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I wanna cry

Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 12:53
Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p
Harlesburg
26-04-2006, 12:55
New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digsy
26-04-2006, 12:56
I have two projects due in under a week, one of which I just found out about. I couldn't play volleyball this week. I'm currently working full time as well as studying at uni. My brother just ate all the frozen pizza. Oh, and I hate you all. j/k

But other than that its all good. :D
Philosopy
26-04-2006, 12:57
I am very, very happy that my teenage years are behind me, never again to return. :p
The Beautiful Darkness
26-04-2006, 12:58
Having an emo day? :p

Seriously tho, I hope you feel better soon. :)

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Gravlen
26-04-2006, 12:59
New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That makes you want to cry? Or is it your "Angst-shout" (as opposed to battleshout")? :p

Free fluffle for all: :fluffle:
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 13:00
New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just like hijacking my threads don't you?

Finally, I can use one of the gun smilies!:sniper:
The Beautiful Darkness
26-04-2006, 13:01
Free fluffle for all: :fluffle:

Yay! Fluffles :D
:fluffle:
Digsy
26-04-2006, 13:02
Having an emo day? :p

Seriously tho, I hope you feel better soon. :)

http://www.cookiesinheaven.com/images/cookies/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

*munch*
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 13:03
Having an emo day? :p

Seriously tho, I hope you feel better soon. :)

http://www.cookiesinheaven.com/images/cookies/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
Why thankyou!:)

Fuffles for you:fluffle:
Digsy
26-04-2006, 13:05
Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p

Hmm was there a reason you wanted to cry, or just hormones ?
The Beautiful Darkness
26-04-2006, 13:06
Why thankyou!:)

Fuffles for you:fluffle:

Any time :)

Fluffles for you too :fluffle: :fluffle:
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 13:12
Hmm was there a reason you wanted to cry, or just hormones ?
Both, I am a guy by the way.

If you didn't already guess by my awesomeness. *doesn't refer to Chuck because he hates him:mad: *
The Beautiful Darkness
26-04-2006, 13:17
Both, I am a guy by the way.

If you didn't already guess by my awesomeness. *doesn't refer to Chuck because he hates him:mad: *

So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(
Czardas
26-04-2006, 13:25
-snip-
Do you have any reason for this or are you just looking for attention from random people on an internet forum?

So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(Some do. Others, however, can be more afflicted with it than many guys.
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 13:27
:D So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(
No, of course not:eek: Thats a terrible thing to suggest!

But guys have their own special awesomeness. Like me:D
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 13:30
Do you have any reason for this or are you just looking for attention from random people on an internet forum?

-snip-
Eh, two n' two, so :headbang: & ;)
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 13:35
Yay! Fluffles :D
:fluffle:
You and your damned fluffles.:p :fluffle:
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 13:36
Anybody else wanna cry?

Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH!
For God's sake, just cry and get over yourself so we can talk about something that makes actual sense! :headbang:
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 13:37
So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(
Yes, yes, that's exactly it. Your powers of logic once more prevail.:D
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 13:38
For God's sake, just cry and get over yourself so we can talk about something that makes actual sense! :headbang:
"I am prepared to argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn't work, the hours upon hours of whining will."
Pure Metal
26-04-2006, 13:38
Anybody else wanna cry?


nope. i is happy :)

my latest website project has just passed its first big meeting/evalutation to pretty good review (even from the colleage who i was sure would hate it) and i'm going off to see glitziness again in just about an hour! woo! :D
to top it off i'm very much in love with her at the moment and we've sorted some difficult things out between us in the last couple of weeks, and are still very much together (and stronger and happier for it :fluffle: :)).
also hopefully gonna be paid a bucket soon for a project i did last year (woo!)
and lastly she's finally gonna be able to come down and see me, hopefully this weekend :)


the sun is shining and life is good (and i'm eating chinese food for lunch!) :fluffle:
edit: and curry!
Innsbruckia
26-04-2006, 13:39
Yes, yes, that's exactly it. Your powers of logic once more prevail.:D

I don't know... I know a certain QUEEN OF ATHENS that is pretty awsome to you...

Muhahah! QoA Guerilla Warfare!

Consider yourself Ninja'd
Nadkor
26-04-2006, 13:41
Do you have any reason for this or are you just looking for attention from random people on an internet forum?

Well, you could hardly be one to criticise :p
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 13:41
"I am prepared to argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn't work, the hours upon hours of whining will."
If I didn't put up with that shyte from my own children, I'm certainly not going to put up with it from anyone else's. :p
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 13:43
nope. i is happy :)

my latest website project has just passed its first big meeting/evalutation to pretty good review (even from the colleage who i was sure would hate it) and i'm going off to see glitziness again in just about an hour! woo! :D
to top it off i'm very much in love with her at the moment and we've sorted some difficult things out between us in the last couple of weeks, and are still very much together (and stronger and happier for it :fluffle: :)).
also hopefully gonna be paid a bucket soon for a project i did last year (woo!)
and lastly she's finally gonna be able to come down and see me, hopefully this weekend :)


the sun is shining and life is good (and i'm eating chinese food for lunch!) :fluffle:
Congratulations. I wish there were more clouds there like there are here. Storms are so much better than that damned carcinogenic sun.
Edit (from Innsbruckia):
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare fluffle war! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 13:46
I don't know... I know a certain QUEEN OF ATHENS that is pretty awsome to you...

