NationStates Jolt Archive

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?

Not evil, thank you very much.

You just haven't met the right one yet ;)

Petulant child.

you can't kill all the boys, what would you do when you were in need of like a penis? girls don't have those.....

besides, I would say that 90% of guys aren't evil, but most of them are really stupid for a while during puberty, they grow out of it. (sometimes)

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?

Being male, I can tell you I am NOT evil.

(Oh, and define evil.)

You just haven't met the right one yet ;)

No, I've met the same one, over and over, just in different bodies.

Being male, I can tell you I am NOT evil.

(Oh, and define evil.)

Evil is.... well, essentially being an all-round git. Would you like me to be more specific?

..... but most of them are really stupid for a while during puberty, they grow out of it. (sometimes)


BUD/S will do that to you.

Evil is.... well, essentially being an all-round git. Would you like me to be more specific?

Yes. Really, I just hope this is a joke.

Yes. Really, I just hope this is a joke.

Well evil is basically being like my best mate. And it's not a joke, I'm deadly serious - all boys should be killed. Just, maybe just one at a time and starting with the REALLY evil ones like him.

No, I've met the same one, over and over, just in different bodies.

Maybe you're hanging out with the wrong ones then?

Yes. Really, I just hope this is a joke.



She's just being a teenage girl. It's what they do.



Early teens from the sounds of it..

Happy hunting all you sweet sinners all you losers,
all you winners, find your own peace of mind
Happy hunting all you live wires all you laughers,
all you criers, am I really unkind?

Yes. Really, I just hope this is a joke.

As I said before, a petulant child ranting from hormonal induced frustration.

(Girls tend to have a more romanticised view of sex, or this could be penis envy)

She's just being a teenage girl. It's what they do.



Early teens from the sounds of it..

Er, no. Really no.

But I do kind of feel like folding my arms, stamping my feet and screaming. But I guess that's more childish than teenagerish?

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?
what makes you so sure you're not evil yourself?

whats evil to you is normal to someone else, and what's normal to you may well be evil to someone else. everything's relative and subjective.

the only thing you can say with any certainty is everyone is evil. or innocent. or both. or neither....... oh damn.



well, i'm ok. in bit of a shitty mood but i don't know why, so i'm just gonna ride it out and see :)

No, I've met the same one, over and over, just in different bodies.
are they all around the same age though?


seriously, I had to date someone 7 years older than me, to get someone on my level and not completely idiotic, and while it worked out for me, I don't recomend it for anyone else.

you should swear off of guys until they are about 25, that's when they start to be normal again, before that you are just asking for trouble.

Well evil is basically being like my best mate. And it's not a joke, I'm deadly serious - all boys should be killed. Just, maybe just one at a time and starting with the REALLY evil ones like him.

You make me sad.

Er, no. Really no.

But I do kind of feel like folding my arms, stamping my feet and screaming. But I guess that's more childish than teenagerish?


So you're complaining about 'all the boys' and you're niether a teenager nor a child?

Well evil is basically being like my best mate. And it's not a joke, I'm deadly serious - all boys should be killed. Just, maybe just one at a time and starting with the REALLY evil ones like him.

*sigh*

Let me dismantle your argument.

First of all: Do you know how impractical killing them all is?

Second: You do realize you would doom the human race, right?

(Girls tend to have a more romanticised view of sex, or this could be penis envy)

not really, I have penis envy and I don't act like this... although I am probably much older and used to it now. ;)

you can't kill all the boys, what would you do when you were in need of like a penis? girls don't have those.....

besides, I would say that 90% of guys aren't evil, but most of them are really stupid for a while during puberty, they grow out of it. (sometimes)
no one NEEDS a penis (well no WOMAN does) thats why god created strap-ons

but what would we do without men when there is a great big spider that needs killing?? who is going to take out the trash? and dont be expecting me to change my OWN oil.....

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?
Huh? What? Why? I consider love to be a very precious comodity, and would never throw it away. Don't consider all boys to be like that, even if your boyfriend just broke up with you (which is painstakingly obvious here). Just because I don't have any friends doesn't mean I consider the whole of humanity to be evil. Wait... Nevermind...

are they all around the same age though?


seriously, I had to date someone 7 years older than me, to get someone on my level and not completely idiotic, and while it worked out for me, I don't recomend it for anyone else.

you should swear off of guys until they are about 25, that's when they start to be normal again, before that you are just asking for trouble.

