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I just realized that today marks the completion of my third year on NS. Have I really been here that long?

*cough*

http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

;) :p

Hey congrats. I am just two months away from three years myself. time sure flys when your having fun.

Just think of all of the other wonderful things you could have done with that time!

Discovered the cure for cancer, ended world hunger, stopped genocide worldwide...

....you vicious, selfish bastard. :mad:

May 22nd for me I think.

Just think of all of the other wonderful things you could have done with that time!

Discovered the cure for cancer, ended world hunger, stopped genocide worldwide...

....you vicious, selfish bastard. :mad:

Yeah, I suppose I'll have to dedicate the rest of my waking hours to public service for the rest of my life to make up for it.

I just realized that today marks the completion of my third year on NS. Have I really been here that long?

No, you've actually been dreaming. The last few years on NS were simply a figment of your imagination. In fact, this very minute might just be a figment of your imagination. Maybe you've been hypnotised, or maybe you're dreaming.

*shifty eyes* <.< >.>

Two more months before I get to 3 years :p

who cares.

Yeah, I suppose I'll have to dedicate the rest of my waking hours to public service for the rest of my life to make up for it.

Nah, sod that. :p

who cares.
Just because you've not even been here for a year...

I'm still not even at 2 years :(

who cares.

I do.

Yeah, I suppose I'll have to dedicate the rest of my waking hours to public service for the rest of my life to make up for it.
No, don't. The rest of the world already owns everything else, don't let them have you too. Remember, Mankind = the Man; and they're only trying to keep you down.

ooh this month (sometime in it) is my 2 year anniversary too! woo! :fluffle:

i just realised that lol...

Nah, sod that. :p

My thoughts exactly.

Two more months before I get to 3 years :p
Checked your TG's?

who cares.
Yeah post count is where it is at!



Congrats dude!

Yeah post count is where it is at!

Psh, I've lost more posts in spam purges than you'll ever have. :p

ooh this month (sometime in it) is my 2 year anniversary too! woo! :fluffle:

i just realised that lol...
Happy 2nd birthday PM. :)

Checked your TG's?

Yes, check yours. Ignore the 1st one!

Happy 2nd birthday PM. :)
wooo!! *dances*

happy un-birthday everyone else! :p

ooh this month (sometime in it) is my 2 year anniversary too! woo! :fluffle:

i just realised that lol...


Congrats, young fella.

Psh, I've lost more posts in spam purges than you'll ever have. :p
Give me time.;)

wooo!! *dances*

happy un-birthday everyone else! :p
Un . . . birth? Wouldn't that be death? Why are you so gleeful about my coming demise?
And how would you know it was coming today?
Unless . . . YOU'RE PLANNING TO WHACK ME AREN'T YOU?! Well I'm not going down that easy.
*grabs sniper rifle and climbs to the roof of his building*

Once again, I'm found wishing I was older. It's like being 13 again. :(

Un . . . birth? Wouldn't that be death? Why are you so gleeful about my coming demise?
And how would you know it was coming today?
Unless . . . YOU'RE PLANNING TO WHACK ME AREN'T YOU?! Well I'm not going down that easy.
*grabs sniper rifle and climbs to the roof of his building*
*pushes off roof of building*

*looks over edge of roof*

In future, do all you sniping from grassy knolls. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to your lifeless corpse. Don't try to use that "I've got blood pouring from my ears, how am I supposed to hear you" excuse, I've heard it a thousand times. And stop twitching like that, there's no-one around to give you the sympathy vote.

Drama Queen.

Un . . . birth? Wouldn't that be death? Why are you so gleeful about my coming demise?
And how would you know it was coming today?
Unless . . . YOU'RE PLANNING TO WHACK ME AREN'T YOU?! Well I'm not going down that easy.
*grabs sniper rifle and climbs to the roof of his building*

I think unbirth would be more like hitting the rewind button on your life. Not really death per say, but probably something to be avoided nonetheless.

Un . . . birth? Wouldn't that be death? Why are you so gleeful about my coming demise?
And how would you know it was coming today?
Unless . . . YOU'RE PLANNING TO WHACK ME AREN'T YOU?! Well I'm not going down that easy.
*grabs sniper rifle and climbs to the roof of his building*
Because when everyone else is dead, PM and Glitz can spam this forum to the eyeballs with white text and fluffles galore.

Once again, I'm found wishing I was older. It's like being 13 again. :(
I never wished I were older when I was 13...

Then again, since I turned 10, I've pretty much permanently wished I were 5 again. Which is why I act it...

Un . . . birth? Wouldn't that be death? Why are you so gleeful about my coming demise?
And how would you know it was coming today?
Unless . . . YOU'RE PLANNING TO WHACK ME AREN'T YOU?! Well I'm not going down that easy.
*grabs sniper rifle and climbs to the roof of his building*
no, no, no... you've got it all wrong! i'm just planning on stuffing you back into the womb for a while...

open wide mum! :eek: :p

Because when everyone else is dead, PM and Glitz can spam this forum to the eyeballs with white text and fluffles galore.
So nothing like now then.

I think unbirth would be more like hitting the rewind button on your life. Not really death per say, but probably something to be avoided nonetheless.
I thought of that after I posted. The best concept I've got of it is being killed and then shoved back up your mother's vagina, and that is a mental image that I'm going to be haunted by for the rest of my life.
Thanks a-fucking-lot PM, you've somehow managed to find the one part of my mind left that wasn't already scarred, and you just had to shove a rail spike of imagination right through it.
You're on the list.

Because when everyone else is dead, PM and Glitz can spam this forum to the eyeballs with white text and fluffles galore.
ah we have instant messaging for that :D

ah we have instant messaging for that :D
You use white text when IMing? That is probably the stupidest fetish I've ever heard of, and I once met a voraphile.

I thought of that after I posted. The best concept I've got of it is being killed and then shoved back up your mother's vagina, and that is a mental image that I'm going to be haunted by for the rest of my life.
Thanks a-fucking-lot PM, you've somehow managed to find the one part of my mind left that wasn't already scarred, and you just had to shove a rail spike of imagination right through it.
You're on the list.

Yeah, I wasn't really gonna go into the details of it, but I see that between you and PM, the image has been plastered across everyone's mind. I hope you two are happy with yourselves.

You use white text when IMing? That is probably the stupidest fetish I've ever heard of, and I once met a voraphile.
well fluffles-galore is our IM trademark... we just use white text in our RL conversations.... ;)

So nothing like now then.
They use white text?:O

Why must Jolt piss around with the smilies.:(

no, no, no... you've got it all wrong! i'm just planning on stuffing you back into the womb for a while...

open wide mum! :eek: :p
*wishes he hadn't just read that*

As for the IMing thing...IMs are nice, but wouldn't you much rather have an entire forum to yourself...?

Yeah, I wasn't really gonna go into the details of it, but I see that between you and PM, the image has been plastered across everyone's mind. I hope you two are happy with yourselves.
very! lmao! :D :p

Yeah, I wasn't really gonna go into the details of it, but I see that between you and PM, the image has been plastered across everyone's mind. I hope you two are happy with yourselves.
I'm hoping that it works out like that TV Chick from the ring: Maybe spreading the image to other people will save me from my fate.

They use white text?:O

Why must Jolt piss around with the smilies.:(

You know what I want back:

That little grinning devil smiley we used to have on the old boards. Jolt has no equivalent for it at all and I miss it. :(

Yes, check yours. Ignore the 1st one!
The first one made no sense at all.
What do you mean i post crap late at night?
I didn't post there at alll at all at all.

You know what I want back:

That little grinning devil smiley we used to have on the old boards. Jolt has no equivalent for it at all and I miss it. :(
I've seen a few devil ones.

They use white text?:O

Why must Jolt piss around with the smilies.:(
Jolt, like the rest of this world, is simply a creation of your guilt-ridden mind. In reality, all your life has just been a desperate rationalization of the terrible life you lived and the horrible demise that you are currently suffering (or would be suffering if you were concious of it).

*wishes he hadn't just read that*

As for the IMing thing...IMs are nice, but wouldn't you much rather have an entire forum to yourself...?
you can say things over IM that would be considered illegal on any forum ;) :eek:

I've seen a few devil ones.

yeah, but you'd have to find em hosted on another site.

I want to have a nice convenient smiley button on my post writing screen.

The first one made no sense at all.
What do you mean i post crap late at night?
I didn't post there at alll at all at all.

My internet hours ... no time for NS during the day.

you can say things over IM that would be considered illegal on any forum ;) :eek:
Heh, true, but you'd be your own mods on here...

Jolt, like the rest of this world, is simply a creation of your guilt-ridden mind. In reality, all your life has just been a desperate rationalization of the terrible life you lived and the horrible demise that you are currently suffering (or would be suffering if you were concious of it).
Quite simply...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/sfbuzz/kara-dontfrakwith.jpg

Quite simply...
Sorry, I gave away the twist ending, didn't I? I always hate it when people do that to me.

ooh this month (sometime in it) is my 2 year anniversary too! woo! :fluffle:

i just realised that lol...
on your profile says Join Date: 07-04-2004...
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *celebrates*

*casually doesn't reply to rest of the thread.... (:eek:)*

She's as cold as ice...

My internet hours ... no time for NS during the day.
Oh gotcha.

*casually doesn't reply to rest of the thread.... (:eek:)*

Good, I have frightened someone using only my mind, well, and the minds of PM and Fiddlbottoms.

*puts a check on his to do list*

on your profile says Join Date: 07-04-2004...
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *celebrates*

*casually doesn't reply to rest of the thread.... (:eek:)*
woohoo! over two years!


*hands out late-birthday cake :)*
*and whipped cream for the lady ;)*