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... Yeah, just wondering. :p

I'm twenteen;)

I am a lady and real ladies never tell anyone their age, you cheeky bastard.

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EDIT: *sigh* damn, I'm old

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*sigh*

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This thread isn't as interesting as I thought it'd be...

Wow. At thirteen I run a nation. How about that?

wow at 14 i dont care you run a nation? how cool is that:D

Why is it that everyone who has given their age so far is young? You make me feel old lol :p

Wow. At thirteen I run a nation. How about that?
Wow, you're even younger than Lady Jane Grey. Who, incidentally, got executed.

I am a lady and real ladies never tell anyone their age, you cheeky bastard.

No, you're thinking of hookers, they don't reveal their age because they want to still get their dimes when they're fifty.

why do you think I am not telling, they are all KIDS I tell you...:p

Wow. At thirteen I run a nation. How about that?
I wouldn't be too proud about a nation called "Chemical Wasteland"...

Good for you. *tap, tap*

No, you're thinking of hookers, they don't reveal their age because they want to still get their dimes when they're fifty.


I don't get paid in small bills honey....;)

I don't get paid in small bills honey....;)

Frilly, I want some.

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Old enough to know never reveal your age on the net ;)

I'm 25

I'm about yay old.

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Thirty-two, still [at least for a couple of months]...

23. Just a couple more years before my insurance company stops screwing me quite so hard.

Interesting how some people think someone will "get" them or something if they give any sort of personal information out on the net, such as hometown or age.

Wow, you're even younger than Lady Jane Grey. Who, incidentally, got executed.
I don't get paid in small bills honey....;)
Small coins?

i am 22 last time ichecked but probably 14 in Inter-web maturity

20 WRAAARRRRRR!!!!!ARRARRRR!!!!!

said it big because.... i don't know. i'm bored?

29. Yay, I've been promoted "Member" now!:)

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I love your name.

I love your name.

*sighs* He's a disgrace to Jeremy. Make your own name up!

Oh and I'm sixteen.

22 and probably too old for this malarky.

22.....and 27 months....and too young to be annoyed how old I am.

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*sighs* He's a disgrace to Jeremy. Make your own name up!

boom headshot!

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As old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth.

As old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth.

My Mum used to say that, thank you for making me smile :fluffle:

I'm 23...

boom headshot!
Zomg Potaria has a pistola but ze hast ze kanonnen!:eek:

I'm pushing at 24... Fuck getting older... I'm going to stay 23 forever and be a young stud.

Much too young to feel this damn old.


And now, by quoting song lyrics at random, I have turned into my father.

Damn.

I thought a guy reached his sexual peak at 18 or something?

And a woman at 36? is that about correct?

*Looks about for a nice fit 18 year old.....

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Wait til you're my age- 38....then you'll know what "old" is. :p
Especially with 39 only a month away.

I thought a guy reached his sexual peak at 18 or something?

And a woman at 36? is that about correct?

*Looks about for a nice fit 18 year old.....


I still dont understand that. I'm as lustful now as when I was 18. And way more experienced. I havent noticed any decline in ability or libido.

Maybe I havent reached my "sexual peak" yet? Or maybe I'm at it now and everything is downhill from here?

I still dont understand that. I'm as lustful now as when I was 18. And way more experienced. I havent noticed any decline in ability or libido.

Maybe I havent reached my "sexual peak" yet? Or maybe I'm at it now and everything is downhill from here?
I am sorry i have been stealing your Mojo for some time now, as you said you haven't noticed it yet but it has beeen going to a go cause Porto Rican Kids without a known father.

How did San Haiti and Edible Dogs manage to vote in each cohort?

I still dont understand that. I'm as lustful now as when I was 18. And way more experienced. I havent noticed any decline in ability or libido.

Maybe I havent reached my "sexual peak" yet? Or maybe I'm at it now and everything is downhill from here?


