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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Bertling
24-04-2006, 09:22
Go here (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot) to get your hardware classified.

Now I know that I am an ABC Warior, and even if I've subconciously suspected as much for a while, knowing makes me calm.

Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.
Posi
24-04-2006, 09:29
Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.
All right! I won!:cool:
Demented Hamsters
24-04-2006, 09:41
Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/h.jpg

Yeah, I'm cool with that.
Myothrnationisaporsche
24-04-2006, 09:57
Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

Tell the world you're the Homer Simpson of the future with the following picture:

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/b.jpg
Turquoise Days
24-04-2006, 10:11
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Sweeeet.
The Beautiful Darkness
24-04-2006, 10:23
ABC Warrior.
"Grr"
Is anyone scared? lol :p
Sonaj
24-04-2006, 11:24
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Sweeeet.
Aye, me too.
I V Stalin
24-04-2006, 11:25
Yay, I'm Bender. Who'd've thunk it?

"We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours"

Heh, yup.
Pantygraigwen
24-04-2006, 11:29
Go here (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot) to get your hardware classified.

Now I know that I am an ABC Warior, and even if I've subconciously suspected as much for a while, knowing makes me calm.

I've always known i was an ABC warrior.
Monkeypimp
24-04-2006, 11:36
Bender!




I wanted that giant robot from transformers thats made up of the 6 smaller robots.
Digsy
24-04-2006, 11:46
You are Gigantor!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

Wow, this dude's old, real old.
Boonytopia
24-04-2006, 11:52
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Declare your pre-Galvatron-ness with the following non-heat-sensitive emblem:

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/e.jpg
Valori
24-04-2006, 12:17
You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/g.jpg
Boonytopia
24-04-2006, 12:24
You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/g.jpg

Hah, hah. I kicked your arse! :D
Infinite Revolution
24-04-2006, 12:24
optimus prime here too. i am a lorry, awesome.
The Shells
24-04-2006, 12:31
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Declare your pre-Galvatron-ness with the following non-heat-sensitive emblem:


Megatron!
Exomnia
24-04-2006, 12:32
You are Gigantor!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/d.jpg

I like the last question
Can you be destroyed with conventional weapons?
A. No.
Taredas
24-04-2006, 13:03
Set sail for the end zone, 'cause you're the Sonic 2 Final Boss!

You were the first colossal death robot I ever defeated, but don't be disheartened. You may just be a fat smelly bloke in a colossal robot exterior, but thousands and thousands of theoretical blue hedgehogs have been bludgeoned into fetid jam by your titanic feet. Learn to love yourself, and you will learn to love the world.

Smite the hedgehogs of the world with the following death logo:

<insert logo here>

How... interesting. Oh well, I can't resist miniguns, so...
Dzanissimo
24-04-2006, 13:12
Set sail for the end zone, 'cause you're the Sonic 2 Final Boss!

You were the first colossal death robot I ever defeated, but don't be disheartened. You may just be a fat smelly bloke in a colossal robot exterior, but thousands and thousands of theoretical blue hedgehogs have been bludgeoned into fetid jam by your titanic feet. Learn to love yourself, and you will learn to love the world.

Smite the hedgehogs of the world with the following death logo:



hmm, miniguns are cool
Jeruselem
24-04-2006, 14:05
Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop

COOL!

:mp5: Shoots bad guy in the nuts :p
Pure Metal
24-04-2006, 14:25
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/giantrobot/b.jpg
Khadgar
24-04-2006, 14:36
I am disappointed Unicron was not a possible result.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicron
Lunatic Goofballs
24-04-2006, 15:22
I'm Bender?!? Screw this! I'll make my own quiz! With Blackjack and Hookers!

:)
Findecano Calaelen
24-04-2006, 15:43
I'm Bender?!? Screw this! I'll make my own quiz! With Blackjack and Hookers!

:)
forget the quiz and the blackjack :p
Findecano Calaelen
24-04-2006, 15:46
Bender!




I wanted that giant robot from transformers thats made up of the 6 smaller robots.

devastater

im a transformers freak

optimus owns megatron
German Nightmare
24-04-2006, 15:54
The ABC robot? Whatever that is. I prefer the good ol' Cybot myself.
Praetor
24-04-2006, 16:17
Megatron
Straughn
24-04-2006, 23:37
Surprisingly enough, i'm Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
The Psyker
24-04-2006, 23:48
Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

Declare human life to be an abomination with the following merry image:


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?