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So we all know that Harry Potter books lead people to witchcraft, satanism and suicide.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=78859

In addition to that, I've now determined that I'm suffering under a satanic curse from Harry Potter. I've had numerous car problems since I and my alter-ego Jesussaves began speaking out on the evils of Harry Potter. Today the driver's side windshield wiper on my car broke, and it's supposed to rain all day and into tomorrow. Still I won't be detered from pointing out the evil influence and the danger of these horrible, satanic books.

EDIT: Oh, this is my 10,000th post. Yay me!

Hmmm...I don't like the Harry Potter books (poorly written, limited creatively, etc.), but you've got to be a moron to think that they are a widespread cause of kids practicing witchcraft or becoming 'Satanists'.

In addition to that, I've now determined that I'm suffering under a satanic curse from Harry Potter.

ZOMG! Me 2!

I watched one of the Harry Potter movies last night and today I'm hungover!

I'd be proud if my kids went satanist after read Harry Potter. Hell, i'd be proud if my kids were satanists, period.

This is why I refuse to read those books. Either that or I'm just plain lazy.. yeah.. I'll go with lazy.
And yay! Satanism gave you the power to reach 10,000!

Congrats on you 10,000th post

While I find the Harry Potter books entretaining, but thats about it

I dont think they have that big an effect on this increased witcraft tho

ZOMG! Me 2!

I watched one of the Harry Potter movies last night and today I'm hungover!
My god! It's even spreading to the Jewish, Muslim, Texan community! When will someone put a stop to this?

Congrats on you 10,000th post

While I find the Harry Potter books entretaining, but thats about it

I dont think they have that big an effect on this increased witcraft tho
Did you click on either of the links? I think that there is more than enough proof there.

Harry Potter cannot be anything but the handiwork of the Devil himself, obviously. Anything that makes reference to withcraft and magic is inspired by his evil influence. Now the satanists in Hollywood are using the franchise to promote the human sacrifice, stem-cell research, and the homosexual agenda to innocent young children. Just think of how corrupted your kids would be if they saw KIDS THEIR OWN AGE casting magical spells, killing "mandrakes" (which resemble babies), and worshipping Satan. "Jesus Killer" Rowling herself has admitted to devoting her life to the Kabbalah and the Satanic Bible so that she could do Satan's work by writing these truly horrible stories. You should take this more seriously, our childrens' fragile little minds are being warped by this evil.

My god! It's even spreading to the Jewish, Muslim, Texan community! When will someone put a stop to this?

Drop the Muslim. I've become Apostate. Officially.

But still .... Harry Potter must be stopped. My wife is hungover too!

Did you click on either of the links? I think that there is more than enough proof there.
Even if they do, Im sure that wasent their original purpose
otherwise, Rowling is one sick freak

Harry Potter cannot be anything but the handiwork of the Devil himself, obviously. Anything that makes reference to withcraft and magic is inspired by his evil influence. Now the satanists in Hollywood are using the franchise to promote the human sacrifice, stem-cell research, and the homosexual agenda to innocent young children. Just think of how corrupted your kids would be if they saw KIDS THEIR OWN AGE casting magical spells, killing "mandrakes" (which resemble babies), and worshipping Satan. "Jesus Killer" Rowling herself has admitted to devoting her life to the Kabbalah and the Satanic Bible so that she could do Satan's work by writing these truly horrible stories. You should take this more seriously, our childrens' fragile little minds are being warped by this evil.
Exactly my point! Pretty soon you'll see kids with clotheshangers harvesting stems so that they can magically cure spinal injuries.

Drop the Muslim. I've become Apostate. Officially.

But still .... Harry Potter must be stopped. My wife is hungover too!
Damn, he's driving people to drink as well.

Rowling must be stopped! Let's... Let's burn all of her paper! And... And her computer too! lol @ everyone taking this seriously

Damn, he's driving people to drink as well.

'Tis true! For 2 years I didn't touch a drop and watching that movie forced me to pour massive quantities of bourbon down my and my wife's throat. I think we had naughty sex, too.

Damn you, Harry Potter!

I suspect that J.K. Rowling is practising witchcraft herself. How else could an unemployed single mother who is living on state benefits become a millionaire overnight?

What kids say after reading Harry Potter

http://www.chick.com/catalog/videos/kids.asp

Rowling must be stopped! Let's... Let's burn all of her paper! And... And her computer too! lol @ everyone taking this seriously
You're not going far enough! In the old days, we burned PEOPLE! TIE HER TO THE STAKE, SHE'S AN EVIL WITCH, BURN HER ALIVE!!!!!

Drop the Muslim. I've become Apostate. Officially.
I'm glad that you have left such a violent religion. I suggest that you open yourself to the light of Christ. If you let Jesus into your life and become a Christian, your life will become more peaceful and you will find the meaning that you have been searching for.

Yours in Christ,
Ginnoria

Ugh... Morons. Maybe if your kids didn't confuse reality with fantasy, and maybe actually researched these secular religions instead of just thinking that drawing an upside down pentagram and sacrificing a goat will get you magical powers, this kind of crap wouldn't be happening! Satanism isn't really all it's cracked up to be. It's not about sacrificing people and goats. I think one of their rules is like, "Do what you want, just don't harm anyone else in the process", or something like that. These kids aren't even Satanists, even if they are REAL kids and not just planted to make the Harry Potter books look bad. Well, they are bad, I mean, they absolutely SUCK, but if they drive your kids to be Satanists, well, your kids are just morons. Oh, and that "The Onion" site, it's essentially a bunch of bullshit. I don't think Rowelling or whatever her name is would actually promote the fact that the Harry Potter books promote Satanism. And so what if kids start learning about real secular religions because they read a Harry Potter book? Most secular religions aren't "Evil". Hell, just because they renounce the Christian God doesn't mean their evil. Wicca is a relatively peaceful religion. So is Satanism. These people are just retarded beyond belief.

What kids say after reading Harry Potter

http://www.chick.com/catalog/videos/kids.asp
Mmm Hmm. So what? If they want to join a secular religion, LET THEM!

Exactly my point! Pretty soon you'll see kids with clotheshangers harvesting stems so that they can magically cure spinal injuries.
And there's anything wrong with healing people through magic? Oh, but it'll be an evil healing because magic is involved! *sarcasm* Ok, DCD, I want to make sure, your posts ARE loaded with sarcasm, right? Please tell me they are.

In the name of Harry Potter, I command all kids to shed te blood of the innocent...to mulitate themselves, disfigure themselves, transform themselves into SATAN!


LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!

So we all know that Harry Potter books lead people to witchcraft, satanism and suicide.

Yeah. So do Max Barry novels.

Ugh... Morons. Maybe if your kids didn't confuse reality with fantasy, and maybe actually researched these secular religions instead of just thinking that drawing an upside down pentagram and sacrificing a goat will get you magical powers, this kind of crap wouldn't be happening! Satanism isn't really all it's cracked up to be. It's not about sacrificing people and goats. I think one of their rules is like, "Do what you want, just don't harm anyone else in the process", or something like that. These kids aren't even Satanists, even if they are REAL kids and not just planted to make the Harry Potter books look bad. Well, they are bad, I mean, they absolutely SUCK, but if they drive your kids to be Satanists, well, your kids are just morons. Oh, and that "The Onion" site, it's essentially a bunch of bullshit. I don't think Rowelling or whatever her name is would actually promote the fact that the Harry Potter books promote Satanism. And so what if kids start learning about real secular religions because they read a Harry Potter book? Most secular religions aren't "Evil". Hell, just because they renounce the Christian God doesn't mean their evil. Wicca is a relatively peaceful religion. So is Satanism. These people are just retarded beyond belief.

The Onion is not bullshit, it's our nation's newspaper of record.

Your evil, demon-inspired rant makes me think you may be posessed. I'll have Jesussaves pray for you.

You're not going far enough! In the old days, we burned PEOPLE! TIE HER TO THE STAKE, SHE'S AN EVIL WITCH, BURN HER ALIVE!!!!!
She turned me into a newt.

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I got better.

In the name of Harry Potter, I command all kids to shed te blood of the innocent...to mulitate themselves, disfigure themselves, transform themselves into SATAN!


LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!
Oh, so now your calling Mao evil? Just because he was communist? AND?!?!?! I SAY GOOD MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING COMMUNIST?!?!?! MAO WAS A GREAT LEADER! AND IF YOU DENY HIM, YOU DENY ALL THAT IS CIVIL AND RIGHT!

The Onion is not bullshit, it's our nation's newspaper of record.

Your evil, demon-inspired rant makes me think you may be posessed. I'll have Jesussaves pray for you.

Smite him Odin, smite him! When Ragnarok comes, the side of Odin will prevail! Odin One-Eye! Odin the All-Father! Mwahahahahahahahah!

The Onion is not bullshit, it's our nation's newspaper of record.

Your evil, demon-inspired rant makes me think you may be posessed. I'll have Jesussaves pray for you.
Tell me you are being sarcastic. PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She turned me into a newt.

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I got better.
YAY! That's my favorite part of the Holy Grail.

Wait, wait, wait, there's a very easy way to decide what to do with her.
Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Has anyone read the first post? You got your information from a parody newspaper in an article that mocked your own cause, I doubt there is anything you could have posted that would have made you look like a bigger idiot. People like you give christians like myself a bad name. Harry Potter is harmless, people like you, beliving the Onion, starting internet crusades and such, are making christians everywhere look like idiots, and are a much bigger problem. :headbang:

Oh, so now your calling Mao evil? Just because he was communist? AND?!?!?! I SAY GOOD MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING COMMUNIST?!?!?! MAO WAS A GREAT LEADER! AND IF YOU DENY HIM, YOU DENY ALL THAT IS CIVIL AND RIGHT!

If I'm saying Mao is evil, why would I say "Long live Chairman Mao"? I mean it!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!

Has anyone read the first post? You got your information from a parody newspaper in an article that mocked your own cause, I doubt there is anything you could have posted that would have made you look like a bigger idiot. People like you give christians like myself a bad name. Harry Potter is harmless, people like you, beliving the Onion, starting internet crusades and such, are making christians everywhere look like idiots, and are a much bigger problem. :headbang:

It's fantasy, people. It doesn't exist. Oh, well, the Torah says that if women wear pants their decree is death by stoning. Does that mean that all Jewish kids are conservative rednecked male chauvinists? DOES IT? DOES IT?

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!

Has anyone read the first post? You got your information from a parody newspaper in an article that mocked your own cause, I doubt there is anything you could have posted that would have made you look like a bigger idiot. People like you give christians like myself a bad name. Harry Potter is harmless, people like you, beliving the Onion, starting internet crusades and such, are making christians everywhere look like idiots, and are a much bigger problem. :headbang:
Finally, someone sensible!

Oh, so now your calling Mao evil? Just because he was communist? AND?!?!?! I SAY GOOD MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING COMMUNIST?!?!?! MAO WAS A GREAT LEADER! AND IF YOU DENY HIM, YOU DENY ALL THAT IS CIVIL AND RIGHT!
I've heard Mao was a pedophile.

you know what, you are pathetic, i don't want to be christian anymore. Your posts have converted me to starting my own cult. I call it
Wheres Waldoism, and anyone who wants to join is welcomet to. Ill draw up a list of gods in an hour or so.

I enjoy the Harry Potter Books and Movies, and I think the people that say they are evil and will turn people into Satanists are loony. If a child is so naive that as soon as the read the books they began practicing witchcraft, then the parents messed up somewhere and they they deserve it for their bad parenting.

I've heard Mao was a pedophile.

I've heard that if you play "Hit Me Baby One More Time" in reverse, you here "Sleep with me I'm not to young"

you know what, you are pathetic, i don't want to be christian anymore. Your posts have converted me to starting my own cult. I call it
Wheres Waldoism, and anyone who wants to join is welcomet to. Ill draw up a list of gods in an hour or so.
Cults are banned on this forum. *nods*

I've heard Mao was a pedophile.
That is a largely unsubstantiated claim! Mao was a good man, fighting for the chinese people, fighting for thier civil rights and liberties!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!

you know what, you are pathetic, i don't want to be christian anymore. Your posts have converted me to starting my own cult. I call it
Wheres Waldoism, and anyone who wants to join is welcomet to. Ill draw up a list of gods in an hour or so.

My cult is called The Cult of Beer. Every member (including little babies) must have two beers every day.

That is a largely unsubstantiated claim! Mao was a good man, fighting for the chinese people, fighting for thier civil rights and liberties!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!

Amen!

I've heard that if you play "Hit Me Baby One More Time" in reverse, you here "Sleep with me I'm not to young"
Surely you'd here "Emit erom eno ybab em tih"? Which is clearly something about Brian Eno...

awww, i liked my new cult 8-( oh well God will forgive me

Cults are banned on this forum. *nods*

Oh, sorry. I didn't knoe that.

btw in regards subliminalness check this out.

http://subliminal.ytmnd.com/

Surely you'd here "Emit erom eno ybab em tih"? Which is clearly something about Brian Eno...

