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I just done something really bad.
Nothing like raping a still-born retarded monkey, but it were pretty bad.

What is the worst thing you have ever done?

yeah, that's it. clear you conscience to the anonymity of fellow NS users.

Sleeping with my friends younger sister at his 21st birthday party comes pretty high on the list.

Sleeping with my friends younger sister at his 21st birthday party comes pretty high on the list.

Say, that very same thing happened at my friends 21st...

:p

Sleeping with my friends younger sister at his 21st birthday party comes pretty high on the list.

legend

legend

Not so much, I was still living with him for another 6 months afterwards. It made things very awkward and she so wasn't worth it.

I tend only to do bad things as an act of revenge. However, I have a competition problem, and as such run on a bit of a "4 eyes for an eye" philosophy. This usually results in me doing some terrible thing things to people. However, in my eyes, they deserved it, so I've never considered it bad. Furthermore, I am a 'physical' pacifist, so most of my revenge acts are psychologically crushing/humiliating, but never involve actual violence (It gives me a sense of superiority over other villians).
e.g. I managed to arrange events so as to have my arch nemesis crying at my feet for being misunderstood :cool: That was satisfying.

Finally, my complete lack of regard towards social codes of political corectness and morality leads to things which I consider practical, that others judge as evil. e.g. Boarding school food was crap, and it was late and there was no way of getting anything to eat. So I snuck into the attic of an on campus abandoned building, nabbed a pidgeon in a pillow case, swung the pillow case against a brick wall, snapped it's neck to be sure, plucked it, skinned it, extracted the breast, and cooked it in my electric kettle. My girlfriend left me, the school nearly expelled me, and boarding schol improvd it's menus. I was just hungry/curious.

Ultimately, I don't beleive that I do bad things at all. However, others think I am the worst person they have met. Logically I'm not, but who know morally...

so what you're saying is that you basically eat roadkill...

I tend only to do bad things as an act of revenge. However, I have a competition problem, and as such run on a bit of a "4 eyes for an eye" philosophy. This usually results in me doing some terrible thing things to people. However, in my eyes, they deserved it, so I've never considered it bad. Furthermore, I am a 'physical' pacifist, so most of my revenge acts are psychologically crushing/humiliating, but never involve actual violence (It gives me a sense of superiority over other villians).
e.g. I managed to arrange events so as to have my arch nemesis crying at my feet for being misunderstood :cool: That was satisfying.

Finally, my complete lack of regard towards social codes of political corectness and morality leads to things which I consider practical, that others judge as evil. e.g. Boarding school food was crap, and it was late and there was no way of getting anything to eat. So I snuck into the attic of an on campus abandoned building, nabbed a pidgeon in a pillow case, swung the pillow case against a brick wall, snapped it's neck to be sure, plucked it, skinned it, extracted the breast, and cooked it in my electric kettle. My girlfriend left me, the school nearly expelled me, and boarding schol improvd it's menus. I was just hungry/curious.

Ultimately, I don't beleive that I do bad things at all. However, others think I am the worst person they have met. Logically I'm not, but who know morally...

Scary pacifist!

i dated a girl...we broke up...then i dated her sister...

i dont think it is bad, but i have been told that i did a "bad bad thing..."

Even the worst thing I've ever done to someone left that person able to laugh about it.


Eventually. :p

I voted for Bill Clinton in '92.

I voted for Bill Clinton in '92.

That's it! You're going to hell! :mad:

:p

I tend only to do bad things as an act of revenge. However, I have a competition problem, and as such run on a bit of a "4 eyes for an eye" philosophy. This usually results in me doing some terrible thing things to people. However, in my eyes, they deserved it, so I've never considered it bad. Furthermore, I am a 'physical' pacifist, so most of my revenge acts are psychologically crushing/humiliating, but never involve actual violence (It gives me a sense of superiority over other villians).
e.g. I managed to arrange events so as to have my arch nemesis crying at my feet for being misunderstood :cool: That was satisfying.

Finally, my complete lack of regard towards social codes of political corectness and morality leads to things which I consider practical, that others judge as evil. e.g. Boarding school food was crap, and it was late and there was no way of getting anything to eat. So I snuck into the attic of an on campus abandoned building, nabbed a pidgeon in a pillow case, swung the pillow case against a brick wall, snapped it's neck to be sure, plucked it, skinned it, extracted the breast, and cooked it in my electric kettle. My girlfriend left me, the school nearly expelled me, and boarding schol improvd it's menus. I was just hungry/curious.

