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Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p

New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two projects due in under a week, one of which I just found out about. I couldn't play volleyball this week. I'm currently working full time as well as studying at uni. My brother just ate all the frozen pizza. Oh, and I hate you all. j/k

But other than that its all good. :D

I am very, very happy that my teenage years are behind me, never again to return. :p

Having an emo day? :p

Seriously tho, I hope you feel better soon. :)

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New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That makes you want to cry? Or is it your "Angst-shout" (as opposed to battleshout")? :p

Free fluffle for all: :fluffle:

New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just like hijacking my threads don't you?

Finally, I can use one of the gun smilies!:sniper:

Free fluffle for all: :fluffle:

Yay! Fluffles :D
:fluffle:

Having an emo day? :p

Seriously tho, I hope you feel better soon. :)

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*munch*

Having an emo day? :p

Seriously tho, I hope you feel better soon. :)

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Why thankyou!:)

Fuffles for you:fluffle:

Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p

Hmm was there a reason you wanted to cry, or just hormones ?

Why thankyou!:)

Fuffles for you:fluffle:

Any time :)

Fluffles for you too :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hmm was there a reason you wanted to cry, or just hormones ?
Both, I am a guy by the way.

If you didn't already guess by my awesomeness. *doesn't refer to Chuck because he hates him:mad: *

Both, I am a guy by the way.

If you didn't already guess by my awesomeness. *doesn't refer to Chuck because he hates him:mad: *

So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(

-snip-
Do you have any reason for this or are you just looking for attention from random people on an internet forum?

So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(Some do. Others, however, can be more afflicted with it than many guys.

:D So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(
No, of course not:eek: Thats a terrible thing to suggest!

But guys have their own special awesomeness. Like me:D

Do you have any reason for this or are you just looking for attention from random people on an internet forum?

-snip-
Eh, two n' two, so :headbang: & ;)

Yay! Fluffles :D
:fluffle:
You and your damned fluffles.:p :fluffle:

Anybody else wanna cry?

Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH!
For God's sake, just cry and get over yourself so we can talk about something that makes actual sense! :headbang:

So... Girls lack awesomeness? :(
Yes, yes, that's exactly it. Your powers of logic once more prevail.:D

For God's sake, just cry and get over yourself so we can talk about something that makes actual sense! :headbang:
"I am prepared to argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn't work, the hours upon hours of whining will."

Anybody else wanna cry?


nope. i is happy :)

my latest website project has just passed its first big meeting/evalutation to pretty good review (even from the colleage who i was sure would hate it) and i'm going off to see glitziness again in just about an hour! woo! :D
to top it off i'm very much in love with her at the moment and we've sorted some difficult things out between us in the last couple of weeks, and are still very much together (and stronger and happier for it :fluffle: :)).
also hopefully gonna be paid a bucket soon for a project i did last year (woo!)
and lastly she's finally gonna be able to come down and see me, hopefully this weekend :)


the sun is shining and life is good (and i'm eating chinese food for lunch!) :fluffle:
edit: and curry!

Yes, yes, that's exactly it. Your powers of logic once more prevail.:D

I don't know... I know a certain QUEEN OF ATHENS that is pretty awsome to you...

Muhahah! QoA Guerilla Warfare!

Consider yourself Ninja'd

Do you have any reason for this or are you just looking for attention from random people on an internet forum?

Well, you could hardly be one to criticise :p

"I am prepared to argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn't work, the hours upon hours of whining will."
If I didn't put up with that shyte from my own children, I'm certainly not going to put up with it from anyone else's. :p

nope. i is happy :)

my latest website project has just passed its first big meeting/evalutation to pretty good review (even from the colleage who i was sure would hate it) and i'm going off to see glitziness again in just about an hour! woo! :D
to top it off i'm very much in love with her at the moment and we've sorted some difficult things out between us in the last couple of weeks, and are still very much together (and stronger and happier for it :fluffle: :)).
also hopefully gonna be paid a bucket soon for a project i did last year (woo!)
and lastly she's finally gonna be able to come down and see me, hopefully this weekend :)


the sun is shining and life is good (and i'm eating chinese food for lunch!) :fluffle:
Congratulations. I wish there were more clouds there like there are here. Storms are so much better than that damned carcinogenic sun.
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1, 2, 3, 4, I declare fluffle war! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I don't know... I know a certain QUEEN OF ATHENS that is pretty awsome to you...

Muhahah! QoA Gurilla Warfare!

Consider yourself Ninja'd
Yes, you certainly do. Asshole.:upyours: But at least I know a certain CAITLIN that is pretty awesome to you.