No, you have to play the song in reverse with a sound-editing program. And it's not the line "Hit Me Baby One More Time" it's "With you I lose my mind/Give me a sign"

Long Live Chairman Mao!

Oh, sorry. I didn't knoe that.
They aren't. These Christians are simply trying to dominate the forums! I SAY WE FIGHT BACK! LET US START CULTS ON THESE FORUMS! WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS! RICTNAL KMITAL!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!

Wow.....just..wow....All this over a book series. Ya know, even if Harry Pothead is just the scribbling's of a clinically insane, crack-addicted nut-job, it's still not worth getting your panties in a knot about it. So, before you decide to go postal and shoot up your local mall because of an argument you had with someone you really don't know on the internet, take a step back, relax and take your finger off of the trigger. It's just a fictional story, for cryin' out loud. :sniper:



P.S. Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

No, you have to play the song in reverse with a sound-editing program. And it's not the line "Hit Me Baby One More Time" it's "With you I lose my mind/Give me a sign"

Long Live Chairman Mao!
Wouldn't that be "Ngis a em evig, dnim ym esol I uoy htiw"? Clearly something about jeans...

Wow.....just..wow....All this over a book series. Ya know, even if Harry Pothead is just the scribbling's of a clinically insane, crack-addicted nut-job, it's still not worth getting your panties in a knot about it. So, before you decide to go postal and shoot up your local mall because of an argument you had with someone you really don't know on the internet, take a step back, relax and take your finger off of the trigger. It's just a fictional story, for cryin' out loud. :sniper:



P.S. Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
Who'd've thought that us generalites could keep a sarcastic thread going for four pages?!

there are loony people in this world. when ever something in their life is not right they look to something else to be the cause of it. More then often they also seem to carry a label as christian. so by association other people see it as all christians doing stupid shit like this.

i was at a theater when the first harry potter movie came out. the popcorn bags had harry potter on it to promote the film. and some group of ladies made a deal out of it and demanded that they were given different popcorn bags because they saw harry potter as evil.

what the hell, they made me think christians are nutcases and i am a christian.

i would like to note that i try to stay away from groups that do these kind of things

Mao is a very well known pedaphile. He molested the entire cast of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. It is rumored that Harry Potter books drove him to it.
We must be careful in our uniting against the 16 year old boy with a scar very causiously. We know not what powers the Dark Lord has given him. Our crusade against evil can lead to our death.
Thank God for the Da Vinci Code.

Wouldn't that be "Ngis a em evig, dnim ym esol I uoy htiw"? Clearly something about jeans...

I actually didn't believe it.

So I downloaded the really crap song, edited it a bit, so I could hear it in reverse, then I did indeed hear just that...

...then I was slightly spooked, but decided I didn't want such a crap song on my computer.

So I deleted the song.

And there was much rejoicing.

Then I read a harry potter book.

And there was much rejoicing.

Who'd've thought that us generalites could keep a sarcastic thread going for four pages?!
Don't "Woo" until you're across the 10th page.

Mao is a very well known pedaphile. He molested the entire cast of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. It is rumored that Harry Potter books drove him to it.
We must be careful in our uniting against the 16 year old boy with a scar very causiously. We know not what powers the Dark Lord has given him. Our crusade against evil can lead to our death.
Thank God for the Da Vinci Code.
I know for a fact he's trying to kill my car.

Don't "Woo" until you're across the 10th page.
I didn't 'Woo'. I never 'woo'. Well, that's a lie. But I always wait until the 10th page, often spamming the thread to make sure it reaches the glorious 136th post, so that I may utter the magnificent word in all its glory.

Harry Potter has been shown to be a main component of postwhoring.:)

Harry Potter has been shown to be a main component of postwhoring.:)
Indeed. Half your posts to date have been in threads about Harry Potter. :D

Oh, so now your calling Mao evil? Just because he was communist? AND?!?!?! I SAY GOOD MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING COMMUNIST?!?!?! MAO WAS A GREAT LEADER! AND IF YOU DENY HIM, YOU DENY ALL THAT IS CIVIL AND RIGHT!

I've nothing against communism, but are you not aware of Mao's 'great step forward' of 1958-62 which resulted in 'the great famine' amongst other such disasters.

see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_leap_forward.

Surely this is not the action of a great leader?

ya, he was good at leading rebellions, like commies are wont to do, but leading a country? communism isn't good unless its fighting a war

'Tis true! For 2 years I didn't touch a drop and watching that movie forced me to pour massive quantities of bourbon down my and my wife's throat. I think we had naughty sex, too.

Damn you, Harry Potter!


You wouldn´t be, like the worst off all, sarcastic!!!! Would you ??

My hungover is caused by Portugese redwine, portwine and brandy
Damm you, Harry Potter

Ban all fictional novels!
Tear down libraries!
Lets all stay at home, and play a nice game of Grand Theft Auto.

Ban all fictional novels!
Tear down libraries!
Lets all stay at home, and play a nice game of Grand Theft Auto.
Grand theft auto is evil too. When people feel like reading, masturbating, or doing any other immoral things they should just pray until the temptation passes.

Hmmm...I don't like the Harry Potter books (poorly written, limited creatively, etc.), but you've got to be a moron to think that they are a widespread cause of kids practicing witchcraft or becoming 'Satanists'.

My thoughts exactly. Don't hate them because they're supposedly satanic. Hate them because they just aren't that good.

Grand theft auto is evil too. When people feel like reading, masturbating, or doing any other immoral things they should just pray until the temptation passes.
Are you saying that reading is immoral?!?! :confused:

Are you saying that reading is immoral?!?! :confused:
Yes, unless you're reading the KJV Bible, of course. Anything else will just confuse you and lead you away from Jesus.

Yes, unless you're reading the KJV Bible, of course. Anything else will just confuse you and lead you away from Jesus.
What about things like the chronicles of Narnia? Or would you consider such books blasphemes?

Yes, unless you're reading the KJV Bible, of course. Anything else will just confuse you and lead you away from Jesus.

Exactly. Reading heathen books can lead to evolution.

Harry Potter drove me to kill myself as a sacrifice to Satan.

What about things like the chronicles of Narnia? Or would you consider such books blasphemes?
Absolute blasphemy. They depict Jesus as a lion. Lions are sinfull, foul-smelling creatures. They've even been known to eat Christians!

Actually I'm kidding about the whole thing.

Yes, unless you're reading the KJV Bible, of course. Anything else will just confuse you and lead you away from Jesus.
Thank goodness we have your guidence which we thought was lost when the forces of satan silenced Jesussaves!

'Tis true! For 2 years I didn't touch a drop and watching that movie forced me to pour massive quantities of bourbon down my and my wife's throat. I think we had naughty sex, too.

Damn you, Harry Potter!

And you are complaining?:headbang:

Absolute blasphemy. They depict Jesus as a lion. Lions are sinfull, foul-smelling creatures. They've even been known to eat Christians!

Actually I'm kidding about the whole thing.

I've a lot to learn!
:D

Absolute blasphemy. They depict Jesus as a lion. Lions are sinfull, foul-smelling creatures. They've even been known to eat Christians!

Actually I'm kidding about the whole thing.
Lions fornicate quite a lot, too. Which reminds me of what is bound to happen in that last HP book.

Who'll do Hermione? Harry? Ron? Hagrid? All of them?

My thoughts exactly. Don't hate them because they're supposedly satanic. Hate them because they just aren't that good.
This could be applied to so many things...

I suggest that you open yourself to the light of Christ.

Fuck no. Leave the frying pan to jump in the fire? Keep your Jesus to yourself.

Keep your Jesus to yourself.
Ewww, now I've got Jesus on me.
*desperately wipes shirt*
Yeah, that's gonna leave a stain.

Jesus is the light


http://jesuslight.ytmnd.com/

I dont understand people who are against books such as the works of JK Rowling. She is an amazing writer and has written a series of books for any ages and there arent any laws against it. Religions i find are becoming more and more conservative to things going on in the real world. the pen may be mightier than the sword but its not like people actually act on it. Its called Fiction. Why dont the religious focus on more important matters like, bullying, war and discrimination? This book is promoting none of those and they are all existant in everyones culture. Focus on something that will impact the world way more than just a book. :)

Jesus is the light


http://jesuslight.ytmnd.com/

rofl!

http://christdunkindonuts.ytmnd.com/

This is why I read Harry Potter books. My sins wern't died for.

ROFLMAO. This thread makes me laugh, but anyone saying Harry Potter is an evil series promoting the worship of Satan deserves to be called retarded by one of those kids you used to go to school with who sat there the whole time making funny noises. I'm christian myself, but for God in all his glory, are we trying to start a relegios war?

ROFLMAO. This thread makes me laugh, but anyone saying Harry Potter is an evil series promoting the worship of Satan deserves to be called retarded by one of those kids you used to go to school with who sat there the whole time making funny noises. I'm christian myself, but for God in all his glory, are we trying to start a relegios war?

No, i dont think we are but some of the more... i guess the correct terms would be 'unkind' and 'obsessed' christians seem like they are all for a religious war. Kinda unbelievable :(

Absolute blasphemy. They depict Jesus as a lion. Lions are sinfull, foul-smelling creatures. They've even been known to eat Christians!

Actually I'm kidding about the whole thing.
Actually the Lion was only implied to be Jesus.
Lions fornicate quite a lot, too. Which reminds me of what is bound to happen in that last HP book.

Who'll do Hermione? Harry? Ron? Hagrid? All of them?
Did you see those pictures of the actress that played her in the movie?

No, i dont think we are but some of the more... i guess the correct terms would be 'unkind' and 'obsessed' christians seem like they are all for a religious war. Kinda unbelievable :(
I agree, I say, if they want to go to Hell, let them, but try to help if they won't go beserk when you mention Jesus.

I agree, I say, if they want to go to Hell, let them

Can't go somewhere that doesn't exist.

Is that a challenge? :p

Afterlife, but hey, what a challenge.

I dont understand people who are against books such as the works of JK Rowling. She is an amazing writer and has written a series of books for any ages and there arent any laws against it. Religions i find are becoming more and more conservative to things going on in the real world. the pen may be mightier than the sword but its not like people actually act on it. Its called Fiction. Why dont the religious focus on more important matters like, bullying, war and discrimination? This book is promoting none of those and they are all existant in everyones culture. Focus on something that will impact the world way more than just a book. :)

Why should we focus on bullying? There are more important things than that.




I agree, I say, if they want to go to Hell, let them, but try to help if they won't go beserk when you mention Jesus.


Exactly! Because people are going to go to hell for not believing in Jesus! :rolleyes:

Did you see those pictures of the actress that played her in the movie?

http://harrypervert.ytmnd.com-He has

http://harrypervert.ytmnd.com-He has
Oh, that made me laugh.

http://harrypervert.ytmnd.com-He has
:eek:

The grin on his face makes me wonder if he really is evil.

http://harrypervert.ytmnd.com-He has


Thats hilarious. I was trying to figure out what that theme from Chrono Trigger had to do with that, but then realized what part the theme played at. :p

:eek:

The grin on his face makes me wonder if he really is evil.
YES! A new follower!

Exactly! Because people are going to go to hell for not believing in Jesus! :rolleyes:
Yep.

http://harrypervert.ytmnd.com-He has
Funny, but I don't think that was the actor that played Harry, I think that says Hermionies sick and wrong.

Susch says she read the first Harry Potter novel when she was in the fourth grade. Two years later, she says, she and her friends were practicing witchcraft.

“We wanted to know if spells, potions and curses worked. By the seventh grade, I was so depressed, I set a date to kill myself,” Susch said.

People like that need to be ass-banned from life.

I do not belive harry potter is evil I have all the books except the first and all the movies except the second I read and watch the books all the time I finished my fifth book for the second time yestereday I read and watch harry potter because it is entertaining for me.

Harry and Hagrid are directly responsible for the destruction of our national species, the Centaur. Centaur ownership is now strictly regulated due to declining populations. We have been fostering research into interspecies cloning to help build their stocks, but so far those have been fruitless. It is kind of difficult to mate a human male to a 14 hand mare.

BTW Drunk Commies. I run a Forums Anonymous chapter if you want to do something about that post count ;)

I am an English major in College and am a very exuberent reader and I love Harry Potter books. J.K. Rowling has amazing imagination and by no means tries to make people go satanistic. She is encouraging kids to read which to me is amazing since reading has become known as something "unpleasant" to do.