Muhahah! QoA Gurilla Warfare!

Consider yourself Ninja'd
Yes, you certainly do. Asshole.:upyours: But at least I know a certain CAITLIN that is pretty awesome to you.
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 13:50
If I didn't put up with that shyte from my own children, I'm certainly not going to put up with it from anyone else's. :p
Oh, yes, you will.:p
Innsbruckia
26-04-2006, 13:52
Yes, you certainly do. Asshole.:upyours: But at least I know a certain CAITLIN that is pretty awesome to you.

Gaaaah! But at least Caitlin wasnt my dream. I have no vision of her... or QUEEN OF ATHENS!

The fluffle war must continue!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Czardas
26-04-2006, 14:04
Well, you could hardly be one to criticise :p
Touché.
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 14:04
Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p
Ha ha. You silly emo.
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 14:20
Ha ha. You silly emo.
You're Naliitr, formerly Ritilina, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

At least I don't cut myself and write crappy poetry!:p
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 14:21
You're Naliitr, formerly Ritilina, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

At least I don't cut myself and write crappy poetry!:p
It's not crappy! It's artistic. And? Cutting yourself is like a drug. Why? It releases endorphins. Endorphins are like a natural drug your body releases whenever you are harmed. How ever, concerning the fact that you know there is no danger, the pain is lessened from the cut and the endorphins can do their work even better. So yes, techincally, I am addicted to drug.
Hobovillia
26-04-2006, 14:32
It's not crappy! It's artistic. And? Cutting yourself is like a drug. Why? It releases endorphins. Endorphins are like a natural drug your body releases whenever you are harmed. How ever, concerning the fact that you know there is no danger, the pain is lessened from the cut and the endorphins can do their work even better. So yes, techincally, I am addicted to drug.
Its crappy.

Endorphins is the happy chemical isn't it? If thats released when you cut yourself you are truely disturbed.:)
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 14:34
Its crappy.

Endorphins is the happy chemical isn't it? If thats released when you cut yourself you are truely disturbed.:)
Maybe you should take a biology class. It's released when you are harmed in conjunction with adrenaline to help you be calm in a fight, thereby being able to fight more easily. Now then, if there is NO adrenaline running through your body, and there is no real danger, the endorphins will be released and nothing can stop them from running through your body. And then I'm happy. For about ten minutes. Then I feel like killing myself again.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 14:35
Ha ha. You silly emo.
Mr. Kettle, a Mr. Pot called for you a short time ago. He wanted to tell you something particular regarding your hue...
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 14:45
Mr. Kettle, a Mr. Pot called for you a short time ago. He wanted to tell you something particular regarding your hue...
We have already affirmed that I may have started many emos on their path, but we have also affirmed I am NOT emo.
Big Jim P
26-04-2006, 15:30
Today is the last day of my vacation, so I am already crying.:(
Czardas
26-04-2006, 15:32
We have already affirmed that I may have started many emos on their path, but we have also affirmed I am NOT emo.
Since you cut yourself and consider suicide regularly, along with listening to absolutely awful music, you're probably chronically depressed. And chronically depressed people are emo. :p
Bejerot
26-04-2006, 15:53
Hm... why do I want to cry...

I go to school in the ghetto and there are shootings like every night, and I have a term paper due Tuesday and a presentation due Monday, and Monday also happens to be my 21st birthday, so I was gonna go get forget-my-name drunk with my friends, but because of the presentation and the term paper, I can't, and on Wednesday I get to drive home, but I really just want to go home now because I want to see my pets and have them love me unconditionally, and it's COLD HERE.

T_T.
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 19:55
Its crappy.

Endorphins is the happy chemical isn't it? If thats released when you cut yourself you are truely disturbed.:)
You're right. It is crappy. But you're also wrong: the body releases endorphins to dull the pain and minimize the mental trauma, allowing the body to escape and recuperate in a safer environment. Unfortunately, emos abuse this and damage the body to satisfy their "drug" addiction. Silly emos.
Dude111
26-04-2006, 19:58
Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p
I want to cry because I got suspended from school for 5 days.

Actually I don't want to cry.
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 19:58
Maybe you should take a biology class. It's released when you are harmed in conjunction with adrenaline to help you be calm in a fight, thereby being able to fight more easily. Now then, if there is NO adrenaline running through your body, and there is no real danger, the endorphins will be released and nothing can stop them from running through your body. And then I'm happy. For about ten minutes. Then I feel like killing myself again.
They're right: you are a silly emo!:p
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 20:00
Since you cut yourself and consider suicide regularly, along with listening to absolutely awful music, you're probably chronically depressed. And chronically depressed people are emo. :p
Not all of us.
Fascist Dominion
26-04-2006, 20:01
Hm... why do I want to cry...

I go to school in the ghetto and there are shootings like every night, and I have a term paper due Tuesday and a presentation due Monday, and Monday also happens to be my 21st birthday, so I was gonna go get forget-my-name drunk with my friends, but because of the presentation and the term paper, I can't, and on Wednesday I get to drive home, but I really just want to go home now because I want to see my pets and have them love me unconditionally, and it's COLD HERE.

