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I am the Isaac Asimov of silliness.

I am the Jedi Master of mud rugby.

I am the Sho Nuff(The Shogun of Harlem) of pointless forum threads.
http://www.theguycode.com/images/articles/Sho'%20Nuff!!!.jpg

What are you?

I am the Isaac Asimov of silliness.

I am the Jedi Master of mud rugby.

I am the Sho Nuff(The Shogun of Harlem) of pointless forum threads.
http://www.theguycode.com/images/articles/Sho'%20Nuff!!!.jpg

What are you?
I'm just fuckin' impressed that someone posted a picture of Sho' Nuff.

I am the Jedi Master of mud rugby.


Now that, I'd pay to see.

I am Xena, HEAR ME ROAR!

I'm just fuckin' impressed that someone posted a picture of Sho' Nuff.

So rarely do I have the opportunity. :(

So rarely do I have the opportunity. :(
Well, thanks for keeping the memory of a truly weird blacksploitation/kung fu movie alive.

So rarely do I have the opportunity. :(
You need a reason to post that? You upset me. :(

Now that, I'd pay to see.

I played rugby with my friends on a nice muddy field yesterday. I actually have dirt embedded in my skin. :)

You need a reason to post that? You upset me. :(

Unfortunately, the anti-spam rules require me to. Fortunately, I am the Sho Nuff of pointless Forum Threads. :D
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/blackulah/SHONUFF.jpg

Unfortunately, the anti-spam rules require me to. Fortunately, I am the Sho Nuff of pointless Forum Threads. :D
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/blackulah/SHONUFF.jpg
Am I the Meanest? "SHO NUFF!" , Am I Prettiest? "SHO NUFF!", Am I the Badest Mofo Know Down Around This Town??? "SHO NUFF!", Who am I? "SHO NUFF!

I'm the Blues Traveler of back massages.

I'm the Anakin Skywalker of relationships.

I'm The Mask of philosophy and debating.

I'm the Counting Crows of thought processes.

I'm the Maynard James Keenan of RPG obsession.

Am I the Meanest? "SHO NUFF!" , Am I Prettiest? "SHO NUFF!", Am I the Badest Mofo Know Down Around This Town??? "SHO NUFF!", Who am I? "SHO NUFF!

The greatest bad movie ever. :)

I am the Lunatic Goofballs of kitchen copulation.

I am the Lunatic Goofballs of kitchen copulation.

OUCH!!
Sounds rough.

I am the Wonko (the Sane) of NS General.

I am the ent of uni.

I'm also the Sherlock Holmes of mystery novels.

I am the Osama Bin Laden of Ennui.

Jonathan Ames is the George Plimpton of the colon.

...I couldn't think of anything for myself.

I am the Czardas of everything.

I am the Czardas of everything.

So in other words, you suck at everything and everyone finds your participation annoying. At least, that's what I read in that statement. ;)

I am the Cynic of NS.

So in other words, you suck at everything and everyone finds your participation annoying. At least, that's what I read in that statement. ;)
Pretty much, unfortunately. But meh. I still have my right hand.

Pretty much, unfortunately. But meh. I still have my right hand.

I think my statement is pretty poignant since you are probably far more popular than I and I'm speaking for everyone and how they 'find you'. *nods*

I am the Insane Poo-throwing Monkey of the Internet. :)

I am the Insane Poo-throwing Monkey of the Internet. :)

I don't see how insane and poo-throwing monkey go together. In fact, I think poo-throwing is an accepted part of being a monkey, Lunatic Goofballs or one of Sinuhue's children.

I don't see how insane and poo-throwing monkey go together. In fact, I think poo-throwing is an accepted part of being a monkey, Lunatic Goofballs or one of Sinuhue's children.

Touché, Pussycat! :D

I am the sane member of the insane asylum. No, I don't know what that's supposed to mean either.

I am the sane member of the insane asylum. No, I don't know what that's supposed to mean either.
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/bs.gif

I am everybody of nowhere.
(Damn that sounds like a line from a bad fantasy novel)

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/bs.gif

Looks like I will have to find an alternative route. Don't want my car to skid.

I actually have dirt embedded in my skin.
Gotta admit, the earthy scent of that rather nice at times.

I dont have any clever response.
I'm not feeling humorous or creative today.

I am the Jesus of lie-ins.

I am.. god damnit.. who is that guy.. snorts all that coke.. shit.

