NationStates Jolt Archive


Worst Movie Ever.

Kanabia
22-04-2006, 11:17
Enough said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4)
Jerusalas
22-04-2006, 11:23
I am tickled.

Officially.
Yootopia
22-04-2006, 11:23
Hehey... that looks thoroughly crap, but they'd make millions for pennies methinks.
Jerusalas
22-04-2006, 11:24
Hehey... that looks thoroughly crap, but they'd make millions for pennies methinks.

...

You do know that it's just a bunch of scenes from a bunch of different movies, many of which happen to star Leonardo Dicaprio, and many of which do not, yes?
Laerod
22-04-2006, 11:25
Enough said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4)Hilarious :D
Yootopia
22-04-2006, 11:30
...

You do know that it's just a bunch of scenes from a bunch of different movies, many of which happen to star Leonardo Dicaprio, and many of which do not, yes?

Yes, yes I do, and that's why they'd make millions for pennies.
Gravlen
22-04-2006, 11:37
Worst movie? Hell no!

I'd buy that for a dollar! :p
Kyronea
22-04-2006, 12:28
Oh, I thought it was an actual movie at first. Then, when I saw Colm Meany, I knew it couldn't be.
Sadwillowe
22-04-2006, 12:31
Looks better than the original.
Ny Nordland
22-04-2006, 12:35
Looks better than the original.

LOL. I liked the title. Titanic 2: The SURFACE
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 12:36
Yes, if you look on the link it says "fake trailer for Titanic Sequel" below the video.
Kanabia
22-04-2006, 12:54
I was wondering how many people would think it's real.

I mean, I wouldn't put it past Hollywood... :D
Monkeypimp
22-04-2006, 13:02
that was great, although it still needs the Kate Winslet nude scene, and hopefully would be a little shorter than the first..

[edit] the movie should be shorter, not the nude scene. Just for those of you who might have been confused, which given past experience is almost all of you.[edit]
Kanabia
22-04-2006, 13:04
that was great, although it still needs the Kate Winslet nude scene, and hopefully would be a little shorter than the first..

*imagines leonardo di caprio digging up her corpse* :o
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 13:23
*imagines leonardo di caprio digging up her corpse* :o

You are a bad person for that.
Kanabia
22-04-2006, 13:25
You are a bad person for that.

I know. :(
Squornshelous
22-04-2006, 13:27
I know. :(

Don't feel too bad, I thought of it too. :D
Mr Gigglesworth
22-04-2006, 13:28
Arrgh me seen plague infested villages with more action than that!
Gravlen
22-04-2006, 13:51
Yes, if you look on the link it says "fake trailer for Titanic Sequel" below the video.
Oh, a Clue!! :cool:
The Infinite Dunes
22-04-2006, 14:07
Did anyone see the comments beneath the description? Some people after seeing that trailer are actually recommending that it be made into a film. :(

But yeah... did people actually get fooled into believing they were really making a film.

Sadly I was able to tell right from the beginning as I could tell all the footage had just been recycled from the original film with nothing extra added... and if you hadn't figured out it was fake by the time they started showing Nazis... well then that's sad on your part.

But, yeah, I found it hilarious :D
Harlesburg
22-04-2006, 14:41
http://www.filmhobbit.com/cgi-bin/movies/movies.cgi?action=showreview&review=josie
The Tribes Of Longton
22-04-2006, 14:52
It's gotta be classy if it's got a scene stolen from Demolition Man in it.

Also, lol "FOZEN MAN".
I V Stalin
22-04-2006, 14:55
It's gotta be classy if it's got a scene stolen from Demolition Man in it.

Also, lol "FOZEN MAN".
It has scenes stolen from hundreds of films...ok, that's a slight exaggeration. I noticed Romeo & Juliet (the Baz Luhrmann (sp?) version).
DrunkenDove
22-04-2006, 14:58
That is hllarious.

And very well done, at that.
The Tribes Of Longton
22-04-2006, 15:04
It has scenes stolen from hundreds of films...ok, that's a slight exaggeration. I noticed Romeo & Juliet (the Baz Luhrmann (sp?) version).
I know, it's just Demolition Man...of all the films....:D
The Golden Simatar
22-04-2006, 15:09
Oh that was funny as hell.
Vicion
22-04-2006, 15:10
I think if that movie was actually made, they'd cast someone like Adam Sandler or Rob Scnieder to play Jack. And Steven Seagal would be in it.
Zolworld
22-04-2006, 15:17
I think if that movie was actually made, they'd cast someone like Adam Sandler or Rob Scnieder to play Jack. And Steven Seagal would be in it.

I hope Michael bay sees that website and gets inspired. itl be awesome when sandler is about to kill himself cos hes so confused in the future, and rob schneider would pop up and shout "you can dooo it!" and then there would be a montage of jack buying a mobile phone and using google and then he would marry kate winslets great granddaughter, played by kate winslet.

If we all hope hard enough it can happen