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George Jetson's suitcase aircar vs. Knight Rider's KITT.

Gymoor II The Return
22-04-2006, 22:19
By the people who brought you the geekery of Star Wars ships vs. Star Trek ships...

This summer.

David Hasselhoff, in cooperation with Hannah Barbara Studios, brings you:


Futurewatch

If you've ever wanted to see Judy Jetson in a red bathingsuit...

If you can't get enough of David Hasselhoff...

If you want to see KITT fly...

If you want to see Elroy get his ass kicked...

You'll come down to the movie theater this summer to see the ultimate battle for the future of earth.

Because when a shipment of Cogsley's cogs and Spacely's sprockets are accidentally mixed together forming a megalomaniacal self aware interface that gets installed in George's car, it's up to KITT to go back to the future to ground the Jetson's family car...permanently.
Gymoor II The Return
23-04-2006, 02:02
How can you ignore this important issue?
Turquoise Days
23-04-2006, 02:06
Because it's 2am.
*falls asleep with head on keyboard*
DrunkenDove
23-04-2006, 02:07
How can you ignore this important issue?

I am shocked and appalled at NSGs apathy.
Secluded Islands
23-04-2006, 02:08
*yawns*

borrrrriiiiing...
The Nazz
23-04-2006, 02:11
By the people who brought you the geekery of Star Wars ships vs. Star Trek ships...

This summer.

David Hasselhoff, in cooperation with Hannah Barbara Studios, brings you:


Futurewatch

If you've ever wanted to see Judy Jetson in a red bathingsuit...

If you can't get enough of David Hasselhoff...

If you want to see KITT fly...

If you want to see Elroy get his ass kicked...

You'll come down to the movie theater this summer to see the ultimate battle for the future of earth.

Because when a shipment of Cogsley's cogs and Spacely's sprockets are accidentally mixed together forming a megalomaniacal self aware interface that gets installed in George's car, it's up to KITT to go back to the future to ground the Jetson's family car...permanently.
That's just stupid enough to get made.
Gymoor II The Return
23-04-2006, 07:46
That's just stupid enough to get made.

The tragedy is that you're not kidding.
Splang
23-04-2006, 14:19
I voted for everything. :D
Turquoise Days
23-04-2006, 15:37
As is traditional with multiple choice polls.
Megaloria
23-04-2006, 15:40
The winner is Matt Tracker and the rest of the gang from Boulder Hill.

Except T-Bob, he blows.
Mariehamn
23-04-2006, 16:36
This is advertising. Oh - wait - there's a poll!!!!1111!!!!11!111
Free Soviets
23-04-2006, 16:39
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5154/hassel1id.jpg (http://www.dieselsweeties.com/)
Peisandros
23-04-2006, 16:40
The Jetsons?! Ohh, oldschool. I remember that cartoon from when I was like 6 or something. Fuck Knight Rider.
Keruvalia
23-04-2006, 16:54
Dude ... no contest ...

http://www.hasselhoff.co.uk/i_coleman.jpg
Gauthier
23-04-2006, 17:08
The winner is Matt Tracker and the rest of the gang from Boulder Hill.

Except T-Bob, he blows.

The Law of Common Sense Operation (aka the Power Ranger Steering Rule): Any highly technological equipment- especially vehicles- should not be activated exclusively or primarily by voice commands and/or sissy somatic gesticulations. If you fail to see the point of this, try racing in NASCAR while having to drive like a Power Ranger would.

And T-Bob can cook, dammit.
The Nazz
24-04-2006, 01:36
The tragedy is that you're not kidding.
Shhhh. I'm putting my pitch together right now.