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brand spanking new chick tract

Free Soviets
22-04-2006, 18:08
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/c4ts/panel17.gif (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html)


i'm amused and confused all at the same time
CSW
22-04-2006, 18:11
Apparantly pornography causes anarchism. This explains quite a bit.
Dobbsworld
22-04-2006, 18:11
Awww. And here I was, hoping Jack Chick could finally save my heathen ass fer Baby Jeezis 'n' everything.
The Black Forrest
22-04-2006, 18:21
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/c4ts/panel4.gif

Reflexorozy? When did Engrish piss him off?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-04-2006, 18:24
Reflexorozy? When did Engrish piss him off?
Apparently since he started turning Japanese. I guess we humans weren't providing enough kitten killing impetous on our own.
DrunkenDove
22-04-2006, 18:30
"In Japan, Rape is how you say hello. I learn this custom from Hentais"

That line is hillarious.
Free Soviets
22-04-2006, 18:43
When did Engrish piss him off?

who cares, we're off to sin the pants party
HotRodia
22-04-2006, 18:52
"In Japan, Rape is how you say hello. I learn this custom from Hentais"

That line is hillarious.

That it is. So many of the lines in that are hilarious.

Reminds me of a certain game...

All your base are belong to us!
Keruvalia
22-04-2006, 19:01
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/c4ts/panel10.gif

tee hee
Keruvalia
22-04-2006, 19:03
That it is. So many of the lines in that are hilarious.


JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!
Potato jack
23-04-2006, 01:03
Is there a link to this or have you lot just made it up?
[NS]Liasia
23-04-2006, 01:12
I think this guy needs to go out sometime:(
Anyone got any opinons on this video http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2178.html on a sidenote?
Squornshelous
23-04-2006, 01:29
This is odd. I recognize a few lines from it from popular animutation flash videos, like "Sorry to rap but oh please." is from Earth vs. Funk.
Splang
23-04-2006, 01:48
I am confused. But I like it.
Free Soviets
23-04-2006, 01:49
Is there a link to this or have you lot just made it up?

click the image in the first post
Kinda Sensible people
23-04-2006, 01:52
:confused:

My head is the hurts now....
Turquoise Days
23-04-2006, 02:11
click the image in the first post
It's a photobucket image, it doesn't link to anything:confused:
Boonytopia
23-04-2006, 04:01
:confused:

My head is the hurts now....

I too. :confused:
Daistallia 2104
23-04-2006, 06:03
For those having touble seeing it, here's the link (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html).

And some people seem to be taking this as a real Chick Tract. It's a parody - note the site it's hosted on...
Boonytopia
23-04-2006, 07:07
For those having touble seeing it, here's the link (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html).

And some people seem to be taking this as a real Chick Tract. It's a parody - note the site it's hosted on...

I read the whole cartoon, but it still didn't make sense to me. I don't know who/what Chick is, so the parody is totally lost on me. Actually, when I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about girls.
Daistallia 2104
23-04-2006, 07:29
I read the whole cartoon, but it still didn't make sense to me. I don't know who/what Chick is, so the parody is totally lost on me. Actually, when I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about girls.

Whoa! I thought you'd been around long enough to know all about Chick Tracts.

The short answer is that they are religious tracts published by a man named Jack Chick. They are quite controversial and done in comic book style, similar to the parody above.

Check out Chick Publications:
http://www.chick.com/default.asp
Free Soviets
23-04-2006, 07:34
The short answer is that they are religious tracts published by a man named Jack Chick. They are quite controversial and done in comic book style, similar to the parody above.

and about on par with it in terms of "making sense"
Undelia
23-04-2006, 07:38
Check out Chick Publications:
http://www.chick.com/default.asp
Thanks Daistallia. I now have a new person and organization to hate.:)
Boonytopia
23-04-2006, 08:04
Whoa! I thought you'd been around long enough to know all about Chick Tracts.

The short answer is that they are religious tracts published by a man named Jack Chick. They are quite controversial and done in comic book style, similar to the parody above.

Check out Chick Publications:
http://www.chick.com/default.asp

Thanks for that, makes sense now. I've seen references to Chick here on NS, but never bothered to follow them up.
IL Ruffino
23-04-2006, 08:25
what the hell is this about?
Soviet Haaregrad
23-04-2006, 08:30
Gackt is a Japanese band.

And I need mecha-form to defeat Jesus, it seems.
Lazy Otakus
23-04-2006, 09:39
Liasia']I think this guy needs to go out sometime:(
Anyone got any opinons on this video http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2178.html on a sidenote?

That woman is disgusting.
Soviet Haaregrad
23-04-2006, 10:00
It is critical that our youngsters understand the danger of believing evolution. If it is true, then the Bible is false. If it is true, then there can be no absolute moral standard and no sin, since we are all just animals. If it is true, then it is right to kill the weak to assist the progress of natural selection. If it is true, then the sexual taboos should be abandoned so that everyone can have sexual enjoyment with everyone else, including children and other animals.

That's Jack Chick-thought for you.

http://www.chick.com/bc/2004/fossil.asp?wpc=fossil.asp&wpp=a
Turquoise Days
23-04-2006, 11:46
For those having touble seeing it, here's the link (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html).

And some people seem to be taking this as a real Chick Tract. It's a parody - note the site it's hosted on...
Muchos gracias. And I remember the Chick Tracts.
*gets it now*
The Infinite Dunes
23-04-2006, 13:21
That woman is disgusting.How on earth does she manage to continue smiling throughout? Even when she's pissed she's smiling. It's like her face is broke as well as her mind.
Lazy Otakus
23-04-2006, 13:31
How on earth does she manage to continue smiling throughout? Even when she's pissed she's smiling. It's like her face is broke as well as her mind.

Hmm, maybe The Joker is involved here.
Heavenly Sex
23-04-2006, 14:09
It does not understand...
The only thing which the only applications of machine translation draw up is large pain to the head. :eek:
Daistallia 2104
23-04-2006, 16:53
Gackt is a Japanese band.

Close. Gackt is a Japanese musician, not a band. He fronts "GacktJOB".
Keruvalia
23-04-2006, 17:04
That woman is disgusting.

Beyond.
Jihen
23-04-2006, 17:10
God-Jesus.

...Sadly, I have a friend who still owns one.
The Infinite Dunes
23-04-2006, 17:47
Hmm, maybe The Joker is involved here.I was thinking that, but I didn't want to bring shame to the Joker, because he's just such a cool guy.