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Thought I'd be the first to say happy 4/20 to all my fellow stoner NSers out there! In respect of 4/20 I made a google logo, I demand they use it!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/6db38b6f.gif

Oh, and free B&J for all who want it! Toker or non-toker, take all you want, it's on me.

*puts out tray of dime bags*

:fluffle:



Just wondering.. do you smoke weed?

Shit you are right!

Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler!

Fuck dime bags, man. If I hadn't already blown my last pay check, I probably would get 1/8th, or a few grams of WW.

Hmm, now I really want some WW.

I'm gonna call my friend tomorrow, see if he can get me some ^_^

Um, why is 4/20 special? :confused:

Shit you are right!

Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler!

Bah to Adolf Hitler. Happy birthday, me.

I'm a little upset the poll isn't public....jerk

Bah to Adolf Hitler. Happy birthday, me.
Great, now the two things I'll associate with you are Nazis and ditchweed. You're really climbing the ranks there ;)

Bah to Adolf Hitler. Happy birthday, me.
How big is your culf of Personality?

God has blessed us with a 1/4!

Um, why is 4/20 special? :confused:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29

Simonist']I'm a little upset the poll isn't public....jerk


Great, now the two things I'll associate with you are Nazis and ditchweed. You're really climbing the ranks there ;)
What about their humourous name?

Simonist']
Great, now the two things I'll associate with you are Nazis and ditchweed. You're really climbing the ranks there ;)

Well, at least you're merely associating them with me. I once had a wide-eyed astrology devotee tell me quite seriously, "Oh my God, that's Hitler's birthday! You must be exactly like Hitler!" Impeccable logic, obviously.

Of course, you could also try associating me with, um, *consults wikipedia* Joan Miro, Tito Puente, John Paul Stevens, and Carmen Electra. It's not much, but it's probably better than a potheaded Hitler... :)

... lol. Although it's actually 20/4. Damn Americans and their wierd dating system.

Oh. I forgot about that. Meh. Silly americans and their weird dating system indeed.

Simonist']I'm a little upset the poll isn't public....jerk
I thought about it for about two seconds.. but then I just clicked submit and you call me a jerk :(

How big is your culf of Personality?

My cult of personality is so big that...that...um, that it's really big! Yeah!

Oh. I forgot about that. Meh. Silly americans and their weird dating system indeed.
Yes indeed.

What about their humourous name?
If humourous names did it for me, then I'd have a far better memory of many of the people on the forums. And if I had a far better memory of the people on the forums, I'd have no excuse to totally forget key aspects of a person's life and unintentinally slam them or forget that we had, in fact, ever interacted at all.

....Have we met?

...Joan Miro, Tito Puente, John Paul Stevens, and Carmen Electra...
Bah, I have Pope Gregory XV, Empress Meisho, Thomas William Robertson (awesome), Richard Nixon, Dorothea Puente (my serial killer-obsessed friend was PSYCHED over this one), Bob Denver (I only learned that when he died), Jimmy Page, Dave Matthews, and a Backstreet Boy.

I fear the list that wiki could give me.

Oh. I forgot about that. Meh. Silly americans and their weird dating system indeed.
*takes a huge hit*

You need to puff this shit mannn.

*hides non-american calenders*

I thought about it for about two seconds.. but then I just clicked submit and you call me a jerk :(
Aw, c'mon baby, you know I didn't meant it..... :p

*takes a huge hit*

You need to puff this shit mannn.

Well? Pass the billy already, damnit! :p

Simonist']If humourous names did it for me, then I'd have a far better memory of many of the people on the forums. And if I had a far better memory of the people on the forums, I'd have no excuse to totally forget key aspects of a person's life and unintentinally slam them or forget that we had, in fact, ever interacted at all.

....Have we met?


Bah, I have Pope Gregory XV, Empress Meisho, Thomas William Robertson (awesome), Richard Nixon, Dorothea Puente (my serial killer-obsessed friend was PSYCHED over this one), Bob Denver (I only learned that when he died), Jimmy Page, Dave Matthews, and a Backstreet Boy.

I fear the list that wiki could give me.
Are you the coolest or what?

Simonist']Aw, c'mon baby, you know I didn't meant it..... :p
*smiles*and thinks of possible "accidents" that can happen to his new enemy*

:fluffle:

Are you the coolest or what?
Somebody was begging to be shown up. Gimme a break! I haven't been on in a few days! I feel the need to belittle somebody, and you're not an easy target.