If I didn't put up with that shyte from my own children, I'm certainly not going to put up with it from anyone else's. :p
Oh, yes, you will.:p

Yes, you certainly do. Asshole.:upyours: But at least I know a certain CAITLIN that is pretty awesome to you.

Gaaaah! But at least Caitlin wasnt my dream. I have no vision of her... or QUEEN OF ATHENS!

The fluffle war must continue!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Well, you could hardly be one to criticise :p
Touché.

Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p
Ha ha. You silly emo.

Ha ha. You silly emo.
You're Naliitr, formerly Ritilina, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

At least I don't cut myself and write crappy poetry!:p

You're Naliitr, formerly Ritilina, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

At least I don't cut myself and write crappy poetry!:p
It's not crappy! It's artistic. And? Cutting yourself is like a drug. Why? It releases endorphins. Endorphins are like a natural drug your body releases whenever you are harmed. How ever, concerning the fact that you know there is no danger, the pain is lessened from the cut and the endorphins can do their work even better. So yes, techincally, I am addicted to drug.

It's not crappy! It's artistic. And? Cutting yourself is like a drug. Why? It releases endorphins. Endorphins are like a natural drug your body releases whenever you are harmed. How ever, concerning the fact that you know there is no danger, the pain is lessened from the cut and the endorphins can do their work even better. So yes, techincally, I am addicted to drug.
Its crappy.

Endorphins is the happy chemical isn't it? If thats released when you cut yourself you are truely disturbed.:)

Its crappy.

Endorphins is the happy chemical isn't it? If thats released when you cut yourself you are truely disturbed.:)
Maybe you should take a biology class. It's released when you are harmed in conjunction with adrenaline to help you be calm in a fight, thereby being able to fight more easily. Now then, if there is NO adrenaline running through your body, and there is no real danger, the endorphins will be released and nothing can stop them from running through your body. And then I'm happy. For about ten minutes. Then I feel like killing myself again.

Ha ha. You silly emo.
Mr. Kettle, a Mr. Pot called for you a short time ago. He wanted to tell you something particular regarding your hue...

Mr. Kettle, a Mr. Pot called for you a short time ago. He wanted to tell you something particular regarding your hue...
We have already affirmed that I may have started many emos on their path, but we have also affirmed I am NOT emo.

Today is the last day of my vacation, so I am already crying.:(

We have already affirmed that I may have started many emos on their path, but we have also affirmed I am NOT emo.
Since you cut yourself and consider suicide regularly, along with listening to absolutely awful music, you're probably chronically depressed. And chronically depressed people are emo. :p

Hm... why do I want to cry...

I go to school in the ghetto and there are shootings like every night, and I have a term paper due Tuesday and a presentation due Monday, and Monday also happens to be my 21st birthday, so I was gonna go get forget-my-name drunk with my friends, but because of the presentation and the term paper, I can't, and on Wednesday I get to drive home, but I really just want to go home now because I want to see my pets and have them love me unconditionally, and it's COLD HERE.

T_T.

Its crappy.

Endorphins is the happy chemical isn't it? If thats released when you cut yourself you are truely disturbed.:)
You're right. It is crappy. But you're also wrong: the body releases endorphins to dull the pain and minimize the mental trauma, allowing the body to escape and recuperate in a safer environment. Unfortunately, emos abuse this and damage the body to satisfy their "drug" addiction. Silly emos.

Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p
I want to cry because I got suspended from school for 5 days.

Actually I don't want to cry.

Maybe you should take a biology class. It's released when you are harmed in conjunction with adrenaline to help you be calm in a fight, thereby being able to fight more easily. Now then, if there is NO adrenaline running through your body, and there is no real danger, the endorphins will be released and nothing can stop them from running through your body. And then I'm happy. For about ten minutes. Then I feel like killing myself again.
They're right: you are a silly emo!:p

Since you cut yourself and consider suicide regularly, along with listening to absolutely awful music, you're probably chronically depressed. And chronically depressed people are emo. :p
Not all of us.

Hm... why do I want to cry...

I go to school in the ghetto and there are shootings like every night, and I have a term paper due Tuesday and a presentation due Monday, and Monday also happens to be my 21st birthday, so I was gonna go get forget-my-name drunk with my friends, but because of the presentation and the term paper, I can't, and on Wednesday I get to drive home, but I really just want to go home now because I want to see my pets and have them love me unconditionally, and it's COLD HERE.