Happy 10,000 post!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=78859



First site is from a fake artical.
This is the artical.

http://www.elektron.pl/ks-jacek/Harry%20Potter%20Books%20Spark%20Rise%20In%20Satanism%20Among%20Children.htm

And the second is about a mom that can't take care of her own kids. MAN, TALK TO THEM ONCE IN A WHILE!!!
If these books really did lead to this then about 75% of America would be satanists and witches. Which they are not. There is no valid proof of your rather ludicris claim.
You are using an example of a fake article and bad parenting. WOW, what proof.
BTW my sis read these and she still loves God, same with all my other friends AND relatives(including my Dad).

Damn! We've been discovered. Looks like the "Harry Potter" and "Narnia" gambit for world domination has failed. I guess we could always go to plan C.:cool:

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Doesn't plan "c" stand for "Christ"?

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Doesn't that mean you'd need a new martyr to be "Christ-ed"

Shit man, if I can get people to follow in my name after I'm dead, I'll get nailed to a cross.

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[b]Doesn't plan "c" stand for "Christ"?[/b[

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Doesn't that mean you'd need a new martyr to be "Christ-ed"

Shit man, if I can get people to follow in my name after I'm dead, I'll get nailed to a cross.

No, we tried that. Then some damn-fool idiot went and believed the BS.

No, we tried that. Then some damn-fool idiot went and believed the BS.
Yeah, you wouldn't believe the paperwork. Books were invented for that sole purpose!

Hmmm...I don't like the Harry Potter books (poorly written, limited creatively, etc.), but you've got to be a moron to think that they are a widespread cause of kids practicing witchcraft or becoming 'Satanists'.

Sorry to be injecting seriousness into a humour thread... but, I actually thought the Harry Potter books to be surprisingly creative.

(And, let's face it, Stephen King is a living testament to the fact that there are a lot of books MORE poorly written).

Just look at one character, and the depth involved... despite the fact that these are childrens books...

Example: Lord Voldemort

Born Tom Marvolo Riddle, his 'adult' name is an anagram, "I am Lord Voldemort"...

So - Riddle's name is, itself, a riddle.

What does 'voldemort' mean? It's obviously derived from French (something Rowling does a few times) and means either 'theft of death' (which ties in with his followers being 'death eaters'... or 'flight from death' (which is a characteristic explored repeatedly throughout the books).

So - even his name has symbolism, and Rowling is clever enough to follow BOTH paths of symolism in the text.

(Possibly, the name is also supposed to be understood as stemming from 'vouloir' - 'to wish'? Which would also explain the 'deathwish' which Potter and Voldemort seem to share...)

Voldemort (being French) is also pronounced almost identically to the German Waldemar (incidentally, a Mesmerist created by Poe) - which is, in turn, a corruption of Vladimir (the 'true' identity of Dracula).

Some people have also commented on the fact that Voldemort sounds much like the German word for 'genocide' (Volkermord)... which would also fit with his approach to 'muggles'.


How much is accident, and how much is design? Hard to be sure... but Rowling seems to have really invested a character with a degree of symbolism and complexity very rare in 'children's stories'. And, she's done all this, while making the books an easy read... and spawning a million-dollar movie franchise.

I used to spend every waking moment praising God. Then I read the first sentence of the blurb on the back of the first Harry Potter. Now I sodomise lawn furniture for a living.

Logic fled this thread long ago didn't it.

...even the world satire is like "That shit is crazy, yo."

-snip-
O-o-okay, you know WAY too much about this.

O-o-okay, you know WAY too much about this.
He's aligned himself with the evil Potter and the Jesus Killer Rowling, drown him quickly!

Harry Potter books were never meant for kids anyway

Anyone who has the time to sit down and look at the symbolism of Harry Potter has WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME. Jesus, go masturbate or something.

Anyone who has the time to sit down and look at the symbolism of Harry Potter has WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME. Jesus, go masturbate or something.

I already did. That JK Rowling is one fine looking woman....

How is literary analysis a negative thing?

Atleast it got kids to read. Was god able to do that? Didn't think so. When have you ever seen a kid read the bible without being forced to do so?

I already did. That JK Rowling is one fine looking woman....

How is literary analysis a negative thing?

...It's not. It's just...very very very...odd.

O-o-okay, you know WAY too much about this.

:D

Not really... I've always been a keen student of literature, and the Potter books are rewarding in connection with how much effort you put into it... just like most things.

...It's not. It's just...very very very...odd.

Why odd? Literature is not (or should not be) a purely shallow experience. I'd find it odd to read a book and JUST 'suck-the-words-up' without thinking any more deply about it...

Agreed, but I'm not going to waste that much time thinking about the book, I'd read something like Harry Potter as a break from reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms or The Art of War.

If I'm going to look indepth at a book I really feel I need something deeper then wizards.

Atleast it got kids to read. Was god able to do that? Didn't think so. When have you ever seen a kid read the bible without being forced to do so?
My uncle did that when he was young. At the start of a lesson in religion (then only christian religion), he told the teacher that he refused to take the class because he was an atheist. The teacher asked him if he had ever read the bible (he hadn't), then told him he knew nothing of the subject. So my uncle read the whole thing and went back and told the teacher that he was still an atheist. He didn't need to go back.

Has HP done something like that for anyone? Didn't think so... Heralds of Satan do not offer help!

Edit:If I'm going to look indepth at a book I really feel I need something deeper then wizards.
Yeah, like 1984.

I tried to use the bible as washroom reading, but it was too boring. Such a godless soul I am.

Agreed, but I'm not going to waste that much time thinking about the book, I'd read something like Harry Potter as a break from reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms or The Art of War.

If I'm going to look indepth at a book I really feel I need something deeper then wizards.

And, if that is all you get from it, then I'd argue you are just superficially reading.

Christians made a big fuss about Harry Potter using magic, about the evils of witchcraft, etc... yet, what was the 'magic' that keeps protecting him from the attacks of Voldemort? What is the 'lesson' behind the Mirror of Erised?

And, if that is all you get from it, then I'd argue you are just superficially reading.

Christians made a big fuss about Harry Potter using magic, about the evils of witchcraft, etc... yet, what was the 'magic' that keeps protecting him from the attacks of Voldemort? What is the 'lesson' behind the Mirror of Erised?


I can tell you in two sentences what this book is all about. It a devise you By lucifer himself to conquer the minds of the innocent and naive children. It is no coinsedence that each book has been getting darker and darker. After having complete complete control of them by the seventh book he will make the children his minions and wage a war against all that is good.

But do not be alarmed i have a solution. all we have to do is kill all the children now and Satan will never come to power.

