Buff Carpenter Rebuffed.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2006, 18:07
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/22/naked.carpentry.ap/index.html
I think a naked carpenter should be judged solely on his skill with tools. So to speak. ;)
I V Stalin
22-04-2006, 18:12
Police said he apologized to the startled homeowner, but was fired. The homeowner paid Honniball for the finished work, but deducted $200.
"He kept out that amount to change his locks," Oakland Police Officer Jesse Grant said.
What? Did he really think the carpenter was going to come back and *shock* be naked again?!?
You reckon Jesus ever worked naked?
Lunatic Goofballs
22-04-2006, 18:17
What? Did he really think the carpenter was going to come back and *shock* be naked again?!?
You reckon Jesus ever worked naked?
I suspect so. :)
That makes no sense. He didn't want to get dirty so he took off his clothes to do the work!?
DrunkenDove
22-04-2006, 18:19
I suspect so. :)
You know, I've never really thought about the genitalia of Jesus before this thread. Well done on sculpting that mental image.
Dinaverg
22-04-2006, 18:22
That makes no sense. He didn't want to get dirty so he took off his clothes to do the work!?
He might have just had them dry-cleaned.
He might have just had them dry-cleaned.
Not a chance! LOL!
You know, I've never really thought about the genitalia of Jesus before this thread. Well done on sculpting that mental image.
Being the 'son of god' and all he was probably hung like a horse;)
I V Stalin
22-04-2006, 18:24
Being the 'son of god' and all he was probably hung like a horse;)
He was crucified wasn't he? Famous for it. Oh wait...
Dinaverg
22-04-2006, 18:26
Not a chance! LOL!
Umm...Okay...>_>;
Being the 'son of god' and all he was probably hung like a horse;)
An example of human perfection of all things I am sure.