(strangely, I learned that this is apparently how people actually think I act....)

Simonist']Somebody was begging to be shown up. Gimme a break! I haven't been on in a few days! I feel the need to belittle somebody, and you're not an easy target.

(strangely, I learned that this is apparently how people actually think I act....)
Oh you are so sweet, saying i am not an easy target.

Simonist']
Bah, I have Pope Gregory XV, Empress Meisho, Thomas William Robertson (awesome), Richard Nixon, Dorothea Puente (my serial killer-obsessed friend was PSYCHED over this one), Bob Denver (I only learned that when he died), Jimmy Page, Dave Matthews, and a Backstreet Boy.

I fear the list that wiki could give me.

We shall have to hope that my astrologer acquaintance was wrong, since otherwise you must be exactly like Richard Nixon, a Pope, Gilligan, and a Backstreet Boy all rolled into one.

...actually, that would probably be extremely entertaining, come to think of it.

for those who didn't know, listen to stairway to heaven. the first drum downbeat is at exactly 4:20

also, for anyone interested, free ben and jerrys cone day is april 25th this year.stores will be open 12-8.

We shall have to hope that my astrologer acquaintance was wrong, since otherwise you must be exactly like Richard Nixon, a Pope, Gilligan, and a Backstreet Boy all rolled into one.

...actually, that would probably be extremely entertaining, come to think of it.
I would've hoped that I could switch out the Backstreet Boy and Nixon for Dave Matthews and the Empress of Japan, as they're in the same category....

I guess I should've asked this pre-poll, but Il Ruffino....are you a cop or a member of the federal authority regarding illegal drugs?

Happy 420 all!

(Such a nice day... get to toke, and a perfect excuse to hang out with people you don't normally see)

Well? Pass the billy already, damnit! :p
http://www.poster.net/marley-bob/marley-bob-bob-marley-joint-4100048.jpg

Being a new zealander.....
SPOTTIES
Who wants me to drive for them?

Simonist']I would've hoped that I could switch out the Backstreet Boy and Nixon for Dave Matthews and the Empress of Japan, as they're in the same category....



Well, presumably they're in the "exactly like you" mix, too. I suppose I just happen to find the concept of Nixon the Backstreet Boy rather wonderful. Imagine how much more fun the Watergate tapes would have been if Nixon and his cronies had discussed everything in soulful boy-band harmonies! :p

Simonist']I would've hoped that I could switch out the Backstreet Boy and Nixon for Dave Matthews and the Empress of Japan, as they're in the same category....

I guess I should've asked this pre-poll, but Il Ruffino....are you a cop or a member of the federal authority regarding illegal drugs?
heh, that "if you're a cop, you have to tell me" line is as big a myth as half a dozen of the "origins" of 420 combined. i mean, honestly, do you think there'd be any undercover drug busts made in the US if all the dealers had to do was ask every potential buyer if they're undercover?

Being a new zealander.....
SPOTTIES
Who wants me to drive for them?


No-one wants a profesh NZ driver? check wikipedia, NZ'ers are the masters

dont be shy, step up for a buzz

heh, that "if you're a cop, you have to tell me" line is as big a myth as half a dozen of the "origins" of 420 combined. i mean, honestly, do you think there'd be any undercover drug busts made in the US if all the dealers had to do was ask every potential buyer if they're undercover?
Um.....do you think that anybody seriously believes that bullshit anymore to begin with?

Jesus, and to be telling a former Criminal Justice major this....tsk tsk, let's get off our high horse for just one evening, eh?

Simonist']Um.....do you think that anybody seriously believes that bullshit anymore to begin with?

Jesus, and to be telling a former Criminal Justice major this....tsk tsk, let's get off our high horse for just one evening, eh?
hey, i've heard some of my pothead friends say it several times.... i wasn't trying to seem like i was on a high horse - wait, that came out wrong... i'm not thinking clearly because i'm hungry.

and no, i don't poke smot :p

Simonist']Um.....do you think that anybody seriously believes that bullshit anymore to begin with?

Jesus, and to be telling a former Criminal Justice major this....tsk tsk, let's get off our high horse for just one evening, eh?


I know at least 3 people who got busted thinking that they had to tell you.....

