NationStates Jolt Archive


General Forum Relationships

Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:16
As you may or may not know, there are many relationships between Generalites on here. So let me ask you, if you are having a relationship with another Generalite on here, did you meet in real life or on here?
Sdaeriji
26-04-2006, 03:17
Me and Naliitr have been a couple for about three months now. But I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
Lacadaemon
26-04-2006, 03:19
Me and Naliitr have been a couple for about three months now. But I'm not supposed to tell anyone.

Way to ruin the suspense.

Now it's ruined. Ruined!!!!!
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
26-04-2006, 03:20
I have an intimate relationship with Peachland. But she doesn't know it.
Smunkeeville
26-04-2006, 03:21
I am having a relationship of a.... sexual nature with a NSer.

:D
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:22
Me and Naliitr have been a couple for about three months now. But I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
WHAT?!?! I broke up with the last internet girlfriend I had last december. And please tell me your a girl... Because if not, that statement is very gay.
Sdaeriji
26-04-2006, 03:24
WHAT?!?! I broke up with the last internet girlfriend I had last december. And pleae tell me your a girl... Because if not, that statement is very gay.

I'll tell you anything you want, sweetie.
Nadkor
26-04-2006, 03:24
I'm having a relationship with someone from NS General. Her name is Nadkor.
Sdaeriji
26-04-2006, 03:24
Way to ruin the suspense.

Now it's ruined. Ruined!!!!!

Yeah. I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore.

On a more serious note, I wish I were having a relationship with Aerou. I am madly in love with that girl.
Smunkeeville
26-04-2006, 03:25
I'm having a relationship with someone from NS General. Her name is Nadkor.
you two still getting along well?
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:26
No. Any takers?
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:26
I'll tell you anything you want, sweetie.
AHH!!! *Runs away*
Pantygraigwen
26-04-2006, 03:27
I'm having a relationship with someone from NS General. Her name is Nadkor.

You beat me to the joke. Dammit. Mind you, i'm having a life long relationship with a regular feature of this board - excessive alcohol consumption :)
Nadkor
26-04-2006, 03:27
you two still getting along well?
We have our ups and downs, but it should last a while yet.
Smunkeeville
26-04-2006, 03:28
We have our ups and downs, but it should last a while yet.
I have been praying that things work out for you. ;)
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:28
No. Any takers?
May I see a picture?
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 03:29
No. Any takers?

I thought you were with Ivia? Oh well, I'll take you! :p
Nadkor
26-04-2006, 03:30
I have been praying that things work out for you. ;)
I'm sure the Lord will bless us and keep us well :p
Smunkeeville
26-04-2006, 03:30
I'm sure the Lord will bless us and keep us well :p
I sure hope so. :D
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:36
May I see a picture?

well, let's see here...
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/silly.jpg
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:37
I thought you were with Ivia? Oh well, I'll take you! :p

Turns out it's platonic.
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:38
well, let's see here...
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/silly.jpg
Ooo. Yes please!
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:39
I thought you were with Ivia? Oh well, I'll take you! :p

Sweet!
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:40
Ooo. Yes please!

Double sweet!
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 03:42
Sweet!

YAY! Move over, Asbena. Ilie and I are in a relationship now. :D
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:46
YAY! Move over, Asbena. Ilie and I are in a relationship now. :D

w00p w00p
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:52
YAY! Move over, Asbena. Ilie and I are in a relationship now. :D
No. You move over. It's me and Ilie. Not you and Ilie.
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:53
No. You move over. It's me and Ilie. Not you and Ilie.

Come on guys, what about a compromise here?
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 03:54
Come on guys, what about a compromise here?

Nope. I claimed you first. Tell him to get back in line!
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 03:54
Come on guys, what about a compromise here?
Actually, Lada is girl. I'm the only guy aiming for your courtship.
Ilie
26-04-2006, 03:58
Actually, Lada is girl. I'm the only guy aiming for your courtship.

What makes you think I prefer one over the other? Besides, she's pretty cute. I don't see any pictures of you...
Poinginoh
26-04-2006, 03:59
You could agree on a threesome! That way everybody gets some and everyone is happy. :) :fluffle:
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 04:00
Actually, Lada is girl. I'm the only guy aiming for your courtship.

What's that got to do with anything? Are you discriminating against me because I'm a girl? :eek:
Naliitr
26-04-2006, 04:03
What makes you think I prefer one over the other? Besides, she's pretty cute. I don't see any pictures of you...
Umm....

