dirty lakes have smaller dicks than those who live in clean lakes...?

I live in the country does that mean my penis is bigger than someone who lives in the city?

if so I'm all up for streaking in New York:D

I dont know-I live by the ocean and I'm thinking of taking mine out to a batting cage right now. That salt air does wonders for the circulation down there .
*L*

And here I've been measuring penis size for free all this time .... damnit!

A grant? I just used a ruler.

A grant? I just used a ruler.
I needed two. :D

I needed two. :D

Best reply ever. :D

Where is Dr. Fass when you need him?

Probably doing something a lot more fun with cocks than measuring them.

Probably doing something a lot more fun with cocks than measuring them.

*gags*

*has to leave thread due to severe case of dry heaves*

*gags*

*has to leave thread due to severe case of dry heaves*

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

*cant reply*

*is still gagging*

*gags*

*has to leave thread due to severe case of dry heaves*

Grow up! If you disagree with someone's sexual activities or orientation or whatever, say so. Don't make immature jokes!

Probably doing something a lot more fun with cocks than measuring them.


A cock-fight?

*cant reply*

*is still gagging*

I told you to relax your throat. It's ok ... trade eventually learns.

*gags*

*has to leave thread due to severe case of dry heaves*

Imagine if one could make you leave every thread this easily.

A cock-fight?

Well, there is juxtaposition and rostral docking...

It's ok ... trade eventually learns.

Someone explain this to me, please.

SOmeone explain this to me, please.

Übung macht den Meister.

Someone explain this to me, please.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trade

You know ... Trade ... a Rent-Boy ... oh never mind.

Imagine if one could make you leave every thread this easily.

Ah, if only it were that easy.

It will take alot more than homosexuality to get rid of me for good. :p

Übung macht den Meister.

Disco.

Übung macht den Meister.

Shouldn't it be "Ubung macht der Meister?" (Sorry, I still haven't figured out how to put accent marks on here.)

Ah, if only it were that easy.

It will take alot more than homosexuality to get rid of me for good. :p

That sounds like a challenge. Puckers up, gents!

I told you to relax your throat. It's ok ... trade eventually learns.

Haha, that was actually funny. :D

Shouldn't it be "Ubung macht der Meister?" (Sorry, I still haven't figured out how to put accent marks on here.)
Den is accusative, or something..

Well, there is juxtaposition and rostral docking...


*L* It'll take a little more to get me to run off screaming :p


the thought of a dangling concrete block does get me anxious,though.

Shouldn't it be "Ubung macht der Meister?" (Sorry, I still haven't figured out how to put accent marks on here.)

Nope. "Der" is nominative. "Den" is accusative. "Meister" is an accusative object to the action "machen" of the subject "übung."

Grow up! If you disagree with someone's sexual activities or orientation or whatever, say so. Don't make immature jokes!

Oh relax, it was just a joke.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trade

You know ... Trade ... a Rent-Boy ... oh never mind.

Thank you!

Haha, that was actually funny. :D

:D Yeah it was.

That sounds like a challenge. Puckers up, gents!

Haha, NyasSsty

Nope. "Der" is nominative. "Den" is accusative. "Meister" is an accusative object to the action "machen" of the subject "übung."

Right you are! I was thinking about inverted word order for some reason.

Oh relax, it was just a joke.

My apologies. I've been very annoyed with the stupid, cruel behavior of certain persons lately and I've become somewhat defensive. My apologies again.

Nope. "Der" is nominative. "Den" is accusative. "Meister" is an accusative object to the action "machen" of the subject "übung."

Now you got me confused *lol*
^^ But you are 100% correct *g*

My apologies. I've been very annoyed with the stupid, cruel behavior of certain persons lately and I've become somewhat defensive. My apologies again.

Lol, my advice....dont talk what people say hear too seriously...unless the poster is someone like Ritilina (sp).

Hes loco en la cabeza.

Disco.

Oh, it needs you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4lPA5G0DOo&search=disco%20kylie)

Oh, it needs you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4lPA5G0DOo&search=disco%20kylie)

I LOVE Kylie Minogue!


*Makes sure that statement never leaves the forum*

Haha, NyasSsty

It's great, I know.

I LOVE Kylie Minogue!

*Makes sure that statement never leaves the forum*

Keru was right. You really are trade.

I don't know if this is kosher or not, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Fass - I just wanted to apologize for a few of my posts in the homosexuality thread. Some of the things I posted were inappropriate and I just wanted to say "sorry." So, sorry!

