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http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/23/cruise.holmes.reut/index.html

Summary: Their baby's name, Suri, is Hebrew for "get out of here."

Tension in the middle-east personified. This child is a prophet!

Yes! It's the Crussia!

Did we really need more proof? Sometimes, I think he needs to be run over by a very large vehicle...

At least he didn't name his kid L. Ron or Thetan...

Suri is also Japanese for "pickpocket".

Suri is also Japanese for "pickpocket".
Which makes more sense because that is what she will be growing up the daughter of a bat-shit crazy celebrity.

Kinda Finnish ( "surina" ja "surista" ) for the words "buzz" and "hum" respectively.

Which makes more sense because that is what she will be growing up the daughter of a bat-shit crazy celebrity.
Which is exactly why you want to research the name first and not just pick it for a single reason, but for the overall meaning.

Which is exactly why you want to research the name first and not just pick it for a single reason, but for the overall meaning.

Yeah. That's why I'm naming my kid Kane. Sounds vindictive.

If it's a girl, Anna.

Yeah. That's why I'm naming my kid Kane. Sounds vindictive.
After the world's first murderer? Nice.

I hate Tom Cruise.

Different spellings - Cain and Kane

Tom cruise is a loon

Anyone who knows or cares obviously has been ODed on pop/tv culture.

I can only hope for two bitter ironies to kick- okay, three bitter ironies- to kick Tom Cruise in the crotch.

1) Katie Holmes gets hit with a major- even Andrea Yates grade- post-partum depression. Brooke Shields can watch and laugh with me.

2) Baby Suri grows up to be a bitter rebel who despises Scientology and maybe comes out with documented accounts of what a closet-dweller Daddy really is.

3) Tom Cruise is crushed to death by a couch.

Different spellings - Cain and Kane
But, they're the same name, they sound the same.
"Kris" and "Chris" for example.
Just like "Wilhem" and "Guillermo" are both names that are equivalents to the English "Wiliam".

Anyone who knows or cares obviously has been ODed on pop/tv culture.

Wait a second. I am pop culture incarenate and this is bullshit. With everything from Jesus fish to Oprah we're assulted with popculture daily, there is no way around it.

...Yes the Christies (Christ followers) are pop culture

I can only hope for two bitter ironies to kick- okay, three bitter ironies- to kick Tom Cruise in the crotch.

1) Katie Holmes gets hit with a major- even Andrea Yates grade- post-partum depression. Brooke Shields can watch and laugh with me.

2) Baby Suri grows up to be a bitter rebel who despises Scientology and maybe comes out with documented accounts of what a closet-dweller Daddy really is.

3) Tom Cruise is crushed to death by a couch.

4. The batteries run out on the headset Tom uses to brainwash Katie each night. She awakes to the realization of where she is, what is going on- and takes the baby and bolts. Tom promptly sues for custody, and the biggest court battle in history ensues. I'm talking OJesque. Katie eventually wins, because no matter how rich the scientologists are, they cannot stand against the combimed might of the Vast Right Wing Christian World Order.

Didn't he also eat the kid's afterbirth?

Who doesn't enjoy a cold palencta sammich every now and then?

Who doesn't enjoy a cold palencta sammich every now and then?
Damn that reminds me, I have to go down to the hospital to pick up some more placenta, I'm all out.

Suri also means sun, according to the article. It kinda sounds like a pretty name too.

*shrugs*

He may be a douche, but he's a douche for a lot of different reasons, imo.

Who doesn't enjoy a cold palencta sammich every now and then?


Culinarily deprived people, that's whom.

Culinarily deprived people, that's whom.

Those poor poor souls.

The scene in MI:III where he's running towards the camera and gets thrown sideways into a car by an explosion is pretty cool though.

Is one of the Jewish? Didn't know that.

Is any more proof really required? Tom Cruise==mindfucked crazy is practically a logical axiom at this point.

