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I say yes, I mean, all you have to do is listen to the guy talk.

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he's made some bad foriegn policy moves but he's not a dumbass, he went to college (right?)

he's made some bad foriegn policy moves but he's not a dumbass, he went to college (right?)
So did my brother, but he's still a dumbass.

I say yes, I mean, all you have to do is listen to the guy talk.
I think maybe you should listen more closely. President Bush is very intelligent and in no way resembles a donkey. He is fighting hard against the worldwide terrorist organizations, which serve Satan and hate the American way of life. If it was not for our President's decisive action of invading the terrorist-harboring dictatorships such as Iraq, the western world would be overrun with their evil. Even Sweden owes its freedom to America. I must ask that you cease your disrespect for our great leader; not only is it very un-Christian but it makes me suspicious that you might be a terrorist yourself. President Bush is in fact very articulate and if you don't agree you must hate Jesus, who is by Bush's side all the time, making sure that he never abuses his power and control of the weaker heathen nations; when we invade, we take only oil and leave only freedom, making the world a better place.

One time on The Late Show(Don't ask.), I saw "Predint Boooooosh" do a speech, and this is what he said: "Well, uh, I, we, ummmmm, we sh-*End of speech*":p

He may be an utter moron, but his cabinet is one of the most vile cartels of evil geniuses ever assembled.

Gore got a 1355 on his SAT while Bush got a 1206. Gore, who took an actual, scientifically accurate IQ test, received a 133/134 on it. There is a very strong correlation between IQ and SAT score (0.8, to be exact). If you go by SAT (Gore) / IQ (Gore) = SAT (Bush) / IQ (Bush) you will get that Bush's IQ is around 119. You know who else had the same IQ on a scientifically administered and accurate test? You guessed it -- JFK!

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dumb, da dumb, dumb

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When you consider how intelligent senior is by comparision, then I think it leads to only one conclusion - Barbara is a hussy and was sleeping around in 1946.

You know who else had the same IQ on a scientifically administered and accurate test? You guessed it -- JFK!
Whoever said JFK was smart? I mean fuck, at the end of his presidency he was practically brain dead.

I think maybe you should listen more closely. President Bush is very intelligent and in no way resembles a donkey. He is fighting hard against the worldwide terrorist organizations, which serve Satan and hate the American way of life. If it was not for our President's decisive action of invading the terrorist-harboring dictatorships such as Iraq, the western world would be overrun with their evil. Even Sweden owes its freedom to America. I must ask that you cease your disrespect for our great leader; not only is it very un-Christian but it makes me suspicious that you might be a terrorist yourself. President Bush is in fact very articulate and if you don't agree you must hate Jesus, who is by Bush's side all the time, making sure that he never abuses his power and control of the weaker heathen nations; when we invade, we take only oil and leave only freedom, making the world a better place.

that is the funniest damn thing i have read in a long time. hahahhahahaha I thought they were serious until i got to the oil part.

Whoever said JFK was smart? I mean fuck, at the end of his presidency he was practically brain dead.JFK had a fairly legitimate reason though...

lolol bush suxorz!11!1!! [/sarcasm]
Can we please have an intelligent discussion on Bush for once? I can't stand the guy's fiscal policies, but try to debate it reasonably people :headbang: :headbang:

lolol bush suxorz!11!1!! [/sarcasm]
Can we please have an intelligent discussion on Bush for once? I can't stand the guy's fiscal policies, but try to debate it reasonably people :headbang: :headbang:
You've been here long enough. You should know better.

lolol bush suxorz!11!1!! [/sarcasm]
Can we please have an intelligent discussion on Bush for once? I can't stand the guy's fiscal policies, but try to debate it reasonably people :headbang: :headbang:
Bush doesn’t have fiscal policies, Cheney does.
JFK had a fairly legitimate reason though...
He could have dodged the bullet if he’d wanted to. Laziness was all it was.

Bush doesn’t have fiscal policies, Cheney does.

He could have dodged the bullet if he’d wanted to. Laziness was all it was. Like John Lennon? Damn lazy hippies. OR could it just be a Kennedy tradition? They have a tendency to get shot. All the male Kennedy's tend to pop their clogs when they reach 40. I bet the females consider then used and useless at that point and arrange to have them killed.

and the biggest understatement of the month is........................(drumroll)...




President Bush A Dumbass!

who would you rather have as pres., bush or cheney? i fear cheney...

He could have dodged the bullet if he’d wanted to. Laziness was all it was.
No. The bullet was magic, blessed in holy water by a time-traveling Al Gore, who was a priest in addition to being the secret Czar of Russia. And JFK didn't die, it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald IN DISGUISE, who was actually a radical Islamic suicide bomber on a mission to strike fear into the hearts of the people of Austin. JFK was the one who shot him from the grassy knoll, then vanished and spent the rest of his life in the secret abandoned Nazi base in Antarctica.

I think maybe you should listen more closely. President Bush is very intelligent and in no way resembles a donkey. He is fighting hard against the worldwide terrorist organizations, which serve Satan and hate the American way of life. If it was not for our President's decisive action of invading the terrorist-harboring dictatorships such as Iraq, the western world would be overrun with their evil. Even Sweden owes its freedom to America. I must ask that you cease your disrespect for our great leader; not only is it very un-Christian but it makes me suspicious that you might be a terrorist yourself. President Bush is in fact very articulate and if you don't agree you must hate Jesus, who is by Bush's side all the time, making sure that he never abuses his power and control of the weaker heathen nations; when we invade, we take only oil and leave only freedom, making the world a better place.

