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Mankind has for centuries been seeking a way to bring beer into places it doesn't belong. Now three middle aged geniuses have found it. This new invention will allow one to bring 80 ounces of beer virtually anywhere. Movies, church, school and work no longer need to be suffered through in sobriety!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1817526.html?menu=

Seems it'd get warm fairly quick. And warm beer, hell you may as well just drink piss. Bleh.

Not that cold beer is much better.

This is the greatest invention ever.

If I want to get beer into a cinema, I'll do what I always do. Walk in holding it. Besides, the people down at my local cinema know me fairly well, so they'd notice if I'd suddenly grown a massive beer belly...

i dont think id buy a beer belly. the girls dont like it...

i dont think id buy a beer belly. the girls dont like it...
So fill it with wine cooler or something they do like.

Must... buy...

So fill it with wine cooler or something they do like.

hmmm, interesting...

I we want beer in our cinema we go to the bar........

also remember that it seems to be a british invention (from the fact it was in £ rather then $ (I assume its british)) and british beer is designed to be drunk at room temperature.

by our definition american beer is actually larger which tastes like piss anyway (especially all the american beers I or anyone i've talked to about its ever come accross)

I we want beer in our cinema we go to the bar........

also remember that it seems to be a british invention (from the fact it was in £ rather then $ (I assume its british)) and british beer is designed to be drunk at room temperature.

by our definition american beer is actually larger which tastes like piss anyway (especially all the american beers I or anyone i've talked to about its ever come accross)
I guess we don't export our microbrews.

I we want beer in our cinema we go to the bar........

also remember that it seems to be a british invention (from the fact it was in £ rather then $ (I assume its british)) and british beer is designed to be drunk at room temperature.

by our definition american beer is actually larger which tastes like piss anyway (especially all the american beers I or anyone i've talked to about its ever come accross)
I think it's just converted actually. The site (thebeerbelly.com) has prices in $.

Yes, British beer is designed to be drunk at room temperature, but if the beer belly is against the body, the beer will warm up to somewhere near body temperature. And the lager market in this country is bigger than the beer market.

Mankind has for centuries been seeking a way to bring beer into places it doesn't belong. Now three middle aged geniuses have found it. This new invention will allow one to bring 80 ounces of beer virtually anywhere. Movies, church, school and work no longer need to be suffered through in sobriety!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1817526.html?menu=
Ah, yes, a way to spread alcoholism and alcohol related violence outside the pub and to places where we've been keeping it out. What fun!

(For the record, I have no problem with people drinking alcohol. I can't stand the stuff myself, though. Tastes like crap and I go down like the Doc with practically a sipful.)

Isn't that just a camel bag retrofitted to stap onto the gut? Shit, I've been using a camel bag with wine for awhile now. Nothing is better then those long bike rides where you slowly get drunker as you go. Damn I can't wait for summer.

Ah, yes, a way to spread alcoholism and alcohol related violence outside the pub and to places where we've been keeping it out. What fun!

(For the record, I have no problem with people drinking alcohol. I can't stand the stuff myself, though. Tastes like crap and I go down like the Doc with practically a sipful.)
1) Most people who drink don't get violent, just like most people who drive don't engage in "road rage" violence.

2) Alcoholism is my culture. Who are you to discriminate against me based on my culture?

I'd rather keep my sixpack.

The greatist invention in the history of the world was the subatonic lataeus combie plasma gun devleoped by the evles of russia on the darkest light bulb on the entire body of the empire state building later it was capture by a english assult team who were in search of a toilet when they came across it they took the technology back to england renamed it and sold it for millons. After this the elves of russia became poor a all died.

The greatist invention in the history of the world was the subatonic lataeus combie plasma gun devleoped by the evles of russia on the darkest light bulb on the entire body of the empire state building later it was capture by a english assult team who were in search of a toilet when they came across it they took the technology back to england renamed it and sold it for millons. After this the elves of russia became poor a all died.

What.

The.

Fuck.