Well... HE (the git) is older than me by four years, and he's not even close to normal yet. He's the King Of Evil.

God. I really do sound childish. I guess it's time to stop bitching and just eat tubs of ice cream, huh?

no one NEEDS a penis (well no WOMAN does) thats why god created strap-ons

strap-ons are no replacement for a penis, and the fact that you think they are, is sad. :(

but what would we do without men when there is a great big spider that needs killing?? who is going to take out the trash? and dont be expecting me to change my OWN oil.....
I do all that, what's the problem?

*sigh*

Let me dismantle your argument.

First of all: Do you know how impractical killing them all is?

Second: You do realize you would doom the human race, right?

Can you suggest a better way to spend a Friday afternoon?

are they all around the same age though?


seriously, I had to date someone 7 years older than me, to get someone on my level and not completely idiotic, and while it worked out for me, I don't recomend it for anyone else.

you should swear off of guys until they are about 25, that's when they start to be normal again, before that you are just asking for trouble.

Oh I don't know, some guys are more mature at 18 than others are at 25. It jsut depends on the person, I guess.

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?
Well, you have to leave at least one male alive for reproductive purposes. I volunteer to be that man.

Well... HE (the git) is older than me by four years

Depending on how old you are..... CRADLE ROBBER!!!

Can you suggest a better way to spend a Friday afternoon?

Movie, video games, some sport...

Oh, and Naliitr, he's not my boyfriend. He's my best friend. Since forever. KIND of different.

Well... HE (the git) is older than me by four years, and he's not even close to normal yet. He's the King Of Evil.

God. I really do sound childish. I guess it's time to stop bitching and just eat tubs of ice cream, huh?
nope, guys don't like the chubby chicks.

sometimes people are just not worth your time, you can't really blame a whole gender... and even if he is 4 years older than you, then really if he isn't at least 25 he is still in the stupid years.

I would suggest going to exercise and then if a guy bothers you again you can kick the crap out of him, much more satisfying than ice cream.

Oh, and Naliitr, he's not my boyfriend. He's my best friend. Since forever. KIND of different.

And you haven't even posted a pic of him for us to deface? Tisk tisk. How selfish of you.

Oh I don't know, some guys are more mature at 18 than others are at 25. It jsut depends on the person, I guess.
true, I was throwing out a general rule.

there are some guys that are really mature at 18, but still not as good as they will be at 25.

nope, guys don't like the chubby chicks.

sometimes people are just not worth your time, you can't really blame a whole gender... and even if he is 4 years older than you, then really if he isn't at least 25 he is still in the stupid years.

I would suggest going to exercise and then if a guy bothers you again you can kick the crap out of him, much more satisfying than ice cream.

Just to smash that image there, I'm a proper bona-fide runner and I HATE ice cream, that's just what I feel like doing right now.

And too true about the chubby chicks - YEARS ago, before I took up running, this same guy called me 'podgy' and resulted in me getting anorexic.

And I can too blame a whole gender. I'm doing that right now.

true, I was throwing out a general rule.

there are some guys that are really mature at 18, but still not as good as they will be at 25.

Ooh, the best is yet to come, huh? :D

No, I've met the same one, over and over, just in different bodies.

Nope.

If your romantic partners change and the problem stays, then you're the problem.

You can't fix anyone else, the only option is to fix yourself.

Oh, and Naliitr, he's not my boyfriend. He's my best friend. Since forever. KIND of different.
Not really. Best friends tend to enter into a romantic relationship sooner or later. But really, not all boys are like that. I won't just use you like a tissue then throw you away.

Immature whining should be killed.

you should swear off of guys until they are about 25, that's when they start to be normal again, before that you are just asking for trouble.
boo! *sticks fingers in glitziness' ears and "distracts" her ;)*


however, on a serious note, this is paining "guys" with a pretty wide (and rather superioristic) brush....

Just to smash that image there, I'm a proper bona-fide runner and I HATE ice cream, that's just what I feel like doing right now.

