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Well, I get screamed at by girls my age when I'm out riding my bike, and guys often mistake me for a girl, so...

Edit: What the... You didn't add a "Legendary" option? :p

Well, i don't have a gf. Judge for yourself.

Hotter than the sun :cool:

These polls always seem to end in tears ....

EDIT:And only a minute later ....
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10789036&postcount=6

Boohoo, im so average *tear*.

I'm smoldering, baby!

All the women are after me. I've been told I have a killer smile, I walk with a cat-like sensuality, and I have enough charisma and charm to melt a grumpy old nun's icy heart!

Too bad for them I'm gay. I know it's a loss for humanity, what with the improbability that I'll ever pass on my genes.

(Did I also mention I'm slightly Narcissistic? :D )

Damp, but people tell me that my lack of appeal has more to do with my personality than my looks, which I suppose are average.

You think I'm kidding? I'm serious. I open my door and there's a sea of hot women bashing against my house like waves.

I've really never directly asked a girl how I looked, but my girlfriend is good-looking so I guess I'm doing something right? :p MAybe Ill show her this poll.

You think I'm kidding? I'm serious. I open my door and there's a sea of hot women bashing against my house like waves.
Well, then throw in some challenge and see if you can make guys go all crazy like that!

If both sexes aren't swooning on your passage, you're not that hot! ;)

I'm generally hot in three ways... but since I'm in my basement, I'm down to two.

Just voted for the hell of it


NOTE: My vote is full of bullshit...don't take it seriously

Hardly.

Well, then throw in some challenge and see if you can make guys go all crazy like that!

If both sexes aren't swooning on your passage, you're not that hot! ;)

Both sexes do it, but the guys usually only do it because they think I'm a "chick". It's funny shit, too, especially when they look back and notice that I'm a guy.

They get the "Oh my god, how could I think about doing that..." look. :D

I think I'm alright looking, although I might not be the best judge of attractiveness.

I'm the hot one (http://img161.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thecranker6dc.jpg)

I'm the hot one (http://img161.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thecranker6dc.jpg)

Well, you obviously linked the wrong pic, beca---

*gets stabbed repeatedly*

I'm the hot one (http://img161.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thecranker6dc.jpg)
The one on the left?

"Every single day, I walk down the street, I hear people say "baby", so sweet. Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me, boys, girls, I can't help it baby"



just seemed like it fit..

How hot am I?

Really, really hot.

I've got the whole 5'1", glasses-wearing, big-nosed, no-boobed thing goin' on. ;D

How hot am I?

Really, really hot.

I've got the whole 5'1", big nosed, no-boobed thing going on. ;D

And I have the whole 5'10", small nosed, man-boobs (though I only have these because I'm not very active) thing going on. :p

And I have the whole 5'10", small nosed, man-boobs (though I only have these because I'm not very active) thing going on. :p

I have the 6'1", dimples, moobs thing going on.

And I have the whole 5'10", small nosed, man-boobs (though I only have these because I'm not very active) thing going on. :p
I’ve got the whole, “I don’t give a shit about your stupid shoes or your air-head opinions on Nick and Jessica, but your boobs are nice,” thing going on.

I have the 6'1", dimples, moobs thing going on.

6'1" and you're 14, right? That's fricking huge.

I’ve got the whole, “I don’t give a shit about your stupid shoes or your air-head opinions on Nick and Jessica, but your boobs are nice,” thing going on.

Who the fuck are Nick and Jessica? :p

We at Sciosa are anti-hot in that we are frozen solid. Yiss.

At least that's my opinion, but my former girlfriend told me I was pretty, so who knows? The only thing I know is I've been in four 'relationships' (well, things I wanted to be relationships that just never got that far) and all of them ended within two weeks. So I'm either a whore, or just plain shitty at romance. :headbang:

And whatever it is they're interested in to start with, it attracts both genders.

Both sexes do it, but the guys usually only do it because they think I'm a "chick". It's funny shit, too, especially when they look back and notice that I'm a guy.

They get the "Oh my god, how could I think about doing that..." look.

Heh. I used to get that in the opposite direction, when my hair was as short as all get-out, and I was wearing boys clothing. Not that I don't still wear boy's clothing when I get the chance, actually, but my mother is obsessed with the idea that I should develop a 'feminine image'. 'Course, I made a pretty feminine guy, but I guess she didn't see it that way. >.> And... now that I think about it, that was probably my subconsious giving me a heads up about the transexuality, and me completely not getting because I was 12. Hm. Well, that clears that up! :D

Hmmm... I have a picture of me somewhere... wearing girly shit and with my current long-hair style, but still... -rummages around-

There we go. (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/lenabeansoup/lanna.jpg)Told you I'm not interesting. Tch. I make a much better guy.

6'1" and you're 14, right? That's fricking huge.

Morfan's Syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan%27s_Syndrome)

Marfan syndrome sufferers may grow to larger than normal height, and typically have long, slender limbs and fingers. Sometimes the fingers have a long, thin, spidery appearance known as arachnodactyly.

My fingers freak most people out, others think they're awesome. ^_^

Who the fuck are Nick and Jessica? :p
As Eut likes to say, they are irrelevant.

There we go. (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/lenabeansoup/lanna.jpg)Told you I'm not interesting. Tch. I make a much better guy.

I disagree. And, considering you're on the internet, so does everyone else here.

-snip-

Heh. We're alike in that sense, yet different.

The weirdest it's gotten for me was back in March at a local Mexican restaurant. The waiter came to give us our drinks, and he said "You have very long hair". He looked around for a few seconds, and then said "...Girl, or... Boy...?". I lightly pounded my chest and said (in my naturally deep voice) "I'm a guy".

His response? "You're a very pretty boy". Everyone at the table started laughing (myself included). The waiter joined in and we started joking about it, so it wasn't completely awkward.

The Japanese call people like me "Bishounen", or "beautiful young boys". It's kind of unnerving, though I don't make an effort to look "pretty". I'm very loose in that regard --- I just happen to look nice. :p


And I think you look fine in that pic. But everyone has a certain way they like to look (I'm blue jeans and a shirt, myself).

