NationStates Jolt Archive

One time, I drank .15 liters of water. On the food side, I once ate 2 large McDonalds fries!:eek:

Today I had

1 cup coffee with non-dairy creamer and equal brand synthetic sweetener
1 Pork Roll sandwich


1 salad with thousand island dressing
1 cup cream of broccoli soup
1.5 litres water

Not sure what I'll have for dinner, but it will be washed down with beer.

Today I had

1 cup coffee with non-dairy creamer and equal brand synthetic sweetener
1 Pork Roll sandwich


1 salad with thousand island dressing
1 cup cream of broccoli soup
1.5 litres water

Not sure what I'll have for dinner, but it will be washed down with beer.


fatty:p

Right now I am eating a big plate of spaghetti, 3 pieces of beef teriyaki, and 1 quart of chocolate milk!!!!:eek:

Today? Erm...a bowl of porridge...half a quiche...baked potato with coleslaw...a couple of biscuits...about 50 grams of dark chocolate...many cups of tea (at least 6). And about half a pint of water.

fatty:p
I'm working toward looking like this

http://i3.tinypic.com/w02x77.jpg

1/2 pound of macaroni & cheese! :)

1/2 pound of macaroni & cheese! :)
I have never had it ...Does that sound strange???

Right now I am eating a big plate of spaghetti, 3 pieces of beef teriyaki, and 1 quart of chocolate milk!!!!:eek:


I have just finished the teriyaki. ON TO THE SPAGHETTI!!

Today, I had One bowl of Wheat-a-bix
One Cornish Pasty
Three bananas
A plum
An apple bake bar
An oatmeal bar
A jacket potao with beans and cheese
A Kiwi yoghurt
A chocolate eclaire

Half a liter of Fanta
a liter of water.

Bowl of Weetabix
Tuna swetcorn roll and packet of crisps
some chocolate
2 sausages in a slice of bread.

I have just finished the teriyaki. ON TO THE SPAGHETTI!!


I just hve finished the spaghetti. Now to finish the chocolate milk.............

I have never had it ...Does that sound strange???

Yeah it does. How can one not of ever had mac & cheese!? :eek:

I have cleared a gallon of orange juce and half a gallon of water in a day

Probably 5000 calories.

Yeah it does. How can one not of ever had mac & cheese!? :eek:
Maybe he calls it Kraft dinner or something.

Anyway, it's a sin that baked mac and cheese and the crap that comes out of a box are forced to share the same name.

I just hve finished the spaghetti. Now to finish the chocolate milk.............

I have finished my meal! NOW, I will play outside as to burn those calories!

Yeah it does. How can one not of ever had mac & cheese!? :eek:
Seen it in cans but that didn't look the may west ..

i once "beat the chief" down at a local restaurant called The Rib Ranch... 35 quid a head (with discount :P), so many courses and different types of ribs and steak i can't remember much beyond a big meaty blur... but i did finish and have the tshirt to prove it. my name would have gone up on the 'wall of legends' but they closed down not three weeks later :( :p


today i had:

pasta in cheese sauce stuff from a packet for lunch (lidl)
some crisps and leftover easter egg bits
three cups of tea and one large glass of crazy orange multivitamin juice from lidl
chilli chicken tikka massala, a wonderful peshwari naan bread, some poppadums with chutney, and a shedload of rice, washed down with (:eek: ) a bucket of coke
an after dinner mint


i might go for some icecream too :p

Never had meat loaf either..

Seen it in cans but that didn't look the may west ..
Well what did you expect it to look like? A busty chick who asks you to come up and see her?

Why do people like macaroni?
I fail to see the enjoyment in settling for the cheapest form of noodle available and dumping processed cheese all over it.

Never had meat loaf either..
Man, I love meatloaf.