T_T.
Cold, eh? How cold? Sounds pleasantly so.:p
Second Russia
26-04-2006, 20:17
yah yah the shrink told me cutting releases endorphins/adrenaline

but fortunately i was able to quit before it got too bad

i don't have enough access to drugs/alcohol, and i really needed something to get addicted too, so i switched to masturbation. much healthier, and less painful.

it seriously is probably the single greatest thing on earth. it has no down sides. Unlike sex, their is no guilt or disease or risk of having a baby. unlike drugs, it has no long term ill effects. unlike beer, it does not alter judgement. unlike cigarettes, it is not harmful to those around you. it costs nothing. it is completely legal. it doesn't hurt. it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. it is exercise. it doesn't count as 'cheating'. you can drive immediately afterwards. unlike video games, it doesn't fry your brains or make you want to shoot people. all evidence is easily erased. it can be achieved in a very short period of time.

it's a terrific anti depressant- how can you feel miserable while jacking off?

for any of you who think it's 'gross'... then don't think about it. it's done in private (hopefully) and you will never have to worry about it.

it is my belief that if both girls and guys practiced regular masturbation, the world would be a much better place.
Smunkeeville
26-04-2006, 20:22
I just got an email from Amazon saying they were putting $$ in my account, good right? no, bad.

I found out that apparently I had sold a book back on April 19th and didn't get the invoice for it, it got sent to my spam folder (no clue why) anyway, so I am trying to hitch a ride to the post office to ship it now, and not having much luck.

I have according to the user agreement 2 days after the sale to ship it, and well, it's way more than 2 days after now, but I got the guys money so I have to ship, and OMG, I am going to get my first bad feedback ever, I can feel it.....

*cries*

*takes midol*

*feels better*


EDIT: and my new palm won't sync with my PC *cries some more*
Mooz Kow Body
26-04-2006, 21:01
I have not cried in 6 years (and counting). I do not know why, I just do not get that sad or emotional. I also hate a lot of the world, for it has brought darkness to it from there own harts! I am a male 15-year-old, and I have no sad emotions just hateful ones (and a lot of happy emotions, I lol at lots of stuff like the SS troops even though what they did wasn’t funny there name was).
:fluffle: what dos this mean?
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Mooz Kow Body
26-04-2006, 21:07
It's not crappy! It's artistic. And? Cutting yourself is like a drug. Why? It releases endorphins. Endorphins are like a natural drug your body releases whenever you are harmed. How ever, concerning the fact that you know there is no danger, the pain is lessened from the cut and the endorphins can do their work even better. So yes, techincally, I am addicted to drug.

Dude dont cut ur self, it wont help anything but make life tough for u to get therew. and it creeps me out even though i wright poetry, kinda, sorta, only for my GF.

lifes better when ur not hearting anyone or urslef.:) :) :) :) :)

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Palaios
26-04-2006, 21:15
Well.. I'm getting/being kicked out of the apartment I'm living in thanks to my "wonderful" uncle who doesn't even live here in holland but in south africa (i seriously hope i never have to see him again, I don't know what i'll do if i do see him again...) (my sister and I were renting the appartment from him and he just decided to not pay his mortgage- as in, he didn't pay his mortgage from the start- and didn't worn us that there was a chance that we were gonna be kicked out soon). And apart from that, i miss my boyfriend:( I haven't seen him in a long time and its all just so, well, blehh
Foxingsworth
26-04-2006, 21:30
I'm not going to criticize people for cutting, even though I think it's an incredibly stupid thing to do... its your body, and you can do what you want with it. If, however, you're addicted to endorphin release (which can be caused by trauma) and you don't feel you can control your cutting, you can always try deferring your addiction to something else -- there are lots of different endorphin triggers: laughter (addict yourself to good comedy); spicy food (relate to trauma similarly to cutting); chocolate (kindof like laughter, endorphin and dopamine are triggered by chocolate); well constructed rhythmic music (most sources I've read suggest classical, but whatever); meditation (relating to relaxation, probably similar in cause-effect to music, but I'm no scientist so I can't say); exercise (esp. if you have body-related esteem issues are at the source of this need to feel good due to depression); and orgasm.

While you probably don't want to switch one vice for another entirely, especially when you run the risk of weight gain with chocolate, or disease in the case of sex (unless you want to get addicted to masturbation, but since you're on the internet I'm kindof assuming that most people already are addicted to that), but if you cut yourself and you don't want to cut yourself anymore but you still want the rush from it you have lots of options available. The only one in control of you cutting yourself at the end of the day is you. But, having dealt with people who cut before, I know that you're going to believe whatever you want to believe, regardless of what people tell you... so I don't know why I'm bothering to post... but maybe it'll help someone. *shrug*
Czardas
26-04-2006, 22:34
Not all of us.
Well, all of them but FD.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 02:54
yah yah the shrink told me cutting releases endorphins/adrenaline

but fortunately i was able to quit before it got too bad

i don't have enough access to drugs/alcohol, and i really needed something to get addicted too, so i switched to masturbation. much healthier, and less painful.