I don't think its true either...my lovely man is older than you and he is VERY lustful, and he favours the experience over exuberance any day...I know that I do...I remember having sex with 18 year olds and I know which I prefer....

*big contented smile*

20 WRAAARRRRRR!!!!!ARRARRRR!!!!!

said it big because.... i don't know. i'm bored?

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:D i beat you...

meh im 16, old enough to get smashed though not quite leagaly old enough to crash a car ;)

I am sorry i have been stealing your Mojo for some time now, as you said you haven't noticed it yet but it has beeen going to a go cause Porto Rican Kids without a known father.


apparently, I can spare it. Maybe its like steam off a pressure cooker.

In that case, thanks. I'm not ready to explode.

I don't think its true either...my lovely man is older than you and he is VERY lustful, and he favours the experience over exuberance any day...I know that I do...I remember having sex with 18 year olds and I know which I prefer....

*big contented smile*


SO- having sex with your lovely man is better than the equivalent of TWO 18 year olds? *L*

I understand- Its gotta be nice to be with someone that knows what they're doing, rather than a less mature, sweaty groper that cant pace himself.

Good for you. ;)

10878401 minutes. Yes, I'm bored.

Wow. At thirteen I run a nation. How about that?
Meh. Talk to Richard II, Henry VI, or Edward VI. Average age on reaching the throne - about 6.

517764070 seconds old, now 517764071, 517764072....

i am also bored

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:D i beat you...
*ahem*

*clears throat*






WRAAARRRRRR!!!!! ARRARRRR!!!!!11!!1 arrrrrrr...




:)

How did San Haiti and Edible Dogs manage to vote in each cohort?

well, everyone but the right one.

Hint: its a multiple choice poll.

I'm 25, at work, very bored and found Nationstates by accident.

However, using the power of email I've already got two of my frineds to make countries and join my location! Hurrah!

I'm 25, at work, very bored and found Nationstates by accident.

However, using the power of email I've already got two of my frineds to make countries and join my location! Hurrah!
welcome :fluffle:

Welcome too.....:fluffle:

Welcome to hell...

517764070 seconds old, now 517764071, 517764072....

i am also bored
Ha! I'm older than you...I think.

well, everyone but the right one.

Hint: its a multiple choice poll.


Right, when you originally voted. So you did it on purpose?

I am older than time itself. Assuming, of course, that time was invented sometime in the late 80's, and I have no reason to believe otherwise.
And, no, I'm not getting anymore precise than that.

Old enough to know better...

Plus, just the other day I discovered a couple wrinkles growing around my eyes that didn't used to be there... *sighhh* getting old, I guess...

26 here... soon to be 27 :headbang:
WTH... I still feel young :D

I wouldn't be too proud about a nation called "Chemical Wasteland"...

Good for you. *tap, tap*
Lol:D

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And you don't act a day over 36.
Don't worry, I'm in the same age bracket as you.

Old enough to know better...

Plus, just the other day I discovered a couple wrinkles growing around my eyes that didn't used to be there... *sighhh* getting old, I guess...
I noticed the same thing on Saturday. Oh well. Just keep smiling. :) There's a huge difference between happy person's wrinkles and angry person's wrinkles.

I'm going to die,
Saturday, November 22, 2042
Wow, fifty-two and I'm dead? Life is a gyp.

I'm 18, poor, and in a very indifferent mood at the moment.

I thought a guy reached his sexual peak at 18 or something?

Zomg I’m going to run out of tissues !

oh um...16

I thought a guy reached his sexual peak at 18 or something?
And a woman at 36? is that about correct?
*Looks about for a nice fit 18 year old.....

That's a misconception. Men at this age are generally pleased easier, and have more energy, however that does not equate with sexual ability and sexual endurance. [/SeriousTalk]

I'm 19, 20 in December.

WTF?

I'm older than DHomme? I thought he was 20 or something.

