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Tits or bum?
Perhaps a little discussion......

The one thing i want most in a women is... me.

Ok, I'm not picky or anything, but... tits on a man? Not something I like.

Oh, was that a public poll?

Oh, was that a public poll?
No, Mr Bum Man. ;)

And i don't have a man boob fetish.
For that matter neither do i have a man toosh fetish.

Ok, I'm not picky or anything, but... tits on a man? Not something I like.
I personally haven't seen what I would call "a bum" on a man, either. Maybe its because I'm a man.

No, Mr Bum Man. ;)

Oh my, how did you know? :D

Oh my, how did you know? :D
Educated guess - there were two votes before you said anything, and three after. :p

I think it depends on the person. But generally, if the person in question is male, I'd go for ar*e, but if it's a woman, I like both, and lots of :D

If I really had to choose between those two, I'd say tits, because I just don't find a girl's bum anymore stimulating than say her fingers.

Eyes or hair are more important than those two though, if you only go by looks, and personality trumps all in the long run.

Tits (well, in a woman).

If I really had to choose between those two, I'd say tits, because I just don't find a girl's bum anymore stimulating than say her fingers.

Eyes or hair are more important than those two though, if you only go by looks, and personality trumps all in the long run.

No more stimulating that her fingers??? :eek:

Hehe... I get the feeling there's something you haven't tried yet. ;)

I think it depends on the person. But generally, if the person in question is male, I'd go for ar*e, but if it's a woman, I like both, and lots of :D

I agree. 100% :D

No more stimulating that her fingers??? :eek:

Hehe... I get the feeling there's something you haven't tried yet. ;)For looks, silly ;)

Fingers can be much more stimulating than a bum, otherwise :p

Tits (well, in a woman).
That is strange...
I prefer tits on a women.

No more stimulating that her fingers??? :eek:

Hehe... I get the feeling there's something you haven't tried yet. ;)

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I agree. 100% :D

:D More fluffles for you, you have excellent taste.

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For looks, silly ;)

Fingers can be much more stimulating than a bum, otherwise :p

huh. In that case, I'd better work on my manual dexterity

:D More fluffles for you

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*lol

Lots to fluffle here :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

huh. In that case, I'd better work on my manual dexterityAlways a good thing to do, though if you ask my gay friend, he'll tell you women shouldn't even bother trying (then again, he doesn't care about women, so he's not really the expert when it comes to those kinds of things :p).

*lol

Lots to fluffle here :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You need some more fluffles? :D
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*lol

Lots to fluffle here :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Whips out camcorder again*

All right... uh huh... that pose is great, you should trying modeling some time... perfect!

Always a good thing to do, though if you ask my gay friend, he'll tell you women shouldn't even bother trying (then again, he doesn't care about women, so he's not really the expert when it comes to those kinds of things :p).

I think you shouldn't rely on the advice of a gay friend when it comes to straight sex ;)
And I didn't have any complaints so far...

You need some more fluffles? :D
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To make sure to cover it all? Sure!

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To make sure to cover it all? Sure!

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Hey, slow down ladies. I need to wipe the sweat off my viewfinder.

I think you shouldn't rely on the advice of a gay friend when it comes to straight sex ;)
And I didn't have any complaints so far...Listening to his advice on heterosexual sex is almost as bad as listening to advice on sex from the pope. ;)

To make sure to cover it all? Sure!

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I'll fluffle you several times over :D
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I'll fluffle you several times over :D
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Hehe... I might consider more than fluffles ;)

Hehe... I might consider more than fluffles ;)

Oooh, naughty :D

Oooh, naughty :D

I figure if somebody is taping us, we might as well give him a show ;)
Oh, and I'm horny. And curious :)

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I figure if somebody is taping us, we might as well give him a show ;)
Oh, and I'm horny. And curious :)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:You? Never :p
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I figure if somebody is taping us, we might as well give him a show ;)
Oh, and I'm horny. And curious :)

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Yes, men like shows, eh? :D
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Yes, men like shows, eh? :D
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Bunch of voyeurs, the whole lot of them ;)
I prefer being part of the show :D

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You? Never :p
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:p

Bunch of voyeurs, the whole lot of them ;)
I prefer being part of the show :D

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Sure is better being part of the show :p
For obvious reasons lol

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Bunch of voyeurs, the whole lot of them ;)
I prefer being part of the show :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:Mmmh... voyeurism :D
:pNo fluffle? :(

Mmmh... voyeurism :D
No fluffle? :(

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Wanna join the show, then?

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Wanna join the show, then?Not a show, no. Too voyeuristic for that ;)

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Wanna join the show, then?

Fluffles for all :D
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Oooh, naughty :D

Great Scott! Girl-on-girl action. Damned misty viewfinder, come on...

Not a show, no. Too voyeuristic for that ;)

Aw, come on, someone's taping it, and you can watch it afterwards anyway...

Aw, come on, someone's taping it, and you can watch it afterwards anyway...I might have children later. I wouldn't want them to get their hands on that :p

Arse, because it's in a better location.

I might have children later. I wouldn't want them to get their hands on that :p

*lol

THAT has to be one of the silliest arguments...

*lol

THAT has to be one of the silliest arguments...

Not even close. THIS is one of the silliest arguments. Pertaining to porn, that is.