it seriously is probably the single greatest thing on earth. it has no down sides. Unlike sex, their is no guilt or disease or risk of having a baby. unlike drugs, it has no long term ill effects. unlike beer, it does not alter judgement. unlike cigarettes, it is not harmful to those around you. it costs nothing. it is completely legal. it doesn't hurt. it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. it is exercise. it doesn't count as 'cheating'. you can drive immediately afterwards. unlike video games, it doesn't fry your brains or make you want to shoot people. all evidence is easily erased. it can be achieved in a very short period of time.

it's a terrific anti depressant- how can you feel miserable while jacking off?

for any of you who think it's 'gross'... then don't think about it. it's done in private (hopefully) and you will never have to worry about it.

it is my belief that if both girls and guys practiced regular masturbation, the world would be a much better place.
Hey, hey, hey! Video games don't make me wanna shoot people! They make me wanna decapitate them and put their heads on pikes outside my capital's wall.:p Most of that sounds close enough to the truth for me to let you live in your own delusional world. After all, masturbation does cause horomones to release that affect thinking. Not that that's a bad thing. It just does that, kinda like sex....only not.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 03:00
:D
No, of course not:eek: Thats a terrible thing to suggest!

But guys have their own special awesomeness. Like me:D

Lol, good good. :)
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:00
I just got an email from Amazon saying they were putting $$ in my account, good right? no, bad.

I found out that apparently I had sold a book back on April 19th and didn't get the invoice for it, it got sent to my spam folder (no clue why) anyway, so I am trying to hitch a ride to the post office to ship it now, and not having much luck.

I have according to the user agreement 2 days after the sale to ship it, and well, it's way more than 2 days after now, but I got the guys money so I have to ship, and OMG, I am going to get my first bad feedback ever, I can feel it.....

*cries*

*takes midol*

*feels better*


EDIT: and my new palm won't sync with my PC *cries some more*
I'm sure it'll be fine and that he'll understand. If he even cares. He'll still get the thing. I think you're worrying too much. This is usually the point where I'd say something unusually cruel, but I don't want to disturb the emos hanging around here.;)
Langwell
27-04-2006, 03:04
I'm have another scuba diving lesson again tomorrow, I want to cry because I will be wearing contacts and the chlorine will get into my eyes and they will hurt.
BushForever
27-04-2006, 03:04
Blah blah blah
another BS thread.
Naliitr
27-04-2006, 03:04
Since you cut yourself and consider suicide regularly, along with listening to absolutely awful music, you're probably chronically depressed. And chronically depressed people are emo. :p
Dude, I absolutetly HATE emo bands. H.I.M = Name sucks, so does the band. My Chemical Romance = No really, what the fuck? Fall Out Boy = Yep. You fell out of my "Bands to listen to" in 1852! Hawthorne Heights = Why don't you just jump from those heights and kill yourself?

Modest Mouse = Oh come on, stop being Modest! YOU GUYS ROCK! Death Cab For Cutie = I'm not feeling sorry for "Cutie", as she gets to listen to awesome music when she dies! The Postal Service = Send me a message with a song, please! The Arcade Fire = You can burn my Arcade ANY day! Nightwish = Yes, I do wish for you at night! System Of A Down = Don't be down, you guys rock!

Emo sucks. And I do declare I am NOT emo.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:09
I have not cried in 6 years (and counting). I do not know why, I just do not get that sad or emotional. I also hate a lot of the world, for it has brought darkness to it from there own harts! I am a male 15-year-old, and I have no sad emotions just hateful ones (and a lot of happy emotions, I lol at lots of stuff like the SS troops even though what they did wasn’t funny there name was).
:fluffle: what dos this mean?
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An eccentric sense of humor is either a sign of intelligence or of stupidity. In your case, I'll wager the latter.;) I don't know about the crying thing. I've got you beat by 2 years, but I still feel sorrow. I just can't cry, or express it any way really. I suppose it's my reaction to hostile society. It never did like intelligence. That must be why you don't have any sad, bitter feelings toward society: it never hated you for your intelligence.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:12
Dude dont cut ur self, it wont help anything but make life tough for u to get therew. and it creeps me out even though i wright poetry, kinda, sorta, only for my GF.

lifes better when ur not hearting anyone or urslef.:) :) :) :) :)

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I've written poetry myself, but it was for the girlfriend I don't have. I hate karma....and Moira....
Infinite Revolution
27-04-2006, 03:12
i got told yesterday by one of my flatmates that she and another of my flatmates were planning to live without me next year with some other guy who one of them barely knows in a 'non-studenty' flat:( . i took this personally cuz i thought they had sat down and discussed this and had decided to leave me out:( . i'm a bit paranoid:rolleyes: . anyway, i was close to crying then, actually i think i was so upset i was beyond crying cuz even sad or moving films or songs can make me get close to welling up.

anyway it turned out it wasn't actually a concious decision to leave me out or even them sitting down to decide to live together, but more of a convergeance of their ideas for future living arrangements and them not thinking i might want the same thing cuz i'm still a student and they've finished uni. actually i don't really, although i had thought we would be living together next year if they were staying in edinburgh and i wish they'd told me how they were thinking before coming to a decision together. leaves me out in the cold a bit which is distressing but it's not like i haven't been here before (i just had no illusions that time). i do have other flatmates but i have absolutely NO wish to live with them another year.

so i do feel like crying a bit but at least i know my favourite flatmates and best friends don't hate me and wish not to live with me. :)
Katganistan
27-04-2006, 03:12
Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p

Hormones.
I'm serious. Once you make early 20s it evens out.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 03:15
I'm have another scuba diving lesson again tomorrow, I want to cry because I will be wearing contacts and the chlorine will get into my eyes and they will hurt.