The greatist invention in the history of the world was the subatonic lataeus combie plasma gun devleoped by the evles of russia on the darkest light bulb on the entire body of the empire state building later it was capture by a english assult team who were in search of a toilet when they came across it they took the technology back to england renamed it and sold it for millons. After this the elves of russia became poor a all died.
If it doesn't get one drunk It's a piss poor invention.

remember when we were young, putting the beer can or bottle into the larger soda cup and drinking it through a straw?

Or rum & Coke in a plastic bottle?
Or vodka and fresca?


its bee awhile since I've done the beer/booze camoflage bit.

If it doesn't get one drunk It's a piss poor invention.

What if it gets you porn though?

Not that cold beer is much better.


No-account philistine.

What if it gets you porn though?
You've got me there. All hail the Internet! Long Live Al Gore, it's inventor!

What if it gets you porn though?

porn is a close second to alcohol...

What.

The.

Fuck.

yeah...what he said.

*invents a device that gives you beer and porn*

No-account philistine.


Not much of a drinker, I prefer a good whiskey. Though after a hot day working outside, cold beer is near heaven.

1) Most people who drink don't get violent, just like most people who drive don't engage in "road rage" violence.

2) Alcoholism is my culture. Who are you to discriminate against me based on my culture?
1. I know that.

2. I'm being sarcastic. I apologize if I did actually offend you. I've noted that whenever I get sick--which I am now(a sinus infection, if you must know)--my sarcasm tends to be far more biting than I intend.

And I can barely type. My fingers...so cold.

1. I know that.

2. I'm being sarcastic. I apologize if I did actually offend you. I've noted that whenever I get sick--which I am now(a sinus infection, if you must know)--my sarcasm tends to be far more biting than I intend.

And I can barely type. My fingers...so cold.
1) Ok then.

2) An offense can only be taken, not given, and I seldom take offense. Especially on the internet. I was being silly. Alcoholism isn't a culture in and of itself, just an important component of any worthwhile culture.

Get well soon.

The greatest invention in the history of the world has got to be either agriculture or writing. Those two inventions have had more positive influence on the world than anything else from history.

*invents a device that gives you beer and porn*


I beat you to it- I call the invention- "My wife"

I smuggle beer into events in my handbag. I conceal them with (unused!) sanitary towels and the male security staff get embarrassed and don't look any further into my bag. God, I'm cool. :cool:

This is the greatest invention ever.


yea, take that fire and the wheel.

Mankind has for centuries been seeking a way to bring beer into places it doesn't belong. Now three middle aged geniuses have found it. This new invention will allow one to bring 80 ounces of beer virtually anywhere. Movies, church, school and work no longer need to be suffered through in sobriety!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1817526.html?menu=
I'm fat the way it is. So this is a no-go :(

But why not just get one of those bike rider back pack water bottles? They hold alot of whiskey.. I hear.. hehehe

I'm fat the way it is. So this is a no-go :(

But why not just get one of those bike rider back pack water bottles? They hold alot of whiskey.. I hear.. hehehe
Cos afterwards, all your water tastes like whiskey.

The makers will get rich off of this. Some might actually use it, but a lot of buyers will just get it for the humor.

:rolleyes: Ooooo....Nessa likes that ides....think about that. The only reall problem is if yor trying to bring that somewhere where theres security and people are being checked for weapons etc. Not that it could be a real problem just hope no one gets caught with it.

That is absolutely hilarious! And I checked their actual website, its just as great. The tips and tricks for the Beerbelly are fantastic.

Cos afterwards, all your water tastes like whiskey.

And thats a problem why? :p

Crossman']And thats a problem why? :p
Because it's not whiskey. :(

Because it's not whiskey. :(

Ah very true. Good point. Because then the water would be taunting you as to its non-whiskeyness. Good thinking.

THAT'S JUST ABOUT THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!! Are people really such drunks that they would compromise self-respect just so they can have some beer?! And imagine if some kid saw a huge fat guy pulling beer from his stomach, the kid would try to do the same.
*shudders*

Now, how does that work with an actual beer belly underneath it? Not that it's particular fat, but tendencies are definitely there.

That would make me look incredibly fat. *shakes head*