6'2" 160'ish.
I'm conformist and don't wear radical crap, just ordinary conservative clothing and accessories.

Morfan's Syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan%27s_Syndrome)



My fingers freak most people out, others think they're awesome. ^_^

That sucks... But at least people most likely won't screw with you, since you're bigger than they are.

The Japanese call people like me "Bishounen", or "beautiful young boys". It's kind of unnerving, though I don't make an effort to look "pretty". I'm very loose in that regard --- I just happen to look nice. :p

It shouldn't get unnerving...unless you hear a very high-pitched voice shouting "BISHI!" or something. In that case, run...Run far and fast.

That sucks... But at least people most likely won't screw with you, since you're bigger than they are.

Indeed! It's weird being 11 and taller than your mom though...>_>;;

And, considering you're on the internet, so does everyone else here.

...everyone? Really? Go figure. <--insert sarcasm where relevant

It shouldn't get unnerving...unless you hear a very high-pitched voice shouting "BISHI!" or something. In that case, run...Run far and fast.

LOL!

...everyone? Really? Go figure. <--insert sarcasm where relevant

Indeed. Well, except for some people who just like to be contrary or something *coughRitlinacough*.

So is Nation States the meeting grounds for all the hot people in the world?

So is Nation States the meeting grounds for all the hot people in the world?

I'd like to take a pic of myself to back up what I said, but my digicam doesn't work. I have a webcam that does, but I'd have to reformat and dual-boot with Win 98 to flash it so I could actually use it.

Sucky.

Look, I'm quite clearly the one in the middle

Look, I'm quite clearly the one in the middle

Oh, because I could've sworn you uploaded the wrong pic by mistake, as I see not "hot" people th---

*gets shot multiple times*

I gave myself a nuclear 'cause confidence is sexy, right?

I gave myself a nuclear 'cause confidence is sexy, right?

Not if you're a Randroid.

Only on the internet will so many people be above average.

So is Nation States the meeting grounds for all the hot people in the world?
No, most NSers are just, as a rule, totally gay for themselves, and those that aren't voting for the "hotter" options are just playing hard to get.

So is Nation States the meeting grounds for all the hot people in the world?

No, all the self-absorbed people in the world.

The Japanese call people like me "Bishounen", or "beautiful young boys". It's kind of unnerving, though I don't make an effort to look "pretty". I'm very loose in that regard --- I just happen to look nice.

Heh. Well, s'long as you steer clear of those wacky anime-fans, you should be in the all-clear. -eyes friends- Ironically, it was the screaming of 'BISHI!' and a lot of glomping that got me those friends, way back when. Then I had to explain the whole 'No, no, I'm a girl... at the moment' bit. Really, I think they were quite distressed. -amused-

And I think you look fine in that pic. But everyone has a certain way they like to look (I'm blue jeans and a shirt, myself).

Well, thanks. I'd normally go for something in a more loose, baggy way, but at least that shirt was black. I'm all about the black. Color is not my friend.

No, most NSers are just, as a rule, totally gay for themselves, and those that aren't voting for the "hotter" options are just playing hard to get.

-amused- Am I really? News to me.

Heh. Well, s'long as you steer clear of those wacky anime-fans, you should be in the all-clear. -eyes friends- Ironically, it was the screaming of 'BISHI!' and a lot of glomping that got me those friends, way back when. Then I had to explain the whole 'No, no, I'm a girl... at the moment' bit. Really, I think they were quite distressed. -amused-



Well, thanks. I'd normally go for something in a more loose, baggy way, but at least that shirt was black. I'm all about the black. Color is not my friend.



-amused- Am I really? News to me.

1: Heh, if I go to Japan, I might stay around those types just to get a few laughs. And over here in the states, I stay away from the weird Anime fans. :p

2: I'm not one for showing myself off, either. I like baggy pants and big shirts, and my jacket of choice is that of the denim kind (though leather ones are cool, too). I also have hair halfway down to my ass, so that's another thing.

3: Ah, don't mind Fiddle. He's always like that.

Oh, because I could've sworn you uploaded the wrong pic by mistake, as I see not "hot" people th---

*gets shot multiple times*
Hey, the guy on the left is pretty hot.

And, if you ever visit Quebec, notice me. I have a friend who's totally crazy about bishounens. Y'know, the kind of crazy fangirls drooling over Sephiroth's long, silky girlish hair.

Incidentally, she's also totally crazy about me, but that's because she's into yaoi. I'm no bishounen. I'm not tall enough and I wear my hair short.

Well, thanks. I'd normally go for something in a more loose, baggy way, but at least that shirt was black. I'm all about the black. Color is not my friend.

Viva la hoodie!

-amused- Am I really? News to me.

Yup. You heard it from Fiddles, didn'cha?

-amused- Am I really? News to me.
You're such a tease, but you can't hide your true feelings from yourself forever. In the end, the id will always win out.

I'd do me if I were someone else.

Hey, the guy on the left is pretty hot.

And, if you ever visit Quebec, notice me. I have a friend who's totally crazy about bishounens. Y'know, the kind of crazy fangirls drooling over Sephiroth's long, silky girlish hair.

Incidentally, she's also totally crazy about me, but that's because she's into yaoi. I'm no bishounen. I'm not tall enough and I wear my hair short.

1: Well, he doesn't look too bad. I'll say that much.

2: My hair's not that long yet, but it's getting there. And have you seen the screens for Advent Children? I look a lot like Sephiroth, though more masculine. Well, that, and I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair. My face is very similar. No, I'm not kidding. Why else would girls scream at me when I'm riding my bike? :p

3: Yaoi... Oh god, the mental images! GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Ice cold with no warmth whatsoever. Who said hot was a good thing anyway? I like snow and ice. :D

I also have hair halfway down to my ass, so that's another thing.

I'm attempting to decide if I should let mine keep growing to see how many more people I can attract and subsequently break up with, or chop it all off again because I like it better that way. We'll see, although I think I might start making a list of people who've dumped me, and how long they lasted. For my own amusement if nothing else.