Aww, but diving is awesome fun :)
Think of all the fishies you will get to see when you finish the course! :D
Khiraebana
27-04-2006, 03:15
I have to write a 15 page research paper comparing and contrasting Beowulf and King Arthur and write a 5 page dialogue of them meeting at the Battle of Stirling. This project has not been started as I have been sick for almost 2 weeks. This project is also due this Friday.

*bursts into tears and weeps for the next few hours*
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:19
Well, all of them but FD.
That's better. Thanks. You look like you need a fluffle. No, no, come back. It's just an innocent fluffle....;) :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:25
Aww, but diving is awesome fun :)
Think of all the fishies you will get to see when you finish the course! :D
Mmmmm, fish. "How do you know when fish goes bad? It tastes like fish either way! Tastes like a dumpster--let's eat it!"
New Zealandium
27-04-2006, 03:25
What is it with people in NZ? no-one is happy at the moment. It's crazy (yes ilive in NZ, i am referring to myself here too)
Arribastan
27-04-2006, 03:26
What is it with people in NZ? no-one is happy at the moment. It's crazy (yes ilive in NZ, i am referring to myself here too)
New Zealand is full of whiners?

*flees in terror*
I was just kidding! Please don't hurt me!
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:28
I have to write a 15 page research paper comparing and contrasting Beowulf and King Arthur and write a 5 page dialogue of them meeting at the Battle of Stirling. This project has not been started as I have been sick for almost 2 weeks. This project is also due this Friday.

*bursts into tears and weeps for the next few hours*
Ouch! Yeah, that really sucks. I'd prolly have waited until tonight to have started that paper anyway, but I would have already had the dialogue done. The real question is: do you have to write the dialogue in their native tongues?:p
Freedomstaki
27-04-2006, 03:37
Cheer up, emo kid.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:38
What is it with people in NZ? no-one is happy at the moment. It's crazy (yes ilive in NZ, i am referring to myself here too)
Is anyone ever happy in NZ?
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 03:40
New Zealand is full of whiners?

*flees in terror*
I was just kidding! Please don't hurt me!
Nah. Just the Generalites from NZ. They all come here to whine just for you.:D
Arribastan
27-04-2006, 03:45
A disturbing idea. What if I want them to jump off a bridge? Would they do it?
Langwell
27-04-2006, 03:50
Chuck Norris has never cried.
Wanderjar
27-04-2006, 03:50
Yay! Fluffles :D
:fluffle:

Never, EVER, do that again!


.......................oh what the hell....


FLUFFLES!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Wanderjar
27-04-2006, 03:51
Chuck Norris has never cried.

But if he did, his tears could cure cancer.....
Smunkeeville
27-04-2006, 03:58
I'm sure it'll be fine and that he'll understand. If he even cares. He'll still get the thing. I think you're worrying too much. This is usually the point where I'd say something unusually cruel, but I don't want to disturb the emos hanging around here.;)
turns out the guy is a pothead, and forgot that he ordered the book LOL, so he was about to browse to find it before his class started and he got my email appologizing for the lateness of my shipping, and replied

"hey, thanks I 4got I got it, cool, going to toke some more, class starts May something"
Arribastan
27-04-2006, 04:00
turns out the guy is a pothead, and forgot that he ordered the book LOL, so he was about to browse to find it before his class started and he got my email appologizing for the lateness of my shipping, and replied

"hey, thanks I 4got I got it, cool, going to toke some more, class starts May something"
That is lucky and hilarious. Man, he would have been pissed if he'd bought two. Now he can afford more weed.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:10
Never, EVER, do that again!


.......................oh what the hell....


FLUFFLES!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Oh no! Her fluffles have infected you as well! Quickly! The Chuck Norris tears, before he turns com-- y'argh! Fluffles!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Langwell
27-04-2006, 04:10
I have to write a 15 page research paper comparing and contrasting Beowulf and King Arthur and write a 5 page dialogue of them meeting at the Battle of Stirling. This project has not been started as I have been sick for almost 2 weeks. This project is also due this Friday.

*bursts into tears and weeps for the next few hours*

Beowulf and King Arthur have absolute NOTHING in common! They don't even speak the same type of English.

Beowulf would say:

n worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare

And Arthur would say:

Whan Phebus in the Crabbe had nere hys cours ronne
And toward the leon his journé gan take,
To loke on Pictagoras speere I had begonne,

And then they'd chop eachother's limbs off and bleed to death.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:12
turns out the guy is a pothead, and forgot that he ordered the book LOL, so he was about to browse to find it before his class started and he got my email appologizing for the lateness of my shipping, and replied

"hey, thanks I 4got I got it, cool, going to toke some more, class starts May something"
This is where I say "I told ya so," so I told ya so.:D
Langwell
27-04-2006, 04:15
Oh no! Her fluffles have infected you as well! Quickly! The Chuck Norris tears, before he turns com-- y'argh! Fluffles!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What are fluffles? :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:18
Beowulf and King Arthur have absolute NOTHING in common! They don't even speak the same type of English.

