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Kevin Ferderline marrying Britney Spears wasn't great. Britney Spears an Ferderline reproducing is bad. But it gets worse - they are reproducing again seven months after the first child which they couldn't raise. Does any other celebrity get this much press coverage for fucking up as a parent? I think not. Hell, I think Angelina Jolie's kids get less coverage than this.

I suggest, no, I demand both Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline be sterilized - Ferderline twice.

Kevin Ferderline marrying Britney Spears wasn't great. Britney Spears an Ferderline reproducing is bad. But it gets worse - they are reproducing again seven months after the first child which they couldn't raise. Does anyone get this much press coverage for fucking up as a parent? I think not.

I suggest, no, I demand both Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline be sterilized - Ferderline twice.

Why?

Why?
Ferderline should be sterilized twice because there is no guarantee the first one will go through, and he needs to stop polluting the gene pool.

I suppose we'll learn something if their kids end up in Special Ed. :D

Kevin Ferderline marrying Britney Spears wasn't great. Britney Spears an Ferderline reproducing is bad. But it gets worse - they are reproducing again seven months after the first child which they couldn't raise. Does any other celebrity get this much press coverage for fucking up as a parent? I think not. Hell, I think Angelina Jolie's kids get less coverage than this.

I suggest, no, I demand both Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline be sterilized - Ferderline twice.

she's a dumbass and he's a bum.

*shrug*

She picked him.

Ferderline should be sterilized twice because there is no guarantee the first one will go through, and he needs to stop polluting the gene pool.

No, i mean, why any of it? I can understand rage at some pointless celebrities fame and money (although, you know, no one can argue with the might that was Spears' "Toxic", no one). But aside from that, they seem an inoffensive, somewhat dopey pair of no brain "more money than sense" one step above trailer trash kids.

It's not like they are Phil Collins or anything, so i don't see any basis for the rage.

They lady who killed her kids in the bathtub comes to mind.. but yeah.. hillbillies with money.. I can picture it now: pleather onezies.. :eek:

Exactly, we need to sterilize super sperm, moocher-of-the-stars Ferderline and Britney Spears who somehow seems to get more and more trailer trashy the older and richer she becomes. This is the kind of reproduction should not be done.

If it were up to me, most straight people wouldn't be allowed to procreate, but fortunately for us, it's not up to me, and, well, I'm not that insane. People can breed, what do I care.

The whole Sheen family and the Baldwins come to mind as celebrity parental screw ups.

The whole Sheen family and the Baldwins come to mind as celebrity parental screw ups.

Are you dissing President Jed Bartlett?

Shame on you!

And why parental screw ups? Charles and Emilio are very rich in their own right, so they took the odd (times 1000) drug, so Charlie screwed the odd (times 1000) hooker? Wouldn't you have?

I don't blame Martin for that myself.

we all know that thier child has hooves and they are just covering up the mutation

The whole Sheen family and the Baldwins come to mind as celebrity parental screw ups.

What, the Jackson family doesn't get a mention?

Maybe their next kid will discover the cure to Parkinson's Disease or something.

Kevin Ferderline marrying Britney Spears wasn't great. Britney Spears an Ferderline reproducing is bad. But it gets worse - they are reproducing again seven months after the first child which they couldn't raise. Does any other celebrity get this much press coverage for fucking up as a parent? I think not. Hell, I think Angelina Jolie's kids get less coverage than this.

I suggest, no, I demand both Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline be sterilized - Ferderline twice.
Michael Jackson?

Kevin Ferderline marrying Britney Spears wasn't great. Britney Spears an Ferderline reproducing is bad. But it gets worse - they are reproducing again seven months after the first child which they couldn't raise. Does any other celebrity get this much press coverage for fucking up as a parent? I think not. Hell, I think Angelina Jolie's kids get less coverage than this.

I suggest, no, I demand both Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline be sterilized - Ferderline twice.

wait wait wait...what's happening to the first child? They can't raise the first child? I don't pay attention to celebrity gossip, so what's up with the baby?

wait wait wait...what's happening to the first child? They can't raise the first child? I don't pay attention to celebrity gossip, so what's up with the baby?
driving blahblah front seat blah baby s head falls off

If it were up to me, most straight people wouldn't be allowed to procreate, but fortunately for us, it's not up to me, and, well, I'm not that insane. People can breed, what do I care.

