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Pretty simple really. Who?

Tom Cruise. His fuckin' smile is getting particularly annoying.

Pikes got crazy sharp teeth.

Let's get it out of the way early, so we can get on with the funnies:

Bush

Well some fashion models are so obsessed with being thin they might be happy with their head on a pike.

Well some fashion models are so obsessed with being thin they might be happy with their head on a pike.
yes, but the pike might want something with more substance.

Ahh poll. Ok then, I'll go with Billy.

Ann Coulter. She's almost pretty as it is.

The rest are a bunch of dogs whose appearance would only be made worse by decapitation and display.

a serious scientific study has concluded that Ann Coulters head looks best on a pike.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/Annsheadonapike.jpg

a serious scientific study has concluded that Ann Coulters head looks best on a pike.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/Annsheadonapike.jpg

Nice! You have just made my day better:D

Tucker Carlson, but the bow tie must be included.

Any and all celebrities that constantly put those incredibly slimy grims on their faces. (includes next to every single popular female celebritie whose face looks like it's made of oily rubber as a result of extreme makeup use) Let them display their stupid grins from the end of a pike instead of in every other newspaper and on TV!

Nice! You have just made my day better:D


:D

I feel really thick, I don't actually know who ANY of those people are - except James Dobson, but I doubt we know the same James Dobson.

Being the most beautiful man on the Earth, I'd have to say my head would look best on a pike.

Being the most beautiful man on the Earth, I'd have to say my head would look best on a pike.
Show us. :)

I'd love to, but I hear decapitation is permanent. And permanent wouldn't suit my hair.

I'd love to, but I hear decapitation is permanent. And permanent wouldn't suit my hair.
All right, never mind.

Jeez people, why would you waste a perfectly good pike on any of these?

I'd have to say Hitler definitely belongs on the bad end of a pike, because he is EVIL!!!!! He killed all those poor Jews. *sniffle* Even though i'm not a Jew.:(

Jeez people, why would you waste a perfectly good pike on any of these?

You're right! Perhaps the question should have been...

"Who would you rather see put through a car crusher while sitting in an orange '74 Pinto, with brown doors."

Wait, that's waaaay too long for the title line...

Being the most beautiful man on the Earth, I'd have to say my head would look best on a pike.
I thought 'my' was a link:(

I thought 'my' was a link:(
Me as well, I think he owes us a picture. :)

Michael Moore

Michael Moore

Now, now. You know that's not one of the options ;)

You are not participating propely with the rest of the group. Please see me after class :p

Me as well, I think he owes us a picture. :)
I think so too:)

Who's head would look better on the end of a pike?
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Tucker Carlson
Michelle Malkin
Anne Coulter
Laura Schlessinger
Bill O'Reilly
James Dobson
Michael Savage
Ken Mehlman
(fixed typos in names)
Kill them all! http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif
There really should be an "All of the above" option in the poll!

(fixed typos in names)

Why don't you correct "who's"?

Aww, don't make me choose.

Why don't you correct "who's"?Because: Check the part where it normally would say "Quote" on his post ;)

Because: Check the part where it normally would say "Quote" on his post ;)

You mean that whose and who's are not understood by heavenly sex? I bet they are.

Deffinitly howard dean. But then again he is good for the republicans so I'll say hillary clinton.

Deffinitly howard dean. But then again he is good for the republicans so I'll say hillary clinton.

I would direct you to post #25. Do I have to send you to the principal's office??

tucker carlson. with bowtie! :D

Politicians.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6525/950394007942c938m2zf.jpg

I don't know any of them.

But I'd say: any fascist

There should have been an "all of the above" option there..;)

In retrospect, I'd have to agree with the Tucker Carlson sentiments. The bowtie would look pretty good on a pike.

C'mon! No one else wants to see a conservative pundit's head on a pike??

What's up with that?

Anne Coulter.

Since she's the best looking of the other side, it would follow that her head would look best on a pike.

Ann Coulter.

Since she's the best looking of the other side, it would follow that her head would look best on a pike.

Except Ann Coulter's head on a pike would project an anti-life field with a 5 mile radius that withers vegetation and drives away all but the most decrepit of scavengers and vermin. Where are you going to store that evil artifact?

Except Ann Coulter's head on a pike would project an anti-life field with a 5 mile radius that withers vegetation and drives away all but the most decrepit of scavengers and vermin. Where are you going to store that evil artifact?

Tehran.