What's that got to do with anything? Are you discriminating against me because I'm a girl?
No, I just didn't think Ilie was a lesbian... or bi.
DrunkenDove
26-04-2006, 04:03
What's that got to do with anything? Are you discriminating against me because I'm a girl? :eek:

But of course. Back into your kitchen! There's lots of cooking and cleaning to be done.
Ilie
26-04-2006, 04:10
I guess my point was that since these "relationships" are entirely cerebral (as in, not real life) gender would be no issue.
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 04:22
But of course. Back into your kitchen! There's lots of cooking and cleaning to be done.

Is that how you're going to treat me? After all we've been though? FINE! I'll cook so much food for you that your stomach will explode, and I'll make your house so clean that just touching a germ will kill you! :eek:
DrunkenDove
26-04-2006, 04:25
Is that how you're going to treat me? After all we've been though? FINE! I'll cook so much food for you that your stomach will explode, and I'll make your house so clean that just touching a germ will kill you! :eek:

Ah, the best sort of revenge is ironic revenge.
Secluded Islands
26-04-2006, 04:26
i want a relationship with another generalite...:(
Dobbsworld
26-04-2006, 04:26
Let's all just get married or something. It'd probably work.
Poinginoh
26-04-2006, 04:31
i want a relationship with another generalite...:(
So would I. Are you male or female? And do you have a pic?
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 04:31
Ah, the best sort of revenge is ironic revenge.
Of course. I'm good at those.

And Secluded Islands, I'll marry you too! Hell, why don't I just marry everybody? :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-04-2006, 04:36
Ah, the best sort of revenge is ironic revenge.
I thought the best revenge was to shove a spear through someone's anus until it emerged through their mouth, hang them from the parrapets of a castle, and then keep making that stupid pun about "having a stick up one's ass."
Secluded Islands
26-04-2006, 04:37
So would I. Are you male or female? And do you have a pic?

male, and i am uber sexy, but no i dont have a pic. so you will jsut have to trust me...:p
Secluded Islands
26-04-2006, 04:38
And Secluded Islands, I'll marry you too! Hell, why don't I just marry everybody? :p

:D OOO! i accept! *marrys ladamesansmerci*
Ladamesansmerci
26-04-2006, 04:40
:D OOO! i accept! *marrys ladamesansmerci*

wow, one more husband and one more relationship with Ilie. Not a bad day of work. :p
Secluded Islands
26-04-2006, 04:50
wow, one more husband and one more relationship with Ilie. Not a bad day of work. :p

:p your very popular...
Pure Metal
26-04-2006, 10:14
As you may or may not know, there are many relationships between Generalites on here. So let me ask you, if you are having a relationship with another Generalite on here, did you meet in real life or on here?
met on here in the game/via TG, got interested in each other via this place and another forum, moved onto msn, and eventually met up IRL after a number of months :)
Kyronea
26-04-2006, 10:46
Actually, I'm working on this new law that would apply in all countries that basically states all NS Generalites are henceforth married to each other.
Harlesburg
26-04-2006, 10:57
I'm stalking Peisandros but they don't know it...
Kamsaki
26-04-2006, 11:03
I thought the best revenge was to shove a spear through someone's anus until it emerged through their mouth, hang them from the parrapets of a castle, and then keep making that stupid pun about "having a stick up one's ass."
Sounds pretty ironic to me.
Iztatepopotla
26-04-2006, 11:10
I thought the best revenge was to shove a spear through someone's anus until it emerged through their mouth, hang them from the parrapets of a castle, and then keep making that stupid pun about "having a stick up one's ass."
No, no. A spear is too sharp, it would go through too easily. What you want is a a not very sharp point, shove it up the anus, and place it upright. As days go by the body's own weight will drive the stick further up, slowly compressing and rupturing internal organs. If done well the fun can last for up to a week.

Anyway, no, I don't want a relationship with a generalite. Way to ruin the fun.
Laerod
26-04-2006, 12:42
On a more serious note, I wish I were having a relationship with Aerou. I am madly in love with that girl.Become unfaithful to Sinuhue, have we :p
Big Jim P
26-04-2006, 14:36
Hey, I married a generalite IRL. 10 mos and counbting:eek:
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 15:30
Hey, I married a generalite IRL. 10 mos and counbting:eek:
And I was just about to say it had been done, and here you are to prove my point
Big Jim P
26-04-2006, 15:31
And I was just about to say it had been done, and here you are to prove my point

*bows* Happy to serve as an example.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 15:31
None of them worked out. Naliitr didn't love me, he was only using me for sex. Smunkee kept cheating on me (with her 'husband' or some bullshit). PM kept lying about stuff, so I dumped him. And I can't even spell Avar... whatever it is.