This is satire?

Either that, or it is lunacy.

I say yes, I mean, all you have to do is listen to the guy talk.

You have a fucked up way of judging intelligence.

I dont know how people actually live to encourage that horrible man. During the attacks at 9-11 He sat in that classrooms SO long before he even decided on an action! How can you do that to your country?! Most of the USA is unhappy (60%) with the way things are being handled over seas. He is defiently doing more bad than good.

He is doing a fine job. It's hard to be the prez of the biggest and strongest and bestest country in the world, America, when the terrorists and foreigners and gays and foreign terrorist gays are all trying to do what they do to good christian people like us. You are not very clever yourself if you think Bush is a dumbass.

He is doing a fine job. It's hard to be the prez of the biggest and strongest and bestest country in the world, America, when the terrorists and foreigners and gays and foreign terrorist gays are all trying to do what they do to good christian people like us. You are not very clever yourself if you think Bush is a dumbass.

No affense ment but if you think you are the best country in the world i would consider you a bit arrogant. Everyone thinks that their country is the best. Sure Bush is doing a fine job if you arent opposed to killing innocent people overseas. And what is wrong with gays?! I cant believe anyone would even consider saying that on an internet forum. These forums are for people to express what they believe and meet new people from around the world. These forums are NOT to make people feal inadequet, small or bad about being themselves!

you are a horrible person

Here we go again another anti President Bush thread with no subject.

I think maybe you should listen more closely. President Bush is very intelligent and in no way resembles a donkey. He is fighting hard against the worldwide terrorist organizations, which serve Satan and hate the American way of life. If it was not for our President's decisive action of invading the terrorist-harboring dictatorships such as Iraq, the western world would be overrun with their evil. Even Sweden owes its freedom to America. I must ask that you cease your disrespect for our great leader; not only is it very un-Christian but it makes me suspicious that you might be a terrorist yourself. President Bush is in fact very articulate and if you don't agree you must hate Jesus, who is by Bush's side all the time, making sure that he never abuses his power and control of the weaker heathen nations; when we invade, we take only oil and leave only freedom, making the world a better place.
Yay! Way to question their patriotism! What a convincing argument!

Here we go again another anti President Bush thread with no subject.
Don't you mean no prepositional phrase? ;)

Nope - that's there, too. Perhaps you shouldn't argue from a grammatical angle on this one ...?

He is doing a fine job. It's hard to be the prez of the biggest and strongest and bestest country in the world, America, when the terrorists and foreigners and gays and foreign terrorist gays are all trying to do what they do to good christian people like us. You are not very clever yourself if you think Bush is a dumbass.

ROFLMAO! some people were convinced as well.

This is satire?

Either that, or it is lunacy.
Full moon, then ... i suspect.

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Don't you mean no prepositional phrase? ;)

Nope - that's there, too. Perhaps you shouldn't argue from a grammatical angle on this one ...?

Oh what the heck, Ill give it a try,
I write as I think,
I write as I talk,
I write as I feel.

I post as I think,
I post as I talk,
I post as I feel,
LOL.

Oh what the heck, Ill give it a try,
I write as I think,
I write as I talk,
I write as I feel.

I post as I think,
I post as I talk,
I post as I feel,
LOL.
NOW we're getting somewhere!! :D
Spam Haiku is sure to follow. *nods emphatically*

http://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/

LOL.

There has been speculation that Bush suffers from Post Alcoholic Syndrome. I'm not a Dr. but what I've read it happens long after a person took his/her last drink. The mind slowly deteriorates. They have studied film of him when he was Governor and he didn't have the speech problems and other mental lapses.

It's really quite simple. President Bush is a llama. There's no other logical explanation.

There has been speculation that Bush suffers from Post Alcoholic Syndrome. I'm not a Dr. but what I've read it happens long after a person took his/her last drink. The mind slowly deteriorates. They have studied film of him when he was Governor and he didn't have the speech problems and other mental lapses.
You know, all jokes aside, this is probably the most humane assessment of his "condition" i could agree to attribute to him.

It's really quite simple. President Bush is a llama. There's no other logical explanation.
I'll concede he is a llama. My contention is that he's been taxidermized and rendered animatronic.

Here we go again another anti President Bush thread with no subject.So? *shrugs*

I know you're a Shrub-lover btw. :p

he's made some bad foriegn policy moves but he's not a dumbass, he went to college (right?)How does post-secondary institutions make you "think" smarter?

You know, all jokes aside, this is probably the most humane assessment of his "condition" i could agree to attribute to him.

Yeah blame the booze, it isn't as if Bush is naturally stupid. :p

Yeah blame the booze, it isn't as if Bush is naturally stupid. :p
Yeah, i can't blame the coke, 'cuz then he'd DEFINITELY have taken less vacations due lethargy!
Oh wait, he does like to toss around the shrub, so to speak, so perhaps he needs time to run his ice benders and get away from the folk! :eek:
I still don't have much better options regarding his stupidity, apparently.

.....These forums are NOT to make people feal inadequet, small or bad about being themselves!

you are a horrible person

Now you've made me feel inadequet, small and bad about myself. Who is the horrible person now?

Bush is a Republican. They are Elephants.
Democrats are donkeys, therefore they are the asses.
Ha Ha Ha.
I know it's a bad joke, but I had to do it.

He could have dodged the bullet if he’d wanted to. Laziness was all it was.
What? Everybody knows when Lee Harvey Oswald shot his gun, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.