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"Chuck Norris is god" has seen the leprechaun/jumped the shark/tried haute cuisine

Daistallia 2104
21-04-2006, 16:48
I wish people here would stop posting that shitty damned "Chuck Norris would beat (whoever)". It jumped the shark a long time ago.
Hokan
21-04-2006, 16:50
I would like to direct people to the signature I made
http://www.geocities.com/soupoftheday55/chucknorris.JPG
Bodies Without Organs
21-04-2006, 16:50
I wish people here would stop posting that shitty damned "Chuck Norris would beat (whoever)". It jumped the shark a long time ago.

Indeed. However, it should also be noted out that the phrase 'jumped the shark' also jumped the shark a long time ago.
[NS]Simonist
21-04-2006, 16:52
Indeed. However, it should also be noted out that the phrase 'jumped the shark' also jumped the shark a long time ago.
I was going to go for an "Awwwww SNAP!" but I figure that's just about in the same boat.....

I'm just glad we no longer have the Board O' Chuck at work, I don't have to stare at those "interesting tidbits" all goddamn day.
Dogburg II
21-04-2006, 16:56
Chuck Norris humour is shit.
Daistallia 2104
21-04-2006, 16:57
Indeed. However, it should also be noted out that the phrase 'jumped the shark' also jumped the shark a long time ago.

My point exactly!

Thank you.

(And a cookie for the first person who knows why it's "seen the leprechaun"....)
Rambhutan
21-04-2006, 16:58
Chuck Norris humour is shit.

True but it easily beats other kinds of humour. I think I shall go and lie down now...
Yootopia
21-04-2006, 17:00
I would like to direct people to the signature I made
http://www.geocities.com/soupoftheday55/chucknorris.JPG

You should have made it a .png so that it didn't go horrible.
Kanabia
21-04-2006, 17:02
This poll makes me sad.

I remember all of those.

...now, where's that hole I made for me to die in? I know it's around here somewhere!
Turquoise Days
21-04-2006, 17:15
That bandwagon ran into it.
Pantygraigwen
21-04-2006, 17:18
I wish people here would stop posting that shitty damned "Chuck Norris would beat (whoever)". It jumped the shark a long time ago.

All your base belong to him, apparently.
IL Ruffino
21-04-2006, 17:19
CHUCK NORRIS ROXORZ!!!11!1!!!11!111!!

Fuckin Chuck Norris mannnn..

:headbang:
Secluded Islands
21-04-2006, 17:21
CHUCK NORRIS ROXORZ!!!11!1!!!11!111!!

Fuckin Chuck Norris mannnn..

:headbang:

you been drinking?
Vomination
21-04-2006, 17:29
The humour is kinda funny - but there are so many better candidates than Chuck Norris for its direction... :upyours: I liked the Vin Diesel stuff better http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin
Potato jack
21-04-2006, 18:15
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the shark.


It just had to be said
Saint Curie
21-04-2006, 21:56
According to anthropologists who've examined the trend closely, what we are experiencing now is just Phase I of the joke.

Over the course of many, many years, the veneration of Chuck Norris will progress from tongue-in-cheek, to aggravatingly absurd, to generally accepted, to recognized as a valid belief system.

Then, once its a religion with many adherents, a timed device will begin transmitting evidence and information showing Norris to be just an actual guy who had no aspirations to Godhood.

Sadly, the joke's architect will not likely survive to observe this, but it will be quite funny to achuckists.
Pythogria
21-04-2006, 21:57
I would like to direct people to the signature I made
http://www.geocities.com/soupoftheday55/chucknorris.JPG

Oh dear god I can't stop laughing...

Can I put a link to that in my sig? Please?
Harlesburg
21-04-2006, 22:25
I wish people here would stop posting that shitty damned "Chuck Norris would beat (whoever)". It jumped the shark a long time ago.
It was never funny.
You could have made the poll multiple choices.


In Communist Russia the cow milks you.
Tactical Grace
21-04-2006, 22:31
I agree. I view it as spam these days.
Harlesburg
21-04-2006, 22:33
Perhaps i will refute Chuck Norris one day.
DrunkenDove
21-04-2006, 22:34
It was never funny.
You could have made the poll multiple choices.


In Communist Russia the cow milks you.

You fail at "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
Potato jack
21-04-2006, 22:39
You fail at "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia fails at "In You" jokes
Asbena
21-04-2006, 22:39
It was funny when it was true for the 'In Soviet Russia...' things, but stupidity is just dumb. Go Leeroy and Chuck!
Pythogria
21-04-2006, 22:40
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia fails at "In You" jokes

In Soviet Russia... jokes fail at YOU!
Romanar
21-04-2006, 22:44
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the shark.


It just had to be said

Why? ;)
Terrorist Cakes
21-04-2006, 22:46
I agree. Oscar Wilde= much cooler thanChuck Norris.
HotRodia
21-04-2006, 22:50
Perhaps i will refute Chuck Norris one day.

Clearly, he was just a very great man and not a God... ;)
Undelia
21-04-2006, 23:19
It okay if you don’t believe in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris believes in you, right before he rips your finger off for typing such blasphemy.

Don’t Fuck With Chuck (DFWC)
IL Ruffino
21-04-2006, 23:20
you been drinking?
:eek:

No. I never drink :p
Gymoor II The Return
22-04-2006, 01:08
Bruce Lee was and always will be better.
Southern Sovereignty
22-04-2006, 01:21
Chuck Norris is the BOMB... when he farts!! :eek: