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Well, who forgot? And who would have forgotten, if it weren't for their trust steed, Google?
http://www.google.co.uk/logos/stgeorge06.gif (http://www.google.co.uk)

Edit=made picture in the link, so as not to be accused of google theft.

I knew.

*looks smug*

I've been drinking Bombardier ale most of the day...:D

I knew.

*looks smug*

I've been drinking Bombardier ale most of the day...:D

You, sir, are a proper Englishman. :)

As am I, as am I. I won't run the risk of that not being said.

The real google didn't have it.

The real google didn't have it.
I shall ignore that insult. :D

Honestly?

I couldn't care less.

Well, who forgot? And who would have forgotten, if it weren't for their trust steed, Google?
Wasn't he the one who killed dragons? That's just bad.

Honestly?

I couldn't care less.
Then I suppose you wouldn't care that a dragon, if not for George, would be romping about the country side smashing all in its path.

I forgot. I also resent the fact that the Irish get a holiday and we get bugger all.

I forgot. I also resent the fact that the Irish get a holiday and we get bugger all.
We get St. Paddy's day, too. Just because you didn't take it off like about 75% of the population isn't my fault.

Then I suppose you wouldn't care that a dragon, if not for George, would be romping about the country side smashing all in its path.
I'm fed up with everyone bad-mouthing dragons. Dragons are cuddly and warm, and loved by children everywhere. *goes to cuddle toy dragon called Bob*

I'm fed up with everyone bad-mouthing dragons. Dragons are cuddly and warm, and loved by children everywhere. *goes to cuddle toy dragon called Bob*
Like Harry Potter, Dragons also stole my dingos.

Did everyone see the guy running the London marathon dragging a dragon for St George's day?

Nutter.

Like Harry Potter, Dragons also stole my dingos.
It was a conspiracy between HP and the dragons, then was it? Or do you want to add anything else to the list before you finalise it?

I remembered! I am celebrating by drinking Scrumpy Jack- Premium English Cider :P

It helped that my calender also said it's St George's Day ;)

It was a conspiracy between HP and the dragons, then was it? Or do you want to add anything else to the list before you finalise it?
Not a conspiracy, it's an analogy!

It was a conspiracy between HP and the dragons, then was it? Or do you want to add anything else to the list before you finalise it?
Dragon fire burned my grandma's hair piece.

Um.

I think thats all. Oh, I also believe that Dragons are at war with the leprechauns for various pots of gold. Which doesn't really effect me but makes me uneasy all the same.

I think it can be finalized, now.

It's silly that we have St George as our Saint. He certainly never fought a dragon, and the closest he ever got to England was somewhere around Turkey.

We should have St Alban instead.

It's silly that we have St George as our Saint. He certainly never fought a dragon, and the closest he ever got to England was somewhere around Turkey.

We should have St Alban instead.

Show me your proof that he never fought a dragon. Proof, I say!

Then I suppose you wouldn't care that a dragon, if not for George, would be romping about the country side smashing all in its path.
Yeah, the Turkish countryside.

It's silly that we have St George as our Saint. He certainly never fought a dragon, and the closest he ever got to England was somewhere around Turkey.

We should have St Alban instead.
There's a statue of St. George at the palace in Prague. Or is it Prague castle? I dunno. The big building on the hill.

Edit: Photo. (http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6858/img000760sx.jpg) It's a bit crap...

There's a statue of St. George at the palace in Prague. Or is it Prague castle? I dunno. The big building on the hill.

Edit: Photo. (http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6858/img000760sx.jpg) It's a bit crap...
That's a fantastic likeness... :p

Looks a bit like a Lego man, actually.

Dragon fire burned my grandma's hair piece.

Um.

I think thats all. Oh, I also believe that Dragons are at war with the leprechauns for various pots of gold. Which doesn't really effect me but makes me uneasy all the same.

I think it can be finalized, now.
Yeah, who knows what might be destroyed in the war between the mythical dragons and the mythical leprechauns over the mythical pots of gold.

That's a fantastic likeness... :p
Shut up, you. I wish I'd got a better photo. Got some lovely photos of Prague, but that one's just crap. :(

Shut up, you. I wish I'd got a better photo. Got some lovely photos of Prague, but that one's just crap. :(
I've never been to Prague, I'd love to go. I've heard good things about it.

Yeah, the Turkish countryside.
And Turkish delight might never have been invented! Think before you speak. Think!
Turkish delight, turkish delight...*dreams of Narnian Christian allegory*

http://www.2goglobal.com/2GoChronicals/2%20The%20Essence%20of/turk_delight.jpg

Strangely, the fourth picture of "turkish delight" on google image search is...interesting.