On the plus side, I've figured out a way to stalk both Eutrusca and Ladamesansmerci at the same time. Go me. ;)
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 15:40
Ill also add, PM and Glitzy met through NS and are dating in real life
Add drama queen, I mean paratoga and whats his face.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 16:09
Ill also add, PM and Glitzy met through NS and are dating in real life
Add drama queen, I mean paratoga and whats his face.
Plus Kat and her fiancé (whose NS name I've forgotten). I think they met either on NS or somewhere else on the internet a couple of years back.
Ilie
26-04-2006, 16:11
We practically ARE all married, for the amount of time and energy we put into NS General. And tender loving care...and caresses...hmm.
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 16:17
I'm for sale if anyone wants me.
Ilie
26-04-2006, 16:19
I'm for sale if anyone wants me.

Let's see the merchandise. How much of a markdown are you?
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 16:23
I'm for sale if anyone wants me.
Ill give you this stale twistie I found behind my bed, and I also have some toe jam ill throw in
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 16:27
On a more serious note, I wish I were having a relationship with Aerou. I am madly in love with that girl.
Smart chicks are so hot, it probably helps that she is hot anyway :p
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 16:27
Let's see the merchandise. How much of a markdown are you?

Here we go.

No markdown, i'm up for auction. No reserve price.
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8075/ooh2lx.jpg

Ill give you this stale twistie I found behind my bed, and I also have some toe jam ill throw in

Can anyone top a stale twistie and toejam?
Potarius
26-04-2006, 16:29
-snip-

Whooooa. That mirror can make you dizzy if you don't look at it right.

Edit: Wait a minute. Is that a mirror, or is that a pic of a pic of you in your room? Okay, I think I need to eat something before I start some serious thinking...
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 16:40
Whooooa. That mirror can make you dizzy if you don't look at it right.

Edit: Wait a minute. Is that a mirror, or is that a pic of a pic of you in your room? Okay, I think I need to eat something before I start some serious thinking...

It's a mirror.
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 16:43
Can anyone top a stale twistie and toejam?
going once?
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 16:48
going once?

This auction sucks.
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 16:48
It's a mirror.
I thought it was one of your cloned slaves, which are slowly taking over the world.
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 16:51
This auction sucks.
maybe you should have put a reserve on it :p
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:02
maybe you should have put a reserve on it :p

I changed the picture to attract more attention.
Laerod
26-04-2006, 17:03
I changed the picture to attract more attention.You've got some gray navel fluff...
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:05
You've got some gray navel fluff...

Yeah, I know! And just think; you haven't seen the other side. I could be yours today if you're willing to top the bid of a stale twistie and toe jam!
Laerod
26-04-2006, 17:06
Yeah, I know! And just think; you haven't seen the other side. I could be yours today if you're willing to top the bid of a stale twistie and toe jam!I'll top it with a TG! :D
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:06
I changed the picture to attract more attention.
Alittle optimistic arnt you, its longer then your leg
Erastide
26-04-2006, 17:07
I changed the picture to attract more attention.
Noo...... bring back nice picture
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:07
I'll top it with a TG! :D

Ooooooooooh.

Alittle optimistic arnt you, its longer then your leg

And that's only my scrotum.
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:08
Noo...... bring back nice picture

What nice picture? I have no idea what you're talking about. >.> <.<


:p
Kreitzmoorland
26-04-2006, 17:18
Yeah, I know! And just think; you haven't seen the other side. I could be yours today if you're willing to top the bid of a stale twistie and toe jam!I'll bid some tasty cupcakes
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/maayan009/01cc46a4.jpg
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:20
For Kanabia I offer a Canadian nickel I found under my bed, some dirty strips of linen, and two stalkers to add to his collection.


What? You mean to say you don't have a stalker collection? I could have sworn I wasn't the only one...
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:20
I'll bid some tasty cupcakes


Ooh, that's the winner so far.

Going once...
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:21
I'll bid some tasty cupcakes
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/maayan009/01cc46a4.jpg
Me wants! /steal/ (the cupcakes, fools :P)
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:21
For Kanabia I offer a Canadian nickel I found under my bed, some dirty strips of linen, and two stalkers to add to his collection.