Ultimately, I don't beleive that I do bad things at all. However, others think I am the worst person they have met. Logically I'm not, but who know morally...

How did it taste?

I tend only to do bad things as an act of revenge. However, I have a competition problem, and as such run on a bit of a "4 eyes for an eye" philosophy. This usually results in me doing some terrible thing things to people. However, in my eyes, they deserved it, so I've never considered it bad. Furthermore, I am a 'physical' pacifist, so most of my revenge acts are psychologically crushing/humiliating, but never involve actual violence (It gives me a sense of superiority over other villians).
e.g. I managed to arrange events so as to have my arch nemesis crying at my feet for being misunderstood :cool: That was satisfying.

Finally, my complete lack of regard towards social codes of political corectness and morality leads to things which I consider practical, that others judge as evil. e.g. Boarding school food was crap, and it was late and there was no way of getting anything to eat. So I snuck into the attic of an on campus abandoned building, nabbed a pidgeon in a pillow case, swung the pillow case against a brick wall, snapped it's neck to be sure, plucked it, skinned it, extracted the breast, and cooked it in my electric kettle. My girlfriend left me, the school nearly expelled me, and boarding schol improvd it's menus. I was just hungry/curious.

Ultimately, I don't beleive that I do bad things at all. However, others think I am the worst person they have met. Logically I'm not, but who know morally...
Did you use the rest of the pigeon? You would have been excused with a minor suspension had you been able to demonstrate respect for the animal in question.

But this thread doesn't go about the Iron Maiden song:(

Killed a bird with an ice pick..

How did it taste?
Well, this is the shitty part of the whole story. It turns out that I left out a key step in the slaughter in ignorance. I did not bleed the pidgeon. As a result the pidgeon gave my room a god awful funk for about a week, and the kettle still stinks 2 years later. In the end after much tossing and turning I decided not to eat the strange dark brown meat that was too tough to cut with a razor (i tried). Turns out that I made the right descision, as common pidgeons are the best way to contract several terrible diseases if not correctly prepared and cooked, wild top-knot pidgeons are preferable for squab. Nonetheless, the episode was a learning experience, and next time I am possessed to prey upon urban vermin, i'll do it properly.

Get this though, I didn't even end up eating the pidgeon, and I still faced a *near* expulsion and a well handled dumping. (You'll all love the well handled dumping. When you get advance warnng of an imminent dumping, you may pull off this glorius manuvuer. Rather than quickly dumping them first, which is the most common action, let them come to you. When they do, be busy. Make them wait when they ask to talk, then 'squeeze them in'. When they get to ithe dumping part, cut them off midway with "Ok. It's over. Listen, I really gotta go. So take care, and..if you need closure, you have my number." Don't be upset. Now she feels dumped. Now you're even. But wait, there's more. Even though she feels dumped, you enjoy all of the perks of being dumped, like no post relationship cool off. Go and get into a relationship with the easiest, quickest, most effort free girl that is at least in aquaintance of the now-ex. Be really happy, and make sure the new girl loves you to bits. Now the ex is fuming, but she can't say anything, cos she dumped you. If/when she confronts you, remind her that this is really all her doing. Treat the ex in a "friends, but always to busy" way. Now the ex is in serious regret. Now you win. Furthermore, the said ex will love you forever, and always regret dumping you. Now, bask:cool: You just took a losing position, and turned it into a double win.).

It's kind of a toss-up between the mass genocide of the Secoures Sector, the creation of AIDS and its sibling virii to destroy humanity and other species, and listening to Death Metal at 3 AM.

Get this though, I didn't even end up eating the pidgeon, and I still faced a *near* expulsion and a well handled dumping. (You'll all love the well handled dumping. When you get advance warnng of an imminent dumping, you may pull off this glorius manuvuer. Rather than quickly dumping them first, which is the most common action, let them come to you. When they do, be busy. Make them wait when they ask to talk, then 'squeeze them in'. When they get to ithe dumping part, cut them off midway with "Ok. It's over. Listen, I really gotta go. So take care, and..if you need closure, you have my number." Don't be upset. Now she feels dumped. Now you're even. But wait, there's more. Even though she feels dumped, you enjoy all of the perks of being dumped, like no post relationship cool off. Go and get into a relationship with the easiest, quickest, most effort free girl that is at least in aquaintance of the now-ex. Be really happy, and make sure the new girl loves you to bits. Now the ex is fuming, but she can't say anything, cos she dumped you. If/when she confronts you, remind her that this is really all her doing. Treat the ex in a "friends, but always to busy" way. Now the ex is in serious regret. Now you win. Furthermore, the said ex will love you forever, and always regret dumping you. Now, bask:cool: You just took a losing position, and turned it into a double win.).
We probably wouldn't get along very well. :)