Only certain members of government and enforcement agencies have to answer truthfully

NORMAL POLICE OFFICERS AREN'T INCLUDED IN THAT GROUP

I know at least 3 people who got busted thinking that they had to tell you.....

Only certain members of government and enforcement agencies have to answer truthfully

NORMAL POLICE OFFICERS AREN'T INCLUDED IN THAT GROUP
Once again, in case you didn't read what my post actually said, I already know this. I was a -- say it with me -- Criminal Justice major. I went through all the classes that teach you the important core-level crap that really only serves to better my chances when encountering law enforcement, and that was one of the first things they broke down.

hey, i've heard some of my pothead friends say it several times.... i wasn't trying to seem like i was on a high horse - wait, that came out wrong... i'm not thinking clearly because i'm hungry.

and no, i don't poke smot :p
I'm, ah....I'm not gonna touch this one. I think you did all the damage yourself :D

Simonist']Once again, in case you didn't read what my post actually said, I already know this. I was a -- say it with me -- Criminal Justice major. I went through all the classes that teach you the important core-level crap that really only serves to better my chances when encountering law enforcement, and that was one of the first things they broke down.


I'm, ah....I'm not gonna touch this one. I think you did all the damage yourself :D
i'm hypoglycemic, leave me alone :p

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/bush/adolf-hitler-bush.jpg

Thought I'd be the first to say happy 4/20 to all my fellow stoner NSers out there! In respect of 4/20 I made a google logo, I demand they use it!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/6db38b6f.gif

Oh, and free B&J for all who want it! Toker or non-toker, take all you want, it's on me.

*puts out tray of dime bags*

:fluffle:



Just wondering.. do you smoke weed?
woo! i remember 420 last year... actually, no i don't. i remember going 'ooh its 4/20 (if you do things the american way of course), lets celebrate!' iirc there were some blunts involved and..... stuff. ah no, i can't remember shit.

this year, no weed for me. i'm a good boy now :)
wouldn't say no to a nice toke though...


i bring a nice fat baggy (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/Image013.jpg)of homegrown green to the party, as well as a nice long spliff (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/Image007.jpg), and our old 4ft hookah water pipe (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/Image009.jpg) ;) (that's me on the right, woo!)

I never got why all the stoners celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday.

I never got why all the stoners celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29

*shrugs* typical stoner thing... nobody can remember why they're doing it :p

amazingly, i light a blunt at around 16:20 almost daily :) (since i get home at somewhere around 4pmish)

I never got why all the stoners celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Hitler wason the Drugs.
His favourite was Bulgarian Peasants testicals.

<Begins laborious task of gathering up all of the bongs to distribute to homeless people who need toilets.> <Spots the ice cream, drops the bongs, and runs to the ice cream.>

How does your nation celebrate this glorious holiday?


Oppressive Hedonsim has a large harvest fest where poeple go out in the streets and eat much greasy and/or sugar filled food. Eventually the streets are filled with sleeping citizens and those who are awake watch one of the many marathons offered on TV for this momentous occasion including Twilight Zone, Family guy, South Park, and super troopers shown for 24 hours. Long live the green! :p

In my country, it's 20/4.

It's my mom's birthday. So I'll be doing birthday-related things.

It's hitlers birthday today. Wooo.


On a weird note, today I got my costume for a play Im in. One of the roles is a constable, and the number on the top of the sleeve is 420. I also found an old school cricket lighter in one of the pockets. Coincidence? I think not. They clearly knew who they were catering for...

Funny, I was just expecting the computer parts I ordered today to come in, meaning I can play that game I want. We start watching a movie in English today, research period in Construction, easy project in History and new class change in fourth. I was wondering why today seemed so amazingly good.

It's my mom's birthday. So I'll be doing birthday-related things.

Your mum has the same birthday as hitler. Eurgh. Poor woman.

Your mum has the same birthday as hitler. Eurgh. Poor woman.
Even worse, she has the same birthday as Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Your mum has the same birthday as hitler. Eurgh. Poor woman.

Why? She was born a decade after Hitler killed himself.

Why? She was born a decade after Hitler killed himself.

Yeah, but I'm gonna go around calling people with 4/20 birthdays Nazis from now on.

heh, that "if you're a cop, you have to tell me" line is as big a myth as half a dozen of the "origins" of 420 combined. i mean, honestly, do you think there'd be any undercover drug busts made in the US if all the dealers had to do was ask every potential buyer if they're undercover?

Then obviously the plain clothes cop that asked me + a mate if we had any drugs on us at a concert earlier this year was an idiot for replying to that question truthfully.

(Or our laws are different, but i'm leaning towards "idiot".)

Yeah, but I'm gonna go around calling people with 4/20 birthdays Nazis from now on.

When's your birthday?

When's your birthday?

july 23rd. Not nazi day.

july 23rd. Not nazi day.

Nope, but I'm going to go around calling people with 7/23 birthdays morons.

Nope, but I'm going to go around calling people with 7/23 birthdays morons.

fair enough.

*bites fist*

Why? She was born a decade after Hitler killed himself.
Hitler escaped to Argentina.:rolleyes:

Hitler escaped to Argentina.:rolleyes:

He actually build a house in Afghanistan and resides there with Osama.
So says I.

Nope, but I'm going to go around calling people with 7/23 birthdays morons.
:D Now I got coffee on my keyboard.

4:20 is one of Shasoria's national holidays, where businesses are closed and citizens are urged to stay indoors and contemplate on the future and how totally awesome sour cream and bacon bits goes with potato chips.

Cool we have two threads celebrating Hitlers birthday now.:)

Hitler escaped to Argentina.:rolleyes:

Hmm. I think I missed that part of history class.

4/20 is just another day in the CISR, although it does have 1000% the average rate of work absenteism.

In my country, it's 20/4.
good answer :p

4/20 is just another day in the CISR, although it does have 1000% the average rate of work absenteism.

Ironically, I will also be absent from work today, but not because of that reason.

Hmm. I think I missed that part of history class.
History is written by the victors, they couldn't admit he got away even they could admit others like Eichmenn did.
I blame Mark Clark.

Cool we have two threads celebrating Hitlers birthday now.:)
Mine was first!

My first attempt to get weed.. failed.. :( sofar today.. sucks :eek:

Silly silly question. I understand what the whole 4/20 thing is, means, whatever. But, why 4:20? why not 6-17 or 3-25 of 9-21? why 4-20???



somthing I have always wondered and even my stoner friends have no idea why.

You guys forgot to mention that today we also celebrate the 7th aniversary of the Columbine High-School Massacre!

Silly silly question. I understand what the whole 4/20 thing is, means, whatever. But, why 4:20? why not 6-17 or 3-25 of 9-21? why 4-20???



somthing I have always wondered and even my stoner friends have no idea why.

Why not?

Silly silly question. I understand what the whole 4/20 thing is, means, whatever. But, why 4:20? why not 6-17 or 3-25 of 9-21? why 4-20???



somthing I have always wondered and even my stoner friends have no idea why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4/20

There's no real origin.

I have enough for one.... :(

In soviet russia, 4/20 celebrates you.

You guys forgot to mention that today we also celebrate the 7th aniversary of the Columbine High-School Massacre!
*nod*

But.. this is happy thread.

*smites you*

*walks in and looks around*

Someone said something about free BJs ?

No, I'm too busy looking at porn! :D
I don't give a damn for Cannabis & Co.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/SWEETLEAF.gif 4/20! I'm gonna get soooo fucked up! http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/SWEETLEAF.gif

Hitler was, in fact, an herb smoker. True story.


Hmm, now I really want some WW.

I'm gonna call my friend tomorrow, see if he can get me some ^_^

Careful there. That shit will knock you on your ass and slap you silly until you've exhausted your inner stores of silliness. And then some!

This is all a farce, real stoners never know what the date is!

I got to stay in doing 3 coursework’s all night on the greatest day of the year this sucks...big time:(

You guys forgot to mention that today we also celebrate the 7th aniversary of the Columbine High-School Massacre!
Sick fucks you are then. Celebrating a massacre?

I smoke weed everyday. Today however, I will not.



I am making cookies instead ;)

yummers
http://www.420pot.com/images/420pot.jpg

yummers
http://www.420pot.com/images/420pot.jpg
:eek:
:p
:cool:
:fluffle:

Gimme!

:) Happy 4/20 folks! :)

Great, another reminder that I can't pick up until Tuesday.
Bah, humbug, etcetera.

Someone said something about free BJs ?Oh all right, I guess I can handle one more. Get in line.

I think their celebrating of Hitler's B-day is one of the reasons I've always been uncomfortable with the "stoner community"