Isn't the right wing bashing getting old? Not like I'm out right supporting them or anything, but you kids need to get off your college campuses and stop whining about unproductive things like this. It's immature. Why can't everyone in the world be centrists/ individuals? Stop making pissing contests with Lib vs GOP crap.

Isn't the right wing bashing getting old? Not like I'm out right supporting them or anything, but you kids need to get off your college campuses and stop whining about unproductive things like this. It's immature. Why can't everyone in the world be centrists/ individuals? Stop making pissing contests with Lib vs GOP crap.

How would would having everybody thinking the same (or less radically different) make them individuals?

Tehran.

Bad idea. Ahmedinejad would have political prisoners retrieve the head and carry it to the hidden nuclear testing facility (of course they would all die horribly from exposure to the Coulter Anti-Life Field in the process.) Then they would find the most liberal element in the universe to atomically collide with Coulter's head, at which point Iran has the nuclear weapon it wanted.

Pretty simple really. Who?
This isn't simple at all! :(
O'Reilly, "Savage", Dobson, and Limbaugh all have the characteristics of swine, phrenologically and psychologically speaking, so i first & foremost (due familiarity) have to vote them simultaneously.
The rest of them would make notable additions to the door of qlipthotic entities gracing that peculiar door on that Halloween Episode of The Simpsons.

*snip*This name hasn't already been alotted to some other puppet? :confused:

Michael Moore

(not a poll option? I read some other names that wadn't on the list neither!)

:)

*snip Part Deux*

(not a poll option? I read some other names that wadn't on the list neither!)

:)
Is this thread going too fast for you?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10788216&postcount=48

Aparently it is.

Aparently it is.
Gotta love the irony. :D

How would would having everybody thinking the same (or less radically different) make them individuals?

It's more of looking at both sides of the argument and making blends and comprimises. That's usually what centrism is about.

Pretty simple really. Who?
Wow, I can see Ann Coulter is one popular lady. :rolleyes:

If she lived in Canada, she would likely do some time with some liberal Bubette!!

However, I could not vote in your poll as I am against any form of capital punishment.

However, I could not vote in your poll as I am against any form of capital punishment.
Canuck - nowhere on the poll does it say you kill them or they were killed. It's inferred that they're probably dead when their heads are mounted (or they're at least decapitated) but how is it capital punishment?

Isn't the right wing bashing getting old? Not like I'm out right supporting them or anything, but you kids need to get off your college campuses and stop whining about unproductive things like this. It's immature. Why can't everyone in the world be centrists/ individuals? Stop making pissing contests with Lib vs GOP crap.
How old can it be since you only joined NS this month???

Unless of course you are a puppet? :p

Canuck - nowhere on the poll does it say you kill them or they were killed. It's inferred that they're probably dead when their heads are mounted (or they're at least decapitated) but how is it capital punishment?
Well then, I would extend my rejection of the idea to incorporate what is a law in this country. In Canada it is unlawful to cause an indignity to a corpse.

While I do believe that the woman is quite vile, I do not wish death upon her.

Well then, I would extend my rejection of the idea to incorporate what is a law in this country. In Canada it is unlawful to cause an indignity to a corpse.

While I do believe that the woman is quite vile, I do not wish death upon her.
What if she was taxidermized? Taxidermized and then mounted on the end of a pike. Provided they do a good job, it wouldn't be an indignity.

Why, it'd be art.

What if she was taxidermized? Taxidermized and then mounted on the end of a pike. Provided they do a good job, it wouldn't be an indignity.

Why, it'd be art.
You mean something like those shrunken heads that you see at museums?

Actually her head is probably too big for her shoulders anyways?

I agree with all of the Tucker comments...but how about just the bowite, no Tucker-head? =D

How old can it be since you only joined NS this month???

Unless of course you are a puppet? :p

I have only joined this month, but every political discussion board has all these unproductive pissing contests. It's annoying and I can't find any boards that aren't fueled by angst.

I have only joined this month, but every political discussion board has all these unproductive pissing contests. It's annoying and I can't find any boards that aren't fueled by angst.
This board is fuelled by Loki-energy.

DEFINITELY Ann Coulter. That woman makes me ashamed of being female.

Bad idea. Ahmedinejad would have political prisoners retrieve the head and carry it to the hidden nuclear testing facility (of course they would all die horribly from exposure to the Coulter Anti-Life Field in the process.) Then they would find the most liberal element in the universe to atomically collide with Coulter's head, at which point Iran has the nuclear weapon it wanted.

Except then they wouldn't have a Liberal/Conservative weapon any more, having already used it.

