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Just wondering, but can anyone actually do this? It seems quite impossible and maybe even kinda wrong.

It's gross, but possible, for those who are either really flexible or well endowed.

I've seen videos and seen descriptions of how to train yourself to do it. I always imagined it would be one of those 'never leave the house again' things, but after seeing that poor bloke do it on TV....I think I'll give it a miss.

Also, where'd that quote in your sig come from? (@Dhurkadhurkastan)

apparently,I'm above average, but still dont think its possible.
Plus-I have a wife thats always available.

apparently,I'm above average, but still dont think its possible.
Plus-I have a wife thats always available.
Dude, I bet half the guys out there are 'above average'.

¬_¬

apparently,I'm above average, but still dont think its possible.Well, that throws out one theory of the reasoning behind your NS name. :D

Also, where'd that quote in your sig come from? (@Dhurkadhurkastan)

I found it! HERE IT IS! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10691503&postcount=7) I hope you don't mind me using your guote in my sig.

Well, that throws out one theory of the reasoning behind your NS name. :D

LOL!

Well, that throws out one theory of the reasoning behind your NS name. :D

Nope-cant lick myself, but I can pick up my wife with this tongue.

apparently,I'm above average, but still dont think its possible.
Plus-I have a wife thats always available.
Lucky stiff! LOL!

Lucky stiff! LOL!


Literally.
She lives to please.

You can have sex with anything.

Literally.
She lives to please.
Braggart! :p

:headbang:

I googled that.. from what I saw.. it's true..

Thanks for making me look at google for that. I thought it was a car or something, so I looked in images.

:eek:

Thanks for making me look at google for that. I thought it was a car or something, so I looked in images.

:eek:Lol. Yeah, sure that's the reason you wanted to see the pictures... ;)

:headbang:

I googled that.. from what I saw.. it's true..

Thanks for making me look at google for that. I thought it was a car or something, so I looked in images.

:eek:

OMG! Yeah you don't want any pics of that!

About a car! LOL!

Lol. Yeah, sure that's the reason you wanted to see the pictures... ;)
*coughs*

It was!

*drinks his large soda*

Oh.. shut up!

:headbang:

I googled that.. from what I saw.. it's true..

Thanks for making me look at google for that. I thought it was a car or something, so I looked in images.

:eek:

Dude, never go in images if you don't know exactly what you're looking for....and sometimes not even then.

OMG! Yeah you don't want any pics of that!

About a car! LOL!
I agree, and it said auto.. so I thought.. yeah.
:(

I've seen it in person. It's quite sad, really.

I've seen it in person. It's quite sad, really.Sad in what way?

Dude, never go in images if you don't know exactly what you're looking for....and sometimes not even then.
I have learned my lesson. Thank god this thread wasn't around when I signed on to here in the school library.. Just.. thank god.

I've seen it in person. It's quite sad, really.
Ewwww..so what...did you film yourself, or just watch in the mirror?:eek:

And why would it be any sadder than the myriad of other ways we can autostimulate our genitalia?

I've also seen it in person, and thought it looked weird. I don't really like it when human bodies are contorted. *shudders*

I've seen it in person. It's quite sad, really.

:eek: I'd be like, "I don't want to see that," and run out of the room with my eyes burning. But, then, latter, when the guy is dressed I would give the guy a high-five, because you got to respect someone who can manage such a feat!

I have learned my lesson. Thank god this thread wasn't around when I signed on to here in the school library.. Just.. thank god.

The librarian would be like, "WTF!" :eek:

And why would it be any sadder than the myriad of other ways we can autostimulate our genitalia?
If I did it.. I'd feel like a kid who can't get someone to blow him.. so he does it himself..

And I know for damn sure my conscience would be laughing its ass off and yelling "HAHAHAHA LOSER!"

And plus, I bet someone would walk in on me..

The librarian would be like, "WTF!" :eek:
The librarian would have a heart attack.

It's overrated.

I've done it.

>_>

If I did it.. I'd feel like a kid who can't get someone to blow him.. so he does it himself..

And I know for damn sure my conscience would be laughing its ass off and yelling "HAHAHAHA LOSER!"

And plus, I bet someone would walk in on me..

And the same sentiment no doubt keeps you from otherwise pawing yourself like an animal, or in any way allowing yourself to be stimulated without the possibility of outside gratification. *yeah right*

It's overrated.

I've done it.

>_>

Any former training before hand?

Anyway, I think it's like cooking.

It's always better when someone else does it.

Edit: W00T! 16,000 posts from the uberspamwhore...I dedicate this sixteen thousandth post to all the autofellatiators out there...

Anyway, I think it's like cooking.

It's always better when someone else does it.

Edit: W00T! 16,000 posts from the uberspamwhore

Good analogy! :D

Anyway, I think it's like cooking.

It's always better when someone else does it.

Edit: W00T! 16,000 posts from the uberspamwhore

What if you're like myself, and prefer your own cooking? Does the analogy break then? Why don't you ever consider us, the abominations, eh?


pre-post edit: Congrats. And to think, you said you were quitting. *chuckles*

Any former training before hand?

Hmm... a lot of stretching.

It's a lot like trying to tickle yourself.

Or so I've heard.

What if you're like myself, and prefer your own cooking? Does the analogy break then? Why don't you ever consider us, the abominations, eh?
Sometimes the cooking is better done by oneself...if the other person in the equation can't make a proper quiche, for example, or can't quite get the temperature right for a sponge cake...I suppose when you have a specialty, and want it done right, you should do it yourself. But someone else might have a dish you'd rather taste...*analogy weakening, dying, decaying*


pre-post edit: Congrats. And to think, you said you were quitting. *chuckles*Oh, that was so 2005. I'm over it.

Just wondering, but can anyone actually do this? It seems quite impossible and maybe even kinda wrong.

I can, and it's actually very enjoyable.
I don't have a grossly oversized penis but am comfortably average, and am not particularly flexible - but have deep-throated myself.

You should try it, you'd be surprised.

It's not impossible
and it certainly isn't wrong. It's like giving and receiving a blow-job all at once. What could be better?