*Ding Dong!*

Kelly opens door. Sees a guy who looks like a repairman.

Kelly: "Hi there handsome."

Repairdude: "Hi there hottie."

Kelly: "Are you here to fix the plumbing?"

Repairdude: "Is your mom home?"

Kelly: "No."

Repairdude: "Then yes."

Ok, I'm not picky or anything, but... tits on a man? Not something I like.
so my moobs aren't sexy? :(

i'm more of an ass man, but tits rule too :P
though that said, the poll missed out the all important "legs" option... mmm :fluffle:


edit: the short answer is that women are majorly sexy

so my moobs aren't sexy? :(
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You don't have "moobs". Or whatever you have, they are sexy. Incredibly so... *ponders*
*cough*
And I should know *nods* ;) :p

Although I voted for the rear end, that's not entirely it. I like the general shape. Waist to Hip Ratio. Preferably on the healthy side. Those really skinny girls... ummm... don't really do anything for me. I'd be afraid of breaking them. :p
And long hair. :)
Blue eyes...
Basically everything in my fiancee. :p

i say bum, but only because its closer to the legs

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/pretty_celebs/evans/images/e2_jpg.jpg

http://www.u-blog.net/curudin/img/chris-evans-91.jpg

I'm having a Chris Evans period. He has very nice man-tits, with as close to a perfect amount of chest hair as you can get, and he has a very cute bum, not to mention a face you just want to lick. Oh, Chris...

well i like both of them, but if i have to choose i'll pick bum

It's all about the hips.

Definitely tits (on a woman). Not much of an a$$ person.
Don't give a damn for men.

i'd just like a woman please. i'm not picky

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You don't have "moobs". Or whatever you have, they are sexy. Incredibly so... *ponders*
*cough*
And I should know *nods* ;) :p
haha yeah right :p

but it is quite right they don't rock as much as, say... ooh... your lovely-jubbly boobs ;)


edit: i seem to be boob-obsessed this afternoon lol

I said ass, but again, only because its closest to hips wich are important on a woman

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/pretty_celebs/evans/images/e2_jpg.jpg

http://www.u-blog.net/curudin/img/chris-evans-91.jpg

I'm having a Chris Evans period. He has very nice man-tits, with as close to a perfect amount of chest hair as you can get, and he has a very cute bum, not to mention a face you just want to lick. Oh, Chris...
I thought Chris Evans was a short, redhead English radio/TV presenter.

Anyway, whoever that guy is, I agree that his chest hair is at an optimal level, but he has too much boob (sorry, "chest muscle") for a man.

though that said, the poll missed out the all important "legs" option... mmm :fluffle:

edit: the short answer is that women are majorly sexy
I advise voting ass, because legs are attached to that. Besides, legs are mainly important because of where they lead to. :D

as i have so often said, i look for "a pulse, and that mad crazed look in their eyes that tells me the medication is just about to wear off"

I thought Chris Evans was a short, redhead English radio/TV presenter.

Anyway, whoever that guy is,

He played the Human Torch in Fantastic Four. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0262635/) He has many, many lightly dressed scenes in that film, which is ultimately the only reason to see it more than once, as it sucks otherwise.

I agree that his chest hair is at an optimal level, but he has too much boob (sorry, "chest muscle") for a man.

I think he reached optimal in that department as well, but I do have a thing for nicely shaped and defined chests.

meh. My choice is not on there. I would say the eyes.
What's the point of a girl having good breasts if she has an ugly face? The face is the best part of a woman.

"What do you like best in women, or men I suppose?"

What do I like best in women? LOL! You're kidding right? :D

On a woman I'm definently a "bum" man. When it comes to a female's breasts, I don't really care what size they are as long as it isn't a negative, or over a cup size DD.
Edit
However, if I didn't have to choose out of those I would say a woman's lips are the sexiest part of her body.

"What do you like best in women, or men I suppose?"

What do I like best in women? LOL! You're kidding right? :D

Oh, let me guess.. "their inner beauty"? :D

I like the whole package. A nice set of breasts will get my attention- as will nice legs or eyes or hair- then I am taking in the whole package.
Its hard for me to say I like one feature "best" because its different on so many- on this one-yeah, great breasts- but another might have a flat chest, but beautiful eyes hair and lips and smell great.

I treat them all on a case by case basis.

Oh, let me guess.. "their inner beauty"? :D
No ... ME! :D

Man boobs are of no interest to me, so I'll have to pick a firm, muscled bum.

I'm a bum man.

I've fallen in love with flat girls and wowthosearelifepreserver girls.

Face. I know girls with great bodies who I wouldn't touch with a barge pole, however any girl with a fit face (slim as well) is ok by TBC.

*Howls like a wolf*

booooOOOOOOOBIIIIIEEEEeeeeeesss!!!!!! :fluffle: :D

Face. I know girls with great bodies who I wouldn't touch with a barge pole, however any girl with a fit face (slim as well) is ok by TBC.

A "fit face"? Like a well-toned jaw muscle???

The butt. Breasts are good, but not really my primary interest.

I'm an ass man. That way, you don't get constantly caught staring at her amazing boobs and there's something pretty to look at both from the front and the rear.

Of course, it's personality that counts...*hides behind this comment from feminist attack*

A "fit face"? Like a well-toned jaw muscle???

You must know what I mean.