T_T.
Cold, eh? How cold? Sounds pleasantly so.:p

yah yah the shrink told me cutting releases endorphins/adrenaline

but fortunately i was able to quit before it got too bad

i don't have enough access to drugs/alcohol, and i really needed something to get addicted too, so i switched to masturbation. much healthier, and less painful.

it seriously is probably the single greatest thing on earth. it has no down sides. Unlike sex, their is no guilt or disease or risk of having a baby. unlike drugs, it has no long term ill effects. unlike beer, it does not alter judgement. unlike cigarettes, it is not harmful to those around you. it costs nothing. it is completely legal. it doesn't hurt. it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. it is exercise. it doesn't count as 'cheating'. you can drive immediately afterwards. unlike video games, it doesn't fry your brains or make you want to shoot people. all evidence is easily erased. it can be achieved in a very short period of time.

it's a terrific anti depressant- how can you feel miserable while jacking off?

for any of you who think it's 'gross'... then don't think about it. it's done in private (hopefully) and you will never have to worry about it.

it is my belief that if both girls and guys practiced regular masturbation, the world would be a much better place.

I just got an email from Amazon saying they were putting $$ in my account, good right? no, bad.

I found out that apparently I had sold a book back on April 19th and didn't get the invoice for it, it got sent to my spam folder (no clue why) anyway, so I am trying to hitch a ride to the post office to ship it now, and not having much luck.

I have according to the user agreement 2 days after the sale to ship it, and well, it's way more than 2 days after now, but I got the guys money so I have to ship, and OMG, I am going to get my first bad feedback ever, I can feel it.....

*cries*

*takes midol*

*feels better*


EDIT: and my new palm won't sync with my PC *cries some more*

I have not cried in 6 years (and counting). I do not know why, I just do not get that sad or emotional. I also hate a lot of the world, for it has brought darkness to it from there own harts! I am a male 15-year-old, and I have no sad emotions just hateful ones (and a lot of happy emotions, I lol at lots of stuff like the SS troops even though what they did wasn’t funny there name was).
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It's not crappy! It's artistic. And? Cutting yourself is like a drug. Why? It releases endorphins. Endorphins are like a natural drug your body releases whenever you are harmed. How ever, concerning the fact that you know there is no danger, the pain is lessened from the cut and the endorphins can do their work even better. So yes, techincally, I am addicted to drug.

Dude dont cut ur self, it wont help anything but make life tough for u to get therew. and it creeps me out even though i wright poetry, kinda, sorta, only for my GF.

lifes better when ur not hearting anyone or urslef.:) :) :) :) :)

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Well.. I'm getting/being kicked out of the apartment I'm living in thanks to my "wonderful" uncle who doesn't even live here in holland but in south africa (i seriously hope i never have to see him again, I don't know what i'll do if i do see him again...) (my sister and I were renting the appartment from him and he just decided to not pay his mortgage- as in, he didn't pay his mortgage from the start- and didn't worn us that there was a chance that we were gonna be kicked out soon). And apart from that, i miss my boyfriend:( I haven't seen him in a long time and its all just so, well, blehh

I'm not going to criticize people for cutting, even though I think it's an incredibly stupid thing to do... its your body, and you can do what you want with it. If, however, you're addicted to endorphin release (which can be caused by trauma) and you don't feel you can control your cutting, you can always try deferring your addiction to something else -- there are lots of different endorphin triggers: laughter (addict yourself to good comedy); spicy food (relate to trauma similarly to cutting); chocolate (kindof like laughter, endorphin and dopamine are triggered by chocolate); well constructed rhythmic music (most sources I've read suggest classical, but whatever); meditation (relating to relaxation, probably similar in cause-effect to music, but I'm no scientist so I can't say); exercise (esp. if you have body-related esteem issues are at the source of this need to feel good due to depression); and orgasm.

While you probably don't want to switch one vice for another entirely, especially when you run the risk of weight gain with chocolate, or disease in the case of sex (unless you want to get addicted to masturbation, but since you're on the internet I'm kindof assuming that most people already are addicted to that), but if you cut yourself and you don't want to cut yourself anymore but you still want the rush from it you have lots of options available. The only one in control of you cutting yourself at the end of the day is you. But, having dealt with people who cut before, I know that you're going to believe whatever you want to believe, regardless of what people tell you... so I don't know why I'm bothering to post... but maybe it'll help someone. *shrug*

Not all of us.
Well, all of them but FD.

yah yah the shrink told me cutting releases endorphins/adrenaline

but fortunately i was able to quit before it got too bad

i don't have enough access to drugs/alcohol, and i really needed something to get addicted too, so i switched to masturbation. much healthier, and less painful.