Did everyone see the guy running the London marathon dragging a dragon for St George's day?
And wearing a real suit of armour:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41591000/jpg/_41591840_scott_getty416.jpg

And Turkish delight might never have been invented! Think before you speak. Think!
Turkish delight, turkish delight...*dreams of Narnian Christian allegory*

http://www.2goglobal.com/2GoChronicals/2%20The%20Essence%20of/turk_delight.jpg

Strangely, the fourth picture of "turkish delight" on google image search is...interesting.
Dutch erotica...? :D

I've never been to Prague, I'd love to go. I've heard good things about it.
It's a bit touristy...unsurprisingly. Go to Bratislava instead. Lovely city, and they do some fucking wonderful ice cream. 5 scoops for about 50p!

And wearing a real suit of armour:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41591000/jpg/_41591840_scott_getty416.jpg
Apparently it's the same guy who did the marathon in a diving suit last year (or whenever it was).

5 scoops for about 50p!

Quantity, not quality...oh, I see.

Apparently it's the same guy who did the marathon in a diving suit last year (or whenever it was).
He also did an underwater marathon (under Loch Ness) - in the same ancient diving suit.

He also did an underwater marathon (under Loch Ness) - in the same ancient diving suit.
Yes, I watch Blue Peter too. :D

He also did an underwater marathon (under Loch Ness) - in the same ancient diving suit.
He wore a suit of armour while looking for Nessie underwater...? :eek:

Well, who forgot? And who would have forgotten, if it weren't for their trust steed, Google?
http://www.google.co.uk/logos/stgeorge06.gif (http://www.google.co.uk)

Edit=made picture in the link, so as not to be accused of google theft.

Bah! I was rooting for the Dragon! :p

Yes, I watch Blue Peter too. :D
Blue Peter is still on? Does it still have Katie Hill?

Well, who forgot? And who would have forgotten, if it weren't for their trust steed, Google?
http://www.google.co.uk/logos/stgeorge06.gif (http://www.google.co.uk)

Edit=made picture in the link, so as not to be accused of google theft.
What is it?

What is it?
St. George's Day...?

Blue Peter is still on? Does it still have Katie Hill?
No, I last saw her on...an inventions programme.

What is it?
Georginess abounds.

No, I last saw her on...an inventions programme.
Any reason for the...dramatic pause?

Any reason for the...dramatic pause?
I was...thinking.

What is it?
Ohhh! *winces in pain* You said the word! We can't bear it!
Oh! I said it! Ack! I said it again! Aaargh! *writhes in agony*

I was...thinking.
Yeah! He was...thinking! We're both graduates of the William Shatner school of...posting.

Ohhh! *winces in pain* You said the word! We can't bear it!
Oh! I said it! Ack! I said it again! Aaargh! *writhes in agony*
:p
http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2005/09/324243.jpg

I did it myself. With a herring.

Yeah! He was...thinking! We're both graduates of the William Shatner school of...posting.
No, Bill Shatner did it... without reason, whereas other people could, like ...have reasons.

Blue Peter is still on? Does it still have Katie Hill?
Still has Konnie Huq...

http://www.eurabiantimes.com/archives/konnieHuq051.jpg

*drools*

No more dramatic pauses!!

Still has Konnie Huq...

http://www.eurabiantimes.com/archives/konnieHuq051.jpg

*drools*

Going off to your private stairwell? ;)

Going off to your private stairwell? ;)
Are you implying I'm a midget? :p

Are you implying I'm a midget? :p
No, I'm implying that you're a prominent business man who lives in a penthouse apartment. I'd accept the compliment. :D

No, I'm implying that you're a prominent business man who lives in a penthouse apartment. I'd accept the compliment. :D
Lol! Touché.

Lol! Touché.
Could make a dingbat out of that. ;)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/8522/pct/people/che.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/8522/pct/people/che.jpg

Could make a dingbat out of that. ;)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/8522/pct/people/che.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/8522/pct/people/che.jpg
Heh. Genius. Wrong thread, though.

Who?

Heh. Genius. Wrong thread, though.
Ah well.

I knew.

*looks smug*

I've been drinking Bombardier ale most of the day...:D
Yeah, there's a petition on the Bombardier website (http://www.bombardier.co.uk/sign.php)campaigning to get St. Georges' Day turned into a national holiday - wootynessage!

Yeah, there's a petition on the Bombardier website (http://www.bombardier.co.uk/sign.php)campaigning to get St. Georges' Day turned into a national holiday - wootynessage!
I'm signing it. Children can, yes?

