NationStates Jolt Archive


What would it take to make you run Amok?

Lazy Otakus
22-04-2006, 13:37
Nowadays it is often believed that all it takes to make one go on a shooting spree is to play GTA for a couple of hours.

But I think there's a myriad of good reasons to grab a gun and not all of them are related to videogames:

Your favorite anime series get's cancelled.

You don't like mondays.

You participate in a NS debate about abortion.

What would it take for you to tick out and start randomly killing people?

Hopefully, this thread will help to make this world a safer place for us all and will further erode the level of debate on NS.
Mr Gigglesworth
22-04-2006, 13:44
Plenty of Rum and someone finding my buried trasure!
Big Jim P
22-04-2006, 13:59
Wtfra!:d
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 14:00
Let's see.

I think if someone stole my pizza. That'd probably be enough for me to go homicidal.
Angermanland
22-04-2006, 14:03
a good hity stick, far too much agrivation of assorted sorts, and someone getting be drunk/hight/something so any sence of reason was out the window.

then again, i don't think that would quite cause a rampage... mabey a distroied room and a couple of dead people, specificly those who agrivated me....

it really depends on waht counts as "amok"

just about anything that pushes past my innate logical cowardous and shunts me into "near beserk" mode could possibly do it, to be honest.
Ifreann
22-04-2006, 14:06
They shut down NS. I'd run amok simply out of a lack of things to do.
Ratod
22-04-2006, 14:06
If somebody insulted my froggie .... Nobody messes with the froggie :mad:
Ifreann
22-04-2006, 14:08
If somebody insulted my froggie .... Nobody messes with the froggie :mad:
Your froggie sucks. Frogger owns your froggie.
Khadgar
22-04-2006, 14:08
Christian music.
Ratod
22-04-2006, 14:09
Your froggie sucks. Frogger owns your froggie.
*grabs gun and oxter load of semtex and heads out door*:D
Big Jim P
22-04-2006, 14:11
Hearing "Honey, would you...." one more time.
Ifreann
22-04-2006, 14:12
*grabs gun and oxter load of semtex and heads out door*:D
Interwebs tell me oxter=armpit. You have an armpit full of semtex?
Ratod
22-04-2006, 14:34
Interwebs tell me oxter=armpit. You have an armpit full of semtex?
under the oxter = armfull(irish slang). That there interweb thingy dont know shit...:D
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 14:35
under the oxter = armfull(irish slang). That there interweb thingy dont know shit...:D

Teh Intarwebs know all.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-04-2006, 14:36
under the oxter = armfull(irish slang). That there interweb thingy dont know shit...:D
*ahem* (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD%2CGGLD%3A2004-25%2CGGLD%3Aen&q=shit)
The Interwebs seem to know an awful lot more about it than you do.
I V Stalin
22-04-2006, 14:37
They shut down NS. I'd run amok simply out of a lack of things to do.
LOL!

Sorry...I just imagined if every NSer went on a shooting spree if NS was shut down...

No more overpopulation problem! Woo!
Harlesburg
22-04-2006, 14:37
Amok???
Isn't that the Capital of Thailand or something?
Probablly 40,000 Troops with some mighty air cover.
DrunkenDove
22-04-2006, 15:02
When the date hits May 1st.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-04-2006, 15:06
May 1st comming around again.
Why the 1st? I think that Cinco de Mayo would be more amusing. Plus, if everyone around you is drunk, you could make a longer/bloodier run of it.
Harlesburg
22-04-2006, 15:10
Why the 1st? I think that Cinco de Mayo would be more amusing. Plus, if everyone around you is drunk, you could make a longer/bloodier run of it.
The Commie bastards get emo on the 1st of May.
Bejerot
22-04-2006, 15:10
I'm afraid of cotton balls and swarms of gnats. Find some way to mix those together and I'll either start crying or beat someone's ass.

I once broke a guy's wrist for hitting my little sister, so probably if someone hit someone close to me again, I'd kick 'em. Also, I don't like people being smart asses during class, especially when they don't know wtf they're talking about. I've been tempted to kill them many times.
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 15:11
Why the 1st? I think that Cinco de Mayo would be more amusing. Plus, if everyone around you is drunk, you could make a longer/bloodier run of it.

slower reactions = 2 or 3 extra kills
DrunkenDove
22-04-2006, 15:12
Why the 1st? I think that Cinco de Mayo would be more amusing. Plus, if everyone around you is drunk, you could make a longer/bloodier run of it.

But then I'd miss out on the traditional mayday riot. Of course, I could go for a five day spree and cover all my bases. I'll consider that for this year.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-04-2006, 15:18
slower reactions = 2 or 3 extra kills
And it is going for that high score that makes it all worth while, isn't it?

Anyway, I think the youngest person to make the FBI's most wanted list thus far was a 21-year old, so I might go on a killing spree to celebrate my 20th birthday and make a shot at infamousness that I so richly deserve.
That is, at least until some punk 19-year old out does me three weeks later.
Zolworld
22-04-2006, 15:19
waking up without my penis. when youv got nothing to lose theres nothing better than a good old fashioned killing spree.
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 15:21
And it is going for that high score that makes it all worth while, isn't it?

Anyway, I think the youngest person to make the FBI's most wanted list thus far was a 21-year old, so I might go on a killing spree to celebrate my 20th birthday and make a shot at infamousness that I so richly deserve.
That is, at least until some punk 19-year old out does me three weeks later.

That'll be me. :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-04-2006, 15:24
That'll be me. :D
Not if I get you before you can get my fame. You've been added to the top ten (out of 237, thus far) on my list. Regretfully, that means I can't give you a number, as I wouldn't want anyone to feel sad about being number 2 or 3 and so the top ten are just listed in no particular order.
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 15:30
Not if I get you before you can get my fame. You've been added to the top ten (out of 237, thus far) on my list. Regretfully, that means I can't give you a number, as I wouldn't want anyone to feel sad about being number 2 or 3 and so the top ten are just listed in no particular order.

I knew I'd end up on the list eventually. Might as well shoot for the top.
Letila
22-04-2006, 15:47
I run amok whenever I hear a song or television mention death or imply that the US isn't perfect.
Secluded Islands
22-04-2006, 17:25
LOL!

Sorry...I just imagined if every NSer went on a shooting spree if NS was shut down...

No more overpopulation problem! Woo!


there would be mass killings all over the globe, and no one would know why except NS generalites...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-04-2006, 17:36
there would be mass killings all over the globe, and no one would know why except NS generalites...
Oh, I imagine that a Loose Cannon detective who Knows What He's Doing will make a Sudden Revelation, as detailed through a montage of earlier footage accompanied by a few select snippets of dialogue, after engaging in some Unconvential Investigation into the matter, in spite of the fact that everyone is On His Back and Trying to Obscure The Truth of what Really Happened.
I V Stalin
22-04-2006, 18:06
Oh, I imagine that a Loose Cannon detective who Knows What He's Doing will make a Sudden Revelation, as detailed through a montage of earlier footage accompanied by a few select snippets of dialogue, after engaging in some Unconvential Investigation into the matter, in spite of the fact that everyone is On His Back and Trying to Obscure The Truth of what Really Happened.
Eh?

A film about NS General...that'd be great. Ooooh...can I play Eutrusca?! :p