Nevermind.

I'm the emo of.... everywhere

Or; the Stephen Fry of NS General.

I am.. god damnit.. who is that guy.. snorts all that coke.. shit.

Nevermind.

Kanabia?

Kanabia?
He's a myth silly!

I am the George W. Bush of articulate debate

The Jim Casy of viable attempts at restructuring.

The Mary Shelley of short, well-punctuated sentences.

I am the Jerry Falwell of toilet humor.

I am the Lou Costello of personal finance advisors.

I am.. god damnit.. who is that guy.. snorts all that coke.. shit.

Nevermind.George W. Bush?

I am the silence of noise pollution.

I am the Tom DeLay of honesty.

I am the Michael Brown of efficiency.

I am the Chuck Norris of everything.

I'm the Great Mahut of female butt! I'm The Great Feathered Crest of the female breast! I wear the Crown of goin' down! I'm the Alexander of how to land her! I'm the Great Khan of getting it on! I'm the Eric the Red of what's happenin' in bed!

I would list more, but modesty ( and the dreaded MODS! ) forbids! :D

I dont have any clever response.
I'm not feeling humorous or creative today.
Oh NO! A fellow carnivore feeling less than fiesty? What IS the world coming to??? :eek:

I'm the Great Mahut of female butt! I'm The Great Feathered Crest of the female breast! I wear the Crown of goin' down! I'm the Alexander of how to land her! I'm the Great Khan of getting it on! I'm the Eric the Red of what's happenin' in bed!

I would list more, but modesty ( and the dreaded MODS! ) forbids! :D

I think you've done enough harm for one day. :)

I am the Fass of heterosexual monogamy. :)

I think you've done enough harm for one day. :)

I am the Fass of heterosexual monogamy. :)
ROFLMAO! Good one! :D

i am the Lethal Bizzle of getting really drunk and causing chaos at clubs.

pow (http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/entertainment/music/audioandvideo/s/140/140313_watch_the_video_for_lethal_bizzles_pow_here.html)
actually, i don't even like his track but i think it fits with the drunken chaos thing :P

I am the "Matrix Revolutions" of sports.
I am the "Star Wars Episode I" of post count.
I am the Chuck Norris of awesomeness.

http://movieup.altervista.org/Autografi/norris,%20chuck.jpg

Booyeah.

I am the Whistler's Mother of witty replies.

I am the Missing Link of procrastination.

And I am the Jack Griffin/Claude Raines of getting my rent paid on time.

I am the Henry Kissinger of flatulence. :D

Meh. I'm.... I'm.... Crap. I can't think of anyone or anything that is like a part of personality....

Meh. I'm.... I'm.... Crap. I can't think of anyone or anything that is like a part of personality....

You are the Patrick Duffy of mediocrity. :p

I am the Flavor Flav of....*ponders*...flavor.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/FlavaFlav.jpg

I'm the Xbox of polygamy

I'm the PS2 of fleecing the masses

I'm the Nintendo of general ass-kickery

I'm the the e^(i*pi)+1=0 of geekdom

I'm the sock wormhole of black kids

I'm the Custard Factory of misleading

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Were any of these supposed to make sense? I just put some random things together.

I'm the Xbox of polygamy

I'm the PS2 of fleecing the masses

I'm the Nintendo of general ass-kickery

I'm the the e^(i*pi)+1=0 of geekdom

I'm the sock wormhole of black kids

I'm the Custard Factory of misleading

~~~
Were any of these supposed to make sense? I just put some random things together.
No they are not suposed to make sense. But the Custard Factory of misleading one is pretty good.

I'm the Xbox of polygamy

I'm the PS2 of fleecing the masses

I'm the Nintendo of general ass-kickery

I'm the the e^(i*pi)+1=0 of geekdom

I'm the sock wormhole of black kids

I'm the Custard Factory of misleading

~~~
Were any of these supposed to make sense? I just put some random things together.

Sense is overrated.

I'm the George W. Bush of sense. :)

I am Joan of Arc of sanity.
I am Emily Dickenson of extroversion.
I am Jane Austen of cynicism.
I am Nellie McClung of feminism.

I am the Marilyn Manson of sexual attractiveness.
I am the Richard Simmons of athleticism.
I am the Murphy's Law of negativity.
I am the Lorena Bobbit of revenge.

I am the Ninja Clown of thread bumpers. :)