What? You mean to say you don't have a stalker collection? I could have sworn I wasn't the only one...

Wait, so...you've been stalking me while i've been stalking you? That's a bit counterproductive, isn't it?

Or maybe not. Hmm.
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:22
I'll bid some tasty cupcakes
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/maayan009/01cc46a4.jpg
I dont know if I can match that but ill go with a expired half used tin of whipped cream
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:23
As you may or may not know, there are many relationships between Generalites on here. So let me ask you, if you are having a relationship with another Generalite on here, did you meet in real life or on here?
Which one? :D
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:25
Wait, so...you've been stalking me while i've been stalking you? That's a bit counterproductive, isn't it?

Or maybe not. Hmm.
Well, it provides a good way to pass the time. Even if we were going in circles most of the way. :p Cupcake? /offers plate stolen from what's-her-face/
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:26
Which one? :D
you hussy:p
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:26
Which one? :D
The third one on the left, in the orange tanktop? Or is that the second from right with the weird glasses?
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:26
Well, it provides a good way to pass the time. Even if we were going in circles most of the way. :p Cupcake? /offers plate stolen from what's-her-face/

Ooh, yes please. I'll trade it for this expired half used tin of whipped cream I swiped from what's-his-name when he wasn't looking.
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:28
Actually, I'm working on this new law that would apply in all countries that basically states all NS Generalites are henceforth married to each other.
Kewl!

Oh, wait ... does that mean I'm married to Fass now??? :eek:
Kreitzmoorland
26-04-2006, 17:29
Well, it provides a good way to pass the time. Even if we were going in circles most of the way. :p Cupcake? /offers plate stolen from what's-her-face/Those are the arsenic-enfused cupcake-decoys I use for display.

The real ones are in a secure location, permanently innaccesible to those who do not recall my name properly.

Also FC, I think I've got kanabia for sure if that's the best you can do.
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:29
you hussy:p
LOL I may be a perv, but I'm damned good at it! :D

PERVOID POWER!!!
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:30
Those are the arsenic-enfused cupcake-decoys I use for display.

*slowly puts cupcake down just as it was about to enter his mouth*

*pockets it for a later insidious use*

:D
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:31
Ooh, yes please. I'll trade it for this expired half used tin of whipped cream I swiped from what's-his-name when he wasn't looking.
/hands you the arsenic-filled cupcakes/ Enjoy.

/points at something beyond Kreitzmoorland/ Look! Angels, and they're giving out free bacon! /steals the "real" cupcakes while her attention is diverted/

What? It worked on TV...
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:32
damnit where is my whipped cream? I have a lady coming over and I might have a chance to use the rest of it.
Kreitzmoorland
26-04-2006, 17:33
bacon isn't kosher, providing no distraction whatsoever. foiled again.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:33
*pockets it for a later insidious use*
Dude. Do you know how messy your pocket will get from that cupcake melting in the hot Australian sun of late summer/early autumn? Try resealable bags, the way I do. /nods/

/stuffs a resealable bagful of cupcakes into pocket/
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:33
Also FC, I think I've got kanabia for sure if that's the best you can do.
Your loss :p
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:34
/hands you the arsenic-filled cupcakes/ Enjoy.

*pockets those too*

/points at something beyond Kreitzmoorland/ Look! Angels, and they're giving out free bacon! /steals the "real" cupcakes while her attention is diverted/

What? It worked on TV...

I don't know if the reason I find that hilarious is the same reason you do, but I laughed anyway.
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:34
damnit where is my whipped cream? I have a lady coming over and I might have a chance to use the rest of it.
Never use it, myself. Spoils the "natural taste." :D
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:36
-blah blah blah giving out free bacon! blah blah blah-



mmm bacon
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:37
Dude. Do you know how messy your pocket will get from that cupcake melting in the hot Australian sun of late summer/early autumn? Try resealable bags, the way I do. /nods/

/stuffs a resealable bagful of cupcakes into pocket/

Hmm, fair point. I am indebted to you, sir.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:38
bacon isn't kosher, providing no distraction whatsoever. foiled again.
Damn. This looks like a job for the uber death-ray tazer of DOOM. /tasers/ ...and its companions the Troupe of Yodeling Spider Monkeys. /noise pollution!/

That, or I can feed the arsenic cupcakes to your cat, if you have one, or any other domesticated animal, if you don't have a cat (thus making it impossible for me to choke it with cream). Maybe that'll cause you to break down and tell me where you've hidden the map to the buried treasure.
Laerod
26-04-2006, 17:40
Never use it, myself. Spoils the "natural taste." :DEut, some parts on a woman just weren't meant for eatin'...
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:40
Damn. This looks like a job for the uber death-ray tazer of DOOM. /tasers/ ...and its companions the Troupe of Yodeling Spider Monkeys. /noise pollution!/

That, or I can feed the arsenic cupcakes to your cat, if you have one, or any other domesticated animal, if you don't have a cat (thus making it impossible for me to choke it with cream). Maybe that'll cause you to break down and tell me where you've hidden the map to the buried treasure.

