NationStates Jolt Archive


The hottest men on earth

Francis Street
01-05-2006, 02:53
Just for gender balance. What country has the hottest men on earth? I'm going to nominate Poland.
Hokan
01-05-2006, 02:54
I nominate myself.
New Stalinberg
01-05-2006, 02:54
Right...
Ladamesansmerci
01-05-2006, 02:55
The Aussies...and the Irish...and the Italian...
Kulikovo
01-05-2006, 02:56
Let's just settle this and say I am the hottest man on earth :cool:
Hokan
01-05-2006, 02:58
Let's just settle this and say I am the hottest man on earth :cool:

Well I am the hottest men on earth.
I am actually two people, somehow.
Francis Street
01-05-2006, 03:02
Let's just settle this and say I am the hottest man on earth :cool:
I nominate myself.
You're meant to nominate countries!
Hokan
01-05-2006, 03:02
Tom Cruisia is a country right?
Kulikovo
01-05-2006, 03:03
I am so cool, mu house it an autonomous state "In Dan We Trust" is what it says on my currency. I write a dollar symbol on a piece of paper.
Similization
01-05-2006, 03:05
You're meant to nominate countries!Similization is a country.

I win :cool:

Uhm.. Brazil, Czech Republic & Sweden. Explained why in the other thread.
Ladamesansmerci
01-05-2006, 03:05
You're meant to nominate countries!
There aren't enough girls on right now to keep this thread on track...

*shakes fist at the male dominance of the internet*
Czardas
01-05-2006, 03:06
Remember, we're all countries here... this is NS after all.... ;)

That said, I nominate Scandinavia.
Miss Izzy
01-05-2006, 03:07
Canada! :p

Australia too.
Theoretical Physicists
01-05-2006, 03:08
I nominate myself.
Let's just settle this and say I am the hottest man on earth :cool:
So, I guess this makes me 3rd.
Schwarzchild
01-05-2006, 07:30
In no particular order; Australia, Sweden and Spain. Italian men are usually too self-centered for me, but can be cute as long as they keep their mouths shut <g>.

That is a gay man's opinion, I need more ladies to provide some balance please.
Commie Catholics
01-05-2006, 07:43
Why is Australia getting so many votes? Australians are idiots.:confused:
Keruvalia
01-05-2006, 07:52
Australians are idiots.:confused:

You don't have to be smart to be pretty.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-05-2006, 07:52
Why is Australia getting so many votes? Australians are idiots.:confused:

Lol, people like idiots :p

But why are you complaining? You have comparatively easy access. ;)
Jesuites
01-05-2006, 07:57
Fighting is not the way to solve your trouble.
Be in peace Brothers, do not worry and be gays.
The priests from Jesuites Holy See are like Irish and Jews, the Holy people immigrating everywhere in all nations to be the fathers of your children.

We are in all part of the world to assist you in your beliefs. We pray for you, we make your children, be in peace and do not fight for little causes like this one.

We appreciate your concerns 'bout Australians and others neurotic people, please control yourself, we are here to help.
No need to make a war.

Now we pray, Brothers, for the sake of your females, we'll be the fathers of your children, amen.


The High PriestJesuites Holy See
Commie Catholics
01-05-2006, 08:00
But why are you complaining? You have comparatively easy access. ;)

To what?:confused:
The Beautiful Darkness
01-05-2006, 08:06
To what?:confused:

The spunkie dumb guys, of course :p
Commie Catholics
01-05-2006, 08:11
The spunkie dumb guys, of course :p

Perhaps a little gender confusion here. I happen to be a guy. Not a spunkie dumb one though. :(
The Beautiful Darkness
01-05-2006, 08:21
Perhaps a little gender confusion here. I happen to be a guy. Not a spunkie dumb one though. :(

Lol, sorry if I offended you, but I would have said the same if you were male or female (because I was pretty sure either way you weren't interested in these guys). :p

Don't be sad about not being spunkie and dumb. It's way overrated, personally I'd rather someone not so conventionally spunkie and rather a bit more intellegent instead lol :D
Sasifrass
01-05-2006, 08:27
Romania and Australia...gotta have variety
Commie Catholics
01-05-2006, 08:27
Lol, sorry if I offended you, but I would have said the same if you were male or female (because I was pretty sure either way you weren't interested in these guys). :p

:D

Don't be sad about not being spunkie and dumb. It's way overrated, personally I'd rather someone not so conventionally spunkie and rather a bit more intellegent instead lol :D

I really don't care how I appear to the opposite sex. My life doesn't revolve around women like it does for other people.
Palaios
01-05-2006, 08:44
Albania :D
Incoherencia
01-05-2006, 09:05
Can't really say. I'm too picky to generalize.
The Beautiful Darkness
01-05-2006, 12:02
Just to be different: Japanese and Korean :p
Ravvyland
01-05-2006, 12:04
I guess I'll say Australia and right here in Canada. And JohnnyDeppLand.
Harlesburg
01-05-2006, 12:28
Why is Australia getting so many votes? Australians are idiots.:confused:
Except for you.
Commie Catholics
01-05-2006, 12:30
Except for you.