it seriously is probably the single greatest thing on earth. it has no down sides. Unlike sex, their is no guilt or disease or risk of having a baby. unlike drugs, it has no long term ill effects. unlike beer, it does not alter judgement. unlike cigarettes, it is not harmful to those around you. it costs nothing. it is completely legal. it doesn't hurt. it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. it is exercise. it doesn't count as 'cheating'. you can drive immediately afterwards. unlike video games, it doesn't fry your brains or make you want to shoot people. all evidence is easily erased. it can be achieved in a very short period of time.

it's a terrific anti depressant- how can you feel miserable while jacking off?

for any of you who think it's 'gross'... then don't think about it. it's done in private (hopefully) and you will never have to worry about it.

it is my belief that if both girls and guys practiced regular masturbation, the world would be a much better place.
Hey, hey, hey! Video games don't make me wanna shoot people! They make me wanna decapitate them and put their heads on pikes outside my capital's wall.:p Most of that sounds close enough to the truth for me to let you live in your own delusional world. After all, masturbation does cause horomones to release that affect thinking. Not that that's a bad thing. It just does that, kinda like sex....only not.

:D
No, of course not:eek: Thats a terrible thing to suggest!

But guys have their own special awesomeness. Like me:D

Lol, good good. :)

I just got an email from Amazon saying they were putting $$ in my account, good right? no, bad.

I found out that apparently I had sold a book back on April 19th and didn't get the invoice for it, it got sent to my spam folder (no clue why) anyway, so I am trying to hitch a ride to the post office to ship it now, and not having much luck.

I have according to the user agreement 2 days after the sale to ship it, and well, it's way more than 2 days after now, but I got the guys money so I have to ship, and OMG, I am going to get my first bad feedback ever, I can feel it.....

*cries*

*takes midol*

*feels better*


EDIT: and my new palm won't sync with my PC *cries some more*
I'm sure it'll be fine and that he'll understand. If he even cares. He'll still get the thing. I think you're worrying too much. This is usually the point where I'd say something unusually cruel, but I don't want to disturb the emos hanging around here.;)

I'm have another scuba diving lesson again tomorrow, I want to cry because I will be wearing contacts and the chlorine will get into my eyes and they will hurt.

Blah blah blah
another BS thread.

Since you cut yourself and consider suicide regularly, along with listening to absolutely awful music, you're probably chronically depressed. And chronically depressed people are emo. :p
Dude, I absolutetly HATE emo bands. H.I.M = Name sucks, so does the band. My Chemical Romance = No really, what the fuck? Fall Out Boy = Yep. You fell out of my "Bands to listen to" in 1852! Hawthorne Heights = Why don't you just jump from those heights and kill yourself?

Modest Mouse = Oh come on, stop being Modest! YOU GUYS ROCK! Death Cab For Cutie = I'm not feeling sorry for "Cutie", as she gets to listen to awesome music when she dies! The Postal Service = Send me a message with a song, please! The Arcade Fire = You can burn my Arcade ANY day! Nightwish = Yes, I do wish for you at night! System Of A Down = Don't be down, you guys rock!

Emo sucks. And I do declare I am NOT emo.

I have not cried in 6 years (and counting). I do not know why, I just do not get that sad or emotional. I also hate a lot of the world, for it has brought darkness to it from there own harts! I am a male 15-year-old, and I have no sad emotions just hateful ones (and a lot of happy emotions, I lol at lots of stuff like the SS troops even though what they did wasn’t funny there name was).
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An eccentric sense of humor is either a sign of intelligence or of stupidity. In your case, I'll wager the latter.;) I don't know about the crying thing. I've got you beat by 2 years, but I still feel sorrow. I just can't cry, or express it any way really. I suppose it's my reaction to hostile society. It never did like intelligence. That must be why you don't have any sad, bitter feelings toward society: it never hated you for your intelligence.

Dude dont cut ur self, it wont help anything but make life tough for u to get therew. and it creeps me out even though i wright poetry, kinda, sorta, only for my GF.

lifes better when ur not hearting anyone or urslef.:) :) :) :) :)

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I've written poetry myself, but it was for the girlfriend I don't have. I hate karma....and Moira....

i got told yesterday by one of my flatmates that she and another of my flatmates were planning to live without me next year with some other guy who one of them barely knows in a 'non-studenty' flat:( . i took this personally cuz i thought they had sat down and discussed this and had decided to leave me out:( . i'm a bit paranoid:rolleyes: . anyway, i was close to crying then, actually i think i was so upset i was beyond crying cuz even sad or moving films or songs can make me get close to welling up.

anyway it turned out it wasn't actually a concious decision to leave me out or even them sitting down to decide to live together, but more of a convergeance of their ideas for future living arrangements and them not thinking i might want the same thing cuz i'm still a student and they've finished uni. actually i don't really, although i had thought we would be living together next year if they were staying in edinburgh and i wish they'd told me how they were thinking before coming to a decision together. leaves me out in the cold a bit which is distressing but it's not like i haven't been here before (i just had no illusions that time). i do have other flatmates but i have absolutely NO wish to live with them another year.

so i do feel like crying a bit but at least i know my favourite flatmates and best friends don't hate me and wish not to live with me. :)

Anybody else wanna cry?



