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Keith Richards Hospitalized

THE LOST PLANET
29-04-2006, 22:37
I just read a press release that said The Stones wizzened Guitar player was hospitalized in Fiji. No, it's not his heart, a stoke or even drug related. Seems he fell out of a palm tree.

No word on what the fuck he was doing in aforementioned palm...
Dobbsworld
29-04-2006, 22:37
...And what was Ron Wood doing in the same tree?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-04-2006, 22:39
I just read a press release that said The Stones wizzened Guitar player was hospitalized in Fiji. No, it's not his heart, a stoke or even drug related. Seems he fell out of a palm tree.

No word on what the fuck he was doing in aforementioned palm...

Bah, he'll be fine. He died in 1992. :p
Ifreann
29-04-2006, 22:44
I just read a press release that said The Stones wizzened Guitar player was hospitalized in Fiji. No, it's not his heart, a stoke or even drug related. Seems he fell out of a palm tree.

No word on what the fuck he was doing in aforementioned palm...
That's a blatant lie. It's always drug related whenever the stones are involved.
THE LOST PLANET
29-04-2006, 22:49
That's a blatant lie. It's always drug related whenever the stones are involved.Well maybe, but these days I think the drugs are arthritis medications...