And too true about the chubby chicks - YEARS ago, before I took up running, this same guy called me 'podgy' and resulted in me getting anorexic.

And I can too blame a whole gender. I'm doing that right now.

Running is the best thing since sliced bread. I do six miles a day (four if Im rushed) My fastest mile time is 4:54.

J

And I can too blame a whole gender. I'm doing that right now.
you can, but should you?

really, if you want a guy who is mature and respectful and all, acting like a two year old is going to send him running in the other direction.

however, if you want the same type of guy you are annoyed with now, keep acting like you are, they love to take advantage of people who are too immature to do anything about it, except whine on an internet forum about how "boys are evil"

Just to smash that image there, I'm a proper bona-fide runner and I HATE ice cream, that's just what I feel like doing right now.

*glares*

And too true about the chubby chicks - YEARS ago, before I took up running, [B]this same guy called me 'podgy' and resulted in me getting anorexic.[B]

*closes eyes more to enhance glare effect*

And I can too blame a whole gender. I'm doing that right now.

*sigh*

boo! *sticks fingers in glitziness' ears and "distracts" her ;)*


however, on a serious note, this is paining "guys" with a pretty wide (and rather superioristic) brush....
maybe glitziness likes trouble...


besides you didn't read my more recent clarification


true, I was throwing out a general rule.

there are some guys that are really mature at 18, but still not as good as they will be at 25.

see? she can only look forward to better things.

see? she can only look forward to better things.


In PM's case, the proverbial 'haircut/better job'

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

Oh do shut up.



ANYWAY. How are you?


All the worse for hearing you whinge.

Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.

In PM's case, the proverbial 'haircut/better job'
The haircut is awesome man. Don't diss PM's haircut.

maybe glitziness likes trouble...


besides you didn't read my more recent clarification



see? she can only look forward to better things.

Something tells me you give good advice, Smunkee :D

The haircut is awesome man. Don't diss PM's haircut.

Hah. My hair's even longer and thicker.

Something tells me you give good advice, Smunkee :D
I really do 90% of the time, and the other 10% I am just being mischievous.

:D

maybe glitziness likes trouble...


besides you didn't read my more recent clarification

ah quite true.... my apologies. i was only saying that anyway 'cos a) this thread is just one big generalisation, b) it looked like you were joining in ;), and c) gender stereotyping is one of glitzi's "buttons" so lets try and bury this thread past the first page by the time she gets home, eh? :p

(ps: she seems to love my special brand of trouble ;) :D)

The haircut is awesome man. Don't diss PM's haircut.
hahaha thank you :p

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?

Ha, girls are worse. They're trained from birth to be good at the whole "emotional manipulation and takedown" thing.

So there.

ah quite true.... my apologies. i was only saying that anyway 'cos a) this thread is just one big generalisation, b) it looked like you were joining in ;), and c) gender stereotyping is one of glitzi's "buttons" so lets try and bury this thread past the first page by the time she gets home, eh? :p

(ps: she seems to love my special brand of trouble ;) :D)


so replying would be a bad idea?

LOL sorry, couldn't help it.

besides you are older and wiser than say a 15 year old boy, you can see how you change as you grow.

you also have to agree with my saying that glitziness probably wouldn't be happy with a guy her age anyway, because they are still annoying to girls, see? she is with you and the age difference works for her, which is all I was saying.

Ha, girls are worse. They're trained from birth to be good at the whole "emotional manipulation and takedown" thing.

So there.
indeed we are. It sucks too, since I am now with a guy who doesn't need that type of manipulation, and I am trying to un-train myself.

:p

Ha, girls are worse. They're trained from birth to be good at the whole "emotional manipulation and takedown" thing.

So there.

Okay - I'll kill all the boys, you kill all the girls.

The planet can be taken over by cats.

indeed we are. It sucks too, since I am now with a guy who doesn't need that type of manipulation, and I am trying to un-train myself.

:p

He's either smart...or "pussy whipped".

Probably both. :D

Okay - I'll kill all the boys, you kill all the girls.

The planet can be taken over by cats.

Cats are boring. Can't I kill everything and keep the eviscerated remains as my playground? Because that would be awesome-cool.