Tell me why, DAMN YOU TEENAGED ANGUISH! :upyours: :p

Hormones.
I'm serious. Once you make early 20s it evens out.

I'm have another scuba diving lesson again tomorrow, I want to cry because I will be wearing contacts and the chlorine will get into my eyes and they will hurt.

Aww, but diving is awesome fun :)
Think of all the fishies you will get to see when you finish the course! :D

I have to write a 15 page research paper comparing and contrasting Beowulf and King Arthur and write a 5 page dialogue of them meeting at the Battle of Stirling. This project has not been started as I have been sick for almost 2 weeks. This project is also due this Friday.

*bursts into tears and weeps for the next few hours*

Well, all of them but FD.
That's better. Thanks. You look like you need a fluffle. No, no, come back. It's just an innocent fluffle....;) :fluffle:

Aww, but diving is awesome fun :)
Think of all the fishies you will get to see when you finish the course! :D
Mmmmm, fish. "How do you know when fish goes bad? It tastes like fish either way! Tastes like a dumpster--let's eat it!"

What is it with people in NZ? no-one is happy at the moment. It's crazy (yes ilive in NZ, i am referring to myself here too)

What is it with people in NZ? no-one is happy at the moment. It's crazy (yes ilive in NZ, i am referring to myself here too)
New Zealand is full of whiners?

*flees in terror*
I was just kidding! Please don't hurt me!

I have to write a 15 page research paper comparing and contrasting Beowulf and King Arthur and write a 5 page dialogue of them meeting at the Battle of Stirling. This project has not been started as I have been sick for almost 2 weeks. This project is also due this Friday.

*bursts into tears and weeps for the next few hours*
Ouch! Yeah, that really sucks. I'd prolly have waited until tonight to have started that paper anyway, but I would have already had the dialogue done. The real question is: do you have to write the dialogue in their native tongues?:p

Cheer up, emo kid.

What is it with people in NZ? no-one is happy at the moment. It's crazy (yes ilive in NZ, i am referring to myself here too)
Is anyone ever happy in NZ?

New Zealand is full of whiners?

*flees in terror*
I was just kidding! Please don't hurt me!
Nah. Just the Generalites from NZ. They all come here to whine just for you.:D

A disturbing idea. What if I want them to jump off a bridge? Would they do it?

Chuck Norris has never cried.

Yay! Fluffles :D
:fluffle:

Never, EVER, do that again!


.......................oh what the hell....


FLUFFLES!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Chuck Norris has never cried.

But if he did, his tears could cure cancer.....

I'm sure it'll be fine and that he'll understand. If he even cares. He'll still get the thing. I think you're worrying too much. This is usually the point where I'd say something unusually cruel, but I don't want to disturb the emos hanging around here.;)
turns out the guy is a pothead, and forgot that he ordered the book LOL, so he was about to browse to find it before his class started and he got my email appologizing for the lateness of my shipping, and replied

"hey, thanks I 4got I got it, cool, going to toke some more, class starts May something"

turns out the guy is a pothead, and forgot that he ordered the book LOL, so he was about to browse to find it before his class started and he got my email appologizing for the lateness of my shipping, and replied

"hey, thanks I 4got I got it, cool, going to toke some more, class starts May something"
That is lucky and hilarious. Man, he would have been pissed if he'd bought two. Now he can afford more weed.

Never, EVER, do that again!


.......................oh what the hell....


FLUFFLES!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Oh no! Her fluffles have infected you as well! Quickly! The Chuck Norris tears, before he turns com-- y'argh! Fluffles!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I have to write a 15 page research paper comparing and contrasting Beowulf and King Arthur and write a 5 page dialogue of them meeting at the Battle of Stirling. This project has not been started as I have been sick for almost 2 weeks. This project is also due this Friday.

*bursts into tears and weeps for the next few hours*

Beowulf and King Arthur have absolute NOTHING in common! They don't even speak the same type of English.