We probably wouldn't get along very well. :)
Are you christian and/or rascist?

i dont think it is bad, but i have been told that i did a "bad bad thing..."
*strums up some Chris Isaak ...*

Ah - for me, okay ... i started a forest fire once. Accidentally. I've done other things i'm not so proud of ... i went bouncing through a cemetary in a compact car with a psycho out-of-towner one night. He rammed headstones and knocked over a fence. He seemed a tad funny. After the ordeal he said he only had two beers left and i really ought to "loosen up".
My regret, as much as i have one, is that i didn't try to convince him to stop very hard.
My regret with the forest fire was for the small creatures who suddenly had to bolt for their lives while their homes burned down.

I had a nervous breakdown and nearly attacked and injured a very close friend of mine about two years ago.

I dunno. I've done a pretty good job of supressing the memories.:p

It's kind of a toss-up between the mass genocide of the Secoures Sector, the creation of AIDS and its sibling virii to destroy humanity and other species, and listening to Death Metal at 3 AM.
I used to respect you.

I used to respect you.
I can't possibly imagine how many mornings he woke up to that sentiment.

I can't possibly imagine how many mornings he woke up to that sentiment.
For me it is three.

Actually. I think Czardas was the first "famous" NSer I met. By met, I mean posted in a forum he was posting in not met as in stalked.

Hey Posi, if you're bored of this forum, why are you still here?

For me it is three.

Actually. I think Czardas was the first "famous" NSer I met. By met, I mean posted in a forum he was posting in not met as in stalked.
Did the respect all kinda run downhill from there? Don't feel isolated. He's posted along those lines on the "How Hot Are You" thread.

Oh, and on the last post i meant he woke up to having that sentiment expressed to him in one fashion or another. Sometimes with a weed whacker, if scuttlebutt has any merit.

I don't remember who the first poster i met is. I probably flamed them though. I do that a lot, in lesser or greater fashion.

I was bored, young, irritable, and armed (Pellet rifle).

Stupid bird was making this twitching sound, so I shot it (=/ I'd say "Wewt for neck-shots".. seems tasteless though)..

I stole my friend's glasses this one time, and paintballed him..for around 10 minutes... yeah. =/

Not my proudest moments, or memories.

My acts are especially unspeakable. I do not write or share the overtly evil i have committed. Instaid of glorifying these events in my life (as this post somewhat appears to do), I try to learn from them and move on. However, for the sake of the thread and cutting many details out of the story) I took the virginity of a 14 year old (I was 17, and it was my first too) and two days later slept with her sister (16) - in the same house. I Not getting caught was the easy part, Living with the guilt was the hardest part, to which I confessed to the younger girl that I had also slept with her sister, and to add to the torture of this girl, I continued to date the older sister, for an additional three and a half months. The older sister, all the while didnt know about the younger one. The younger sister entered into a rather deep depression, which lasted for several years, dispite rather odd suicide attempts. Things caught up with me though, when the younger sister "broke" and told the older sister that I had been with her first. The older sister didnt care, and we continued dating for a while thereafter. Because of this, a close-nit home was broken in two, Both the younger girl and myself were in very depressive states for a long time, and to date (some 5 years later), Neither will talk to eachother (or me: understandably).

In this, a simple action such as cheating, can indeed ruin peoples lives, change their outlook on life, and untimately destroy good families and relationships. It was a Very hard lession on cheating.

Pigion Man - I can relate to your story (a bit morbid), but I can relate.

Did the respect all kinda run downhill from there? Don't feel isolated. He's posted along those lines on the "How Hot Are You" thread.

Oh, and on the last post i meant he woke up to having that sentiment expressed to him in one fashion or another. Sometimes with a weed whacker, if scuttlebutt has any merit.

I don't remember who the first poster i met is. I probably flamed them though. I do that a lot, in lesser or greater fashion.
Thumbs up for illiteracy! I totally read that "he" as "I"(refering to you, Straughn) I also changed a few minor words as I read it so that theI would have made sense.

mE pass ingish? that unpossible!

Hey Posi, if you're bored of this forum, why are you still here?
Keep reading! *shakes fist in a menacing fashion*

I'm suprised how many people pay attention to my sig.