Why do people like macaroni?
I fail to see the enjoyment in settling for the cheapest form of noodle available and dumping processed cheese all over it.
Try doing it the right way.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_18422,00.html

Well what did you expect it to look like? A busty chick who asks you to come up and see her?
I expected it to look at least edible .. ;) I suppose thats the next mission to make my own.It doesn't sound too difficult and with the right cheese and a bit of spicy heat my not be so bad

Try doing it the right way.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_18422,00.html

I'm not speaking from experience here.
I'm basing it off of Kraft Dinner kits that I've seen.

i once "beat the chief" down at a local restaurant called The Rib Ranch... 35 quid a head (with discount :P), so many courses and different types of ribs and steak i can't remember much beyond a big meaty blur... but i did finish and have the tshirt to prove it. my name would have gone up on the 'wall of legends' but they closed down not three weeks later :( :p
Hmmm...do you blame yourself for it closing? ;)

an after dinner mint
Was it [outrageous French accent]wafer thin[/outrageous French accent]? :D

I have cleared a gallon of orange juce and half a gallon of water in a day
Lightweight...:p
Half a gallon of chocolate milk in half an hour, then later that evening just over a gallon of premium Czech lager.

Maybe he calls it Kraft dinner or something.

Anyway, it's a sin that baked mac and cheese and the crap that comes out of a box are forced to share the same name.

I try not to have boxed mac. My favorite is to cook the mac and put Velveeta in it. Velveeta and mac. Yum. ;)

Lightweight...:p
Half a gallon of chocolate milk in half an hour, then later that evening just over a gallon of premium Czech lager.
A gallon of beer ...That is just over eight pints?? Sounds like the warm up for a good evening... Try fifteen or sixteen pints of Guinness. (oh the horror of a pebbledashed toilet bowl :eek: )

Hmm... today I had:

porridge with sultanas
2 portions of fruit salad
brown roll with turkey and lettuce
tortellini (with cheese sauce....)
plus about, uh, three breadsticks and various things for sorethroats :P
and then about... 3 glasses of orange juice and a bottle of water *nods*

The most water I ever drank I believe was about four galons of water last summer. Scary thing was that I sweat almost all of it out it was so hot.

Today I had,

Two ham buns
Four small glasses of diet pepsi
Two beef jerky sticks
A handful of cashews
One can of pepsi

A gallon of beer ...That is just over eight pints?? Sounds like the warm up for a good evening... Try fifteen or sixteen pints of Guinness. (oh the horror of a pebbledashed toilet bowl :eek: )
Yeah, it was nine pints.

St. Patrick's Day, was that? :p
Last year I managed to get 3 silly hats - 15 pints between 11am - 11pm. Didn't eat a thing.

Personal records:
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Single Meal

Date: March 19, 1992 (16th Birthday)
Time: About 6pm - 7:30pm
Location: Minocqua, WI (Spang's Italian Restaurant)

Meal - Approx 5 lbs of spaghetti; side salad; small loaf of bread/butter; and the complimentary birthday sundae. The spaghetti eaten set the record (in the spaghetti class) for our waitress.


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Single Night Partying (that I can remember some of... hehe)

Date: March 19, 1997 (21st Birthday)
Time: Approx. 6pm - 3am
Location: Madison, WI

Drinks:
Approximately 20 shots of hard liquor
Approximately 6 standard beers (free birthday mug at the Nitty Gritty)

What's amazing is I didn't have a hangover the next day... woke up with tornh jeans, missing a shirt, scrapes on my legs/arms... but no hangover.

Hmmm...do you blame yourself for it closing? ;)
lol no... though that would be something to claim "i literally ate a restaurant out of business! :D" :p

Was it [outrageous French accent]wafer thin[/outrageous French accent]? :D
it was indeed wAfer thIn.... *explodes* :p


Hmm... today I had:

porridge with sultanas
2 portions of fruit salad
brown roll with turkey and lettuce
tortellini (with cheese sauce....)
plus about, uh, three breadsticks and various things for sorethroats :P
and then about... 3 glasses of orange juice and a bottle of water *nods*
woo! sounds healthy :fluffle:

Drink:

This was on a 100+ degree day with no A/C. I drank at least 6 cans of Coke, one of those 64 oz. bottles of grape juice, and I totally lost track of how much water I drank.