Hey, the guy on the left is pretty hot.

While I don't exactly concur, I support the statement in a vague-ish sort of way. 'Hot' is not precisely the word I would use, but attractive would do.

You're such a tease, but you can't hide your true feelings from yourself forever. In the end, the id will always win out.

Well, I guess it's a good thing someone understands my psyche. The shrink never did figure it out. :rolleyes:

Yup. You heard it from Fiddles, didn'cha?
More importantly, he read it on the Internet, and everything you read on the Internet is true. I know, because I read that everything on the Internet is true on the Internet, and circular logic is used to prove all the best arguments.

Ice cold with no warmth whatsoever. Who said hot was a good thing anyway? I like snow and ice. :D

I beg to differ

<insert picture of Ladamesansmerci here>

See?

I'm attempting to decide if I should let mine keep growing to see how many more people I can attract and subsequently break up with, or chop it all off again because I like it better that way. We'll see, although I think I might start making a list of people who've dumped me, and how long they lasted. For my own amusement if nothing else.

I say do whatever suits you. I've always liked having long hair, because it suits my facial structure (and it just "feels" right).

More importantly, he read it on the Internet, and everything you read on the Internet is true. I know, because I read that everything on the Internet is true on the Internet, and circular logic is used to prove all the best arguments.

If that's true, then she's now male.

I beg to differ

<insert picture of Ladamesansmerci here>

See?

Good boy. You've learned well. For that, you get a cookie.

If that's true, then she's now male.

YES! Fiddles, I salute you!

Not if you're a Randroid.

I would have said "John Galt" hot, but that wasn't an option.

You know the temperature at when atoms stop moving entirely (absolute zero)?

That.

Good boy. You've learned well. For that, you get a cookie.

Yay learning!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Choco_chip_cookie.jpg
*bites cookie* ^_^

You know the temperature at when atoms stop moving entirely (absolute zero)?

That.

...But that would make you like...physically impossible...Don't come near me, you might detroy reality.

I'd do me if I were someone else.

I'd do you if I were someone else, too.

I am nothing short of nuclear.

Yay learning!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Choco_chip_cookie.jpg
*bites cookie* ^_^

Chocolate Chunk = glorious cookie goodness.

You know the temperature at when atoms stop moving entirely (absolute zero)?

That.

so -273 C? YAY fellow cold people. :D

so -273 C? YAY fellow cold people. :D

-273.15C.

-273.15C.

Oh noes, you corrected her. Prepare to have your cookie taken away.

If that's true, then she's now male.
Well, he seems to be enjoying the experience, so it's a good thing, as a certain paragon of evil would agree.

How hot am I? Hang on... let me check...


OK... 98.6 degrees F, at the moment. So just hot enough, it seems.

:p

Oh noes, you corrected her. Prepare to have your cookie taken away.

Think she wants it back now?

Oh noes, you corrected her. Prepare to have your cookie taken away.

Too late, the cookie already evapourated into thing air thanks to my absolute zero coldness.

Think she wants it back now?

Of course. That is the law of life.

Of course. That is the law of life.

I thought the law of life was 42...

I thought the law of life was 42...

No, that is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

I thought the law of life was 42...

That's the answer to life, the universe and everything...

P.S. Crap, beaten.

That's the answer to life, the universe and everything...

*points at the post above yours*

Hahahahaha.

No, that is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

If that's the answer to everything, then the meaning of life should also be 42, right?

Too late, the cookie already evapourated into thing air thanks to my absolute zero coldness.

Wait, wait? WOuldn't the cookie just freeze? Or is it sublimating...

If that's the answer to everything, then the meaning of life should also be 42, right?

Wrong. The meaning is a completely different animal.

*points at the post above yours*

Hahahahaha.

Oh hush. :p

Who knew NS had Douglas Adams fans? (Then again, it is the internet. I just forget that people outside of my family read those, because no one where I live has ever heard of such an author. Oi.)

I thought the law of life was 42...

No. Just, no.

*points at the post above yours*

Hahahahaha.

The typing skills are weak with him.

Who knew NS had Douglas Adams fans? (Then again, it is the internet. I just forget that people outside of my family read those, because no one where I live has ever heard of such an author. Oi.)

We got everything here...There's some song that would go well right here...but I can't remember it...

Wrong. The meaning is a completely different animal.

Then what is it? *sob sob* This is hard. I won't want to learn anymore.

The typing skills are weak with him.

:p My fingers are weird, I already pointed that out....Don't mock me...


(Hey, the smilies keep moving...:D is back, but now :confused: is gone.)

Wait, wait? WOuldn't the cookie just freeze? Or is it sublimating...

You are NOT talking about cookies?!?

Then what is it? *sob sob* This is hard. I won't want to learn anymore.

You could build a giant computer to give you the answer...

Very much not. My cold, aggressive personality combines with an utterly unattractive body for a decidedly monstrous result.

Usually, this does not bother me.

Then what is it? *sob sob* This is hard. I won't want to learn anymore.

You won't if we tell you? :p

1: Well, he doesn't look too bad. I'll say that much.

2: My hair's not that long yet, but it's getting there. And have you seen the screens for Advent Children? I look a lot like Sephiroth, though more masculine. Well, that, and I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair. My face is very similar. No, I'm not kidding. Why else would girls scream at me when I'm riding my bike? :p

3: Yaoi... Oh god, the mental images! GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
2: I SO have to hook you up with my friend. On a side note, I've seen not just the screens of Advent Children, but the whole movie. Yeah, I'm an evil man who watched the ripoff that was put on the web ages ago.

3: Hey, I love yaoi. Then again, I'm gay, but hey, even if I wasn't I'd take yaoi over "tentacley space monster rapes helpless schoolgirl" Hentai anytime. Crazy japs.

You could build a giant computer to give you the answer...

And connect it to the internet, for giant porn.

:p My fingers are weird, I already pointed that out....Don't mock me...


(Hey, the smilies keep moving...:D is back, but now :confused: is gone.)