Listen Gorsley, you're going to have to understand, not all boys will throw you out like a used tissue. I certainly won't. You'll eventually find a nice boy who won't do that to you, and you'll live a good life together.

Well, I have to say that I am a guy and I am evil. Really freaking evil. If a girl shows even a moment of emotional vulnerability, I will exploit it to the full.

I like to crack 'em open like eggs, get them to pour out their life story, then use their own psychology as a weapon in my campaign of domination. I will lie. I will manipulate. I will convince them to become as warped, cynical and corrupt as myself; Then discard them like a used roach, because I've derived all the amusement I can and want to start again with someone fresh and innocent.

I move like a snake in the grass, sneaking ever further into their affections. Oh so innocent. Oh, so trustworthy. Always listening. Always interested. Always caring. Then WHAM! A brief moment of emotional vulnerability, two months of gloriously depraved sex and then WHOOSH! I'm off again.

So I guess you could try to kill me and that would be fair.. But I'll honestly tell you just this, I'm massively in the minority.

Most guys are just trying to get through life like you, trying to have relationships like you. Our two genders are enormously different, so we don't always communicate so well, but ultimately, unless he was trying to genuinely hurt you, I would ask you to ask yourself; Could it have just been a huge error in judgement on his part and a complete misunderstanding on your part? Could it be that no-one is actually to blame?

First off some boys evil as hell itself. Then again some girls are also as evil as hell itself. Even though you nag on and on about this guy you still say he's your best friend. If your that annoyed with him go tell him to stick his head down a toilet. You created a whole thread and it's generally just you letting off steam to nameless faces as it looks like you don't have the nerve to tell him to his face. Also what did this guy do to get you so agrovated somethings are worth getting annoyed about if he just said something to you which has got you ruffeled that say something that will ruffel him back. That's if you don't want to be friends with him. If you do I think you just got to absorb the insults like a sponge and chill even if he missed an important date or put someone else over you or broke a promise chill. You will always get good times and bad times remember that and please don't have all boys eliminated most of us try as best we can to please you.

He's either smart...or "pussy whipped".

Probably both. :D
damn skippy.

actually the dork is so reliable and honest, that manipulation is wasted energy, and at times works out to my detrement.

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?
Just fine, thank you for asking! :)

Sorry you've had such a bad time with boys. Apparently you've encountered one or more whose parents didn't know the difference between raising boys and raising Rotwielers. There IS a way to tell the difference, by the way. :)

<snip>
Listen, I may be evil in a lot of senses, but I certainly will not be evil in the relationship sense. I will love the person I am with, and will not abandon them unless they do something to hurt me.

Ok, judging by the hormonal angst I'd say she's a teenager.

I'd also hazard a guess she's just now realized that most teen boys are interested in sex, and no so much the whole commitment thing.

So, what about Lesbians, do they need to be killed to? I'd guess not, they're usually more mature than men. But where does that leave gay guys? I mean, you say all boys should die, what about the gay ones? They aren't the slightest bit interested in you for sex. Actually probably aren't interested in what you have to say or what you think either, being that you're a bitch.


Can't imagine why the guy dumped your emo ass.

First off some boys evil as hell itself. Then again some girls are also as evil as hell itself. Even though you nag on and on about this guy you still say he's your best friend. If your that annoyed with him go tell him to stick his head down a toilet. You created a whole thread and it's generally just you letting off steam to nameless faces as it looks like you don't have the nerve to tell him to his face. Also what did this guy do to get you so agrovated somethings are worth getting annoyed about if he just said something to you which has got you ruffeled that say something that will ruffel him back. That's if you don't want to be friends with him. If you do I think you just got to absorb the insults like a sponge and chill even if he missed an important date or put someone else over you or broke a promise chill. You will always get good times and bad times remember that and please don't have all boys eliminated most of us try as best we can to please you.

Okay, fine, he WAS my best friend. And yes, that's exactly what I'm doing, letting off steam to nameless faces, but to be fair I HAVE told him to his face. Or, well, no, but my knee certainly let his balls know how I felt about the whole thing.

And about what he did - how long have you got?