Naturally.:fluffle:
Valori
01-05-2006, 12:31
Italian Men.

Olive Skin, Dark Thick Hair, Normally Tall, Normally in great shape, Cool Accent, what more could you want.:p
Harlesburg
01-05-2006, 12:31
Naturally.:fluffle:
You knows it.:fluffle:
Of course i'd be winning but i am outta this world!
Francis Street
01-05-2006, 14:06
Now we pray, Brothers, for the sake of your females, we'll be the fathers of your children, amen.

The High PriestJesuites Holy See
Check it out people, it's Jesussaves' angelic, benevolent twin.
Harlesburg
01-05-2006, 14:12
Check it out people, it's Jesussaves' angelic, benevolent twin.
OMG!!!
Devlyn
01-05-2006, 14:12
You knows it.:fluffle:
Of course i'd be winning but i am outta this world!
Damn right. :rolleyes:
Harlesburg
01-05-2006, 14:20
Damn right. :rolleyes:
You knows it.;)
Bottle
01-05-2006, 14:39
Just for gender balance. What country has the hottest men on earth? I'm going to nominate Poland.
The hottest men are not found on Planet Earth. They are found on Planet Bodman.

Seriously, has anybody else seen the Bodman commercials? Hoo baby. Those are some extremely nice looking male specimens. **growls** :)
Devlyn
01-05-2006, 14:40
You knows it.;)
You've given me plenty of opportunity to...
Jello Biafra
01-05-2006, 18:10
Spain, Italy, and Ireland.
Ilie
01-05-2006, 18:16
I nominate Romania.
Ratod
01-05-2006, 18:19
Spain, Italy, and Ireland.
Being one I gotta ask, why irishmen.Is it the accent or the charm(bullshit).I would love to know so I can exploit it ..;)
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-05-2006, 18:22
In no particular order; Australia, Sweden and Spain. Italian men are usually too self-centered for me, but can be cute as long as they keep their mouths shut <g>.

That is a gay man's opinion, I need more ladies to provide some balance please.


When my daughter was in the Navy, she did a Med-cruise. According to her Italian men are adorable, but Spanish men are sexist pigs and only sexy when they shut up.
Jello Biafra
01-05-2006, 18:28
Being one I gotta ask, why irishmen.Is it the accent or the charm(bullshit).I would love to know so I can exploit it ..;)I'm not particularly concerned with the accent or the charm...I like their complexions, and hair color.
Miss Brandy
01-05-2006, 18:29
Canada!
Rasselas
01-05-2006, 18:38
Any country with a hot accent. Off the top of my head: Finland, Norway, Netherlands, Australia.
Terrorist Cakes
01-05-2006, 18:44
Canada! Have you met Alexandre Despatie? (http://www.alexandredespatie.com)
Magew
01-05-2006, 19:01
It's all about bone structure. Eye color is generally variable, complexion and hair color can be altered, and if we assume that we're taking the best each country has to offer, then lifestyle choices can be selected for.

To choose bone structure, we have to limit ourselves to genetic lines that have been in the area for long enough that they predate easy transit and the accompanying miscegenation. The USA is not even a valid consideration for exactly that reason, unless you're being cute and using that location for the-- in truth, unaffiliated-- indigenes.

Under those limitations, the Celtic lines of Ireland, and a few of the tribes from the Kenya and Congo areas have my vote.
The Elder Malaclypse
01-05-2006, 19:01
That guy I left in an oven for twelve hours.
Francis Street
01-05-2006, 19:13
That guy I left in an oven for twelve hours.
*high five*
Megaloria
01-05-2006, 19:27
Tom Cruisia is a country right?

Yeah, sure. It's just north of Batshitinsanistan.
Carisbrooke
01-05-2006, 20:10
I have to say Canada, as my Canuck is hot and has a voice to melt chocolate.
Galliam Returned
01-05-2006, 20:12
Minnesota. Not the USA, Minnesota. Buncha sexy bastards.
Similization
01-05-2006, 20:16
Being one I gotta ask, why irishmen.Is it the accent or the charm(bullshit).I would love to know so I can exploit it ..;)It's the bullshit. I think the most redeming trait I've found in America for years, is that Bostoners have a knack for the same "charm".
Schwarzchild
01-05-2006, 20:24
You asked for hottest looking men...I gave my opinion. It had no bearing on wit nor IQ.