Food:

These days, I don't really eat that much, but in my teens/early 20's, my appitite was legendary. I didn't keep track of what I ate, but nearly everytime anyone saw me, I was shoving food down my throat. About the time my appitite slowed down, 3 neighborhood grocery stores went out of business. My mom swore that it wasn't a coincidence.

I'm not speaking from experience here.
I'm basing it off of Kraft Dinner kits that I've seen.

this one's much simpler but still very good:

Tom's Wisconsin Cheesehead Mac and Cheese

1 box Kraft Mac and Cheese (7 oz. "The Cheesiest")
Slightly more than 4 TBSP salted butter
One-third cup of milk
Large handful of grated cheddar cheese
Salt/pepper to taste


Cook the macaroni in boiling water, place cooked mac in colnder and set aside

In the pan, combine the milk, butter and cheese sauce mix (part of the box) and mix untill well-mixed (smooth)

Re-add the macaroni to the pan and mix well with the cheese sauce

Add the large handful of cheddar cheese amd stir until melted/stringy/gooey

Add salt/pepper to taste

Dump your yield onto a large plate... should make about 2 pounds of product.

So far today I've had:

1 thingie of yoghurt
1 cup of coffee
1 litre of water
1 grapefruit
2 flautas from Chevy's
2 Jolly Ranchers

Not sure what I'll be having for dinner.

Right now I am eating a small but fancy plate of steak. Covered in salt and pepper, along with a fancy ketchup art pattern. And of course i'll be washing it down with some Boylan Root Beer.

The most I ever drank in one day is 16.5 liters of water (about 4.3 gallons), but it was about 130F (54C) and I was wearing body armour. When we were done conducting a checkpoint I changed clothes, and when my shirt dried it was so salt encrusted I could actually stand it up unsupported.

Michiganders and ridiculous heat do not mix.

Just finished an egg and sausage sandwich (sub par). On deck is a pastrami and provolone sandwich and some black pepper and sea salt chips. But that's really for latter. Too much soda. I'm thinking it's time to ween myself off the bottle but the caffiene thing is a bit hard to let go. Tea doesn't seem like a good enough substitute, but getting rid of corn syrup has its appeal.

The most I've eaten in one sitting probably goes to the burrito the size of my forearm-from the crux of my elbow to my fingertips, and just as wide. It's the munchy smasher.

I planned on drinking 21 beers on my 21st birthday. I remember number 17, sort of. I also remember waking up with a broken foot.

Most food was, almost certainly, some Thanksgiving Day feast. Prolly...

Today:

5am - Honey Nut Cheerios.

1230pm - A bacon/provelone/English muffin sammy and some Fritos.

7pm - Pasta e Fagioli and a bit of a ciabatta...yum!

a 1/3lb Chesseburger
a large order of fries
a cookie
a cheestick
a banana
a small bowl of trailmix
a bowl of frosted flakes
a personal pan pizza
a two-scoop ice cream cone
and 10 ritz crakers with american cheese

ps. I never eat like this at all, this is a 1 in a thousand chance

this was all at one meal.

12 slices of pizza
2 servings of pasta and sauce
4 glasses of lemonade
1 small salad.

It was at an all you can eat pizza place in southeast U.S. by the name of
Ci Ci's pizza

Just remember if your wife tells you to get in shape remind her that round is a shape.

The small salad was a good choice...

yesterday I had 6 Rye crisp breads with low fat spread, half a litre of water, and a MacDonalds meal and 2 cups of coffee (i was hungover so food wasn't really my first priority)

Today i've had one cup of coffee, one pepermint tea, 2 slices of toast, and for lunch i'm having chicken soup.

Today i've had a small bowl of cornflakes, a slicce of bread with cream cheesy stuff, a small piece of apple pie and two cups of water... I will however be getting some juice or something like that right after i finish posting this

When I was training full-on, I did a nutrition analysis of my diet.
I was averaging 4500 calories a day, which included around 4 litres of milk, juice and water.
But as I was cycling an hour and a half a day (it was ~20 minutes to the gym) and going to the gym twice a day (hence the 90 minutes cycling), doing cardio work (an hour on the rowing erg) in the am and weights in the pm, I was using up 4500-5000 calories a day.

