NationStates Jolt Archive


Women's Mud Wrestling

Xislakilinia
20-04-2006, 08:24
Why isn't it a legit sport? Why? Why? Why?
[NS]Simonist
20-04-2006, 08:25
Why isn't it a legit sport? Why? Why? Why?
Because the insurance to actually cover the possibility of one of those breast implants puncturing would be too extreme....?
Brains in Tanks
20-04-2006, 08:30
Why isn't it a legit sport? Why? Why? Why?

Probably because the mud never wins.
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 08:32
Oatmeal is better!
Undelia
20-04-2006, 08:34
Oatmeal is better!
No. You’re thinking of Jello.
Xislakilinia
20-04-2006, 08:40
No. You’re thinking of Jello.

Does Jello wrestling involve frantic licks? Or is that a penalty move?
IL Ruffino
20-04-2006, 08:40
id rather watch jello wrestling
Brains in Tanks
20-04-2006, 08:47
id rather watch jello wrestling

I wonder how that would work? Maybe you could give pieces of jello opposite electric charges so they'll slide together? The winner would be whichever piece made it to the opposite side. Maybe handlers could prod the jelly with cattleprods to give the jello more charge or to control them?
Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 08:51
No. You’re thinking of Jello.
Nope but K-Y..
Xislakilinia
20-04-2006, 09:29
Women's jello wresting must involve pink jello. Strawberry-flavored. And slippery shiny glistening in the pulsating spot-lights.

*Shifty eyes*

Excuse me while I visit the little boy's room...:rolleyes:
Callisdrun
20-04-2006, 09:33
Because it's stupid.
Xislakilinia
20-04-2006, 09:36
Because it's stupid.

Heretic.
Squornshelous
20-04-2006, 09:37
Because it's stupid.

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Harlesburg
20-04-2006, 09:42
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OooooeeeeeOoooo
20-04-2006, 09:43
Scintillating conversation.
Squornshelous
20-04-2006, 09:48
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Dinaverg
20-04-2006, 09:49
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Damor
20-04-2006, 09:57
Because it's stupid.If turkish wrestling is a sport (with oiled up males grabbing at eachother), then I don't see why Jello or mud wrestling for women wouldn't be one.
I suppose we could always oil them up and let them wrestle turkish style.
GMC Military Arms
20-04-2006, 10:09
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