There is a big difference between who I like LOOKING at, and who I would date or sleep with.
Czardas
01-05-2006, 20:57
The nomadic tribes of the central Sahara are up there, at least during the daytime.
The Infinite Dunes
01-05-2006, 21:04
The best of British. Enjoy.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40427000/jpg/_40427683_tomlinson_203.jpg
Cruxium
01-05-2006, 21:10
Oooh Russian... Definately Russian. We can whack a bit of Australian on the list, just to conform. I'm going to say English, since I am. What else... Americans... yeah.
The Coral Islands
01-05-2006, 21:34
The Middle East has the hottest men and women on the planet.

I am a guy, so my expertise is on rating women, and in my books women from the Arabian peninsula even outrank the gorgeous Chinese gals. My sister, however, concurs that Middle Eastern guys match their compatriots in hotness (Although I believe her second-place spot goes to Indian and Sri-Lankan men).
Valori
01-05-2006, 21:59
In no particular order; Australia, Sweden and Spain. Italian men are usually too self-centered for me, but can be cute as long as they keep their mouths shut <g>.

That is a gay man's opinion, I need more ladies to provide some balance please.

*gasp*

When my daughter was in the Navy, she did a Med-cruise. According to her Italian men are adorable, but Spanish men are sexist pigs and only sexy when they shut up. Good for your daughter. Italian men can't be pigs, we'd get rolling pinned to the back of the head.

That Said, I really do think that Italian men are attractive, although Spanish men are also very attractive. Although, as has already been stated they are very chauvanistic.
Jamaima
02-05-2006, 18:18
So far I must agree with Finland, Australia, Czech Republic and JohnnyDeppLand. There aren't any other good ones...ok maybe some Bittish and few over here in Northern Ireland, but the majoraty are in the four above.
Khadgar
02-05-2006, 18:22
Austraila or Britian. I'm a sucker for the accents.

Plus having seen some of the guys on the Aussie football team. Oh my...
Maraque
02-05-2006, 18:22
Germany, Italy, Greece, Poland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Hungary, Spain, etc etc etc.
TwoBears
02-05-2006, 18:36
America and Australia
Helioterra
02-05-2006, 19:02
Norway. No contest.

Germany and France would also be in my top 10. Italians and Spanish are too short. And hairy.
Mer des Ennuis
02-05-2006, 19:18
Statistically, it almost has to be America. This is because America has such a large population, and such a high standard of living (this alone knocks out red china and india) that, just from sheer numbers, it has to have the hottest men. Not only that, there are so many ethnicities and cultures that, no matter what a woman is attracted to, there is guaranteed to be a hot guy that fits her desire.
Helioterra
02-05-2006, 19:22
Statistically, it almost has to be America. This is because America has such a large population, and such a high standard of living (this alone knocks out red china and india) that, just from sheer numbers, it has to have the hottest men. Not only that, there are so many ethnicities and cultures that, no matter what a woman is attracted to, there is guaranteed to be a hot guy that fits her desire.
it definitely has the fattest men.
The Gay Street Militia
02-05-2006, 20:49
See... I think most of the *hottest* guys whose pictures I've seen online have been American. I LOVE the shape and proportions of the archetypal "frat boy." I think the US gets overlooked for this question because of all those publicised statistics about US obesity. Granted, the US has an *awful* lot of grotesquely overweight men; but when comparing the hot guys that the US has to hot guys from other countries, I think it goes to the US. So much obsession with fitness and youth produces some fine looking, fit, youthful guys.
Gift-of-god
02-05-2006, 22:03
The country I'm in!

*flexes*





















...i'm so embarassed now...
Khadgar
02-05-2006, 22:14
See... I think most of the *hottest* guys whose pictures I've seen online have been American. I LOVE the shape and proportions of the archetypal "frat boy." I think the US gets overlooked for this question because of all those publicised statistics about US obesity. Granted, the US has an *awful* lot of grotesquely overweight men; but when comparing the hot guys that the US has to hot guys from other countries, I think it goes to the US. So much obsession with fitness and youth produces some fine looking, fit, youthful guys.

http://www.superdrewby.com/photos/afl.shtml

See what those do for ya! Aussies.


Oh, definately not work safe!

My personal favorite:

http://www.superdrewby.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?display=1&image=25&gallery=AFL&dir=afl&total=26&refer=/photos/afl.shtml&section=29npxs3ktiyba7s37s2v&start=1&end=26
Mexicananona
02-05-2006, 22:24
Alan Rickmany!:D :fluffle:
Katurkalurkmurkastan
02-05-2006, 22:32
So far I must agree with Finland, Australia, Czech Republic and JohnnyDeppLand. There aren't any other good ones...ok maybe some Bittish and few over here in Northern Ireland, but the majoraty are in the four above.
Clearly JohnnyDeppLand, and i'm straight.
EDIT: oh, and male, i guess that's an important detail. JohnnyDeppLand is inhabited by a wonderful creature that appears beautiful to both sexes. isn't there a greek mythical beast like that?