Thumbs up for illiteracy! I totally read that "he" as "I"(refering to you, Straughn) I also changed a few minor words as I read it so that theI would have made sense.

mE pass ingish? that unpossible!
This is where i "erm ..."
All pokes aside, i gots nuttin' against him. Or I. Or me. Or he doesn't have anything against me. Or I.

Keep reading! *shakes fist in a menacing fashion*

I'm suprised how many people pay attention to my sig.

Yay for white text!=vD
Or rather, don't. :p

This is where i "erm ..."
All pokes aside, i gots nuttin' against him. Or I. Or me. Or he doesn't have anything against me. Or I.
Lol. I took it as you used to wake up with a morning prayer to him or some-such thing.

Yay for white text!=vD
Or rather, don't. :p
I was expecting it to be completely ignored by everyone.

Define "bad". I tend to live life above morality, rather than wallowing in it.

Lol. I took it as you used to wake up with a morning prayer to him or some-such thing.
WHO TOLD Y-erm, nothing. I have a *vivid* imagination.
I don't believe in him enough yet to worship him. But, time passes .... that, and the other posters i worship probably can't accomodate his ego!

Keep reading! *shakes fist in a menacing fashion*

I'm suprised how many people pay attention to my sig.

rrrrrg, you tricksy hobbitses. You and your white text.

hmm, lot's of pigeon killers on here.
in all honesty, who gives a fuck? they are only soulless birds.

rrrrrg, you tricksy hobbitses. You and your white text.
You should check all my posts for white text. It tends to up up often. Boo!

hmm, lot's of pigeon killers on here.
in all honesty, who gives a fuck? they are only soulless birds.

Boo! Indeed. I see your "Boo" good sir and raise you a "K-aiiee!"


/shrugs/ It's still a living creature, and a definitely unnessecary action.

WHO TOLD Y-erm, nothing. I have a *vivid* imagination.
I don't believe in him enough yet to worship him. But, time passes .... that, and the other posters i worship probably can't accomodate his ego!
Posters? With an S? or a J in Esperanto?
*chuckles*Esperanto*chuckles*
I see you get polygamist with your NSers.

man, reading through these posts...
you guys (and gals) have taken loser to the next level. i'll let you all enjoy the state of bliss you're dwelling in, i'm outta here.

man, reading through these posts...
you guys (and gals) have taken loser to the next level. i'll let you all enjoy the state of bliss you're dwelling in, i'm outta here.
Then why are you still online? *pokes* Then why are you still online? *pokes* Then why are you still online? *pokes* Then why are you still online? *pokes* Wait, what am I poking? And what with?

Then why are you still online? *pokes* Then why are you still online? *pokes* Then why are you still online? *pokes* Then why are you still online? *pokes* Wait, what am I poking? And what with?
Perhaps they think they're gonna find real evil here. You know, the kind that under most/all circumstances results in lock-and-ban.
Gonna have to look on the religious/political threads for that kind of evil, methinks!

man, reading through these posts...
you guys (and gals) have taken loser to the next level. i'll let you all enjoy the state of bliss you're dwelling in, i'm outta here.
So by advancing to the next level ... wouldn't that mean we won something?
Yay!!!
*bouncy bouncy*

Perhaps they think they're gonna find real evil here. You know, the kind that under most/all circumstances results in lock-and-ban.
Gonna have to look on the religious/political threads for that kind of evil, methinks!
Those silly threads are still around? I stopped going to them ages ago. Social forums is where it is at. And hijacking computer threads.

I just done something really bad.
Nothing like raping a still-born retarded monkey, but it were pretty bad.

What is the worst thing you have ever done?

not proud,but i was young.

i watched a guy get shot in the head in the pines,and his friends were smoking ciggareetes like it was nothing.
he was laying in a puddle moaning and groaning,half his head shot off..nasty shit...and i went to help him,and my buddy said dont get involved or we will be in the police station all night explaining how we found this poor soul.

so we left him there and went and iced the keg.

my other budy wrapped his head in a t shirt and rode with him to the hospital,of coarse his friends didnt show,and ralphy was stuck all nite with the cops,and then they came for us...at least we got a good buzz on first...shitty i admit...but it was exactly like my friend said...fuckin cops had me in a room for like 4 hours asking why WE shot him...grrrrr

on a good note..he lived kind of...bit of a veggie..but alive.

not my best moment,but at the time,i had no options as far as i could see.

/cut/

Wait..what?

Wait..what?

?

?

I don't know... the post didn't make sense to me.

Who shot him?