This is one of the best threads since Jesussaves' time. http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

I do not belive harry potter is evil I have all the books except the first and all the movies except the second I read and watch the books all the time I finished my fifth book for the second time yestereday I read and watch harry potter because it is entertaining for me.
Right. It's great. The books promote reading among kids, making them more literate, and then you get this sort of post as a result.

Have you never heard of punctuation?!?!? (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/BionicSonic/fourm%20pics/Grammar_Natzee_by_dinyctis.jpg)

-snip that whole bit about Voldemort-
I know there's creativity on that level, but I was referring to the general idea. A wizard school? Because that's never been done before...

So much of the general framework of the books is clichéd fantasy writing.

Harry Potter stole my dingos!

Harry Potter is in an evil conspiracy with Michael Jackson, Elmer Fudd, a piece of tin foil, and Osama bin Laden to take over the world and replace all of the good, wholesome pie with decadent and foul-tasting cake! And that's not all -- soon they will start shipping awful beer first to Europe, then the rest of the world, phasing out all of the better brands until we're all forced to drink piss and enjoy it!

Faced with something of this magnitude I'd obviously become a hardline Satanist immediately and start offering blood sacrifices of innocent virgins and small babies to Hell while regularly going around maiming sickeningly cute little bunnies, committing bestiality and necrophilia, and using pages of the Bible to clean up after my dog. As though I didn't do any of that already, but meh.

soon they will start shipping awful beer first to Europe, then the rest of the world, phasing out all of the better brands until we're all forced to drink piss and enjoy it!
So... They'll let Amstel continue as usual?

So... They'll let Amstel continue as usual?
And Carlsberg. And Stella. And Fosters (brewed over here). And Carling (urrrggghhh!).

Well then, at least we have some brands to practice on...

Harry Potter stole my dingos!
Your dingos ate my baby.

Your dingos ate my baby.
Only because your baby read Harry Potter.

It's a vicious cycle, I know.

Susch says she read the first Harry Potter novel when she was in the fourth grade. Two years later, she says, she and her friends were practicing witchcraft.

“We wanted to know if spells, potions and curses worked. By the seventh grade, I was so depressed, I set a date to kill myself,” Susch said.

People like that need to be ass-banned from life.
Typical: She gets depressed because the storybook spells don't work and totally fails to recognize that Harry Potter taught her how to organize her calendar. :rolleyes:

Sorry to be injecting seriousness into a humour thread... but, I actually thought the Harry Potter books to be surprisingly creative.<snip>
I was going to make fun of you for this, but then I thought of all the unbelievable crap I've spent precious hours of my life analyzing and decided not to. ;)

All those disrespecting the gospel of Harry Potter should tremble and despair.

Satan has a long reach and a long memory.

All those disrespecting the gospel of Harry Potter should tremble and despair.

Satan has a long reach and a long memory.
I've never been able to read more than 20 pages of a Harry Potter novel, but I tremble and despair about 4 times a week, at about 3 pm. Does that count?

I've never been able to read more than 20 pages of a Harry Potter novel, but I tremble and despair about 4 times a week, at about 3 pm. Does that count?

Believe on the Harry Potter and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Believe on the Harry Potter and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
I rent. Do I have to read the books or will buying the DVDs satisfy the Great and Dark Bespectacled One? 'Cause I only got so much shelf space, but I'm willing to join a cult I can watch on tv.

I rent. Do I have to read the books or will buying the DVDs satisfy the Great and Dark Bespectacled One? 'Cause I only got so much shelf space, but I'm willing to join a cult I can watch on tv.

Salvation comes not from the form of Scripture, but from believing on the Harry Potter.

Cult? Who said anything about a cult?

Salvation comes not from the form of Scripture, but from believing on the Harry Potter.

Cult? Who said anything about a cult?
Oh, you know what I meant. Don't get Satan's knickers in a twist over nothing. He has a whole generation to corrupt. I'm off to the video store to get the goods.

Oh, there should be a ritual of some kind. You know, like, back in the day, when Indian TV was showing a soap opera version of the Ramayana (this is true), and devout Hindus would tune in every afternoon and drape garlands over their TVs and light incense in front of the screens while they watched. Should I, like, wear glasses and, I don't know, break the heads off something while I watch?

What did that seventh grader do? Oh, I know, I'll knit scarves and re-organize my to-do list while watching the sacred DVDs.

there not evil.
there just crap.

Exactly! Because people are going to go to hell for not believing in Jesus! :rolleyes:

Actually, it's more along the lines of going to Hell because all have sinned.....

I know there's creativity on that level, but I was referring to the general idea. A wizard school? Because that's never been done before...

So much of the general framework of the books is clichéd fantasy writing.

The only direct parallel I can think of (apart from the 'Worst Witch' books) would be the "Books of Magic", and the similarity between Harry Potter and Timothy Hunter.

Other than that, I'd say the concept WAS fairly original.

So - what... you bitched about "The Matrix" because "Tron" was set 'in a computer world'?

I was going to make fun of you for this, but then I thought of all the unbelievable crap I've spent precious hours of my life analyzing and decided not to. ;)

I'm not stressed. :) I've got a seven-year-old daughter that likes to read, and I like to vet her material.

Potter is pretty good, and 'deep' enough that it's rewarding on several levels... rather than so much of the 'brain-floss' material for kids their age.

I don't think time spent analysing ANY literature that 'responds' can be 'wasted'.

Okay thoes who are blaming their problems on a book, are very sad. It's your own fault that you have no self control, it's not the fault of the book, that your car is a piece of junk. It's not the books fault that things like homosexuality and stemcell research exist, as thoes are all producs of the devil. (As well as Communism)

I'm religious and I don't belive Harry Potter is evil. No one in my church does. They may not all read it, but it's not evil. It's words in a book, on paper. Stop using scape goats for yours and everyone elses problems, and actually solve them.

The only direct parallel I can think of (apart from the 'Worst Witch' books) would be the "Books of Magic", and the similarity between Harry Potter and Timothy Hunter.

Other than that, I'd say the concept WAS fairly original.

So - what... you bitched about "The Matrix" because "Tron" was set 'in a computer world'?
No. I didn't like Tron. Didn't much like the Matrix, either, now I come to think about it.

You want parallels between HP and other literature?