Speaking of mind fuck, I'm going to play Silent Hill now, for Tom Criuse belongs there.

Suri in the Zilamian language means "My dad is a tool, and he likes to suck large penis"...Odd name

Or from a gay's perspective, it means "My father is a tool, and sticks his face in big pussy."

The scene in MI:III where he's running towards the camera and gets thrown sideways into a car by an explosion is pretty cool though.

Is one of the Jewish? Didn't know that.

That's a pretty terrible scene, cos the explosion is behind him, not beside him. Or so it appears.

Suri in the Zilamian language means "My dad is a tool, and he likes to suck large penis"...Odd name
hmmmm

im reminded of that old story that eskimos have 20 different words for snow and now i wonder just WHY zilamian has such a simple word for "mydadisatoolandhelikestosucklargepenis"

It is sad that so many people care about this.

It is sad that so many people care about this.
Exactly,

Best way for him to go away is to not give him air time.

Exactly,

Best way for him to go away is to not give him air time.

True, but it is also sad that so many people would call him a douche bag when they have, in all likely hood, never met the guy.

Tom Cruise has always been quite the loon in my book ever since he joined that scientology stuff.

Tom Cruise has always been quite the loon in my book ever since he joined that scientology stuff.

Sure, Scientology is a crazy religion, to us at least. But, why should we care what his religion is? Just say, "That's great Tom, so what is your next movie?".

Well, it's his choice to follow that ``religion", as you call it but I wonder in what kind of environment that child is growing up. It cannot be normal, can it?

And about his movies? As long as he's actor, he'll be hired. As long as it pays well, he looks at the script.

Well, it's his choice to follow that ``religion", as you call it but I wonder in what kind of environment that child is growing up. It cannot be normal, can it?

And about his movies? As long as he's actor, he'll be hired. As long as it pays well, he looks at the script.

Is there such a thing as a normal environment?

My point about his movies was just that instead of asking about his religion, ask about his new films.

After the world's first murderer? Nice.

Only if you're Christian. I personally take the name from C&C's Kane. Legend.

I thought the name meant "hebrew princess" or "rose"

.. or something.. I bet Brookes kid is the new Jesus and Tom's kid is the antichrist. I seriously think so.

I thought the name meant "hebrew princess" or "rose"

Like I said: Tom Cruise is a douche.

To be fair, it's not as stupid as some names celebrities have given their kids:
Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue (daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Jett (son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston)
Diezel and Denim (sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael (children of Michael Jackson)
Speck Wildhorse and Hud (sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)
Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Tu Morrow (daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre)
Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono),
Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths),
Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf),
Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham),
Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson),
Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson),
Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn - named after Dennis, not a frog),
Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni),
Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames),
Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson),
Apple Blythe Alison Martin (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin),
Lourdes (Madonna),
Ireland (Alec Baldwin),
True Harlow (Jodie Foster),
Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel (Seal and Heidi Klum),
Coco (daughter of Courteney Cox and David Arquette),
Phinneaus Walter (Julia Roberts),
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt),
Kal-el Coppola (Nicolas Cage's kid. Kal-el is the homeworld of Superman),
Zowie (David Bowie's kid. Zowie changed his name to Joe, then finally to Duncan as soon as he turned 16 and could legally do so),
Homer (Richard Gere - ok, not a bad name, but let's face it, he's going to have people going "D'oh!" everywhere he goes).

Stupidiest collection of kid's names ever:
Peaches Honey Blossom
Fifi Trixibelle
Pixie
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
(all Paula Yate's offspring [first 3 by Bob Geldoff, last one by Michael Hutchence] - surely definite proof that drugs and child-naming doesn't mix)

All-time favourites:
Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva. They had a good reason - children of Frank Zappa

Like I said: Tom Cruise is a douche.
I agree. And I bet that kid will be the most spoiled little bitch you will ever see.

Have a $600 cellphone at 13, a (hehehe) Porsche at 16, Paris Hilton at 17, Rehab at 18, writing a book about how it's like growing up in that stupid family at 21.