Beowulf would say:

n worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare

And Arthur would say:

Whan Phebus in the Crabbe had nere hys cours ronne
And toward the leon his journé gan take,
To loke on Pictagoras speere I had begonne,

And then they'd chop eachother's limbs off and bleed to death.

turns out the guy is a pothead, and forgot that he ordered the book LOL, so he was about to browse to find it before his class started and he got my email appologizing for the lateness of my shipping, and replied

"hey, thanks I 4got I got it, cool, going to toke some more, class starts May something"
This is where I say "I told ya so," so I told ya so.:D

Oh no! Her fluffles have infected you as well! Quickly! The Chuck Norris tears, before he turns com-- y'argh! Fluffles!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What are fluffles? :fluffle:

Beowulf and King Arthur have absolute NOTHING in common! They don't even speak the same type of English.

Beowulf would say:

n worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare

And Arthur would say:

Whan Phebus in the Crabbe had nere hys cours ronne
And toward the leon his journé gan take,
To loke on Pictagoras speere I had begonne,

And then they'd chop eachother's limbs off and bleed to death.
Did Beowulf even speak English? I thought he spoke Old German.:confused:

Never, EVER, do that again!


.......................oh what the hell....


FLUFFLES!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

YAY!!! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What are fluffles? :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What are fluffles? :fluffle:

They are FLUFFLES!! -> :fluffle: :fluffle:
Kinda hug things :D

YAY!!! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh no! Her fluffles have infected you as well! Quickly! The Chuck Norris tears, before he turns com-- y'argh! Fluffles!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You should feel thankful for the plethora of fluffles :p
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I believe you fluffers want this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=478371)

You should feel thankful for the plethora of fluffles :p
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"A bit. A bit. We did do the hat....and the nose. But she is a witch."
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hey! i just noticed i have been promoted from lowly 'member' to the slightly better 'sometimes deadly'. woohoo!:D

sorry, had to tell someone :D

I believe you fluffers want this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=478371)
It's still going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

Did Beowulf even speak English? I thought he spoke Old German.:confused:

Beowulf is a poem written in Old English. Which came from the barbarians (ie Visigoths) of what is now Germany.

"A bit. A bit. We did do the hat....and the nose. But she is a witch."
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"This isn't fair at all"
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"A bit. A bit. We did do the hat....and the nose. But she is a witch."
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Monty Python is an accurate portrayal of the English mind.

hey! i just noticed i have been promoted from lowly 'member' to the slightly better 'sometimes deadly'. woohoo!:D

sorry, had to tell someone :D

Wow it takes that many posts?
Might take me a while then...

But Congrats :D

hey! i just noticed i have been promoted from lowly 'member' to the slightly better 'sometimes deadly'. woohoo!:D

sorry, had to tell someone :D
I went from 'member' straight to 'deadly' then to 'superior gamer in the period of 24 hours.:p

Beowulf is a poem written in Old English. Which came from the barbarians (ie Visigoths) of what is now Germany.
Actually, I didn't think it was in Old German either. I thought it was in the parent language of Old English and Old German, but I knew it came from the Gothic tribes and maybe some of the other smaller ones.

"This isn't fair at all"
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"We shall use my largest scales."
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Actually, I didn't think it was in Old German either. I thought it was in the parent language of Old English and Old German, but I knew it came from the Gothic tribes and maybe some of the other smaller ones.

I just told you, it's in :fluffle:Old English:fluffle:.

This is a completely true and indesputable fact. ;)

I just noticed that the wink is shadier than the fluffles.

Monty Python is an accurate portrayal of the English mind.
Yes, I'd surmised as much.;)

Wow it takes that many posts?
Might take me a while then...

But Congrats :D
Unless you're like me and spontaneously post about a hundred posts in one day. Actually, the first day I met you I did that.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I just told you, it's in :fluffle:Old English:fluffle:.

This is a completely true and indesputable fact. ;)

I just noticed that the wink is shadier than the fluffles.
Yes, I heard you. I wasn't disputing it, just stating what I thought. But Old English really isn't too far off from its parent language, so I was close enough. I can't read any of that anyway. :(

"We shall use my largest scales."
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"Who are you who is so wise in the way of science?"
:p

Unless you're like me and spontaneously post about a hundred posts in one day. Actually, the first day I met you I did that.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Was that replys to me, or unrelated to the fact? lol
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"Who are you who is so wise in the way of science?"
:p
Hey! That's my line!:D
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."

Was that replys to me, or unrelated to the fact? lol
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Both, but mostly you. :fluffle:

Yes, I heard you. I wasn't disputing it, just stating what I thought. But Old English really isn't too far off from its parent language, so I was close enough. I can't read any of that anyway. :(

I tried to read it the first time I read it (obviously), failed, and just read the modern English version.