Why bother with the map? Just get her to give you the treasure. Pfft.
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:41
Eut, some parts on a woman just weren't meant for eatin'...

True. Elbows are far too gristly, and the ears are a little tasteless.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:42
I don't know if the reason I find that hilarious is the same reason you do, but I laughed anyway.
I never said I found this hilarious! Look, I'm keeping a straight face! :rolleyes: <-- See?
Hmm, fair point. I am indebted to you, sir.
Good. In return I expect your bank account number and personal ID, car keys, airline miles, and post count. Pronto. Or else I'll subject you to the Uber Death Ray ... oh, whatever it was, and the Troupe of Yodeling Spider Monkeys. /flies off in cape/
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:43
Never use it, myself. Spoils the "natural taste." :D
some of the natural tastes could use alittle garnish :cool:
Laerod
26-04-2006, 17:43
True. Elbows are far too gristly, and the ears are a little tasteless.And that's when whipped cream (or honey, or Nutella) comes in! :D
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:45
Why bother with the map? Just get her to give you the treasure. Pfft.
Yes, but for all I know it'll be poisoned as well, seep into my skin, and cause me to die prematurely and/or spend it all to regenerate in the hospital. With a map I'll have time to put on my gloves and perform all the necessary tests before carting it off and selling it at double value to unsuspecting Americans.

True. Elbows are far too gristly, and the ears are a little tasteless.
And I've always felt that the liver and large intestine tasted a little bit funny... faintly too bitter for my taste. But it could be just me.
Kreitzmoorland
26-04-2006, 17:45
And that's when whipped cream (or honey, or Nutella) comes in!
Zitat von Kanabia!!!

How'dya do that!?
Laerod
26-04-2006, 17:47
Zitat von Kanabia!!!

How'dya do that!?Change your forum settings to German in your profile.
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:49
Eut, some parts on a woman just weren't meant for eatin'...
There are??? :eek:

WHERE? :D
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 17:50
Good. In return I expect your bank account number and personal ID, car keys, airline miles, and post count. Pronto. Or else I'll subject you to the Uber Death Ray ... oh, whatever it was, and the Troupe of Yodeling Spider Monkeys. /flies off in cape/
Heh, jokes on you - all of those things are worthless! (and I don't have a car. :p)

And that's when whipped cream (or honey, or Nutella) comes in! :D

You could have a lot of fun with nutella in particular.

Yes, but for all I know it'll be poisoned as well, seep into my skin, and cause me to die prematurely and/or spend it all to regenerate in the hospital. With a map I'll have time to put on my gloves and perform all the necessary tests before carting it off and selling it at double value to unsuspecting Americans.

Gloves? Pfft. Silly Czardas. That's what slave monkeys like Laerod are good for.

And I've always felt that the liver and large intestine tasted a little bit funny... faintly too bitter for my taste. But it could be just me.

True, although the liver is tasty when dried, salted and served as a sort of jerky.
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:50
True. Elbows are far too gristly, and the ears are a little tasteless.
Mah MAN! [ high fives! ] :D
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 17:51
some of the natural tastes could use alittle garnish :cool:
Uh ... not the women I date! :D

Can you say "nectar of the gods," boys and girls? :D
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 17:54
Kanabia I bow to your superior insomnia.

you poor bastard
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:56
Gloves? Pfft. Silly Czardas. That's what slave monkeys like Laerod are good for.
Yeah, but Laerod's too busy being a footrest and ... Where did you get that keyboard?! Bad slave! BAD! /submits Lae to the Fires of Hell and the Tortures of Doom/



True, although the liver is tasty when dried, salted and served as a sort of jerky.
I've never had it that way... but I have tried it stir-fried, breaded, and heavily peppered. Not bad at all, I must say.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 17:58
There are??? :eek:

WHERE? :D
The colon, intestines, kneecaps, and kidneys come to mind...
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 18:00
Kanabia I bow to your superior insomnia

Mwahahahaha!

