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If you could emit a laser from any part of your body, what part would it be?

My forehead.

My fingers!!

I hate to sound old fashioned, but I'm gonna say my eyes. There's nothing like putting plasma on target and having it go right where you were looking.

My ass.

What? Someone was going to say it eventually.

You don't wanna know.

Presuming it was controllable and caused me no damage. Eyes, no worries about aiming.

my penis.........oh, wait. :( I don't have a penis *cries*

my eyes. I could like cook dinner from the couch just by looking at it right? that would rock.

Presuming it was controllable and caused me no damage. Eyes, no worries about aiming.


Sound logic, but I'm going to go with my ears on this one.

Laser Pelvis Attack!!:p

I picked the last option just because I could...

I picked the last option just because I could...
Same here. What does it say about this forum that it's the joint most popular option?

I'm going to have to go with armpits. They're relatively useless anyways. You could make the armpit 'farting' noise to make them work.

swap the gun in this for a laser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Lenoh/crotchgun.gif

....or not.

Got to go with lazer eyes.

Same here. What does it say about this forum that it's the joint most popular option?
Wha...?

I picked the last option just because I could...
yeah, I picked it to reward him for using the proper "you're". (you know instead of the stupid misuse like "your an ass")

my penis.........oh, wait. :( I don't have a penis *cries*

my eyes. I could like cook dinner from the couch just by looking at it right? that would rock.

damn right,

good to know that people wihtout a penis know what their job is:D

I hate to sound old fashioned, but I'm gonna say my eyes. There's nothing like putting plasma on target and having it go right where you were looking.

Lasers are not plasma.

Penis, totally. There's no contest. Imagine the amount of fun you could have with that.

Although my left nostril would be a fairly close second.

damn right,

good to know that people wihtout a penis know what their job is:D
yep, like I would let a stupid boy in the kitchen. :D

swap the gun in this for a laser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Lenoh/crotchgun.gif

....or not.
Quoted for fun:D

Lasers are not plasma.
No but a powerful enough one turns whatever they hit into plasma.

swap the gun in this for a laser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Lenoh/crotchgun.gif

....or not.
:p That's great. I still prefer the idea of a laser in the ass though.

My finger. Eyes would be fun, but it would make a mess of my eyeglasses.

As amusing as a penis-laser might be, I can see it causing problems.

I'll stick with the eye-laser.

As amusing as a penis-laser might be, I can see it causing problems.

I'll stick with the eye-laser.

Well, if you toned down the power of the penis-laser, you could use it as a laser pointer in staff meetings and such.

As amusing as a penis-laser might be, I can see it causing problems.

Well, yeah...but it'd make the turkey easier to cook!

Hands. Easy to aim. OK, eyes are easier, but you can't SEE if your eyes are shooting laser beams.

my penis.........oh, wait. :( I don't have a penis *cries*

my eyes. I could like cook dinner from the couch just by looking at it right? that would rock.That would be crappy. You'd have to look at the food the entire time you were cooking it. Hands or feet would be best. Just get yourself an armrest or footrest, get your aiming sorted and then sit back and then do something else, like watch TV... or, if you choose feet then you could get a laptop and post on NS whilst cooking. :D

Well, yeah...but it'd make the turkey easier to cook!
Oh boy, and here I had actually preemptively deleted my post on how the most obvious problem of a penis-laser would be the difficulty in scoring a close enough target.

Men. Never underestimate them. *shudder*

I went with the hands on this one simply because I'm partial to Rayden from Mortal Kombat! (I know he shoots lightning; I substituted.)

Oh boy, and here I had actually preemptively deleted my post on how the most obvious problem of a penis-laser would be the difficulty in scoring a close enough target.

Men. Never underestimate them. *shudder*

what if your penis laser could carry your sperm and send them through clothes and other layers. you could make alot of ranodm women pregnent without even touching them

my penis.........oh, wait. :( I don't have a penis *cries*

my eyes. I could like cook dinner from the couch just by looking at it right? that would rock.

You can have mine.

I doubt your Chicken Fried Steak (YUMMY) would be the same if you cooked it from the couch by looking at it.

Being able to emit a laser beam from my arse would make them a lot more deadly, without affecting the silence. Well until the screams start.

My belly button. But since that's no on the poll, eyes.

what if your penis laser could carry your sperm and send them through clothes and other layers. you could make alot of ranodm women pregnent without even touching them

What, you need a laser for that? Amateur.

What?

swap the gun in this for a laser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Lenoh/crotchgun.gif

....or not.
...

*collapses*

I...I think I chose...eyes...

I went with the eyes. Why? Because I can fry all the bullies at school, and laser-carve an important message on the sidwalk, like "Empty your pockets after using an alcholic product, and you may come across a finger, a wad of Turkish money, and a photo of a naked ex-convict named "Dogmeat". The photo will be inscribed "To Dave, my new old lady".".:D

Oh boy, and here I had actually preemptively deleted my post on how the most obvious problem of a penis-laser would be the difficulty in scoring a close enough target.