*sigh* I'm not as young as I used to be. But I'm sure not as old as I'm gonna be!

Been 18 for almost a month (mmm barely legal) and I have yet to do anything that requires me being of legal age. It sucks living in a country where I can now vote, sign my own legal crap, be charged as an adult, smoke, and buy porn...yet I can't drink legally for another 3 years.

WTF?

I'm older than DHomme? I thought he was 20 or something.
Well, what do you know? I thought you were about 22-23, but I was wrong.

I'm like...20, or something.

Yay for the twenty-two-year-olds! There seem to be a bunch of us. Given that I am from 1983, however, my 'official' age for 2006 is twenty-three.

OK, now I feel old...er and wiser than most of you!

WTF?

I'm older than DHomme? I thought he was 20 or something.


A cunning ruse

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Yay for the twenty-two-year-olds! There seem to be a bunch of us. Given that I am from 1983, however, my 'official' age for 2006 is twenty-three.

We cheering 22 year olds? As I am 22 I'll be happy to be cheered for. :)

I have a hard time believing these forums have senior citizens active.

10878401 minutes. Yes, I'm bored.

Have you accounted for leap years? :p

Physically: 18
Mentally: somewhere around 25
Emotionally: Heaven only knows!
Spiritually: infant I have a long way to go!

Have you accounted for leap years? :p
Hah! Yes! :p

Physically: 18
Mentally: somewhere around 25
Emotionally: Heaven only knows!
Spiritually: infant I have a long way to go!

BUH?!

Zomg I’m going to run out of tissues !

oh um...16
Join the club
also 16

I have a hard time believing these forums have senior citizens active.
You've not met the almighty spammer himself, Eutrusca?

BUH?!

Buh what?

You've not met the almighty spammer himself, Eutrusca?

You believe somebody is actually over sixty on an internet general forum?
It's not hard faking age.

30 years old

You believe somebody is actually over sixty on an internet general forum?
It's not hard faking age.

Well, apparently Edible Dogs and San Haiti picked everything...If I'd known it was multiple choice I would have too.

... Yeah, just wondering. :p
I believe a thread similiar to this one was started not long ago.

I am a lady and real ladies never tell anyone their age, you cheeky bastard.

Now that is a damned lie. A damned lie in the name of socially permissible vanity. ... Knock it off.

You believe somebody is actually over sixty on an internet general forum?
It's not hard faking age.

It does beg the question: Why would somebody pretend to be sixty?

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It does beg the question: Why would somebody pretend to be sixty?

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Random hilarity?

You believe somebody is actually over sixty on an internet general forum?
It's not hard faking age.
It's not hard faking anything on here. Why should I believe that DHomme is a communist? Or that Kanabia's favourite band is Nirvana? Or that Czardas really is the supreme ruler of the omniverse?

Hah! Yes! :p

Well done, so by my astounding mathematic abilities, which comprise the clicking of the "members" button, you were born on August 14, 1985. :)

Old enough to know better.

Young enough not to care.

It's not hard faking anything on here. Why should I believe that DHomme is a communist? Or that Kanabia's favourite band is Nirvana? Or that Czardas really is the supreme ruler of the omniverse?
Because if you don't, I... er... um, I'll get back to you on that. But there will be blood, sadism, and cookies! Bwahahahahaha! ;)

Well done, so by my astounding mathematic abilities, which comprise the clicking of the "members" button, you were born on August 14, 1985. :)
Indeed. Cookie if you can tell me (by 11.30pm BST) what time I was born.

Indeed. Cookie if you can tell me (by 11.30pm BST) what time I was born.

Don't tell me you accounted for daylight savings in the minute total?

Because if you don't, I... er... um, I'll get back to you on that. But there will be blood, sadism, and cookies! Bwahahahahaha! ;)
Remember, I am one of the few true believers. Only one of two people to join your cult before the thread was deleted/locked/moved to spam/eaten by Myrth.

Don't tell me you accounted for daylight savings in the minute total?
Didn't need to - it's BST now, and was BST when I was born. Admittedly, I didn't think about it...

It's not hard faking anything on here. Why should I believe that DHomme is a communist? Or that Kanabia's favourite band is Nirvana? Or that Czardas really is the supreme ruler of the omniverse?
Oh God, you're right! Some Jews might even be sneaking in, as we speak. Or, worse yet, some of those "career" women might be here instead of in the kitchen where they belong.
Wha? Why's everyone staring at me?

Why should I believe that DHomme is a communist?

They're onto me...

Oh God, you're right! Some Jews might even be sneaking in, as we speak. Or, worse yet, some of those "career" women might be here instead of in the kitchen where they belong.
Wha? Why's everyone staring at me?
Trying to cover yourself, eh?

...

Back in the kitchen, bitch!!! ;)

Sorry, I fail. :(

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Sorry, I fail. :(
I'll give you a clue - it was in the morning. Though I guess there's no point you working it out now, as there's no cookie...

Mwahaha!

*eats cookie*

didn't see this website. could have been useful.
http://www.timeanddate.com/date/timeduration.html?d1=&m1=&y1=&d2=&m2=&y2=

It says Wednesday, 14 August 1985, 04:24:00. Can I have a postbiscuit pardon?

And there I was, fussing around in Excel, all I needed was a cheap slut of a website. :headbang:
I can buy cookies from Tesco. But won't.

156 months (thats 13 years)

It says Wednesday, 14 August 1985, 04:24:00. Can I have a postbiscuit pardon?
No, because you cheated. ;)

*eats more cookies*

*throws crumbs to CC*

15. The sad thing is, I usually win in debates against my father, history teacher, etc.

18 in.....11 months!
i try to think positively

uurgh. i couldnt imagine living in one of those alcohol-at-21 countries.
but im sure not THAT many people listen to that sort of rule...?

18 in.....11 months!
i try to think positively

uurgh. i couldnt imagine living in one of those alcohol-at-21 countries.
but im sure not THAT many people listen to that sort of rule...?

As an American, I can tell you, nobody in there right mind waits to drink until they are 21.

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*sigh*

Woo! Go 17 year olds!

I'll be 18, though, in 3 months.

15. The sad thing is, I usually win in debates against my father, history teacher, etc.

I think a wise man once said,
"Nobody ever wins debate as they go on for all of time"

As an American, I can tell you, nobody in there right mind waits to drink until they are 21.

good. stupid rules. most people i know here dont wait until 18, either

Woo! Go 17 year olds!

I'll be 18, though, in 3 months.

yes, go us!
BUT...whats so good about being 17? you're not quite up to voting, and buying alcohol and cigarettes.
its being stuck in a limbo, with the man dangling beer in front of your face on a string, saying "nope....not yet.... mwahhhahahaha"

I am approximately 12.3 million minutes old, margin of error T ± 60.

Do I win the boredom prize yet?

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Do I win the boredom prize yet?

Have you rotated every matchstick and spoon in your house by 90 degrees yet?

Have you rotated every matchstick and spoon in your house by 90 degrees yet?

No, but you win the insomnia prize :D

apparently, I can spare it. Maybe its like steam off a pressure cooker.

In that case, thanks. I'm not ready to explode.
Nice save.
Drat
*Mumbles*

I think i am still 22...

I am approximately 12.3 million minutes old, margin of error T ± 60.

Do I win the boredom prize yet?
No, considering I gave my age to the exact minute...and someone gave their age to the second...

Squorn is 19.

No, because you cheated. ;)

*eats more cookies*

*throws crumbs to CC*

It was difficult :(. Thanks for the crumbs.

A little over 5,660,873,304,559,684,470 oscillations of a hyperfine transition in the 133caesium (Cs) atom. That is 5.66-ish quintillion oscillations... Also 342,114 bells.