So, this guy comes into his doctor's office ...
Eutrusca
19-04-2006, 15:39
This guy comes into his doctor's office and asks if he can have a prescription for Viagra.
The doctor expresses a degree of surprise and asks him why he needs three of them.
"I've got three different women visiting me Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and I just want to be prepared," he replies.
The doctor looks at him and says, "Well, I don't normally do this, but I'll prescribe three Viagra for you. But I want you to come back and see me the following Monday just to make sure you're ok."
The guy agrees, the doctor issues the prescription, and the guy leaves.
The following Monday, the guy comes back into his doctor's office, but he's got a broken arm!
"What happened?" the doctor asks.
Chagrined, the guy answers, "None of them showed up!" :D
Fascist Emirates
19-04-2006, 15:44
Yipes, just yipes.
Jeruselem
19-04-2006, 15:49
Not personal experience or something, Eut?
Eutrusca
19-04-2006, 15:50
Not personal experience or something, Eut?
Nevar! I make sure comittments are 100% solid before taking such drastic action! :D
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy
:p
Kryozerkia
19-04-2006, 15:54
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy
:p
Sayeth Quagmire.
Sayeth Hamlet, "Woo't"
(The apostrophe is supposed to be there, it is definitely part of a larger quote, but that is a word he says during the play)
Kryozerkia
19-04-2006, 16:35
Sayeth Hamlet, "Woo't"
(The apostrophe is supposed to be there, it is definitely part of a larger quote, but that is a word he says during the play)
Act:scene?
I'll get back to you after class once I have access to my book.
Nevermind, forgot I have a typed version: Act V, Scene I, near the end
HAMLET:
'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
To outface me with leaping in her grave?
Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
I'll rant as well as thou.
Monotonous
19-04-2006, 17:00
Nevermind, forgot I have a typed version: Act V, Scene I, near the end
HAMLET:
'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
Woo't *snip*
:D
Bloody hilarious.
Eutrusca
19-04-2006, 17:39
Nevermind, forgot I have a typed version: Act V, Scene I, near the end
HAMLET:
'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
To outface me with leaping in her grave?
Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
I'll rant as well as thou.
Quoth the raven: W00t! :D
This guy comes into his doctor's office and asks if he can have a prescription for Viagra.
The doctor expresses a degree of surprise and asks him why he needs three of them.
"I've got three different women visiting me Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and I just want to be prepared," he replies.
The doctor looks at him and says, "Well, I don't normally do this, but I'll prescribe three Viagra for you. But I want you to come back and see me the following Monday just to make sure you're ok."
This makes no sense, what so ever. Prescribe "three Viagra?"
Eutrusca
19-04-2006, 18:18
This makes no sense, what so ever. Prescribe "three Viagra?"
Jeeze, Fass! It's a frakking JOKE! Get OVER yerself! :p
Jeeze, Fass! It's a frakking JOKE! Get OVER yerself! :p
Oh, I can just see it, the pharmacist opening a bottle of Viagra, getting three of them out and then calculating the price per pill to charge this idiot.
It's a stupid "joke."
Eutrusca
19-04-2006, 18:24
Oh, I can just see it, the pharmacist opening a bottle of Viagra, getting three of them out and then calculating the price per pill to charge this idiot.
It's a stupid "joke."
And that's a rather stupid "comment!" :p
And that's a rather stupid "comment!" :p
http://www.fass.se/LIF/produktfakta/artikel_produkt.jsp?NplID=19980914000014&DocTypeID=3#packages-prices
Blister packs only come in 4 as lowest amount. Making this joke even stupider.