I prefer smilies that aren't ever there. :fluffle:

A little annoying they don't give them. :headbang:

Then again we can not have everything. I guess. :p

3: Hey, I love yaoi. Then again, I'm gay, but hey, even if I wasn't I'd take yaoi over "tentacley space monster rapes helpless schoolgirl" Hentai anytime. Crazy japs.

I hear that and I can't stop thinking "Asbena".

You are NOT talking about cookies?!?

we ARE talking about cookies. but I killed it with my coldness.

I hear that and I can't stop thinking "Asbena".
Forgive my ignorance, but what's Asbena?

And connect it to the internet, for giant porn.

You guys hijacking another thread? :D

Tentacle Hentai?

-_-

And connect it to the internet, for giant porn.

Giant porn... hmm.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/greengiant.jpg

Forgive my ignorance, but what's Asbena?

Asbena is someone who some certain people here like to worship. ;)

Forgive my ignorance, but what's Asbena?

What is Asbena? OUCH! He's my god...or at least I claim him to be my god. But apparently he worships me as well...so this is all very screwed up.

You guys hijacking another thread? :D

Nah, I'm actually gonna try to avoid that again...It's too soon. *sniff*

2: I SO have to hook you up with my friend. On a side note, I've seen not just the screens of Advent Children, but the whole movie. Yeah, I'm an evil man who watched the ripoff that was put on the web ages ago.

3: Hey, I love yaoi. Then again, I'm gay, but hey, even if I wasn't I'd take yaoi over "tentacley space monster rapes helpless schoolgirl" Hentai anytime. Crazy japs.

Hehe yaoi bad. :)
According to DD standards. I'ma 2.

Giant porn... hmm.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/greengiant.jpg
My eyes burn.


No, wait, bar that last sentence.


They bleed.

I tend to be on the cool side except in the summer, when temperatures where I live prevent anyone from feeling cold.

...what do you mean, that's not what this thread is about? :p

Nah, I'm actually gonna try to avoid that again...It's too soon. *sniff*

I myself voted for "mild" hotness. I hope and trust that is good enough for all of you? :)

My eyes burn.


No, wait, bar that last sentence.


They bleed.

Don't worry. I'm done.

2: I SO have to hook you up with my friend. On a side note, I've seen not just the screens of Advent Children, but the whole movie. Yeah, I'm an evil man who watched the ripoff that was put on the web ages ago.

3: Hey, I love yaoi. Then again, I'm gay, but hey, even if I wasn't I'd take yaoi over "tentacley space monster rapes helpless schoolgirl" Hentai anytime. Crazy japs.

1: When I finally hit college later this year, I'll think about it. ;)

1A: You are indeed evil. I'm being good and waiting for the DVD box set.

2: I find all of it disturbing. :p

Ehh. I"m not very good looking. Despite many telling me otherwise. Though I get better comments with my beard. Hmm.

Btw, Sciosa, you are very beautiful. I would only wish to have a girlfriend as good looking, and smart as you, if I judge that well by your writing.

I picked "Cool".

I gave myself a nuclear 'cause confidence is sexy, right?No, confidence isn't sexy, but I'd do you anyway.

Very much not. My cold, aggressive personality combines with an utterly unattractive body for a decidedly monstrous result.

Usually, this does not bother me.I'd do you, too.

Hmm...maybe I'm not being selective enough?

I was once extremely hot.


























...I had a fever of 105 degrees.

I was once extremely hot.


...I had a fever of 105 degrees.

Well I'm HOTBLOODED, check it and see...

Got a fever of a 103!

*continues to sing* :D

Oh, yeah. I'm totally hot. And really popular. In fact, I need to log off now because it's almost time for me to go beat the women off me with a stick. :rolleyes:

hmm. I put smoldering, athough I have enough vanity to circle the world three times over. I always tell people I think I'm more cute than "omg drop dead gorgeous," but I get hit on enough to feel justified in smoldering :D haha there's a pic in my sig, but I really think it's my charming self that makes me so likeable. I'm a fun kid.

oh, and I've been hit on equally by girls and guys, although I prefer the former as much as I love hanging out with the latter. I've noticed, though, that I have some sort of geek/goth/punk/scene appeal, since that's most of the people who hit on me ;)

edit: er, I'm more vain than arrogant, as much as this post sounds more like I'm ridiculously full of myself >.> but the fact that I strut (or so I've been told) probably doesn't make me seem humble anyway.

hmm. I put smoldering, athough I have enough vanity to circle the world three times over. I always tell people I think I'm more cute than "omg drop dead gorgeous," but I get hit on enough to feel justified in smoldering :D haha there's a pic in my sig, but I really think it's my charming self that makes me so likeable. I'm a fun kid.

oh, and I've been hit on equally by girls and guys, although I prefer the former as much as I love hanging out with the latter. I've noticed, though, that I have some sort of geek/goth/punk/scene appeal, since that's most of the people who hit on me ;)

Smoldering is most certainly justified...but wait...Isn't smoldering like...when you put out the fire and you got like, smoky glowing embers left? "To burn or smoke without flame"

Smoldering is most certainly justified...but wait...Isn't smoldering like...when you put out the fire and you got like, smoky glowing embers left? "To burn or smoke without flame"

hahaha yes, but I think you could argue that "nuclear" means you have a third arm or something. Then again, I don't want any guys getting ideas about posting about their third legs XD

hahaha yes, but I think you could argue that "nuclear" means you have a third arm or something. Then again, I don't want any guys getting ideas about posting about their third legs XD

Perhaps...:D

The only reason I know the definition of the word 'smoulder':
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Comic/6.png

hahaha yes, but I think you could argue that "nuclear" means you have a third arm or something. Then again, I don't want any guys getting ideas about posting about their third legs XD

Oh, why would you ever think we'd do something like that? :p

Oh, why would you ever think we'd do something like that? :p

She did say she likes to hang out with us...She might know too much. :eek:

You think she'd ever watch porn with a guy? That would be weird...

She did say she likes to hang out with us...She might know too much. :eek:

You think she'd ever watch porn with a guy? That would be weird...

I've done it before, with a really good friend of mine. We did it for laughs since we had both just turned 18. The porn was so bad (we picked it out on purpose) that there wasn't any awkwardness to worry about. I do give my guy friends tips on girls, though.

She did say she likes to hang out with us...She might know too much. :eek:

You think she'd ever watch porn with a guy? That would be weird...

No no, two guys watching porn together is weird.

A guy and a girl watching porn together? Now that's interesting.

All you "hot" people: What are you doing, wasting your time on NationStates? If you really have throngs of admirers, couldn't you be engaging in more enjoyable activities?

All you "hot" people: What are you doing, wasting your time on NationStates? If you really have throngs of admirers, couldn't you be engaging in more enjoyable activities?

I don't know anybody, I'm home-schooled, and I'm poor.

NS General is my home. :p

I've done it before, with a really good friend of mine. We did it for laughs since we had both just turned 18. The porn was so bad (we picked it out on purpose) that there wasn't any awkwardness to worry about. I do give my guy friends tips on girls, though.

Aww...I need a lesbian friend. 'Cept, till I'm their friend, it'd be weird to ask. So I just have to make lots of friends and hope I end up with a few lesbians, right? More friends never hurt.

All you "hot" people: What are you doing, wasting your time on NationStates? If you really have throngs of admirers, couldn't you be engaging in more enjoyable activities?

It may be presumptious of me to reply to something addressed to hot people, but I'm on NS wasting time while I'm waiting for my sis to get out of the shower. We're heading out to cruise coffee shops like true Seattlites :D (well, she lives here. I'm visiting).

I don't know anybody, I'm home-schooled, and I'm poor.

NS General is my home. :p

If NSG is your home and you're home-schooled, do you take lessons here?

If NSG is your home and you're home-schooled, do you take lessons here?

You know, I didn't even notice that in my post. Heh.

I picked "Cool".

No, confidence isn't sexy, but I'd do you anyway.

I think people who don't think confidence is sexy are sexy, so you get a 'smouldering', you hunk of commie hotness.

Aww...I need a lesbian friend. 'Cept, till I'm their friend, it'd be weird to ask. So I just have to make lots of friends and hope I end up with a few lesbians, right? More friends never hurt.

Lesbian friends are pretty much as cool as gay guy friends are to girls. I think my favorite part of hanging out with straight guys is when you realize you're checking out the same girls. Truthfully, it took me awhile to get to this point with my guy friends - it takes a lot to convince them that you really aren't going to tell them everything you've done with a girl (the more details the better!), and that I'm really a lesbian, not bi.

Lesbian friends are pretty much as cool as gay guy friends are to girls.

Hey, I'm that way with girls, and I'm as straight as they come. :p

Boohoo, im so average *tear*.
Ha ha, I'm not.:D

I have a fever, so I am around 101 degrees F.

All you "hot" people: What are you doing, wasting your time on NationStates? If you really have throngs of admirers, couldn't you be engaging in more enjoyable activities?

Well, despite my 'nuclear' hottness, I'm such an angry, hateful cynic that women stop blushing and smiling the minute I open my mouth. Sometimes just eye contact will do it.

Lesbian friends are pretty much as cool as gay guy friends are to girls. I think my favorite part of hanging out with straight guys is when you realize you're checking out the same girls. Truthfully, it took me awhile to get to this point with my guy friends - it takes a lot to convince them that you really aren't going to tell them everything you've done with a girl (the more details the better!), and that I'm really a lesbian, not bi.

Hehe....that'd be...intresting...Nice to get a second opinion, anyways.

I'm roughly 98/99 degrees like most people.

You know, I didn't even notice that in my post. Heh.

I'm observant like that. :p

Warm.. Some people say I'm hot but they are usually delusional.

I think people who don't think confidence is sexy are sexy, so you get a 'smouldering', you hunk of commie hotness.Hoorah! Now, how about a little roleplaying?

Truthfully, it took me awhile to get to this point with my guy friends - it takes a lot to convince them that you really aren't going to tell them everything you've done with a girl (the more details the better!), and that I'm really a lesbian, not bi.

What kind of guy would expect to hear details? I don't understand the obsession so many straight males have with lesbians, it's another inexplicable aspect of the sex into which my chromosomes compel membership.

Hey, I'm that way with girls, and I'm as straight as they come.

I don't know what "that way" means, but I tend to get along very well with females, and I have a ton of female associates. I think it has something to do with looking them into the eye and talking to them ordinarily. Unfortunately, the side-affect of not acting as if I were a sexual creature is that I never can progress beyond the "casual associate" phase; I have the same problem with the males I like, but they tend to be straight anyway, so it isn't like changing my attitudes would help much there.

I don't know what "that way" means, but I tend to get along very well with females, and I have a ton of female associates. I think it has something to do with looking them into the eye and talking to them ordinarily. Unfortunately, the side-affect of not acting as if I were a sexual creature is that I never can progress beyond the "casual associate" phase; I have the same problem with the males I like, but they tend to be straight anyway, so it isn't like changing my attitudes would help much there.

That's what I meant by "that way", though I'm sure that I could go with somebody I like enough without any problems.

I'd do you, too.

I would respond, but I'm not any good at flirtation.

Hmm...maybe I'm not being selective enough?

I'm very selective, but only for intelligence and humor. Physical attractiveness doesn't play much of a part, usually.

I would respond, but I'm not any good at flirtation.Even better. ;) I like that sort of awkwardness.

I'm very selective, but only for intelligence and humor. Physical attractiveness doesn't play much of a part, usually.I'd like to think I'm selective, but I'm not certain whether or not I am, as I used to not be selective.

im "warm," even tho i have no gf. i dont plan to date or get gf until i have a car and drivers license. the parents taking u to and from wherevr u r going just annoys me. :headbang:

i have been banned from walmart because i upset the classy good looking people that you generally find there

Pity there was no category for glass-shatteringly hideous, otherwise I would have chosen that. I can scare both adults and children with my mere presence, however, so it's not all bad. Ah, peace and quiet... :)

Hoorah! Now, how about a little roleplaying?