....actually, I haven't "slept" properly since Saturday night. Is it obvious? :p
Secluded Islands
26-04-2006, 18:00
The colon, intestines, kneecaps, and kidneys come to mind...

tastes good with some sweet n' spicy sauce...
Findecano Calaelen
26-04-2006, 18:01
The colon, intestines, kneecaps, and kidneys come to mind...
and bones are far too useful for making tools.
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:02
The colon, intestines, kneecaps, and kidneys come to mind...
Uh ... I don't know what YOU do in the privacy of your own bedroom, but in mine none of those parts ever arise as possibilities! :eek:
Laerod
26-04-2006, 18:05
There are??? :eek:

WHERE? :DLessee, nipples. I'm sure no woman would forgive you for biting hard enough to properly taste something. ;)
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 18:05
Uh ... I don't know what YOU do in the privacy of your own bedroom, but in mine none of those parts ever arise as possibilities! :eek:

Oh, broaden your mind. Learn to experiment a little, it'll work wonders.

:p
Czardas
26-04-2006, 18:05
and bones are far too useful for making tools.
Well, yeah, but we're talking about eating here. Not making tools. Unless you eat tools.

Er.... that came out wrong. Meh.

Uh ... I don't know what YOU do in the privacy of your own bedroom, but in mine none of those parts ever arise as possibilities! :eek:
A pity. You're missing all of the cardiovascular and nervous systems that way. I get to chew on tasty arteries and drink spinal fluid. /nods/
Laerod
26-04-2006, 18:05
Uh ... I don't know what YOU do in the privacy of your own bedroom, but in mine none of those parts ever arise as possibilities! :eek:That's because you've never had them with whipped cream! :D
Czardas
26-04-2006, 18:07
That's because you've never had them with whipped cream! :D
Or nutella... or liquid marzipan... or spinal fluid... or blood... or antifreeze... (well, maybe not...)
Kanabia
26-04-2006, 18:07
drink spinal fluid.

Drink it? Egads man, you're supposed to let it dry out and smoke the powder.
Czardas
26-04-2006, 18:08
Drink it? Egads man, you're supposed to let it dry out and smoke the powder.
I do that, too, but strangely I don't get as much of a high as I do from acid nude bungee jumping in Antarctica. I wonder why...
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:08
Oh, broaden your mind. Learn to experiment a little, it'll work wonders.

:p
Heh! Son, if I did any more "experimentation" they would have to create an entirely new category in the Guiness Book of World Records. :p
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:09
That's because you've never had them with whipped cream! :D
Heh! And never intend to either! :eek:
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:10
Lessee, nipples. I'm sure no woman would forgive you for biting hard enough to properly taste something. ;)
They taste quite good enough when you just kinda nibble. :D
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:12
and bones are far too useful for making tools.
[ Oh man! What I could do with THAT one! But the Mods forbid. Sigh. ] :D
Laerod
26-04-2006, 18:16
They taste quite good enough when you just kinda nibble. :DBut you must remember, proper whipped cream is refrigerated, meaning it will be cold...:D
Czardas
26-04-2006, 18:17
Heh! Son, if I did any more "experimentation" they would have to create an entirely new category in the Guiness Book of World Records. :p
They'd already have that category if it weren't for the fact that kids read that book too. For instance, there was 26-year-old /name deleted/ from Czechoslovakia who was jailed for killing 15 of her partners from sexual overactivity.

Don't ask me how I know these things. ;)
Laerod
26-04-2006, 18:18
Don't ask me how I know these things. ;)Okay, who told you?
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:19
But you must remember, proper whipped cream is refrigerated, meaning it will be cold...:D
Hah! I've never had to depend on "cold" to make them puppies stand up! :D
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:21
They'd already have that category if it weren't for the fact that kids read that book too. For instance, there was 26-year-old /name deleted/ from Czechoslovakia who was jailed for killing 15 of her partners from sexual overactivity.
Is she out yet? Where does she live? What does she look like? Is she still available? Does she have a sister?
Czardas
26-04-2006, 18:23
Okay, who told you?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Is she out yet? Where does she live? What does she look like? Is she still available? Does she have a sister?
No. In jail. I don't know. I doubt it. Not that I know of.

Does that help?
Eutrusca
26-04-2006, 18:24
No. In jail. I don't know. I doubt it. Not that I know of.

Does that help?
No. :p :(