Tom Brown's Schooldays - a not particularly bright kid is sent off to boarding school.
The Jungle Book - at the start of the book, Mowgli's 'mother' (the she-wolf) is killed by Shere Khan. Similarly at the start of the Potter saga, Harry's parents are both killed by Voldemort. Harry later learns, as Mowgli does, that he must kill Voldemort (Shere Khan) or will die at his hand.
You may or may not have heard of the Earthsea books in which a boy with a talent for magic is sent off to a wizard school.
Also, in Bewitched (the TV series), Samantha's aunts run a witches' school.

And then there's the Worst Witch books and the Books of Magic. Though I believe Neil Gaiman has gone on record saying he believes the (extreme) similarities between Tim Hunter and Harry Potter are just a coincidence.

I'm not stressed. :) I've got a seven-year-old daughter that likes to read, and I like to vet her material.

Potter is pretty good, and 'deep' enough that it's rewarding on several levels... rather than so much of the 'brain-floss' material for kids their age.

I don't think time spent analysing ANY literature that 'responds' can be 'wasted'.
I don't think you wasted your time. I was just thinking about poking fun at you just for the hell of it, but then I remembered that old saying about how people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I've analyzed the bejeezus out of 100s horror novels, stories, and movies, dissecting the methods of the genre and the roots of folklore in it for my art and my writing -- often stretching the point beyond all tolerance with such drek as the Bloodstone movie series. I try to act like it's "research" when, really, I just like cheap B movies.

I highly recommend Harry Potter as children's literature. I find some of the more eager adult devotees slightly unnerving, though. They're even more enthusiastic than Star Trek fiends.

No. I didn't like Tron. Didn't much like the Matrix, either, now I come to think about it.

You want parallels between HP and other literature?

Tom Brown's Schooldays - a not particularly bright kid is sent off to boarding school.
The Jungle Book - at the start of the book, Mowgli's 'mother' (the she-wolf) is killed by Shere Khan. Similarly at the start of the Potter saga, Harry's parents are both killed by Voldemort. Harry later learns, as Mowgli does, that he must kill Voldemort (Shere Khan) or will die at his hand.
You may or may not have heard of the Earthsea books in which a boy with a talent for magic is sent off to a wizard school.
Also, in Bewitched (the TV series), Samantha's aunts run a witches' school.

And then there's the Worst Witch books and the Books of Magic. Though I believe Neil Gaiman has gone on record saying he believes the (extreme) similarities between Tim Hunter and Harry Potter are just a coincidence.


And the star wars ep 4 comparison thing

So when do we get to crucify Harry Potter? Maybe this time we can get it right.

EDIT: Oh, this is my 10,000th post. Yay me!


Was sitting waiting for this :D (re. Adelaide msg board)


Congrats.

Was sitting waiting for this :D (re. Adelaide msg board)


Congrats.
Pretty much somes up all 10000 posts, classic drunk commies.

No. I didn't like Tron. Didn't much like the Matrix, either, now I come to think about it.

You want parallels between HP and other literature?

Tom Brown's Schooldays - a not particularly bright kid is sent off to boarding school.
The Jungle Book - at the start of the book, Mowgli's 'mother' (the she-wolf) is killed by Shere Khan. Similarly at the start of the Potter saga, Harry's parents are both killed by Voldemort. Harry later learns, as Mowgli does, that he must kill Voldemort (Shere Khan) or will die at his hand.
You may or may not have heard of the Earthsea books in which a boy with a talent for magic is sent off to a wizard school.
Also, in Bewitched (the TV series), Samantha's aunts run a witches' school.

And then there's the Worst Witch books and the Books of Magic. Though I believe Neil Gaiman has gone on record saying he believes the (extreme) similarities between Tim Hunter and Harry Potter are just a coincidence.

Good point on the Earthsea thing... although I think the fact that Rowling's Hogwarts is just so 'old English grammar-school' sets it apart somewhat... It is difficult to not make SOME parallels, in a culture that boasts access to three millenia or more of storytelling, though. And, if one thinks one has a good story about starcrossed lovers, one shouldn't refrain from following that story just because Romea and Juliet (or Tristan and Isolde) got there before us.

Neil Gaiman seems quite happy with the Potter franchise... so, even if it does milk his material, I think it is taken more as flattery than theft. Dave McKean is even on board on the Potter movie project now (design work for the third and fourth installments, I believe).

I don't think you wasted your time. I was just thinking about poking fun at you just for the hell of it, but then I remembered that old saying about how people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I've analyzed the bejeezus out of 100s horror novels, stories, and movies, dissecting the methods of the genre and the roots of folklore in it for my art and my writing -- often stretching the point beyond all tolerance with such drek as the Bloodstone movie series. I try to act like it's "research" when, really, I just like cheap B movies.

I highly recommend Harry Potter as children's literature. I find some of the more eager adult devotees slightly unnerving, though. They're even more enthusiastic than Star Trek fiends.

I'm not offended, or anything. :)

Initially - I didn't even like the Potter franchise. It seems too direct a parallel to the Tim Hunter stories.... the characters are even remarkably similar looking. But, I became aware that Rowling is one of very few writers who cares about the 'fairytale' elements... her 'elves' are traditional fairytale characters, not the common 'post-Lord-of-the-Rings' variety, and she knows there is a difference between a Griffon and a Hippogriff.

And, she also works in the shadows... her characters are not two dimensional, and she has a whole history for them stretching back centuries... and, of course - even little things like 'names' are given an unusual degree of attention...

Good point on the Earthsea thing... although I think the fact that Rowling's Hogwarts is just so 'old English grammar-school' sets it apart somewhat... It is difficult to not make SOME parallels, in a culture that boasts access to three millenia or more of storytelling, though. And, if one thinks one has a good story about starcrossed lovers, one shouldn't refrain from following that story just because Romea and Juliet (or Tristan and Isolde) got there before us.
True. I'm not so unhappy with the similarities between HP and other books, although it does seem that JK Rowling has taken ideas from everywhere and stitched them together as her own, rather than actually injecting anything new into them. It's more the praise it gets from the media, saying that they're so wonderfully creative and that it's great that she's managed to get kids interested in reading. Shortly after the second book came out I tried to get an acquaintance who loved HP to read Terry Pratchett's Bromeliad (Truckers, Diggers and Wings) and the Carpet People, telling him that it was fantasy aimed at kids, just like HP, but he refused on the grounds it wasn't written by Rowling. Now, I know this is only one case, but that's not really getting him interested in reading, is it?