Wasn't that good of a story anyway. People back then had very unsophisticated tastes.

But if you did read it, even just phonetically, which in itself is very difficult, you'll notice how it's very "sound oriented", as in you'll hear the sounds of the story in the speech itself, much like the words "boom" or "screech", but on a much broader scale that applies to the entire poem.

Hey! That's my line!:D
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."

"I am the Dark Knight. Thou shall not pass."

Hey! That's my line!:D
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."

Ahh, I have to watch that movie again :D

"My liege!"

"The Holy Handgrenade and the Killer Bunny."

"Pff, 'tis only a fresh wound."
"Just a flesh wound?! You've got no arms left! What are you going to do, BLEED on me?"
"Take THIS!! And THIS!! Now you have no legs left."
"NNNNOOOOooooo......! Come back...."

"The Holy Handgrenade and the Killer Bunny."

"Pff, 'tis only a fresh wound."
"Just a flesh wound?! You've got no arms left! What are you going to do, BLEED on me?"
"Take THIS!! And THIS!! Now you have no legs left."
"NNNNOOOOooooo......! Come back...."

"That's no ordinary rabbit...It's got nasty sharp pointy teeth" :D

I tried to read it the first time I read it (obviously), failed, and just read the modern English version.

Wasn't that good of a story anyway. People back then had very unsophisticated tastes.

But if you did read it, even just phonetically, which in itself is very difficult, you'll notice how it's very "sound oriented", as in you'll hear the sounds of the story in the speech itself, much like the words "boom" or "screech", but on a much broader scale that applies to the entire poem.
I did try to read it in the original language just to get an idea of what it sounded like, and yes, I did notice the sounds, but I had to read the translated version. It wasn't that bad for an eighth-grader.:p

"I am the Dark Knight. Thou shall not pass."
"So be it." *draws longsword*

Ahh, I have to watch that movie again :D

"My liege!"
I don't: I have the script memorized from two summers ago. :p
"What is your name?"

I don't: I have the script memorized from two summers ago. :p
"What is your name?"

You intentionally memorised it?!? :eek:
I know most of it from watching it over and over :p

"Bedevere, my liege"

"That's no ordinary rabbit...It's got nasty sharp pointy teeth" :D
"It's got razor sharp.... *makes fangs with fingers* It can leap about....*gestures erratically* Look at the bones!"

"It's got razor sharp.... *makes fangs with fingers* It can leap about....*gestures erratically* Look at the bones!"

I love that bit :D

"I am an enchanter...Some call me *dramatic pause* Tim." :D

You intentionally memorised it?!? :eek:
I know most of it from watching it over and over :p

"Bedevere, my liege"
No, I didn't intentionally memorise it! I watched at least once a day every day for the whole summer.
"Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table."

I love that bit :D

"I am an enchanter...Some call me *dramatic pause* Tim." :D
I love the witch bit most. And the Knights Who Say "Ni!"

I love the witch bit most. And the Knights Who Say "Ni!"

"But, there is one problem."
"And what is that, O Knights Who Say Ni?"
"We are now, no longer the Knights Who Say Ni;"
"Ni, Ni, Ni!"
:D

"But, there is one problem."
"And what is that, O Knights Who Say Ni?"
"We are now, no longer the Knights Who Say Ni;"
"Ni, Ni, Ni!"
:D
"Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."
"Did you say shrubberies?"
"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. Shrubberies are my trade. I design, arrange and sell shrubberies."
"Ni!"
"No, no, no, no!"

"Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."
"Did you say shrubberies?"
"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. Shrubberies are my trade. I design, arrange and sell shrubberies."
"Ni!"
"No, no, no, no!"

Have you played the game? :D
You can design your own shrubbery.

Have you played the game? :D
You can design your own shrubbery.
Game? What game?

Game? What game?

The MP & The quest for the holy grail game

The MP & The quest for the holy grail game
Why was I never told about a game!?

Why was I never told about a game!?

Dunno...
It's pretty old tho

Dunno...
It's pretty old tho
I figured, but I still should have heard SOMETHING of it. Oh, well.

You just like hijacking my threads don't you?

Finally, I can use one of the gun smilies!:sniper:
I am good at it.:D
Actually i didn't realise you were in NZ.

Where can I find a copy of this game?

