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No, not that kind of cock ring. Get your minds out of the gutter. Someone's invented a ring with a viagra tablet sized compartment in it so you can keep your hard-on handy. Is the existence of this product a sign that our population really is ageing fast?

http://www.viagraring.com/

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

It's so difficult reaching into one's pocket.

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.
Are you like.. a sexual hitler?

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.
You wouldn't be saying that if you were around that age.

probably, but I'm not :p

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.
Well, at least not in public. Or on camera.

BUY CENTURY SEX NOW!


The oldest woman in porno, eh? We don't doubt it for one second.

This is the infamous Century Sex video, featuring Rose Agree...
an ancient old ET-looking thing who shouhldn't be in front of a camera,
let alone getting banged in front of a camera.

I originally found this years ago in a smut shop in Jersey,
and it's been re-released a few times over the years.

Get your copy now, you sickos!




Sorry, can't provide a link. It's against forum rules.

It's so difficult reaching into one's pocket.
What if the old man is at an S&M club and his leather thong has no pockets?

What if the old man is at an S&M club and his leather thong has no pockets?
Nature's pocket.

Nature's pocket.

:eek:

Nature's pocket.
:eek:

That's gross.

What if the old man is at an S&M club and his leather thong has no pockets?

Heh. That just brought up a mental image of goatse's golden ring. Oh, and carry the viagra with your S&M toys.

:eek:

Don't tell me YOU will need years of therapy to erase that mental picture from your head, tiger.

No, not that kind of cock ring. Get your minds out of the gutter. Someone's invented a ring with a viagra tablet sized compartment in it so you can keep your hard-on handy. Is the existence of this product a sign that our population really is ageing fast?

http://www.viagraring.com/
noooo

its evidence that hope springs eternal. even old guys cant let go of the dream of hotbabes spontaneously offering free pussy.

I know you young bucks won't believe this, but the older you get the better the sex. No more "wham, bam, thank you ma'am". It goes on for hours. In a "quickie" the "final act" takes at least and hour. Not just a quick "blow the rocks".

lol @ testimonials

"My wife got me a ViagraRing. The guys at work thought it was a hoot."

I don't know how I am susposed to interpret that :confused: :confused: :confused:

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

I think I will e-mail this to your lovers in twenty years time. Have a nice retirement from sexual activity.

probably, but I'm not :p

You will be. And a lot sooner than you'd like to think.

2 words for ya'

BABY BOOMERS

yep, they are getting about that age, and there's a whole hell of a lot of them, and they got money to spend on crap like Viagra rings.

:cool:

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

you say that now...

Nature's pocket.
Free Waterfall Sr: Good way to avoid frostbite, folks. Put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
Leela: Uh, I think I'll go check on Bender.
Free Waterfall Sr: Watch that he doesn't pick your pocket.


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10863192&postcount=10
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http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10863218&postcount=11
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Heh.

I know you young bucks won't believe this, but the older you get the better the sex. No more "wham, bam, thank you ma'am". It goes on for hours. In a "quickie" the "final act" takes at least and hour. Not just a quick "blow the rocks".

At 17 my sex went on for hours. ;)

Now it could probably go at least a quarter day. :D

I know you young bucks won't believe this, but the older you get the better the sex. No more "wham, bam, thank you ma'am". It goes on for hours. In a "quickie" the "final act" takes at least and hour. Not just a quick "blow the rocks".

I thought it got better with experience.

Old people should not have sex. Once you reach a certain age you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

Indeed. Those people should start eating from tree of life and become protectors for us breeders, just like our Pak ancestors did.

People who do not get this reference need to read more :p