My acts are especially unspeakable. I do not write or share the overtly evil i have committed. Instaid of glorifying these events in my life (as this post somewhat appears to do), I try to learn from them and move on. However, for the sake of the thread and cutting many details out of the story) I took the virginity of a 14 year old (I was 17, and it was my first too) and two days later slept with her sister (16) - in the same house. I Not getting caught was the easy part, Living with the guilt was the hardest part, to which I confessed to the younger girl that I had also slept with her sister, and to add to the torture of this girl, I continued to date the older sister, for an additional three and a half months. The older sister, all the while didnt know about the younger one. The younger sister entered into a rather deep depression, which lasted for several years, dispite rather odd suicide attempts. Things caught up with me though, when the younger sister "broke" and told the older sister that I had been with her first. The older sister didnt care, and we continued dating for a while thereafter. Because of this, a close-nit home was broken in two, Both the younger girl and myself were in very depressive states for a long time, and to date (some 5 years later), Neither will talk to eachother (or me: understandably).

In this, a simple action such as cheating, can indeed ruin peoples lives, change their outlook on life, and untimately destroy good families and relationships. It was a Very hard lession on cheating.

Pigion Man - I can relate to your story (a bit morbid), but I can relate.


thats pussy shit...lol

i actually slept with my wifes sister when she was delivering my son...and she ratted me out...hence i am divorced...but i got my kids!

i aint proud of that either...but it is instinct i suppose....just bad timing.

after further reasding of your post....yes it can be a learning thing.

i am now best friends with my ex,and we could have had a great life together if i did not fuck it up...live you learn i suppose.

thats pussy shit...lol

i actually slept with my wifes sister when she was delivering my son...and she ratted me out...hence i am divorced...but i got my kids!

i aint proud of that either...but it is instinct i suppose....just bad timing.

after further reasding of your post....yes it can be a learning thing.

i am now best friends with my ex,and we could have had a great life together if i did not fuck it up...live you learn i suppose.

your sister was delivering your wife's baby while you were having sex with her? Wow, what a woman.

your sister was delivering your wife's baby while you were having sex with her? Wow, what a woman.
lol...ok..i am officially hammered if it came out that badly.

unfortunately,it was my wifes sister....cause i was a scaredy cat to have a baby,and she had to comfort me...i think we were equally wrong,not my wife ,but me and her(my sister in law)

I tend only to do bad things as an act of revenge. However, I have a competition problem, and as such run on a bit of a "4 eyes for an eye" philosophy. This usually results in me doing some terrible thing things to people. However, in my eyes, they deserved it, so I've never considered it bad. Furthermore, I am a 'physical' pacifist, so most of my revenge acts are psychologically crushing/humiliating, but never involve actual violence (It gives me a sense of superiority over other villians).
e.g. I managed to arrange events so as to have my arch nemesis crying at my feet for being misunderstood :cool: That was satisfying.

Finally, my complete lack of regard towards social codes of political corectness and morality leads to things which I consider practical, that others judge as evil. e.g. Boarding school food was crap, and it was late and there was no way of getting anything to eat. So I snuck into the attic of an on campus abandoned building, nabbed a pidgeon in a pillow case, swung the pillow case against a brick wall, snapped it's neck to be sure, plucked it, skinned it, extracted the breast, and cooked it in my electric kettle. My girlfriend left me, the school nearly expelled me, and boarding schol improvd it's menus. I was just hungry/curious.

Ultimately, I don't beleive that I do bad things at all. However, others think I am the worst person they have met. Logically I'm not, but who know morally...

Will you be my friend? I'm serious! I love odd people

Well, on topic... Something evil I have done? I have to think about this some more, sorry

Those silly threads are still around? I stopped going to them ages ago. Social forums is where it is at. And hijacking computer threads.
Aren't they the.threads.that.never.end....
?

Sarkhaan is pretty good at jacking threads w/me. If the mood suits me, it happens, but i don't (yet) make a mission of it

Aren't they the.threads.that.never.end....
?

Sarkhaan is pretty good at jacking threads w/me. If the mood suits me, it happens, but i don't (yet) make a mission of it
Perticularly during the Muslim/Danish contraversy (Hell as I like to call it). Not a social forum in site those days.
I do.

Perticularly during the Muslim/Danish contraversy (Hell as I like to call it). Not a social forum in site those days.
I do.
Danish? Do you mean the cartoon fiasco?
It's bad enough people wage war over mental and carictures, they have to do the same infantile BS over the physical ones! :(
I try to do it in a fashion that makes it appear not so obvious. And, only if there's a willing participant or two. A little devious, but sociable.

In Reply to GreaterPacificNations:
You sir, are a great example to us all. I award you this with pleasure.
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