One Question
Darksolia
23-04-2006, 19:32
How many of god's sons came down to earth, according to the bible?
Not many people will get this right, i tell you
Free Farmers
23-04-2006, 19:33
According to whom?
As an atheist, I say zero.
Darksolia
23-04-2006, 19:34
yourself, the bible, your beliefs, whatever
make a post about which you have quoteed if you vote in the poll.
I know the answer the bible gives, and its very surprising
DrunkenDove
23-04-2006, 19:35
Define "God".
AB Again
23-04-2006, 19:36
Meaningless question.
How many children does the tooth fairy have?
makes as much sense.
Seven billion, three hundred thirty-two million, six hundred and eight thousand, four hundred twenty-nine... make that thirty. Er, no, twenty-nine again. Now thirty-one (twins) ... thirty-two ... thirty-one again... thirty-four...
Er, what was the question?
Willamena
23-04-2006, 19:41
How many of god's sons came down to earth?
Not many people will get this right, i tell you
D'uh!
The answer is "all of them."
(Unfortunately, it's not on the poll, so I won't answer that.)
Lemmyouia
23-04-2006, 19:43
Seven billion, three hundred thirty-two million, six hundred and eight thousand, four hundred twenty-nine... make that thirty. Er, no, twenty-nine again. Now thirty-one (twins) ... thirty-two ... thirty-one again... thirty-four...
Er, what was the question?
:cool:
*applauds*
Seven billion, three hundred thirty-two million, six hundred and eight thousand, four hundred twenty-nine... make that thirty. Er, no, twenty-nine again. Now thirty-one (twins) ... thirty-two ... thirty-one again... thirty-four...
Er, what was the question?
Surely he said "Came to earth" rather than "Currently on earth"?
QuentinTarantino
23-04-2006, 19:45
I think what he's asking is how many recordings of differant God's sons coming down have their been throughtout recorded history which I think is 200.
Darksolia
23-04-2006, 19:46
ive now changed the question, i now reads according to the bible
Willamena
23-04-2006, 19:47
ive now changed the question, i now reads according to the bible
New Testament? or old?
Darksolia
23-04-2006, 19:50
New Testament? or old?
both. total.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 19:51
Well let's see... Adam, surely. Jesus. I suppose God had to create the angels, so that's quite a few right there, what with the warnings and the serenading and the guarding of Eden... I suppose the fallen angels also had to pass Earth on the way down...
Jesus told us to pray to our father in heaven.
Therefore he is either telling us to lie and call God Father or to tell the truth and do so. Since encouraging people to lie in God's name would be sinful and the Bible says Jesus is without sin, we are all God's children.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 19:56
Jesus told us to pray to our father in heaven.
Therefore he is either telling us to lie and call God Father or to tell the truth and do so. Since encouraging people to lie in God's name would be sinful and the Bible says Jesus is without sin, we are all God's children.
Actually, at the time he was talking only to people whose fathers were already dead, the idea being that they would pass the message on to god.
Surely he said "Came to earth" rather than "Currently on earth"?
That's exactly why I asked.
In that case, it's closer to 14,627,093,582.5. Where the .5 came from, we may never know....
Actually, at the time he was talking only to people whose fathers were already dead, the idea being that they would pass the message on to god.
How very... catholic.
Don't think that's what he meant though.
Our Father
Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
On earth, as it is in heaven.
etc. etc.
Doesn't sound very literally parental to me, but I guess I could be wrong.
Willamena
23-04-2006, 20:00
both. total.
Either book, my answer remains. ;)
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 20:01
How very... catholic.
Don't think that's what he meant though.
Our Father
Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
On earth, as it is in heaven.
etc. etc.
Doesn't sound very literally parental to me, but I guess I could be wrong.
No, no, no. The
Our Father
Who Art in Heaven
was more of and adress, meant to placed on top so that it would get to their dad, who would then bring it to God.
Willamena
23-04-2006, 20:01
That's exactly why I asked.
In that case, it's closer to 14,627,093,582.5. Where the .5 came from, we may never know....
I think the answer "all of them" covers it the best. ;)
Seven billion, three hundred thirty-two million, six hundred and eight thousand, four hundred twenty-nine... make that thirty. Er, no, twenty-nine again. Now thirty-one (twins) ... thirty-two ... thirty-one again... thirty-four...
Er, what was the question?
I pity the fool who counts my children!
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 20:02
I think the answer "all of them" covers it the best. ;)
Nope. Billy stayed up in heaven and played chess.
Willamena
23-04-2006, 20:03
Nope. Billy stayed up in heaven and played chess.
Ah, yes. Wild Bill the Ephemeral. He never turned his back on the Gates of Heaven.
Boonytopia
24-04-2006, 09:05
6*7=42
The Beautiful Darkness
24-04-2006, 09:27
6*7=42
I thought "42" was the meaning of life? :D
Naughton Knights
24-04-2006, 09:56
Actually, the meaning of life is Alanis Morissette poking your nose and going "Nweep!"
BackwoodsSquatches
24-04-2006, 09:59
In order for a son of god to come to earth, God would have to exist.
As he clearly doesnt....
Commie Catholics
24-04-2006, 10:35
I thought "42" was the meaning of life? :D
No fool! 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. Not the meaning of life. :rolleyes:
BackwoodsSquatches
24-04-2006, 10:41
No fool! 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. Not the meaning of life. :rolleyes:
Precisely!
Becuase as we all know, the meaning of life, is "Its wafer thin."
I assume you're flaunting you're knowledge of the obscure verse in which the Sons of God come down to earth, lay with mortal women, and create the Nephelim? Anyways, the answer goes like this:
0 if God doesn't exist
1 when 'Son of God' is defined as Jesus of Nazareth.
3 (perhaps more?) when the definition is expanded to include named angels
10-15 when the definition is expanded to include angels specifically mentioned in the Bible
Way too fucking many when the definition is expanded to include all the implicit angleic visitations (1/3rd of heaven's host, the host going unnumbered, plus later visitations after the war in heaven)
So my answer is the last one - way too fucking many.
Peepelonia
24-04-2006, 15:53
Man that ones so easy.
If we all come from God, and if indeed he is our heavenly father then the answer is - as many men and boys on the planet.
Good Lifes
24-04-2006, 20:55
Well, here's an obscure verse.
Gen 6:1 When men began to multiply on the face of the ground, and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were fair; and they took to wife such of them as they chose.
Some see this as UFO's landed and mated with preman and gave man greater intelligence. Also a longing to return to outer space.
I voted for 1, but it all depends on which sons of God one is referring to. The Bible calls angels the sons of God several times and calls the ancestors of those killed in the Flood the sons of God. But the Son of God, meaning someone equal with and "part" of God? Only one: Jesus Christ.
The Godweavers
25-04-2006, 05:23
I know the answer the bible gives, and its very surprising
Spare us the quasi-suspense and give us the "answer" already.