Look at me, I'm a young handsome bourgeois with a purse filled coins forged on the backs of childlaborers. I wonder if there is some roguish revolutionary to punish me for my socially neglegent ways.

EDIT: *sigh*

Look at me, I'm a young handsome bourgeois with a purse filled coins forged on the backs of childlaborers. I wonder if there is some roguish revolutionary to punish me for my socially neglegent ways.Lol. That'll work. I'll use...various techniques to get you to renounce capitalism.

Lol. That'll work. I'll use...various techniques to get you to renounce capitalism.

I hope you use the Proletarian Whip, or maybe the Lumpenchair.

I voted nuke.

I hope you use the Proletarian Whip, or maybe the Lumpenchair.Lol...ever seen the Red Communist Fist symbol?

Lol...ever seen the Red Communist Fist symbol?

:eek:

My pampered bourgious heart can't take it.

*faints*

*wink wink*

Well, I get so many compliments from my boy that I hardly know what to believe. If a quarter of what he says is true, I'm happy. I think we'd have super-hot kids.

:eek:

My pampered bourgious heart can't take it.

*faints*

*wink wink*Lol. I was just kidding, I prefer to get my way through pleasure as opposed to pain. *nudge nudge*

Even better. ;) I like that sort of awkwardness.

Perhaps, but I don't. I am usually a very self-assured person, and I pride myself on it; just "letting go" and permitting myself to be awkward in order to accomplish a desired objective is next to impossible for me.

Perhaps, but I don't. I am usually a very self-assured person, and I pride myself on it; just "letting go" and permitting myself to be awkward in order to accomplish a desired objective is next to impossible for me.But if you're naturally awkward, how would you go about not being awkward? Wouldn't your attempts be seen through?

These polls always seem to end in tears ....

EDIT:And only a minute later ....
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10789036&postcount=6
I would be in tears, but I can't cry. These things always depress me. Even when I'm in my manic phase I'm depressed.:(

I would be in tears, but I can't cry. These things always depress me. Even when I'm in my manic phase I'm depressed.:(<Looks at your nation name.> I'm sure you'd look better if you shaved off your moustache.

How hot am I?

Really, really hot.

I've got the whole 5'1", glasses-wearing, big-nosed, no-boobed thing goin' on. ;D
Mmmm, glasses, so sexy....:fluffle:

<Looks at your nation name.> I'm sure you'd look better if you shaved off your moustache.
ROFLMAO!:D :D :D :D :D HA! Too late! I shaved it exactly 48 hours ago!

I disagree. And, considering you're on the internet, so does everyone else here.
That's about it, yeah. You make a better girl, it seems, though maybe a bit more masculine than most. Still tipped mostly toward feminine.

Indeed! It's weird being 11 and taller than your mom though...>_>;;
Not for me it wasn't, but my mom's only five feet tall....

"Damp" would best describe me, I think.

Not if you're a Randroid.
:confused:

"Damp" would best describe me, I think.
Nah, not really. You're much too insightful on occasion for that.

You're such a tease, but you can't hide your true feelings from yourself forever. In the end, the id will always win out.
Exactly. Might as well sell out early and get a better deal while the id is anxious to consume you from within.

Ice cold with no warmth whatsoever. Who said hot was a good thing anyway? I like snow and ice. :D
Snow and ice are great, but I prefer thunderstorms with heavy rain.

More importantly, he read it on the Internet, and everything you read on the Internet is true. I know, because I read that everything on the Internet is true on the Internet, and circular logic is used to prove all the best arguments.
LOL :D

Nah, not really. You're much too insightful on occasion for that.

*lol
Insightfulness makes people hotter? :D

I beg to differ

<insert picture of Ladamesansmerci here>

See?
"How do you know she's a witch?" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

*lol
Insightfulness makes people hotter? :D
Does for me. I like a woman who can think. Mostly so I can challenge her at every turn. Leads to some very entertaining witty banter.

There was no option for "epic" hotties like me, so I just voted nuclear. :p

I thought the law of life was 42...
"Actually, it's 23, not 42." (iGod, you must Google iGod)

"How do you know she's a witch?" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Well she turned me into a newt!

But if you're naturally awkward, how would you go about not being awkward? Wouldn't your attempts be seen through?

I'm not naturally awkward regarding most things. I think on my feet very well, my argumentation is excellent, and my self-control is very good. I'm not embarrassed to be the center of attention and if the meek will inherit the Earth, my chances are pretty hopeless.

But I hate being vulnerable, and thus I use that self-control to protect myself.

Wait, wait? WOuldn't the cookie just freeze? Or is it sublimating...
No, it would cease to exist, for absolute zero is the absence of energy confined to our three-dimensional plane; therefore, the cookie could not exist at absolute zero because matter is a form of energy. If you'd seen Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, you'd understand that.:rolleyes:

Does for me. I like a woman who can think. Mostly so I can challenge her at every turn. Leads to some very entertaining witty banter.

So you would consider Margaret Thatcher hot???

Well she turned me into a newt!
A pity you didn't get better. lol
Do you know the location of a picture that might prove her to be a witch...or really attractive(eschews the word "hot")?

So you would consider Margaret Thatcher hot???
I said "insightful" didn't I? I don't think she fits that particular standard. I have others, of course. They're generally fairly low, but I have them. One of them is really high, too high prolly.

A pity you didn't get better. lol
Do you know the location of a picture that might prove her to be a witch...or really attractive(eschews the word "hot")?

Are we still talking about La Dame? I do, but it's not safe for me to tell you here. >_> <_<

I said "insightful" didn't I? I don't think she fits that particular standard. I have others, of course. They're generally fairly low, but I have them. One of them is really high, too high prolly.

Sorry, she was the first clever but unlikable female that sprang to mind here.

What standard would that be?

Then what is it? *sob sob* This is hard. I won't want to learn anymore.
"I do wish you'd listen, [Ladamesansmerci]. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed. Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? [sniff] Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? [sniff]" (from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)

Oops, I copied too far.:eek:
That is to say, the universe is infinite.