I don't know if this is kosher or not, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Fass - I just wanted to apologize for a few of my posts in the homosexuality thread. Some of the things I posted were inappropriate and I just wanted to say "sorry." So, sorry!

If I had any idea to what you were referring, I would say that it's OK, and that I don't pay attention to homophobic remarks directed at me.

Keru was right. You really are trade.

Only on the holidays;)

And every other Monday between 3:39 PM and 4:48 PM Eastern Standard Time

Edit: Ooo shucks, looks like I just missed it.

If I had any idea to what you were referring, I would say that it's OK, and that I don't pay attention to homophobic remarks directed at me.

Well, thank you for whatever your response constitutes.

If I had any idea to what you were referring, I would say that it's OK, and that I don't pay attention to homophobic remarks directed at me.

Ya big queen!

Ya big queen!

Don't you mean "queer"?

Don't you mean "queer"?

No.

Ya big queen!

Ya little twink.

Ya little twink.

This must be an inside joke. :D

Ya little twink.

Haha...its so much more enjoyable to poke fun rather than to actually fight with you.


Not to mention I get much funnier responses.

This must be an inside joke. :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

Hahaha. Those are amusing, but I was referring to the name-calling.

Probably doing something a lot more fun with cocks than measuring them.

I have a question to ask you (not related to this subject :p ). Is it ok if I TG you?

I have a question to ask you (not related to this subject :p ). Is it ok if I TG you?

Of course it's OK.

Hahaha. Those are amusing, but I was referring to the name-calling.

I don't kiss and tell. You'll have to ask The Atlantian Islands.

I wasn't able to read the article and I won't be able to: I'm about to run out the door. However, I would be interested in knowing if it's just dirty water that stunts growth or dirty everything. And is there any pollutant that increases growth? Does radiation cause mutant sex organs?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

And do you tend to go to Svedish clubs to prey on poor, defenseless, helpless little twinks, Fass?

And do you tend to go to Svedish clubs to prey on poor, defenseless, helpless little twinks, Fass?

I tend to go be preyed on.

Of course it's OK.

Thanks. You have a TG.

I don't kiss and tell. You'll have to ask The Atlantian Islands.

To: Legendary Rock Stars

Its just something Fass and I do to keep our little intercontinental "fling" up to satisfactory standards until both of us can meet again on those golden beaches of Ft. Lauderdale.

Only on Mondays between the hours of 3:39 PM and 4:48 PM Eastern Standard Time, of course.

I tend to go be preyed on.

OoOo a Twink waiting for his predator.

To: Legendary Rock Stars

Its just something Fass and I do to keep our little intercontinental "fling" up to satisfactory standards until both of us can meet again on those golden beaches of Ft. Lauderdale.

Only on Mondays between the hours of 3:39 PM and 4:48 PM Eastern Standard Time, of course.

Aww.. :fluffle:

That's really cute! :D

Aww.. :fluffle:

That's really cute! :D

Haha, Fass you wanna comment on this?

Haha, Fass you wanna comment on this?

It is I who is busy dry-heaving now.

It is I who is busy dry-heaving now.

Haha...dude, I actually laughed out loud when I read what I typed, then read his reply.

That might have been the first time I have ever laughed out loud because of a forum.

You had to have laughed. :D

It is I who is busy dry-heaving now.

I just thought it was cute. I haven't had the chance to do anything like that yet. I seem to scare women off for some reason... :p

I just thought it was cute. I haven't had the chance to do anything like that yet. I seem to scare women off for some reason... :p

Men tend to be easier. We're sluts.

Men tend to be easier. We're sluts.

....Oh, my, I think I just got it. :eek: :p

They're both guys...

....Oh, my, I think I just got it. :eek: :p

They're both guys...

Yes, only hes gay and I'm straight....which makes the whole thing, oh, at a conservative guess, 109212910291201 times more funny.

I just thought it was cute. I haven't had the chance to do anything like that yet. I seem to scare women off for some reason... :p

Haha, it was a joke...Fass and I wont be hooking up anytime soon.

Anyway why do you think you scare women off?

Haha, it was a joke...Fass and I wont be hooking up anytime soon.

Anyway why do you think you scare women off?

My money's betting on my horribly long hair.

My money's betting on my horribly long hair.

I have long hair too!

Though I wouldnt use horribly as an adjective for it.

What color is it?

And do you tend to go to Svedish clubs to prey on poor, defenseless, helpless little twinks, Fass?
something tells me fass would eat a twink alive...quite literally...