Why was I never told about a game!?
You were deliberately kept out of the loop because of the lack of geekyness you demonstrated by your actions on the evening of february 27th 2002, and by wearing those shoes you wore on that particular day. You know what I'm talking about... ;)

Have a nice day :p

You were deliberately kept out of the loop because of the lack of geekyness you demonstrated by your actions on the evening of february 27th 2002, and by wearing those shoes you wore on that particular day. You know what I'm talking about... ;)

Have a nice day :p
That was so long ago....but I still remember the shoes I had then. Actually, I've still got them here somewhere. Nope, it has nothing to do with that. Try another conspiracy theory.

That was so long ago....but I still remember the shoes I had then. Actually, I've still got them here somewhere. Nope, it has nothing to do with that. Try another conspiracy theory.
*Sigh*
Fine your location was and is against you ever knowing how cool the game was!

*Sigh*
Fine your location was and is against you ever knowing how cool the game was!
How is that exactly?

That was so long ago....but I still remember the shoes I had then. Actually, I've still got them here somewhere. Nope, it has nothing to do with that. Try another conspiracy theory.
Ah, but you have to look at the shoes in the light of the events of the day - or more precisely, the events that unfolded between 7:43 PM and 2:39 AM, involving a small albino penguin. Then it will all make sense, I'm sure. :p
And remember, there is no Conspiracy! Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

How is that exactly?
Don't ask me, i don't know what you are all talking about.

yea everything sux lol:sniper:

Don't ask me, i don't know what you are all talking about.
You said some nonsense about my location preventing me from knowing about the game. But frankly I think you're full of s**t.

Yay!
Conspiracy :D

Yay!
Conspiracy :D
You never answered the other guy's question.

Where can I find a copy of this game?

Don't know. Like I said to FD, it's pretty old, so you may have to try to get it second-hand...

You never answered the other guy's question.

Happy now?:p

You said some nonsense about my location preventing me from knowing about the game. But frankly I think you're full of s**t.
Full of salt?:confused:

Yay!
Conspiracy :D
There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)

Happy now?:p
Yes.

You said some nonsense about my location preventing me from knowing about the game. But frankly I think you're full of s**t.
Go on and prove it then!

There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)

Right :) Hey! I started the conspiracy!

Full of salt?:confused:


There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)
Not necessarily. I've been part of a conspiracy without realizing it before.

Yes.

Good :fluffle:

Good :fluffle:
Yes, it is.:fluffle:

Not necessarily. I've been part of a conspiracy without realizing it before.
Exactly! :D Fnord

Full of salt?:confused:


There is no conspiracy! :eek: And if you were a part of the Conspiracy, you would know that there was no Conspiracy. So there! ;)
No i am full of silt, i slipped in a mud bath today.:(

No i am full of silt, i slipped in a mud bath today.:(
See, that's what happens when you try to pass yourself off as Eutrusca. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10846682&postcount=1) :p

See, that's what happens when you try to pass yourself off as Eutrusca. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10846682&postcount=1) :p
Heh i even acted like i had a dicky hip like him and when i was singing the National anthem i slipped on the soap.:(

Heh i even acted like i had a dicky hip like him and when i was singing the National anthem i slipped on the soap.:(
Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p

Exactly! :D Fnord
Care to share why you randomly say "exactly"?

Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p
LOL

Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p

That's what you get when you don't touch yourself enough at night.

That's what you get when you don't touch yourself enough at night.
And that's the moral of the story, little boys and girls.;)

Beowulf and King Arthur have absolute NOTHING in common! They don't even speak the same type of English.

Beowulf would say:

n worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare

And Arthur would say:

Whan Phebus in the Crabbe had nere hys cours ronne
And toward the leon his journé gan take,
To loke on Pictagoras speere I had begonne,

And then they'd chop eachother's limbs off and bleed to death.


Now you know why I'm crying...

Now you know why I'm crying...
Because you don't speak Old English or Middle English and the dialogue is due tomorrow but you haven't started yet?

Tomorrow is in exactly 30 minutes - eastern time.

Care to share why you randomly say "exactly"?
Oh don't you worry - it is not at all "randomly (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/32/Hahavoices.jpg)". ;)

Fnord

Getting prostate cancer at 22 must really stink... :p
If you got on MOBRA you'd see how funny that actually is.;)

Oh don't you worry - it is not at all "randomly (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/32/Hahavoices.jpg)". ;)

Fnord
Lies! They never say we aren't crazy, just that we are "eccentric." Yes...eccentric. That's what we are. Eccentric.

This should make you feel happy:

I found my hat.

woopdeedoo! :p:D

This should make you feel happy:

I found my hat.
*Cue theme from Indiana Jones*

This should make you feel happy:

I found my hat.
CHAIRMAN:
...Which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
HARRY:
That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy.

*Cue theme from Indiana Jones*
Which one?:confused: ;)