NationStates Jolt Archive


How woud you hold me?

Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:14
Assuming i needed holding right now, how would you hold me?

Defensive Tackle blocking the Runnignback
Under the Water.-I don't want you to breath.
Like a Mother holds its baby?
In a Mental asylum?
In a Police holding Cell?
The Cargo bay of a C-130 Hercules?
Hold of a Cargo Ship smuggling drugs into Florida?
Some other Holding you forgot about?

Well???
The Cat-Tribe
20-04-2006, 13:15
by the neck
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-04-2006, 13:17
At arm's length, sweety, at arm's length.
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:18
by the neck
Like a mother cat holds her Kittens?:fluffle:

Crap i spelt running wrong.:(
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:18
At arm's length, sweety, at arm's length.
Crap, that is a good one.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-04-2006, 13:19
Crap i spelt running wrong.:(
You spelt would wrong, too.
Secluded Islands
20-04-2006, 13:20
like a bear holding on to a trout...
I V Stalin
20-04-2006, 13:20
Arms behind the back, sack over the head, in orange prison clothes. Kinda like Guantanamo, really.
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:25
You spelt would wrong, too.
AH F**K!!!
Only once out of 3 times.-That aint too bad.
Kibolonia
20-04-2006, 13:25
In my bad arm, by the ankle, over a cliff. And Harlesburg, when I said I'd kill you last, I lied.
Heavenly Sex
20-04-2006, 13:26
I'm voting for the mental asylum! :D
Wallonochia
20-04-2006, 13:27
At gunpoint.
I V Stalin
20-04-2006, 13:28
AH F**K!!!
Only once out of 3 times.-That aint too bad.
You spelt 'fuck' wrong as well. ;)
Eutrusca
20-04-2006, 13:28
Assuming i needed holding right now, how would you hold me?

Defensive Tackle blocking the Runnignback
Under the Water.-I don't want you to breath.
Like a Mother holds its baby?
In a Mental asylum?
In a Police holding Cell?
The Cargo bay of a C-130 Hercules?
Hold of a Cargo Ship smuggling drugs into Florida?
Some other Holding you forgot about?

Well???
Strapped to an air-droppable pallet of food in the cargo hold of a C-130, and dropped into the middle of Darfur. Might not make you feel better right away, but would certainly give you a different perspective. :D
Retired Majors
20-04-2006, 13:28
Under the Water.-I don't want you to breath[e].

I make that three.

I don't know, why would I want to hold you?
Kanabia
20-04-2006, 13:30
Erm...

...

Snakes on a plane.
Carisbrooke
20-04-2006, 13:32
Hmmmm

Hold you? See I thought imediately of a warm gentle hug....but that would be WRONG in so many ways..........

:fluffle:

How about a slightly akward stiff armed hugging someone you don't know at all hug? or maybe a holding tank...
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:34
I make that three.

I don't know, why would I want to hold you?
Oh i'd be embarrased if i'd put some effort into it.:(
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:35
Hmmmm

Hold you? See I thought imediately of a warm gentle hug....but that would be WRONG in so many ways..........

:fluffle:

How about a slightly akward stiff armed hugging someone you don't know at all hug? or maybe a holding tank...
I wouldn't complain...

Holding tank eh?
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:37
AH HORSES BOLLOCKS!
I even forgot the customary Wrestling hold

Full Nelson.
sigh.:(
Carisbrooke
20-04-2006, 13:40
I am NOT holding any horses bollocks....thank you very much

It's another WRONG thing....

If you need a hug, then feel free to walk this way, I am great at hugs, but equine testicle nestling is not for this girly.....
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:45
I am NOT holding any horses bollocks....thank you very much

It's another WRONG thing....

If you need a hug, then feel free to walk this way, I am great at hugs, but equine testicle nestling is not for this girly.....
I am sure some seedy charlatan is offering big monies for tricks with horses i however am inquiring about a hug...
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:46
I make that three.

I don't know, why would I want to hold you?
Because all the cool kids are doing it.
Kryozerkia
20-04-2006, 13:48
Because all the cool kids are doing it.
I spit on the cool kids!
Carisbrooke
20-04-2006, 13:53
I am sure some seedy charlatan is offering big monies for tricks with horses i however am inquiring about a hug...


*puts on nice fluffy sweater, and holds out arms*

Come on then........

:fluffle:
Katganistan
20-04-2006, 13:55
I'd Hold You Accountable for your Actions.
Eutrusca
20-04-2006, 13:58
I'd Hold You Accountable for your Actions.
*GASP!*

What a radical concept! Oh noes! :D
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 13:59
I'd Hold You Accountable for your Actions.
Could you be a precious Plum and fix the typo in the title?:fluffle:
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 14:00
*puts on nice fluffy sweater, and holds out arms*

Come on then........

:fluffle:
:fluffle:
Carisbrooke
20-04-2006, 14:01
:fluffle:

There......isn't that better?
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 14:17
*GASP!*

What a radical concept! Oh noes! :D
Yes Wit from a Mod is truley a marvelous site i believe it is the second time it has happened to me.:p

There......isn't that better?
unbelievable as it seems, yes.:)
I spit on the cool kids!
All the cool kids do that too.
Carisbrooke
20-04-2006, 14:40
unbelievable as it seems, yes.:)


Anytime....:)

I was a sobbing wreck earlier this morning after seeing something terribly moving on TV while I ate my breakfast...so I needed a hug too, so I was getting something from it as well....

Cyber-comfort :D It's kind of like sex but there is no exchange of body fluids and very little huffing and puffing....usually
Carnivorous Lickers
20-04-2006, 14:51
When I hold someone, its just like a massage-it almost always leads to so much more.

There are only a few people I hold.
I V Stalin
20-04-2006, 15:12
Erm...

...

Snakes on a plane.
Film of the year.
Bolol
20-04-2006, 15:19
Bear hug. Full of love and potentially fatal...a beautiful dichotomy.
Upper Botswavia
20-04-2006, 15:27
Considering I am on the other side of the ocean... I suppose I will have to call you up long distance and PUT you on hold.
Angermanland
20-04-2006, 16:40
Erm...

...

Snakes on a plane.


ack! where does that line come from? it's everywhere!!!!!!!

ARRRGHH!!!!!! *runs in circles*

oh, and "up"
The Tribes Of Longton
20-04-2006, 16:42
I'd hold you in some sort of gigantic vice...
German Nightmare
20-04-2006, 23:27
http://www.aazelcorp.com/images/detail/trash.jpg (J/K)
Harlesburg
21-04-2006, 08:06
Considering I am on the other side of the ocean... I suppose I will have to call you up long distance and PUT you on hold.
Oh so witty.:fluffle: