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Amusing conspiracy theory video

Kzord
30-04-2006, 14:49
I thought this was quite funny. It's got nonsense about Satanism, and how symbols that appear frequently are evil, rather than just aesthetically pleasing...

One bit that caught my attention was this:

in the early 1900's Nickolia Tesla revolutionized the electric industry by inventing a working WIRELESS POWER PLANT, but after government intervention the public model never materialized.

Of course, the reality is that no-one wanted to fund Tesla's wireless power because they would have no way of charging those who received power (since it would just go outward in all directions).

Anyway, here's the link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2357448098911229950&pl=true
Ashmoria
30-04-2006, 18:36
i dont know that it can be called a conspiracy theory but the wackiest tesla story ive read has tesla causing that explosion in siberia in 1908 with a test of his "death ray" that went wrong.



It is not certain if Tesla ever used the death ray, or indeed if he even succeeded in building one. But the following is the often-related story of what happened one night in 1908 when Tesla tested the foreboding weapon.

At the time, Robert Peary was making his second attempt to reach the North Pole. Cryptically, Tesla had notified the expedition that he would be trying to contact them somehow. They were to report to him the details of anything unusual they might witness on the open tundra. On the evening of June 30, accompanied by his associate George Scherff atop Wardenclyffe tower, Tesla aimed his death ray across the Atlantic towards the arctic, to a spot which he calculated was west of the Peary expedition.

Tesla switched on the device. At first, it was hard to tell if it was even working. Its extremity emitted a dim light that was barely visible. Then an owl flew from its perch on the tower's pinnacle, soaring into the path of the beam. The bird disintegrated instantly.

That concluded the test. Tesla watched the newspapers and sent telegrams to Peary in hopes of confirming the death ray's effectiveness. Nothing turned up. Tesla was ready to admit failure when news came of a strange event in Siberia.

On June 30, a massive explosion had devastated Tunguska, a remote area in the Siberian wilderness. Five hundred thousand square acres of land had been instantly destroyed. Equivalent to ten to fifteen megatons of TNT, the Tunguska incident is the most powerful explosion to have occurred in human history -- not even subsequent thermonuclear detonations have surpassed it. The explosion was audible from 620 miles away. Scientists believe it was caused by either a meteorite or a fragment of a comet, although no obvious impact site or mineral remnants of such an object were ever found.

Nikola Tesla had a different explanation. It was plain that his death ray had overshot its intended target and destroyed Tunguska. He was thankful beyond measure that the explosion had - miraculously - killed no one. Tesla dismantled the death ray at once, deeming it too dangerous to remain in existence.

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_tesla1.htm
Call to power
30-04-2006, 18:56
I’m sure allot of the things in the video can be explained unfortunately I don’t know much about American currency or the illuminati (plus things like making the debris leaving the twin towers faster has no point if you ask me)

plus I'm allot happier thinking that this universe is just one big sims orgy
Kzord
30-04-2006, 19:02
i dont know that it can be called a conspiracy theory but the wackiest tesla story ive read has tesla causing that explosion in siberia in 1908 with a test of his "death ray" that went wrong.

Yeah, someone forgot that rays travel in straight lines, and the earth is curved, I think.
Naliitr
30-04-2006, 19:27
I thought this was quite funny. It's got nonsense about Satanism, and how symbols that appear frequently are evil, rather than just aesthetically pleasing...

One bit that caught my attention was this:



Of course, the reality is that no-one wanted to fund Tesla's wireless power because they would have no way of charging those who received power (since it would just go outward in all directions).

Anyway, here's the link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2357448098911229950&pl=true
Ok. I'm scared now. *Grabs 12 gauge* YOU AREN'T TAKING ME YOU SATANIC BASTARDS!

EDIT: Yes, I am actually believing this. Call me a nut, call me crazy, call me whatever. This shit is convincing.
Gravlen
30-04-2006, 19:33
1) Silly video :)



2) Muhahahaha!

3) - Fnord -
:D
Kzord
30-04-2006, 19:41
Yes, I am actually believing this. Call me a nut, call me crazy, call me whatever. This shit is convincing.
The question does arise; why would they be doing evil things in secret when they can and do get away with doing them overtly?
Negligentia
30-04-2006, 19:47
Oh... my... god! It all fits-- no, wait. Seriously, this is so ridiculous. And so funny.

I want it to be a joke... I really do...
Ashmoria
30-04-2006, 19:47
Yeah, someone forgot that rays travel in straight lines, and the earth is curved, I think.
there must be a lot of "skip" in death rays
Gravlen
30-04-2006, 19:51
The question does arise; why would they be doing evil things in secret when they can and do get away with doing them overtly?
Because we like cloak-and-dagger-like plots, secrecy, sub rosa and clandestine actions, and, of course, messing with your minds :D
Yootopia
30-04-2006, 19:56
Didn't the Japanese have some kind of microwave death-ray coastal defence at the end of World War 2, which was basically a whole load of RADAR dishes aimed at a beach, as to blind/kill anyone who landed?
Naliitr
30-04-2006, 19:56
Didn't the Japanese have some kind of microwave death-ray coastal defence at the end of World War 2, which was basically a whole load of RADAR dishes aimed at a beach, as to blind/kill anyone who landed?
Yeah. It was funny.
Yootopia
30-04-2006, 19:57
Yeah. It was funny.

I'm sure that it would be less hilarious if you were being fried/horribly blinded in a great deal of pain.
Acquicic
30-04-2006, 20:15
Conspiracy theorists are bad spellers. That's my theory, and it is a theory which is mine.

Also, it was really difficult to read sometimes, what with that typeface superimposed over some very busy graphics.
Undelia
30-04-2006, 20:26
I lold and then rofld.

Two things: If the illuminati invented consumerism, I’ll have to thank them and if there really is a huge conspiracy that we can’t do anything about, the only thing I regret is not being a part of it.
Pyronne
30-04-2006, 20:38
stares at screen for a few minutes. gets up leaves house. grabs keys drives away buys big guns sits in corner with lights on for several days... never heard from again after three shotgun shots ring out. guns and shells found on the floor. 3 inch deep clawmarks are on the wall next to where he was. note reading "dont watch the video!" several police officers who resonded to his dissaperance vannish in following days. same story...
Unogal
30-04-2006, 20:53
I watched that movie. Dumbest thing ever
The Infinite Dunes
30-04-2006, 20:54
Anyway, here's the link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2357448098911229950&pl=true
Ahahaha! I got a conspiracy theory, that video only just lasts slightly longer than the track their using, by 13 seconds to be precise. OMG! 13! :rolleyes:

Pfft, the whole video seems to sugest that if it has symbolism then it's associated with the New World Order. It takes some of the most important symbols from history and then is surprised when it finds them being used everywhere. Crosses, stars, eyes the whole lot (the swastika is a type of cross). There's not much room left for symbolise anything if you associate all those 3 forms of symbols with the Illumniati. I think the only think left is triangles... oh no... they're covered by the use of pyramids. *sigh*

edit: Oh for fucks sake, it realised the swastika existed before Nazis, why can't it figure out that the 'Fasces' existed before Mussolini. The romans used it to represent power and justice. *explodes, but continues to watch the stupid video anyway*