Are we still talking about La Dame? I do, but it's not safe for me to tell you here. >_> <_<
I am, yes. I think it could become very unsafe for you NOT to tell me.:sniper:

Sorry, she was the first clever but unlikable female that sprang to mind here.

What standard would that be?
Yes, you should be sorry.:mad: But I forgive you...this time.:fluffle:
The ridiculously high one? Well, to be absolutely irresistable, She (notice the capitalization) must be my "Queen of Athens."

I am, yes. I think it could become very unsafe for you NOT to tell me.:sniper:

You'll just have to find it from my photobucket then http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/

I prefer smilies that aren't ever there. :fluffle:

A little annoying they don't give them. :headbang:

Then again we can not have everything. I guess. :p
Yeah, but we could at least have the one smilie we need. Instead it's never there, whichever one that is.

You can see the stupid/mong/protest/NS voting brigade are ot n force today.:p

You'll just have to find it from my photobucket then http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/CookKD.bmp
That's it, isn't it? I don't know how you managed to change the witches hat to a chef's hat so seemlessly though....

I was once extremely hot.


























...I had a fever of 105 degrees.
Woah m'God! Huge but pointless post! lol

I'm not naturally awkward regarding most things. I think on my feet very well, my argumentation is excellent, and my self-control is very good. I'm not embarrassed to be the center of attention and if the meek will inherit the Earth, my chances are pretty hopeless.

But I hate being vulnerable, and thus I use that self-control to protect myself.But didn't you say you were awkward with regard to social interaction of the romantic/sexual type?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/CookKD.bmp
That's it, isn't it? I don't know how you managed to change the witches hat to a chef's hat so seemlessly though....

I have my ways...

Aww...I need a lesbian friend. 'Cept, till I'm their friend, it'd be weird to ask. So I just have to make lots of friends and hope I end up with a few lesbians, right? More friends never hurt.
"He who has too many friends has none."

"He who has too many friends has none."

Key words being 'too many'. Who says a lot is too many?

i have been banned from walmart because i upset the classy good looking people that you generally find there
LOL

Key words being 'too many'. Who says a lot is too many?
I do. And I am your god.

Yeah, my latest image!

http://www.yvhschoirs.org/Images/Grease%20Pix/images/2.jpf.jpg

I"m on the top right, in the red. Lol, tiny pic, and a horrible pic. Bad, yet fitting.

Perhaps, but I don't. I am usually a very self-assured person, and I pride myself on it; just "letting go" and permitting myself to be awkward in order to accomplish a desired objective is next to impossible for me.
Oh, that sounds so much like something I'd say, only in a lot fewer words.

But didn't you say you were awkward with regard to social interaction of the romantic/sexual type?

Yes. Thus I abstain from it, mostly.

I have my ways...
...of providing me with the real image I seek.

...of providing me with the real image I seek.

I recommend searching sub-albums.

I recommend searching sub-albums.
Already searching....I wish I had noticed those earlier.:headbang:

As Vader would say, "I have her now!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/LaDame.jpg
I see what you meant.

I'd do me if I were someone else.
Yeah, but also like you, you wouldn't call yourself afterwards. Too humiliating. You'd be dodging your calls and making up excuses like relatives dropping like flies ... unless you were weak and vulnerable, on one of your crying jigs, resulting in yet another compromise ... at first you want out through tough love, but it just gets abusive, and pretty soon there's a William S. Burroughs fable of some kind. ;)

Who knew NS had Douglas Adams fans? (Then again, it is the internet. I just forget that people outside of my family read those, because no one where I live has ever heard of such an author. Oi.)
He was a prick in person. I literally almost kicked him down a flight of stairs.
He doesn't think much of other people's intellect, especially United States folk. Not that he's entirely wrong, just that he could be a smidge more considerate, given the nature of his notoriety.

You guys hijacking another thread? :D
...a thread that got moved?

I would be in tears, but I can't cry. These things always depress me. Even when I'm in my manic phase I'm depressed.:(
What are you, my ghost of family gatherings passed?
:(
Seriously though, try SubGenii literature, Monty Python, MXC, Steven Wright and Futurama for a while. It all tends to work out ... it just takes a while to get through the settling.

"Actually, it's 23, not 42." (iGod, you must Google iGod)
Skidoo, indeed.















fnord.

I am amazingly damp in terms of how hot I am.

I'd say about average for my sort of style (longish-haired metalhead type guy.) My girlfriend would probably disagree and say higher, but she's crazy so... :P

Well, i'm ok, although Tink said I had a nice arse, which is nice.

Its always good to know that people want you for your arse and not your conversational skills ;) :p :D

Well, i'm ok, although Tink said I had a nice arse, which is nice.

Its always good to know that people want you for your arse and not your conversational skills ;) :p :D

Now you know how Jessica Simpson feels :P

Now you know how Jessica Simpson feels :P

Dude, you know how to make someone feel really bad about themselves... :p

I've only just had my breakfast and already I've been compared to Jessica Simpson!!!

Besides, i thought Jessica Simpson didn't have conversational ability? :D

Dude, you know how to make someone feel really bad about themselves... :p

I've only just had my breakfast and already I've been compared to Jessica Simpson!!!

Besides, i thought Jessica Simpson didn't have conversational ability? :D

Yeah, she's admired for her arse :p

Yeah, she's admired for her arse :p

Well, at least I can talk...hell i could probably act better than her too...but not in the roles for which she is required...:D

I dunno, you tell me.

yeah im fairly warm at the moment.. i blame the heating being on , when the suns out....of course :rolleyes:

There we go. (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/lenabeansoup/lanna.jpg)Told you I'm not interesting. Tch. I make a much better guy.

Wow, you gotta give yourself more credit. You are one attractive lady. :cool:

And I doubt you make a better guy. Guys are hairy, obnoxious, quite odorous, and immature to the extreme. I should know. I am one. :p

Well, at least I can talk...hell i could probably act better than her too...but not in the roles for which she is required...:D

Yeah, I don't think I want to see you in hotpants, cheers :p

Disclaimer: The following is raided "R" for restricted. Small children, pregnant woman, any person with a heart condition, and Hilary Clinton should look away now. This is your last warning. Unspeakable horrors lie within.