I'm signing it. Children can, yes?
Think so!

Yeah, who knows what might be destroyed in the war between the mythical dragons and the mythical leprechauns over the mythical pots of gold.
Mythical freedom?

Mythical freedom?
Good enough for me!

And I've signed that Bombardier petition! Woo! Go national holiday!

Good enough for me!

And I've signed that Bombardier petition! Woo! Go national holiday!

Rob Ensor, Norman Hampton or Ben Merritt?

Rob Ensor, Norman Hampton or Ben Merritt?
Ah, wouldn't you like to know...Martin Price?!

Ah, wouldn't you like to know...Martin Price?!

Are your father's initials S.L.? *chuckles*

:p
http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2005/09/324243.jpg

I did it myself. With a herring.

Classic! Anyway, can't wait 'till night and then the blue flames will start burning which reveal the hiding spots of the treasures of dead people's and demons and dragons are released from hell to set forth destruction! Or was that yesterday?

I've been reading Dracula.

Are your father's initials S.L.? *chuckles*
If those are his initials, I apologise on behalf of BT and Bombardier, and myself.

If those are his initials, I apologise on behalf of BT and Bombardier, and myself.
Erm...yes, they are...

And no, I'm not kidding.

Apparently the Queen, Prince Philip, Prince William and Prince Harry have all signed that petition.

Erm...yes, they are...

And no, I'm not kidding.

Apparently the Queen, Prince Philip, Prince William and Prince Harry have all signed that petition.

Well, I know where he lives. :S That's not a threat, absolutely not! I would recommend you reveal less information on the internet though. ;)

Well, I know where he lives. :S That's not a threat, absolutely not! I would recommend you reveal less information on the internet though. ;)
Erm...how do you know that? To be fair, he's barely here anyway, because of his job.

Erm...how do you know that? To be fair, he's barely here anyway, because of his job.

I went on the BT website. Well, I know where you live then. :) I'd tell you where I lived, if you actually cared.

I went on the BT website. Well, I know where you live then. :) I'd tell you where I lived, if you actually cared.
You told us the other day. Somewhere in Essex, wasn't it?

You told us the other day. Somewhere in Essex, wasn't it?
No, that's where I used to live. I should have clarified, in my wording.

No, that's where I used to live. I should have clarified, in my wording.
Wiltshire now, isn't it?

Wiltshire now, isn't it?
Hampshire. But I'm talking specifics. ;)

Hampshire. But I'm talking specifics. ;)
In fairness, you were lucky that I have an obscure surname. Price isn't so obscure, so it could take me ages to find you. Assuming your family does have BT as their phone company.

In fairness, you were lucky that I have an obscure surname. Price isn't so obscure, so it could take me ages to find you. Assuming your family does have BT as their phone company.
I realised that as well. Although, I would rather have an obscure surname. :(
You'll never find me. Well, you could find out from certain Billericay *cough* Peter D. J. Murray *cough* insurance brokers.

Although, I would rather have an obscure surname. :(
I have a very obscure surname.

But I'm not telling you it. :p

I realised that as well. Although, I would rather have an obscure surname. :(
You'll never find me. Well, you could find out from certain Billericay *cough* Peter D. J. Murray *cough* insurance brokers.
It's not all it's cracked up to be. You get people mispronouncing it, misspelling it...then there's the crazy whackos on the internet who look up your address on the BT website...:p

I'm not that botherd really. I'll just nuke Hampshire.

:( I hate my surname. There's always deed poll, but that seems cheap and wrong.

It's not all it's cracked up to be. You get people mispronouncing it, misspelling it...then there's the crazy whackos on the internet who look up your address on the BT website...:p

I'm not that botherd really. I'll just nuke Hampshire.

I'm not a crazy whacko, Rob 222xxx. Nice phone number. I tell you, you can have my address, if you want it.

I'm not a crazy whacko, Rob 222xxx. Nice phone number. I tell you, you can have my address, if you want it.
:p I know, I was kidding. Hence the :p

But, no, I don't want your address.

:p I know, I was kidding. Hence the :p

But, no, I don't want your address.

I feel spurned. :(

I feel spurned. :(
Awww...what would I do with it, though? Send you a birthday card?

Edit: Looked at your profile...it's fairly soon. And you have your name for your instant messaging thingamabob...

Awww...what would I do with it, though? Send you a birthday card?
Money, turkish delight...music?

Yes I remembered that today was Ogum's day. (There are those in Candomblé who will deny the identification, but the same imagary is used here for the two,)

Well, I hope you all enjoyed St. George's Day. :)
Night night.

May epic power metal songs be forever written in honour of your dragon slaying.