Okay, fine, he WAS my best friend. And yes, that's exactly what I'm doing, letting off steam to nameless faces, but to be fair I HAVE told him to his face. Or, well, no, but my knee certainly let his balls know how I felt about the whole thing.

And about what he did - how long have you got?
Do what I do to let off steam.

*Hands Gorsley a razor blade*

I think you get the idea.

Or

*Hands Gorsley the Funeral album from The Arcade Fire*

Both work well.

I would suggest going to exercise and then if a guy bothers you again you can kick the crap out of him, much more satisfying than ice cream.
Then would it be okay if I started beating the crap out of the girls bothering me?

And about what he did - how long have you got?
I've got as long as you need. There's nothing that I like more than hearing how someone I don't know and will never meet was pissed off by someone else I don't know and will never meet. I'm serious here, I do enjoy it. But be warned, it's very likely I'll start laughing before you're even halfway through.

First off some boys evil as hell itself. Then again some girls are also as evil as hell itself. Even though you nag on and on about this guy you still say he's your best friend. If your that annoyed with him go tell him to stick his head down a toilet. You created a whole thread and it's generally just you letting off steam to nameless faces as it looks like you don't have the nerve to tell him to his face. Also what did this guy do to get you so agrovated somethings are worth getting annoyed about if he just said something to you which has got you ruffeled that say something that will ruffel him back. That's if you don't want to be friends with him. If you do I think you just got to absorb the insults like a sponge and chill even if he missed an important date or put someone else over you or broke a promise chill. You will always get good times and bad times remember that and please don't have all boys eliminated most of us try as best we can to please you.

Fragments, run-on sentances and many more basic gramerical errors.

Oh, and this thread has gotten out of hand.

Listen, I may be evil in a lot of senses, but I certainly will not be evil in the relationship sense. I will love the person I am with, and will not abandon them unless they do something to hurt me.

That's your prerogative and I respect that. I'd argue that your viewpoint is massively the majority among most men.

I just decided try and fight the gender war on girls own terms. It's a lot of fun, provides deep insights into relationships and is a great way of dealing with old resentment.

EDIT: It's also somewhat healthier than insisting on extermination. :p

Then would it be okay if I started beating the crap out of the girls bothering me?
I think you missed my point.

In case anyone else did

"Smunkee does not advocate physical violence in cases where people annoy you"

*bites tongue*

I must not waste my time replying in any vaguely logical way to this utterly ridiculous subject that appears over and over again...
*repeats to self in head...* :P

I think you missed my point.

In case anyone else did

"Smunkee does not advocate physical violence in cases where people annoy you"
I do. :sniper:

P.S. Very childish from me, I know. ;) I just don't like rhetorical comments such as the one I've quoted in my previous post. Peace.

*bites tongue*

I must not waste my time replying in any vaguely logical way to this utterly ridiculous subject that appears over and over again...
*repeats to self in head...* :P
Too late PM...

I think you missed my point.

In case anyone else did

"Smunkee does not advocate physical violence in cases where people annoy you"
Neither does Eutrusca ...

... unless it's far more than just "annoyance!" Heh! :D

*bites tongue*

I must not waste my time replying in any vaguely logical way to this utterly ridiculous subject that appears over and over again...
*repeats to self in head...* :P

Why not take the route I've taken?

Girls should be killed too. Let's do away with the entire human race.

Yep, that's it: Girls should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be stupid on first glance but are really stupid in disguise.

How is it that they get to be so stupid? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY.

Listen to yourself. All I hear is some whingy woman. If you are stupid enough to let a evil boy screw you over, then you are probably stupid enough to be back in his arms 2 days from now. You can swim against the current all you want, but its a tendency for stupid women (hell just women in general) to pick bad boys.

Girls should be killed too. Let's do away with the entire human race.

Why do people say that? :(
I'm sure you're not serious, right?

Why do people say that? :(
I'm sure you're not serious, right?

Oh, I'm pretty serious. Kurt Vonnegut fans will know what I'm talking about. Ever read Galapagos?

Why do people say that? :(
I'm sure you're not serious, right?
I don't think she is. And I think that based on the fact that I believe Ilie is a she. :)

Oh, I'm pretty serious. Kurt Vonnegut fans will know what I'm talking about. Ever read Galapagos?