Neil Gaiman seems quite happy with the Potter franchise... so, even if it does milk his material, I think it is taken more as flattery than theft. Dave McKean is even on board on the Potter movie project now (design work for the third and fourth installments, I believe).
Yeah. I hope that people (adults as well) who read HP will go on to read more fantasy. Neil Gaiman's a brilliant writer, so if he gets more readers as a result, that can only be a good thing. I'm reading American Gods at the moment, and it's one of the best books I've read in years.

I know there's creativity on that level, but I was referring to the general idea. A wizard school? Because that's never been done before...

So much of the general framework of the books is clichéd fantasy writing.
Everything has been done before. Now it is a race to see how you can fool people into beleiving it is a new concept.

Actually, it's more along the lines of going to Hell because all have sinned.....
I thought God forgave those that sinned. Didn't that supposed Jesus guy die for us?:confused:

I thought God forgave those that sinned. Didn't that supposed Jesus guy die for us?:confused:
Yeah, but come on - then he came back to life. What sort of crap 'dying for your sins' is that?

Yeah, but come on - then he came back to life. What sort of crap 'dying for your sins' is that?
LMAO!!!:p

True. I'm not so unhappy with the similarities between HP and other books, although it does seem that JK Rowling has taken ideas from everywhere and stitched them together as her own, rather than actually injecting anything new into them. It's more the praise it gets from the media, saying that they're so wonderfully creative and that it's great that she's managed to get kids interested in reading. Shortly after the second book came out I tried to get an acquaintance who loved HP to read Terry Pratchett's Bromeliad (Truckers, Diggers and Wings) and the Carpet People, telling him that it was fantasy aimed at kids, just like HP, but he refused on the grounds it wasn't written by Rowling. Now, I know this is only one case, but that's not really getting him interested in reading, is it?


Well, they ARE creative... and, although it's hard to be NEW, I think Rowling brought something to the table. You have to admit, she's done some impressive work - explaining how this whole 'second culture' exists behind or beyond what we 'see' everday. It's one of the best 'hidden agenda' backdrops I've seen, outside of White Wolf's "World of Darkness".

I know what you mean about 'interest in reading'... but the fact is, most kids apparently DON'T read.... not even ONE author. My seven-year-old is the only child in her class that reads for pleasure.


Yeah. I hope that people (adults as well) who read HP will go on to read more fantasy. Neil Gaiman's a brilliant writer, so if he gets more readers as a result, that can only be a good thing. I'm reading American Gods at the moment, and it's one of the best books I've read in years.

Neil Gaiman IS fantastic. I recently added his (and McKean's) film "Mirrormask" to my collection. Quite spectacular - and so much more than just pretty, it is another of those pieces that responds in proportion to the effort you invest. It's a shame he's so unknown... his 'children's story', "Coraline" is quite an impressive piece of work, and my daughter's favourite book.

Yeah, but come on - then he came back to life. What sort of crap 'dying for your sins' is that?
It kind of suggests that our sins weren't that bad to begin with, since they only required one guy to die for them and he didn't have to stay dead for more than a few days.

It kind of suggests that our sins weren't that bad to begin with, since they only required one guy to die for them and he didn't have to stay dead for more than a few days.
But God makes no distinction between "bad" and "not-so-bad" sins. A man who steals a raisin is equally as evil as a man who rapes and kills other women's husbands, and both are going to hell; at least, that's what the fundamentalists appear to believe. Although no surprise really, considering that there are only some angels and God Himself in heaven, it must actually be pretty boring around there. ;)

Everything has been done before. Now it is a race to see how you can fool people into beleiving it is a new concept.
Nah, it can be the same old same old. The challenge is to retell it well -- fresh perspective and insights, enjoyable style, etc. Nobody wants to read crappy versions of good stories, but new good versions of good stories -- there's always an audience for that.

<snip>
I know what you mean about 'interest in reading'... but the fact is, most kids apparently DON'T read.... not even ONE author. My seven-year-old is the only child in her class that reads for pleasure.
<snip>
That is truly awful. :(

So we all know that Harry Potter books lead people to witchcraft, satanism and suicide.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=78859


What's that on the first link about Origin of the Species being a satanic book?
Do people seriously think like that or is it a joke?

Why is it always the Atlanta area? WHY!?!?!?!

Wait, wait, wait, there's a very easy way to decide what to do with her.
Does she weigh the same as a duck?
Yes. Therefore she must be made into a bridge!

Impressive length of a thread for a joke. More impressive that half the people didn't get it. I tried to read the Bible once. I think I got to Genesis 2... I will read the whole thing, someday when I don't have three or four shelves of books to read.

As for the Harry Potter Pervert thing, has anyone seen the look on her face? I don't think he's the only perverted one there...

Grave_n_idle, nice HP scholarship!
Most, if not all, fiction draws on the same tropes/memes/cliches/archetypes when it's created. Anyone able to name something totally original? I don't think I can... Evenrue said it better, actually.

Actually, it's more along the lines of going to Hell because all have sinned.....

Thats assuming that I believe in the bible.

"Jesus Killer" Rowling
jeenyus!
i would also like it to be known that i have perfected my Crucio curse.
EDIT: is it crucio or cruciatus? dammit, back to studying...

jeenyus!
i would also like it to be known that i have perfected my Crucio curse.
EDIT: is it crucio or cruciatus? dammit, back to studying...
Cruciatus curse, but the word is crucio.

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
Yawn. Think ANYONE doesn't know that by now?

Yawn. Think ANYONE doesn't know that by now?

It was worth a shot. You think I should put it in spoilers? :p

Yawn. Think ANYONE doesn't know that by now?
I didn't.
But then again I don't read Harry Potter and haven't seen any of the movies.

I didn't.
But then again I don't read Harry Potter and haven't seen any of the movies.
Did you care then? I shoulda said "Is there anyone who cares that doesn't know?" After all, I doubt anyone who wants to know about Harry Potter wouldn't have read this one yet.

Yawn. Think ANYONE doesn't know that by now?Well, I didn't know.. Actually I still don't. It might all be a lie..
I don't really care either way though.. It wouldn't spoil my fun if I ever did get to reading the books..

I got my mind wide open and my eyes close shut - ohh Harry Potter kick me in the head!!

Guys their books. Anything to get kids to read is top in my book. Go after Cat in the Hat which encourages kids to get away with lying to their parents. I wrote a paper about why Harry Potter is good. Anyone wanting to read it e-mail me at drmizuno@yahoo.com and no one who isn't serious about seeing how the book can actually RELATE to the bible. ONLY those with open minds.

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!


"Nooooo, you bitch, you bitch"

Quoted from a ytmnd

http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/