I demand that this professor publishes his report in pop-up book format.

I have long hair too!

Though I wouldnt use horribly as an adjective for it.

What color is it?

A mix of red, brown, and darker colors.

Oh, it needs you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4lPA5G0DOo&search=disco%20kylie)

yay for kylie!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink
oh! i was under the impression it meant something really really rude *looks away with red cheeks*. no wonder google always turned up young guys looking young!

Men tend to be easier. We're sluts.
yep, that's it! i've always said it, at least til it gets down to it then it's all oh sorry maybe another time. but that's just me probably.

I demand that this professor publishes his report in pop-up book format.
i'm all for that!

A mix of red, brown, and darker colors.

Hmm...sounds nice...I dunno I have long hair and the girls tend to like it...but mine is light blonde, so I dunno.

Is it curly or straight?

Hmm...sounds nice...I dunno I have long hair and the girls tend to like it...but mine is light blonde, so I dunno.

Is it curly or straight?

Naturally curly. I straighten it on occasion, though.

Naturally curly. I straighten it on occasion, though.

Hmm...dont know why you are having a problem.

Sounds like we have the same hair (I dont curl it though) just different colors...and girls like my hair.

Hmm...dont know why you are having a problem.

Sounds like we have the same hair (I dont curl it though) just different colors...and girls like my hair.

There's a chance that they aren't scared of me, I just don't pick up on the signs that they are interested. I'm kind of braindead when it comes to things like this.

There's a chance that they aren't scared of me, I just don't pick up on the signs that they are interested. I'm kind of braindead when it comes to things like this.

Are you good looking?

Are you good looking?

That's kind of hard to answer, as it is my opinion, but I can say that I am fairly good looking. I've had other people say it too -- my mother, another person's mother -- so that's why I'm just going with yes.

And I also think it, but that comes after. :p

That's kind of hard to answer, as it is my opinion, but I can say that I am fairly good looking. I've had other people say it too -- my mother, another person's mother -- so that's why I'm just going with yes.

And I also think it, but that comes after. :p

Do girls tend to tell you your good looking?

Do girls tend to tell you your good looking?

Sometimes. It isn't exactly a common occurance.

Sometimes. It isn't exactly a common occurance.

Hmm...move down to where I live..the girls are easier. :p

Hmm...move down to where I live..the girls are easier. :p

Maybe I'm so good looking that they're too scared to talk to me...

But that could be my vanity. It's a possibility, though.

Maybe I'm so good looking that they're too scared to talk to me...

But that could be my vanity. It's a possibility, though.

Thaaaats pushing it.

Anyway, how are the Canadian women?

Thaaaats pushing it.

Anyway, how are the Canadian women?

I can say that the ones from Newfoundland are generally nice and fairly attractive. I wouldn't be able to comment on women from anywhere else in the country.

Oh, well, I tried to validate my poor luck with women... :p

Keru was right. You really are trade.

I know it when I see it.

And do you tend to go to Svedish clubs to prey on poor, defenseless, helpless little twinks, Fass?

Ewww no ... Fass is no chicken hawk.

I can say that the ones from Newfoundland are generally nice and fairly attractive. I wouldn't be able to comment on women from anywhere else in the country.

Oh, well, I tried to validate my poor luck with women... :p

Only fairly?

Sucks.

Ewww no ... Fass is no chicken hawk.

Fass is a queen without his crown.

Only fairly?

Sucks.

That's the average. There's lots of really gorgeous women, and a lot of ugly ones.

That's the average. There's lots of really gorgeous women, and a lot of ugly ones.

hmm....ever been to South Florida.

hmm....ever been to South Florida.

Nope. Anything interesting there?

Nope. Anything interesting there?

Yes. Its amazing...we have the most amazing women, beaches and cities.


not too mention homosexuals

Yes. Its amazing...we have the most amazing women, beaches and cities.


not too mention homosexuals

I almost missed that very small font. :p

Cool, I'll try to visit when I get older and get enough money to afford a vacation.

Note: This is my 100th post! :)

I almost missed that very small font. :p

Cool, I'll try to visit when I get older and get enough money to afford a vacation.

Note: This is my 100th post! :)

Congrats..may you have a thousand more....this being NS, I'm sure you will.


Yeah, South Florida is one of the best places on earth...its actually one of the most common destinations on earth.

Its somewhere everyone should go, atleast once.

Ewww no ... Fass is no chicken hawk.

Lucky for me, Keru is, and is so boner-inducing as to make me want to change pants.