The horror that is me:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/gordonman94/n213900074_30353929_8878.jpg

Fear me. For I am the unnattractive (formerly)bearded devil!

MWAHA!

Fixed

There we go (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/lenabeansoup/lanna.jpg)Told you I'm not interesting. Tch. I make a much better guy.

Wow, you gotta give yourself more credit. You are one attractive lady. :cool:

And I doubt you make a better guy. Guys are hairy, obnoxious, quite odorous, and immature to the extreme. I should know. I am one. :p

Seangolio is right, you look like you're intelligent and attractive...and to many blokes, a lady who can out smart them is a good thing...

Well hey it is for me, my 3 gf's have been a psycologist and two doctors...god knows how I quite managed that...

Disclaimer: The following is raided "R" for restricted. Small children, pregnant woman, any person with a heart condition, and Hilary Clinton should look away now. This is your last warning. Unspeakable horrors lie within.

The horror that is me:
http://mnstate.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30257554&id=163900168&op=1&view=all&subj=163902509

Fear me. For I am the unnattractive (formerly)bearded devil!

MWAHA!

Says we need to login...

Says we need to login...

d'oh

Should have figured that

Give me 5 minutes.

Edit: fixed.

d'oh

Should have figured that

Give me 5 minutes.

Edit: fixed.

I still can't access it.

I still can't access it.

...

Are you clicking on the one in my post, or the one that was quoted? If it was my post, and not the quoted one, then I don't know. Works fine when I click on it(and since it is photbucket, it should work).

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/gordonman94/n213900074_30353929_8878.jpg

I am not even going to hint at how hot I am......


Thats for my Canadian to know....


And he Emigrated to live with me after only meeting me once.....


*sizzle*


;)

Ah, I was clicking on the quoted one. Cheers!

Ah, I was clicking on the quoted one. Cheers!

Now you aren't a pregnant woman/child/have medical problems/incredibly old/Hilary Clinton are you? Just so I don't cause any distress on you with that picture. It was a long a drunken New Years... I think I can leave at that.

I am not even going to hint at how hot I am......


Thats for my Canadian to know....


And he Emigrated to live with me after only meeting me once.....


*sizzle*


;)

So the word 'Phwoar' would cover it then?

Boohoo, im so average *tear*.

Have a fluffle :fluffle:

4/10

i would have put average, if it wasnt for the fact i am feeling really good about myself today...
made a stranger smile, and stranger made me smile...just one of those gorgeous 'moments'

I'm neither homosexual nor narcissistic, so I don't really judge myself on that...

Average at most, but I didn't vote, because it depends entirely on how I feel at any given moment and can go from freezing to quite hot indeed. (And in RL it also depends on what the person I'm talking to considers hot, obviously.)

I dunno, you tell me.
And yet, somehow that vote got cast for the nuclear option. :p

My hair's not that long yet, but it's getting there. And have you seen the screens for Advent Children? I look a lot like Sephiroth, though more masculine. Well, that, and I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair. My face is very similar. No, I'm not kidding. Why else would girls scream at me when I'm riding my bike?
Okay, enough is enough. Why did I think you had black hair? You can't go around having blue eyes, long dark blond hair, and somewhat feminine looks, yet not put up a picture. I need my daily dose of eye candy as much as the next person.

How "hot" am I? Enough, I guess. The girls I attract are quality enough, and other than that, I'm not all that concerned.

For those wimmin with sufficient insight to realize that age is nothing more than a number, I'm "nuclear!" For those poor, non-perceptive female souls with no vision ... they'll never, never know! Sad. So sad! :D

Average at most, but I didn't vote, because it depends entirely on how I feel at any given moment and can go from freezing to quite hot indeed. (And in RL it also depends on what the person I'm talking to considers hot, obviously.)

Average? pfft. *gives you a self-confidence cookie*


And yet, somehow that vote got cast for the nuclear option. :p

Meh, it was the first one there.

Note that nobody answered the question. *taps foot*

Yet another excuse for me to annihilate my own self esteem :)

Damp ftw.

So the word 'Phwoar' would cover it then?

Well I just rang him and he said that he doesn't know how he ever lived without me....

:fluffle:

I first realised my hotness potential on returning from a Spanish holiday with a great tan and some very very tiny denim shorts, I was walking down the street and a guy walking towards me was checking me out SO much that he walked into a post...It made me feel pretty good about myself...:D
But I don't think you can ever be really hot until you find someone to light your fire......

Yet another excuse for me to annihilate my own self esteem :)

Damp ftw.
Well, I wouldn't know, but your voice and accent alone merit at least a Smouldering. ;)


Average? pfft. *gives you a self-confidence cookie*
Aww. *fluffles*

Note that nobody answered the question. *taps foot*
Don't look at me for that, I've already said too much. *shiftyeyes* :p

Aww. *fluffles*

I tempted to slap some sense in you for daring to mention "freezing", but I thought the cookie would be better received. :p

and how!

Don't look at me for that, I've already said too much. *shiftyeyes* :p

Oh. Well then. >.>

I tempted to slap some sense in you for daring to mention "freezing", but I thought the cookie would be better received. :p
Good thinking, too. :p "and how"? What, you didn't want the fluffle? Alright. *takes back fluffle*

Average at most, but I didn't vote, because it depends entirely on how I feel at any given moment and can go from freezing to quite hot indeed. (And in RL it also depends on what the person I'm talking to considers hot, obviously.)You know, if you want, you can let me and Kanabia decide for you what you should vote :D

You know, if you want, you can let me and Kanabia decide for you what you should vote :D
What, you're a team now?

Well, I wouldn't know, but your voice and accent alone merit at least a Smouldering. ;)
Yeah, it's just that whole 'face and body' area that lets me down. :p

What, you're a team now?
HA! [ quickly clamps hands over mouth! ] :D

When in doubt, I always take the nuclear option. ;)