I'm sure she will be a rebel.

Sure, Scientology is a crazy religion, to us at least. But, why should we care what his religion is? Just say, "That's great Tom, so what is your next movie?".

Name one movie that Tom Cruise acted in that shows he actually knows how to act well...

Sure, Scientology is a crazy religion, to us at least. But, why should we care what his religion is? Just say, "That's great Tom, so what is your next movie?".

Have you ever READ about what they believe? It makes Christianity look entirely scientific and reasonable.

After the world's first murderer? Nice.

I think Cain was the world's first abused, neglected child - no one valued him or his talents - so he went postal.

Tom Cruise is a sub-human troll.

Kal-El was Supermans Kryptonian name, not his planet (sorry, the geek in me just exploded). And Nick Coppola renamed himself Nick Cage after Luke Cage, Power Man in the Avengers...

The way the guy translated it, its sounds like he's being polite. Like the actual translation is "F**k off", but he didn't want to say that on to the news...

Audio Science is my favourite. And Bob Geldof is a disgrace to Ireland. Arrogant prick.

To be fair, it's not as stupid as some names celebrities have given their kids:
-snip crazy names-

OMG thank you for the list, I am so emailing it to my in-laws so they will leave me alone about what I named my kids!!!


btw, who cares what they named the kid, it can change it when it gets older. Probably it will end up in school with kids with dumber names anyway, since celeb kids all go the same places anyway, and besides, no matter what it means Suri is a pretty name ;)


:p

Suri is PERSIAN for Rose.

I dont bear any ill-will toward Tom Cruise, his wife or new child.

I dont particularly care for the guy- he does seem to be a bit of a lunatic and more offensive is his condescending superiority that became clear on that interview with Matt Lauer. Very intollerant.

But I dont wish him any problems.

I think Cain was the world's first abused, neglected child - no one valued him or his talents - so he went postal.

Actually Cain and Abel were in the agricultural industry; Cain was into produce and Abel was into herding. They both offered their bounties to God. Cain got a "Fuck Off" from God for his fruits and vegetables, and Abel got "That's what I like" for his meat. Hence Cain feeling screwed by God and leading to that murder.

Tom Cruise is a sub-human troll.

That's an insult to trolls everywhere.

I dont bear any ill-will toward Tom Cruise, his wife or new child.

I dont particularly care for the guy- he does seem to be a bit of a lunatic and more offensive is his condescending superiority that became clear on that interview with Matt Lauer. Very intollerant.

But I dont wish him any problems.


same here. I would hope that things go smoothly enough that the child makes it to adulthood without serious damage though. You know they aren't allowed to talk to the kid 7 days after birth (I heard it somewhere) anyway, that's messed up, but probably won't hurt the kid as much as I imagine it to.

Actually Cain and Abel were in the agricultural industry; Cain was into produce and Abel was into herding. They both offered their bounties to God. Cain got a "Fuck Off" from God for his fruits and vegetables, and Abel got "That's what I like" for his meat. Hence Cain feeling screwed by God and leading to that murder.

I always got the feeling that God was unhappy with Cain because they weren't his "first fruits" and in fact were a pretty crappy sacrifice. Cain was at fault for his own problems.

Yeah. That's why I'm naming my kid Kane. Sounds vindictive.


My name is Kane and my favorite color is BROOWN.

(Reference to something yet again)

Name the kid Moo

Name the kid Moo


they could name the kid "Spooze"

they could name the kid "Spooze"
Ilike that name, is it irish?

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/23/cruise.holmes.reut/index.html

Summary: Their baby's name, Suri, is Hebrew for "get out of here."

You needed proof after Jerry McGuire?

Ilike that name, is it irish?


as a matter of fact-it is. It means "the wee one that glistens like a pearl"

:rolleyes: It is sad that so many people care about this.

A agree, who cares what that wackjob names his brat? Get a life people...:rolleyes: