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Hypothetical* situation:

You got paid a million dollars to be not having sex (or wanking) for a decade, would you do it?

*WTF? That isn't how you spell it is it?

I'm 13, so I think I could survive that. Yeah, why not?

Oh, and you spelt hypothetical correctly.

Hypothetical* situation:

You got paid a million dollars to be not having sex (or wanking) for a decade, would you do it?I'm not sure how they would know if I was or wasn't masturbating...the only way I could think of involves a gross invasion of privacy, so no, I wouldn't.

*WTF? That isn't how you spell it is it?Yes, that's the correct way of spelling it.

For a million dollars?

To give up a part of me?

No. A million dollars isn't that much in the UK market anyway. I could probably buy a house and live there for about a year without a job, but it wouldn't be worth it.

Well, given that I am asexual/nonsexual... no problem. I'd do it.

Thats only $100,000 a year. Not worth it, not to mention not survivable.:D

Hell no!

I retain my right to have sex with whoever whenever (assuming there's no illegalness) :D

Thats only $100,000 a year. Not worth it, not to mention not survivable.:D

You're a cool dude. Did anyone tell you that? Just awesome.:cool:

Yeah, I'd go cold too. Frigid cold.

You're a cool dude. Did anyone tell you that? Just awesome.[snip]


Only those who know me. The rest can be forgiven for their ignorance.:D

I'm 13, so I think I could survive that. Yeah, why not?

Oh, and you spelt hypothetical correctly.
I am 14 and I couldn't. I would walk around with my pants sticking out constantly. And by my pants I mean penis.

Although if there is no "stimulation" I might last a year.

Who would do that?

If i am drugged up on morphein all the time :D

Otherwise hell NO... thought i should make that point clear

No. Like it was said before, that's only $100,000 a year. Maybe if it were $1 million for a year without sex, but not a decade.

I'm 13, so I think I could survive that. Yeah, why not?

Oh, and you spelt hypothetical correctly.
You're 13, so I'm sure you wouldn't survive that. :)

I wouldn't become asexual for a million dollars, can you really imagine going through budding (or just tearing in half) simply so you could get a bit of cash?
On the other hand, I'd be willing to drop sex for a decade. Why not? I get money, and money is good.

Absolutely no way! :rolleyes:

No wanking?
The fuck? No.

You're 13, so I'm sure you wouldn't survive that. :)
I would reply with a smilie but people frown on just a smile so I wroten this.:D (white text)

I wouldn't do it. I have to have an orgasm every now and then or else I can't concentrate on anything and end up with involuntary ones throughout the day.

I wouldn't do it. I have to have an orgasm every now and then or else I can't concentrate on anything and end up with involuntary ones throughout the day.

I wonder if those would count.

Hypothetical* situation:

You got paid a million dollars to be not having sex (or wanking) for a decade, would you do it?

*WTF? That isn't how you spell it is it?

Hell yes! I'd just participate in other forms of sexual gratification with my gf.

You're 13, so I'm sure you wouldn't survive that. :)

... lolz :)

Hell yes! I'd just participate in other forms of sexual gratification with my gf.

Um, wouldn't that be included under the terms of the deal?

This reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon.
Wally: "I've given up on the whole dating scene. I've decided to reproduce by asexual cell division."
Dilbert: "Would that work?"
Wally: "You never know until you try." [Divide! Divide!]
Dilbert: [I think I'll steer clear of here for a while...]