Must say, I looked damned good back then. But man, was it hard!
And frukin' boring.

My day consisted of get up, eat a huge bowl of porridge, cycle to the gym, hour cardio, cycle home, eat a huge bowl of boiled rice with tuna, sleep in the afternoon, wake up, have a protein drink + banana, cycle to gym, weights, cycle home, rice and tuna for dinner with protein drink + creatine, then bed.

That was my day, every single day.
After a while I just couldn't face it anymore.



On the other extreme, I once ate a kilogram of chocolate in 4 hours. I was pretty stoned and drunk at the time apparently.
I've also, with a Ukranian friend of mine (who weighs in at a massive 52kgs - 115lbs), drunken 3 bottles of vodka (straight - them russkies know no other way to drink vodka), a couple shots of tequila and 1.5 bottles of wine.
Then I passed out. Around 4am.
She woke up at 9am and polished off the wine (it was 'too early' for drinking apparently) and then went onto g&t's come the afternoon.
I was sick for 2 days.

Never, never, never get into a drinking contest with a beautiful Ukranian woman. You'll only embarass yourself.

Today...ummm

One bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast...

Prawns and salad for dinner....

About a litre of coke....

Three beers...

And a bowl of potato chips.



The most i've ever eaten I couldn't say.

Today 4 slices of Peanut Butter toast
2 Pies (1 beef and Bacon, 1 Mince)
Beef Casserole.
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Once ate 26 slices of Pizza.

When I was training full-on, I did a nutrition analysis of my diet.
I was averaging 4500 calories a day, which included around 4 litres of milk, juice and water.
But as I was cycling an hour and a half a day (it was ~20 minutes to the gym) and going to the gym twice a day (hence the 90 minutes cycling), doing cardio work (an hour on the rowing erg) in the am and weights in the pm, I was using up 4500-5000 calories a day.

Must say, I looked damned good back then. But man, was it hard!
And frukin' boring.

My day consisted of get up, eat a huge bowl of porridge, cycle to the gym, hour cardio, cycle home, eat a huge bowl of boiled rice with tuna, sleep in the afternoon, wake up, have a protein drink + banana, cycle to gym, weights, cycle home, rice and tuna for dinner with protein drink + creatine, then bed.

That was my day, every single day.
After a while I just couldn't face it anymore.



On the other extreme, I once ate a kilogram of chocolate in 4 hours. I was pretty stoned and drunk at the time apparently.
I've also, with a Ukranian friend of mine (who weighs in at a massive 52kgs - 115lbs), drunken 3 bottles of vodka (straight - them russkies know no other way to drink vodka), a couple shots of tequila and 1.5 bottles of wine.
Then I passed out. Around 4am.
She woke up at 9am and polished off the wine (it was 'too early' for drinking apparently) and then went onto g&t's come the afternoon.
I was sick for 2 days.

Never, never, never get into a drinking contest with a beautiful Ukranian woman. You'll only embarass yourself.
*Awards Demented Hamsters the Best Eater Award*

Never, never, never get into a drinking contest with a beautiful Ukranian woman. You'll only embarass yourself.

You really shouldn't get into a drinking contest with any Ukrainians. I had a buddy from the Ukraine when I was in the Army. He lived in the Ukraine until he was 10 and then moved to New York, so he sounded just like Sly Stallone in Rocky. One night we were all out drinking until 6:00am, and I crashed out on my couch. At 10:00 I hear someone beating on my door, so I stagger over and open it. He's standing there with a bottle of vodka and says "Hey, yo, I have vodka, we make it disappear!"

I just drank two bottles of water. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :cool:

Today-I've had an 8oz glass of water when I woke up.
1 pot of coffee with skim milk.
4 hard boiled egg whites. 1/2 a green bell pepper & half a red bell pepper.
4 pieces of left over London Broil.
2 slices whole wheat toast.

Now you have me thinking of lunch...