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Faster than time travel

Himleret
22-04-2006, 01:33
Well, while all the eggheads down at Area 51 are cooking up time travel and faster than light technology I have been here thinkinh, " Combine them and you got Faster than time travel." It's harder to do and harder to explain. It's like this. Traveling with fastert than time travel you will arrive before you leave but leave after you arrive. Confusing, eh?
DrunkenDove
22-04-2006, 01:40
Well, while all the eggheads down at Area 51 are cooking up time travel and faster than light technology I have been here thinkinh, " Combine them and you got Faster than time travel." It's harder to do and harder to explain. It's like this. Traveling with fastert than time travel you will arrive before you leave but leave after you arrive. Confusing, eh?

Put down the bong and take three step backwards.
Himleret
22-04-2006, 01:49
Put down the bong and take three step backwards.
What? Oooooooh kaaaaaaaay....
Peisandros
22-04-2006, 01:54
Heh.. Yea.. Sounds pretty good.

Seriously though, you got a bit of spare time to think that stuff up? Or just a real thoughtful and deep thinker?
Maineiacs
22-04-2006, 01:57
Can I have some of whatever you're smoking?
Dobbsworld
22-04-2006, 02:02
So does that mean I could go back in time to before I took a bong hit, and then take it again??
Himleret
22-04-2006, 02:04
Heh.. Yea.. Sounds pretty good.

Seriously though, you got a bit of spare time to think that stuff up? Or just a real thoughtful and deep thinker?
Lets go with that last one.
Himleret
22-04-2006, 02:05
So does that mean I could go back in time to before I took a bong hit, and then take it again??
No. Youre actualy going faster than time itself. Youre doing things before you do them. Get it?
Marrakech II
22-04-2006, 02:35
So does that mean I could go back in time to before I took a bong hit, and then take it again??

Yes it would. You could in fact smoke weed for free for the rest of your life. Lets say you call your friend bud over to bring you a bag. He arrives you smoke out. You then go back in time a 5 mintues before your friend bud shows up and you cancel the deal. You could get free smoke forever. Would work on restuarants too because after you smoke out you gotta eat. Just eat and reset the time to before you walked in the door. Of course you need a wristwatch time machine.
Habeeb It
22-04-2006, 02:35
Well, while all the eggheads down at Area 51 are cooking up time travel and faster than light technology I have been here thinkinh, " Combine them and you got Faster than time travel." It's harder to do and harder to explain. It's like this. Traveling with fastert than time travel you will arrive before you leave but leave after you arrive. Confusing, eh?

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