Beowulf would say:

n worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare

And Arthur would say:

Whan Phebus in the Crabbe had nere hys cours ronne
And toward the leon his journé gan take,
To loke on Pictagoras speere I had begonne,

And then they'd chop eachother's limbs off and bleed to death.
Did Beowulf even speak English? I thought he spoke Old German.:confused:
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:22
Never, EVER, do that again!


.......................oh what the hell....


FLUFFLES!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

YAY!!! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:23
What are fluffles? :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:25
What are fluffles? :fluffle:

They are FLUFFLES!! -> :fluffle: :fluffle:
Kinda hug things :D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:25
YAY!!! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:27
Oh no! Her fluffles have infected you as well! Quickly! The Chuck Norris tears, before he turns com-- y'argh! Fluffles!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You should feel thankful for the plethora of fluffles :p
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Naliitr
27-04-2006, 04:29
I believe you fluffers want this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=478371)
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:39
You should feel thankful for the plethora of fluffles :p
:fluffle: :fluffle:
"A bit. A bit. We did do the hat....and the nose. But she is a witch."
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Infinite Revolution
27-04-2006, 04:41
hey! i just noticed i have been promoted from lowly 'member' to the slightly better 'sometimes deadly'. woohoo!:D

sorry, had to tell someone :D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:43
I believe you fluffers want this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=478371)
It's still going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going....
Langwell
27-04-2006, 04:43
Did Beowulf even speak English? I thought he spoke Old German.:confused:

Beowulf is a poem written in Old English. Which came from the barbarians (ie Visigoths) of what is now Germany.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:43
"A bit. A bit. We did do the hat....and the nose. But she is a witch."
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

"This isn't fair at all"
:fluffle:
Langwell
27-04-2006, 04:45
"A bit. A bit. We did do the hat....and the nose. But she is a witch."
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Monty Python is an accurate portrayal of the English mind.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:45
hey! i just noticed i have been promoted from lowly 'member' to the slightly better 'sometimes deadly'. woohoo!:D

sorry, had to tell someone :D

Wow it takes that many posts?
Might take me a while then...

But Congrats :D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:47
hey! i just noticed i have been promoted from lowly 'member' to the slightly better 'sometimes deadly'. woohoo!:D

sorry, had to tell someone :D
I went from 'member' straight to 'deadly' then to 'superior gamer in the period of 24 hours.:p
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:50
Beowulf is a poem written in Old English. Which came from the barbarians (ie Visigoths) of what is now Germany.
Actually, I didn't think it was in Old German either. I thought it was in the parent language of Old English and Old German, but I knew it came from the Gothic tribes and maybe some of the other smaller ones.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:52
"This isn't fair at all"
:fluffle:
"We shall use my largest scales."
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Langwell
27-04-2006, 04:52
Actually, I didn't think it was in Old German either. I thought it was in the parent language of Old English and Old German, but I knew it came from the Gothic tribes and maybe some of the other smaller ones.

I just told you, it's in :fluffle:Old English:fluffle:.

This is a completely true and indesputable fact. ;)

I just noticed that the wink is shadier than the fluffles.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:53
Monty Python is an accurate portrayal of the English mind.
Yes, I'd surmised as much.;)
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:55
Wow it takes that many posts?
Might take me a while then...

But Congrats :D
Unless you're like me and spontaneously post about a hundred posts in one day. Actually, the first day I met you I did that.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 04:57
I just told you, it's in :fluffle:Old English:fluffle:.

This is a completely true and indesputable fact. ;)

I just noticed that the wink is shadier than the fluffles.
Yes, I heard you. I wasn't disputing it, just stating what I thought. But Old English really isn't too far off from its parent language, so I was close enough. I can't read any of that anyway. :(
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:57
"We shall use my largest scales."
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

"Who are you who is so wise in the way of science?"
:p
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 04:59
Unless you're like me and spontaneously post about a hundred posts in one day. Actually, the first day I met you I did that.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Was that replys to me, or unrelated to the fact? lol
:fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:06
"Who are you who is so wise in the way of science?"
:p
Hey! That's my line!:D
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:07
Was that replys to me, or unrelated to the fact? lol
:fluffle:
Both, but mostly you. :fluffle:
Langwell
27-04-2006, 05:10
Yes, I heard you. I wasn't disputing it, just stating what I thought. But Old English really isn't too far off from its parent language, so I was close enough. I can't read any of that anyway. :(

I tried to read it the first time I read it (obviously), failed, and just read the modern English version.

Wasn't that good of a story anyway. People back then had very unsophisticated tastes.

But if you did read it, even just phonetically, which in itself is very difficult, you'll notice how it's very "sound oriented", as in you'll hear the sounds of the story in the speech itself, much like the words "boom" or "screech", but on a much broader scale that applies to the entire poem.
Langwell
27-04-2006, 05:12
Hey! That's my line!:D
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."

"I am the Dark Knight. Thou shall not pass."
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 05:12
Hey! That's my line!:D
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."