Men. Never underestimate them. *shudder*

I don't think it's all men, it's mostly just me. :D

what if your penis laser could carry your sperm and send them through clothes and other layers. you could make alot of ranodm women pregnent without even touching them

Ugh, but who wants kids? :p

Hands, that way I can shoot both in front and behind me :D

Going for the obligatory "groin area" :D
"Hey baby, I can shoot laser beams with my penis. Wanna checks it out?" :D
Then, imagine her surprised face when you actually *do* that! *rofl*

Fingers, easier to point to something, and you could have 10 of them ! ;)

For maximum effectiveness; the elbows!!! You could hit targets on opposite sides (left/right - front/back) simultaneously and invent all sorts of cool, stylish poses/stances doing it!

You can have mine.
but if I had your penis then you wouldn't have one. :(

I doubt your Chicken Fried Steak (YUMMY) would be the same if you cooked it from the couch by looking at it.
probably not.

My ass.

What? Someone was going to say it eventually.
i was going to.

now i'll have to go for... my ears!

and yet i voted hands.



i just like to confuse people... ;)

For maximum effectiveness; the elbows!!! You could hit targets on opposite sides (left/right - front/back) simultaneously and invent all sorts of cool, stylish poses/stances doing it!

That would be similar to my armpit lasers. Although the elbows would have more mobility...

salad fingers tells me not to play with lasers..

but, fuck him!

i like the eye idea. but if i were to sneeze.. ouch.

I don't think it's all men, it's mostly just me. :D
I could say I don't think so, but where's the fun in that?

That would be similar to my armpit lasers. Although the elbows would have more mobility...

Armpits win on coolness alone.

Armpits win on coolness alone.
Yeah, but you'd have to shave them or it'd smell like burning hair every time you fired the lasers.

That would be crappy. You'd have to look at the food the entire time you were cooking it. Hands or feet would be best. Just get yourself an armrest or footrest, get your aiming sorted and then sit back and then do something else, like watch TV... or, if you choose feet then you could get a laptop and post on NS whilst cooking. :D

Then some ass tickles you and your house catches on fire! :)

Yeah, but you'd have to shave them or it'd smell like burning hair every time you fired the lasers.

Meh. That just adds to the awesomeness.

...wait, your victims would probably have that same odour anyway, so nobody'd notice.

Yeah, but you'd have to shave them or it'd smell like burning hair every time you fired the lasers.

Shaving them alone might prove tricky... you'd need a laser-proof razor... although you could do interesting trick shots with the mirror while doing it...

swap the gun in this for a laser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Lenoh/crotchgun.gif

....or not.

Hey, what movie or show is that from? :confused: It's pretty cool! :cool:


I thought about it for awhile and decided that I want to have a weapon-grade laser to shoot out of my penis! It would be so AWESOME! If my aim is good enough, it could be like a mobile missle defense laser in my pants! :D How many people can say that they have that? :p

I would need some sort of saftey on my penis, though because, well-AHEM, I don't want it to fire when it's, well how should we say, in use. :fluffle:

LOL! Safety for it huh. :o

I'd pick eyes. Classic and good. Either that or from my finger like Freeza did. Though that would actually be worse because your limited in tracking and movement, your eyes can track and shoot at the same time.

My fingertips, I could be like the emperor from Star Wars.

http://library.thinkquest.org/3890/EMPEROR3.JPG

The whole Penis laser thing would get in the way of sex. Women would be afraid I'd get a little too excited, just start blasting their lower half off. :eek:

My fingertips, I could be like the emperor from Star Wars.

http://library.thinkquest.org/3890/EMPEROR3.JPG

The whole Penis laser thing would get in the way of sex. Women would be afraid I'd get a little too excited, just start blasting their lower half off. :eek:

I'm not a big fan of Star Wars, but I do like the Emperor's finger power "Stuff."


As for it getting in the way of sex, refer to my post about a safety in post #55.

The penis would be cool for obligatory thrusting kills, but fingers for effectivness, can get a shotgun effect with all 10 fingers

i would have liked to have said penis, but i'd rather not have to get my pants fixed all the time and i don't want to have a clear window in the crotch of my pants, so i'd have to say fingers

Bump!

W00t eyebeams!

Well a crotch laser will bring back those good memories of super robot cartoons but I prefer Eye lasers, Stare of Death! JEEGUUU BEEMMMMUUUU

HAIR!! Seriously, if you can get lasers to come out of your hair, then the whole penis vs eyes vs armpits thing is completely irrelevant! Think about it! Eyebrows, pubes, armit hair, actual hair, its so simple.

I voted "you're an ass" because I didn't see "ears" up there. I think that would be sort of interesting.

The palm of the hand - one big laser. :D

Not the privates, it'd just ruin someone's sex life.

The palm of the hand - one big laser. :D

Not the privates, it'd just ruin someone's sex life.

frying your partner at the moment of climax might be a bit of a turn-off hmm? :p

frying your partner at the moment of climax might be a bit of a turn-off hmm? :p

Yeah, a bit too heated a moment.