That being said, the resultant devestation would force Iran to become more reliant on foreign aid... which would then drain the budget of the West and weaken them to the inevitable counter-attack by the Green Jihadists of Doom! The plot thickens....

I have only joined this month, but every political discussion board has all these unproductive pissing contests. It's annoying and I can't find any boards that aren't fueled by angst.
Look around for some of the non political discussions on these boards, and I am sure that you won't find too much "angst" there? :p

Other than that, come prepared with a raincoat!!

DEFINITELY Ann Coulter. That woman makes me ashamed of being female.
But...but...she is sooooooooo beautiful!!

http://www.cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Just kidding!!

DEFINITELY Ann Coulter. That woman makes me ashamed of being female.

True. That woman is absolutely insane.

But...but...she is sooooooooo beautiful!!

http://www.cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Just kidding!!

I want to kill you, except then that wouldn't be fun...so I pose you this question, would you happen to be Jack Layton? :p

Pffff. Where's the "all of the above" option?

Pffff. Where's the "all of the above" option?

Hiding, because it doesn't like you. :p

Hiding, because it doesn't like you. :p

That could be it. Of course we could get rid of the Ken Mehlman option. I don't know who the hell he is. :D

I don't like the options. Where is Osama Bin Laden? Where is Grey Davis? Where is Ted Kennedy? I detect a bias here.

I don't like the options. Where is Osama Bin Laden? Where is Grey Davis? Where is Ted Kennedy? I detect a bias here.

Wow, this has to be a new record. Someone needs to mark this down. How many posts did it take before someone said the word bias???

EDIT:Maybe I didn't make my meaning plain enough in the poll. There was never any intention at being UNbiased. My hatred of conservativism approaches the same levels as Eutrusca's hatred of people talking shit about the military.

The nice thing about polls like this is that it shows what liberal claims about respecting dissent are worth. :rolleyes:

I want to kill you, except then that wouldn't be fun...so I pose you this question, would you happen to be Jack Layton? :p
Awwww. You want to kill me? I was just teasing you. :)

I secretly voted for Ann Coulter, but don't tell anyone else. BTW, I believe that pic is photoshopped, and I think she would be very upset by it!!

Moi, Jack Layton, mais non!!

Cats hate Ann Coulter and that is enough for me.

http://cbecker333.homeip.net/webpub/catsAnn.jpg

Let me guess. From the "choices" you've offered, I'd have to say..... you're a liberal, aren't you? My choice would be for Michael Moore to be hoisted on that petard. No one better.

where the hell is hillary and bill clinton on this list?
:sniper:

Pretty simple really. Who?


micheal "i am a full of s##t sychofant,moneygrubber" moore

a serious scientific study has concluded that Ann Coulters head looks best on a pike.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/Annsheadonapike.jpg

that is flat great dude/dudette

you got some skills and a great sense of humour to boot...thanks

Pretty simple really. Who?

Put em all on pikes and I'll pick one. :D

Michael Joseph Savage? He who was New Zealand Prime Minister just before WW2? **** off!

(I know you're talking about another Michael Savage, I just felt like saying that. ;) )

BTW, my answer: Anne Coulter.

I would do ann coulter if he wasn't a man.

It's biggoted of me I know. But like fass says, there are no biseseckuals.

DEFINITELY Ann Coulter. That woman makes me ashamed of being female.
Hey now, don't get hasty. There's a lot of people unconvinced she is actually even human.
Besides, a few posters off of Peechland's Choose Wisely ... thread might throw out another stream of one-and-two liners about your femininity again ...

Well then, I would extend my rejection of the idea to incorporate what is a law in this country. In Canada it is unlawful to cause an indignity to a corpse.
In this country, corpses win polls and the occasional election. Just ask John "Fraidy-cat" Ashcroft! :D
Besides, very little actual diginity is involved with that walking corpse of an obscenity as it is.

While I do believe that the woman is quite vile, I do not wish death upon her.
Fair enough. So how 'bout eternal suffering instead? Fire ants, salsa, poison ivy, syphilis (whoop, too late), hemorrhoids and halitosis, with a little tickle of a barbed whip on occasion for livelihood? :D

*snip-redundancy*
Yours in enmity ... ;)

*snippity-do-da, circa Post #79*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10788306&postcount=50

Other than that, come prepared with a raincoat!!
...same as you would any other dimly-lit blue-film theatre.