No, should I?

No, should I?

You really should! It's very good and funny. Then you would agree that it is time humans were done away with...or at least evolved into seal-like creatures.

Other enlightening tomes: Oryx and Crake, by Margaret Atwood. There's more, I'll think about it.

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

ANYWAY. How are you?

I am only evil when one tries to kill me. :D

You really should! It's very good and funny. Then you would agree that it is time humans were done away with...or at least evolved into seal-like creatures.

Other enlightening tomes: Oryx and Crake, by Margaret Atwood. There's more, I'll think about it.

Yeah, I might agree that humans should be done away with... If only I wasn't one of them lol :p

I shall look into that book tho.

strap-ons are no replacement for a penis, and the fact that you think they are, is sad. :(


I do all that, what's the problem?
ohmygod i was making a joke

does that mean that you were serious when you suggested that all women need dick?

Girls are typically far more evil to boys then boys are to girls.
Typically.
Ask most men how many heinous women they've been in relationships with, and the absolutely horrendous shit they get away with.

Girls are typically far more evil to boys then boys are to girls.
Typically.
Ask most men how many heinous women they've been in relationships with, and the absolutely horrendous shit they get away with.

But surely these men are only in these relationships because they allow themselves to be? :confused:

I'm a man that means I can live and being one of the few males left alive really does improve my chances :D

Yep, that's it: Boys should be killed. Just, all of them. Even the ones who don't APPEAR to be evil on first glance but are really out there to screw you over. Or just to screw you and THEN to screw you over.

How is it that they get to be so evil? Is it determined at birth, or do they have to work at it?

<<sigh>> Sorry about that. Rant over, now. I've just had a really rubbish day.

Both boys and girls can be evil, there is no difference - exept maybe in the execution of their evil acts. You just have to find a way to forget/ignore/get past it.

(Again with the gratuitous fluffling: :fluffle: )

But cheer up, Gorsley . You know what they say: Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble. Give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And... [Cue music] Always look on the bright side of life. [Cue whistling] Always look on the light side of life.

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on, cheer up!)
[Cue fade out... damn it, fade out!!]
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

:cool:

But surely these men are only in these relationships because they allow themselves to be? :confused:

Most guys don't know that those girls are going to be serious emotional teases (sometimes to the point of breakdown).

Most guys don't know that those girls are going to be serious emotional teases (sometimes to the point of breakdown).

Ah, naughty girls, all their fault.

Maybe it's only because they are allowed to get away with it?

Gorsley Gardens = a teenage Lyric? ;)

Ah, naughty girls, all their fault.

Maybe it's only because they are allowed to get away with it?

Well, take into account that some of these "naughty girls" are actually murdered for the way they act. Granted, it's not entirely their fault (the mentally-deficient guys who go out with them are probably more to blame). However, they're a good part of the problem, and are hardly exempt from blame.

Ah, naughty girls, all their fault.

Maybe it's only because they are allowed to get away with it?

I've often thought that TV husbands encourage men to put up with any kind of crap from females...

ohmygod i was making a joke

does that mean that you were serious when you suggested that all women need dick?
I don't believe I said "all women" but the fact remains that if you kill all the males there are no penises and some women do want penis, like me, I love penis. :p

I've often thought that TV husbands encourage men to put up with any kind of crap from females...

What kind of "crap" are we talking about here?

I don't believe I said "all women" but the fact remains that if you kill all the males there are no penises and some women do want penis, like me, I love penis. :p

Me too :D

What kind of "crap" are we talking about here?

Good question, since I didn't explictly say "any kind". Seriously though, just manipulation, and stuff. Anyway, don't put too much thought into my statement, just some random observation. It's probably most applicable to sitcoms, not TV in general.

I'm very evil. And bad.

Come and get me if you think you can!

Sounds like someone got owned. :rolleyes:

Gorsley Gardens, you are officially warned for advocating violence. Deletion on next offense.

No, I've met the same one, over and over, just in different bodies.
Hmm... can't be bothered to read through the thread and I don't know if someone's said this before: if you keep meeting the same type over and over, then it's YOU who is doing something wrong. Stop doing the things that you do and you'll meet other people.

Break your patterns.