There's a line from a movie: "You need a license to have a dog. You need a license to drive a car. You even need a license to catch a fish. But any butt-reaming asshole can be a father."

I don't remember the movie, but I believe it was said by Keanu Reeves. Good quote anyway. *nod

Michael Jackson?
the crock guy almost fed his kid to a crock

I jut fond a picture of them:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060222/060222_britneykevin_vmed_1p.widec.jpg

They're perfect for eachother! He looks like he has to pay for sex and she looks like she gets paid for sex. :p

She looks like a cum dumpster and he looks like he lives behind a dumpster. Yup, perfect.

Oh, and those are fake jeans! I don't believe for one second he actually earned those jeans! They're store-bought! :mad:

He probably buys his shirts pre-sweat stained at Hot Topic, or formerly Hot Topic, now has them custom sweat stained just for him.

What, the Jackson family doesn't get a mention?
The Jacksons are dysfunctional? :eek: Not the Jacksons, they seem so normal to me.



Thanks to Dennis Leary for this one - and they do buy each other new heads for Christmas, as far as I can tell :D

The Jacksons are dysfunctional? :eek: Not the Jacksons, they seem so normal to me.



Thanks to Dennis Leary for this one - and they do buy each other new heads for Christmas, as far as I can tell :D

Yeah well, remember when your brother shot you in the head with an arrow? Remember how painful it was?

NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO ME!

I don't think he can lecture about functionality in families ;)

The people I live with have stated, and I agree, that you really should have to get a permit to breed. If I've learned nothing else from studying nature, it's that reproduction is, and always has been, a privelidge, not a right.

Scary where that train of thought'll lead you, but you can't tell me it has no basis in fact.

Edit: To the above poster: Remember, that speech came from the premise "every celebrity comes from a dysfunctional family!"

It's not like they are Phil Collins or anything, so i don't see any basis for the rage.
What is with you and Phil Collins? He's a good singer.

As for the original poster: What, should we now randomly decide who may breed and who may not? Why not just skip all of the slippery slope stuff, go right to test tube babies completely, and while we're at it put everyone on soma.

What is with you and Phil Collins? He's a good singer

He's not. He's a talentless, ugly dwarf.

And he dumped his wife by fax.

He's not. He's a talentless, ugly dwarf.

And he dumped his wife by fax.
Well...I enjoy his singing. >_>

Well...I enjoy his singing. >_>

So be it.

He still dumped his wife by fax though, sorry, thats just heartless and wrong (the same wife he made a fortune writing love songs to).

So be it.

He still dumped his wife by fax though, sorry, thats just heartless and wrong (the same wife he made a fortune writing love songs to).
I don't see why the personal life of a singer should matter to anyone except whom it directly affects. Or, for that matter, the personal life of any other celebrity. And the personal lives of politicians. Sheesh. Mind your own fucking business, people.

Eugenics has such a bad rap. :D

I don't see why the personal life of a singer should matter to anyone except whom it directly affects. Or, for that matter, the personal life of any other celebrity. And the personal lives of politicians. Sheesh. Mind your own fucking business, people.

It only matters when you DON'T LIKE THEM.

God, haven't you taken "Rampant Hypocrisy 101"? Everyone else on NS has...

It only matters when you DON'T LIKE THEM.

God, haven't you taken "Rampant Hypocrisy 101"? Everyone else on NS has...
Must've missed that course when I enrolled in NS General...

I really don't see why anybody cares what these people do. Ya ya ya, they're probably gonna be shit parents, so are thousands or other people, and I don't give much of a crap about any one of them in particular either.

Must've missed that course when I enrolled in NS General...

Ah, it's a cracker. Follows on from "Pedantry (advanced)" and "Closed Minded Belligerence For Beginners"

Why can't we just let them breed in peace? Who honestly cares? Next you'll be sayingf that Jews shouldn't breed.

Oh no, discriminating based upon race would be stupid. Now, discriminating based upon intelligence that's perfectly reasonable!

License people for kids, just like cars. Because if you screw up a kid the damage is incalcuable.

As for the original poster: What, should we now randomly decide who may breed and who may not? Why not just skip all of the slippery slope stuff, go right to test tube babies completely, and while we're at it put everyone on soma.
And I'm the crazy one.

And I'm the crazy one.
Well, as I said, it saves time. More efficient that way.