The nice thing about polls like this is that it shows what liberal claims about respecting dissent are worth. :rolleyes:
Some people are pretty quick to assign meanings to things they don't understand, apparently.

The nice thing about polls like this is that it shows what liberal claims about respecting dissent are worth. :rolleyes:
Well, you see it is like this.....liberals have a better sense of humour. :D

While liberal tolerance starts at a mere rebuff and works all the way up to hoisting heads on pikes, conservative tolerance starts at head removal all the way up to hung, drawn, and quartered. :p

As you can clearly see, liberals have a far greater respect for dissent than conservatives.

chuck norris


or the previously names tom cruise, im not greedy

that is flat great dude/dudette

you got some skills and a great sense of humour to boot...thanks

dude/dudette works
and thanks for the ego boost :fluffle:

Awwww. You want to kill me? I was just teasing you. :)

I secretly voted for Ann Coulter, but don't tell anyone else. BTW, I believe that pic is photoshopped, and I think she would be very upset by it!!

Moi, Jack Layton, mais non!!

Compared to the fish one?

mais oui! si non, vous avez lui deviens! :p

Hey now, don't get hasty. There's a lot of people unconvinced she is actually even human.
Besides, a few posters off of Peechland's Choose Wisely ... thread might throw out another stream of one-and-two liners about your femininity again ...

pfft. Shows how out of touch you've been. I've already cured them of that nasty habit! :p

Compared to the fish one?

mais oui! si non, vous avez lui deviens! :p
J'ai Jack devenu Layton ? J'ai quelques similitudes, telles que l'âge, toutes les deux de Toronto, j'ai une moustache, et nous tous les deux sommes mariés aux Asiatiques. :eek:

J'ai également voté NDP dans le passé, mais je peux vous assurer que je ne suis pas Jack Layton ! !

pfft. Shows how out of touch you've been. I've already cured them of that nasty habit! :pYeah, gotta love a spotty forum response/obfuscation :(

Sooooo .... when you say "cured", should it connotate something along the lines of "pickled"? ;)

As per the title of this thread my vote was based on aesthetic value only. Of course it all depends on the manner of decapitation, dressing, and display. But if done properly, Anne's head would probably be the least disgusting.

Yeah, gotta love a spotty forum response/obfuscation :(

Sooooo .... when you say "cured", should it connotate something along the lines of "pickled"? ;)

What cure? Not that I have ever participated in such "attacks" (perish the thought! :eek:) but I don't think anything has been cured. She is just dreaming. Heh, heh. ;)

As per the title of this thread my vote was based on aesthetic value only. Of course it all depends on the manner of decapitation, dressing, and display. But if done properly, Anne's head would probably be the least disgusting.Does it make you think of candy apples on All Hallow's Eve too? *giddy giddy*
Could be used like those little plastic shark-mouths-on-stick grabbers, if you get my drift ... ;)

What cure? Not that I have ever participated in such "attacks" (perish the thought! :eek:)I wasn't accusing you, i was accusing .. erm, Lunatic "Flesh Skep" Goofballs. Or Fiddleysticks. Or perhaps Verdigroth.
but I don't think anything has been cured. She is just dreaming. Heh, heh. ;)Perhaps "adjusted", perhaps with the dreaming, more fantasy ... ;)

I wasn't accusing you, i was accusing .. erm, Lunatic "Flesh Skep" Goofballs. Or Fiddleysticks. Or perhaps [b]Verdigroth.


Here I thought you were going to give one of the regulars on our thread, you know IL Ruffino, Dinaverg, someone who is always after her in some fashion. One of the ways the thread stays alive you know. :)

Here I thought you were going to give one of the regulars on our thread, you know IL Ruffino, Dinaverg, someone who is always after her in some fashion. One of the ways the thread stays alive you know. :)
Yeah, but it got moved, and i think i had the block after that got moved!

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That might be a funny sentence to rearrange eversoslightly. :eek:

Yeah, but it got moved, and i think i had the block after that got moved!

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That might be a funny sentence to rearrange eversoslightly. :eek:

Heh, not touching that.

Really though, the thread is in spam but no reason not to enjoy it. I don't know where I'd be without it, have nearly 700 posts on that thread. :p

Heh, not touching that.

Really though, the thread is in spam but no reason not to enjoy it. I don't know where I'd be without it, have nearly 700 posts on that thread. :p
700 hundred? That made ya, then?
Even for spam, i couldn't keep up. IRL and all .... i'm a far better 'jacker than spammer. But, depends on my mood and the kinda material i've got to work with, i guess.