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Me and my boyfriend Henry have going out for a few months now and its settled into a really great loving relationship. The problem is my friends seem to view our relationship as sick or perverse and constantly make cheap comments behind my back. Henry is pretty much a loner and dosen't have many friends so I really want mine to accept him. Below I have a photo of Henry, any help you could give me would be great.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6899/henry8pp.jpg

I don't see why he's so red in the face, Henry is very pretty!

Tell them Henry is really good at sucking up.

Tell them Henry is really good at sucking up.

Heheh :D

I think they know that, maybe they're just jealous

Never trust someone who doesn't look you directly in the eye, which this Henry most certainly doesn't. I suggest you dump him. He's probably dating someone behind your back. And the long nose is absolute proof that he's a pathological liar. Any yid would be jealous of that nose.
Please don't hate me. Please?

Any yid would be jealous of that nose.
Please don't hate me. Please?
I'm jealous of that nose. Not that that really means anything, I tend to be very jealous.
*looks out window*
A peice of paper lying on the ground? I wish I had that peice of paper, I bet it is so fun!
Too late, we've hated you from the start because of your name. We're all like: "D00n3s c4n'7 b3 1nf1n173 j00 n00b, n07h1ng 15!"

my, what great big eyes he has...

I'm jealous of that nose. Not that that really means anything, I tend to be very jealous.
*looks out window*
A peice of paper lying on the ground? I wish I had that peice of paper, I bet it is so fun!
Too late, we've hated you from the start because of your name. We're all like: "D00n3s c4n'7 b3 1nf1n173 j00 n00b, n07h1ng 15!"Who cares about paper? Henry has got a nose of steel! He's either part superman or part Stalin or part Thatcher... except he'd need carbon as well the be the latter two, but that's beside the point.
Oh well, I suppose being hated is better than being ignored. Probably :P

Personally, I think he seems pretty self-involved. He's got a tatoo with his own name for crying out loud!
vacum, vacuume

I believe this post contains the first instance of the word "vacum" in this thread.

I believe this post contains the first instance of the word "vacum" in this thread.

"Vacum"?

Who cares about paper? Henry has got a nose of steel! He's either part superman or part Stalin or part Thatcher... except he'd need carbon as well the be the latter two, but that's beside the point.
Oh well, I suppose being hated is better than being ignored. Probably :P
Steel is an alloy of Carbon and Iron, therefore your statement fails. HA!
Yeah, that's what Archduke Ferdinand thought, and you see where it got him

I believe this post contains the first instance of the word "vacum" in this thread.
No it isn't.

Steel is an alloy of Carbon and Iron, therefore your statement fails. HA!
Yeah, that's what Archduke Ferdinand thought, and you see where it got himNo it doesn't. If his mother was Thatcher and his father was burnt toast then he'd be part steel.

You guys are a lot of help

No it doesn't. If his mother was Thatcher and his father was burnt toast then he'd be part steel.
Maggie Thatcher and peice of burnt toast?
Y'know, I can almost see that happening, in the sort of surrealist way that I have of visualizing things.

Your boyfriend really sucks. :p

Henry might not want to suck so much around your friends. Its not very nice. And quite annoying.

Maggie Thatcher and peice of burnt toast?
Y'know, I can almost see that happening, in the sort of surrealist way that I have of visualizing things.meh, it was the most apt description I could come up with for Denis Thatcher within 10 seconds. Does that mean I'm implying that QuentinTarantino is dating Mark Thatcher? o.O

edit: my other way of thinking about it is that, considering the type of woman she was, her womb was probably the equivalent of a blast furnace.

Me and my boyfriend Henry have going out for a few months now and its settled into a really great loving relationship. The problem is my friends seem to view our relationship as sick or perverse and constantly make cheap comments behind my back. Henry is pretty much a loner and dosen't have many friends so I really want mine to accept him. Below I have a photo of Henry, any help you could give me would be great.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6899/henry8pp.jpg
It appears that Henry has a major addiction to snorting stuff. I would ditch in favour of a more conventional model:

http://www.137.com/museum/lucywest.jpg

Never trust someone who doesn't look you directly in the eye, which this Henry most certainly doesn't. I suggest you dump him. He's probably dating someone behind your back. And the long nose is absolute proof that he's a pathological liar. Any yid would be jealous of that nose.
Please don't hate me. Please?

"A Great Nose Indicates A Great Man."
-Cyrano de Bergerac, by Edmund Rostand.