Ahh, I have to watch that movie again :D

"My liege!"
Langwell
27-04-2006, 05:17
"The Holy Handgrenade and the Killer Bunny."

"Pff, 'tis only a fresh wound."
"Just a flesh wound?! You've got no arms left! What are you going to do, BLEED on me?"
"Take THIS!! And THIS!! Now you have no legs left."
"NNNNOOOOooooo......! Come back...."
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 05:22
"The Holy Handgrenade and the Killer Bunny."

"Pff, 'tis only a fresh wound."
"Just a flesh wound?! You've got no arms left! What are you going to do, BLEED on me?"
"Take THIS!! And THIS!! Now you have no legs left."
"NNNNOOOOooooo......! Come back...."

"That's no ordinary rabbit...It's got nasty sharp pointy teeth" :D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:29
I tried to read it the first time I read it (obviously), failed, and just read the modern English version.

Wasn't that good of a story anyway. People back then had very unsophisticated tastes.

But if you did read it, even just phonetically, which in itself is very difficult, you'll notice how it's very "sound oriented", as in you'll hear the sounds of the story in the speech itself, much like the words "boom" or "screech", but on a much broader scale that applies to the entire poem.
I did try to read it in the original language just to get an idea of what it sounded like, and yes, I did notice the sounds, but I had to read the translated version. It wasn't that bad for an eighth-grader.:p
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:30
"I am the Dark Knight. Thou shall not pass."
"So be it." *draws longsword*
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:34
Ahh, I have to watch that movie again :D

"My liege!"
I don't: I have the script memorized from two summers ago. :p
"What is your name?"
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 05:35
I don't: I have the script memorized from two summers ago. :p
"What is your name?"

You intentionally memorised it?!? :eek:
I know most of it from watching it over and over :p

"Bedevere, my liege"
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:38
"That's no ordinary rabbit...It's got nasty sharp pointy teeth" :D
"It's got razor sharp.... *makes fangs with fingers* It can leap about....*gestures erratically* Look at the bones!"
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 05:40
"It's got razor sharp.... *makes fangs with fingers* It can leap about....*gestures erratically* Look at the bones!"

I love that bit :D

"I am an enchanter...Some call me *dramatic pause* Tim." :D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:44
You intentionally memorised it?!? :eek:
I know most of it from watching it over and over :p

"Bedevere, my liege"
No, I didn't intentionally memorise it! I watched at least once a day every day for the whole summer.
"Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table."
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 05:46
I love that bit :D

"I am an enchanter...Some call me *dramatic pause* Tim." :D
I love the witch bit most. And the Knights Who Say "Ni!"
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 05:52
I love the witch bit most. And the Knights Who Say "Ni!"

"But, there is one problem."
"And what is that, O Knights Who Say Ni?"
"We are now, no longer the Knights Who Say Ni;"
"Ni, Ni, Ni!"
:D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 06:00
"But, there is one problem."
"And what is that, O Knights Who Say Ni?"
"We are now, no longer the Knights Who Say Ni;"
"Ni, Ni, Ni!"
:D
"Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."
"Did you say shrubberies?"
"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. Shrubberies are my trade. I design, arrange and sell shrubberies."
"Ni!"
"No, no, no, no!"
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 06:12
"Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."
"Did you say shrubberies?"
"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. Shrubberies are my trade. I design, arrange and sell shrubberies."
"Ni!"
"No, no, no, no!"

Have you played the game? :D
You can design your own shrubbery.
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 06:22
Have you played the game? :D
You can design your own shrubbery.
Game? What game?
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 06:31
Game? What game?

The MP & The quest for the holy grail game
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 06:36
The MP & The quest for the holy grail game
Why was I never told about a game!?
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 06:44
Why was I never told about a game!?

Dunno...
It's pretty old tho
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 08:23
Dunno...
It's pretty old tho
I figured, but I still should have heard SOMETHING of it. Oh, well.
Harlesburg
27-04-2006, 08:27
You just like hijacking my threads don't you?

Finally, I can use one of the gun smilies!:sniper:
I am good at it.:D
Actually i didn't realise you were in NZ.
Langwell
27-04-2006, 08:28
Where can I find a copy of this game?
Gravlen
27-04-2006, 08:29
Why was I never told about a game!?
You were deliberately kept out of the loop because of the lack of geekyness you demonstrated by your actions on the evening of february 27th 2002, and by wearing those shoes you wore on that particular day. You know what I'm talking about... ;)

Have a nice day :p
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 08:40
You were deliberately kept out of the loop because of the lack of geekyness you demonstrated by your actions on the evening of february 27th 2002, and by wearing those shoes you wore on that particular day. You know what I'm talking about... ;)

Have a nice day :p
That was so long ago....but I still remember the shoes I had then. Actually, I've still got them here somewhere. Nope, it has nothing to do with that. Try another conspiracy theory.
Harlesburg
27-04-2006, 08:47
That was so long ago....but I still remember the shoes I had then. Actually, I've still got them here somewhere. Nope, it has nothing to do with that. Try another conspiracy theory.
*Sigh*
Fine your location was and is against you ever knowing how cool the game was!
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 08:48
*Sigh*
Fine your location was and is against you ever knowing how cool the game was!
How is that exactly?
Gravlen
27-04-2006, 08:50
That was so long ago....but I still remember the shoes I had then. Actually, I've still got them here somewhere. Nope, it has nothing to do with that. Try another conspiracy theory.
Ah, but you have to look at the shoes in the light of the events of the day - or more precisely, the events that unfolded between 7:43 PM and 2:39 AM, involving a small albino penguin. Then it will all make sense, I'm sure. :p
And remember, there is no Conspiracy! Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm
Harlesburg
27-04-2006, 08:51
How is that exactly?
Don't ask me, i don't know what you are all talking about.
Zajah-Benin
27-04-2006, 08:51
yea everything sux lol:sniper:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 08:52
Don't ask me, i don't know what you are all talking about.
You said some nonsense about my location preventing me from knowing about the game. But frankly I think you're full of s**t.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 09:07
Yay!
Conspiracy :D
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 09:16
Yay!
Conspiracy :D
You never answered the other guy's question.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 09:22
Where can I find a copy of this game?

Don't know. Like I said to FD, it's pretty old, so you may have to try to get it second-hand...
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 09:23
You never answered the other guy's question.

Happy now?:p
Gravlen
27-04-2006, 09:36
You said some nonsense about my location preventing me from knowing about the game. But frankly I think you're full of s**t.
Full of salt?:confused:

Yay!
Conspiracy :D
There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 09:40
Happy now?:p
Yes.
Harlesburg
27-04-2006, 09:40
You said some nonsense about my location preventing me from knowing about the game. But frankly I think you're full of s**t.
Go on and prove it then!
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 09:41
There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)

Right :) Hey! I started the conspiracy!
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 09:42
Full of salt?:confused:


There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)
Not necessarily. I've been part of a conspiracy without realizing it before.
The Beautiful Darkness
27-04-2006, 09:42
Yes.

Good :fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
27-04-2006, 09:44
Good :fluffle:
Yes, it is.:fluffle:
Gravlen
27-04-2006, 11:26
Not necessarily. I've been part of a conspiracy without realizing it before.
Exactly! :D Fnord
Harlesburg
27-04-2006, 11:29
Full of salt?:confused:


There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)
No i am full of silt, i slipped in a mud bath today.:(
Gravlen
27-04-2006, 11:41
No i am full of silt, i slipped in a mud bath today.:(
See, that's what happens when you try to pass yourself off as Eutrusca. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10846682&postcount=1) :p
Harlesburg
27-04-2006, 11:44
See, that's what happens when you try to pass yourself off as Eutrusca. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10846682&postcount=1) :p
Heh i even acted like i had a dicky hip like him and when i was singing the National anthem i slipped on the soap.:(
Czardas
27-04-2006, 18:28
Heh i even acted like i had a dicky hip like him and when i was singing the National anthem i slipped on the soap.:(
Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p
Fascist Dominion
28-04-2006, 02:40
Exactly! :D Fnord
Care to share why you randomly say "exactly"?
Fascist Dominion
28-04-2006, 02:42
Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p
LOL
Langwell
28-04-2006, 02:43
Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p

That's what you get when you don't touch yourself enough at night.
Fascist Dominion
28-04-2006, 02:52
That's what you get when you don't touch yourself enough at night.
And that's the moral of the story, little boys and girls.;)
Khiraebana
28-04-2006, 03:33
Beowulf and King Arthur have absolute NOTHING in common! They don't even speak the same type of English.

Beowulf would say:

n worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare

And Arthur would say:

Whan Phebus in the Crabbe had nere hys cours ronne
And toward the leon his journé gan take,
To loke on Pictagoras speere I had begonne,

And then they'd chop eachother's limbs off and bleed to death.


Now you know why I'm crying...
Fascist Dominion
28-04-2006, 04:26
Now you know why I'm crying...
Because you don't speak Old English or Middle English and the dialogue is due tomorrow but you haven't started yet?
Langwell
28-04-2006, 04:29
Tomorrow is in exactly 30 minutes - eastern time.
Gravlen
28-04-2006, 16:04
Care to share why you randomly say "exactly"?
Oh don't you worry - it is not at all "randomly (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/32/Hahavoices.jpg)". ;)

Fnord
Harlesburg
29-04-2006, 00:59
Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p
If you got on MOBRA you'd see how funny that actually is.;)
Fascist Dominion
29-04-2006, 08:27
Oh don't you worry - it is not at all "randomly (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/32/Hahavoices.jpg)". ;)

Fnord
Lies! They never say we aren't crazy, just that we are "eccentric." Yes...eccentric. That's what we are. Eccentric.
Andaluciae
29-04-2006, 08:29
This should make you feel happy:

I found my hat.
Infinite Revolution
29-04-2006, 10:00
woopdeedoo! :p:D
Gravlen
29-04-2006, 10:06
This should make you feel happy:

I found my hat.
*Cue theme from Indiana Jones*
Fascist Dominion
30-04-2006, 20:52
This should make you feel happy:

I found my hat.
CHAIRMAN:
...Which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
HARRY:
That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy.
Fascist Dominion
30-04-2006, 20:53
*Cue theme from Indiana Jones*
Which one?:confused: ;)