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I'm convinced that true love is bunk. Give me a random superbabe with T&A and I'm instantly in love.

Lust: You want to boink her.
Love: you want to boink here repeatedly.:p

Well, there goes the hop of us non-superbabes to get some boink...

I'm convinced that true love is bunk. Give me a random superbabe with T&A and I'm instantly in love.
Then you need to expand your horizons, Grasshopper. :p

Well, there goes the hop of us non-superbabes to get some boink...

At least from that guy. Would you really want it anyway?

Well, there goes the hop of us non-superbabes to get some boink...
[ "Hops" Cabra West! ] :D

Lust: You want to boink her.
Love: you want to boink here repeatedly.:p

So you agree then. Or is there some kind of non-sexual true love, like some kind of female-worship?

Well, there goes the hop of us non-superbabes to get some boink...

On the bright side, one man's superbabe may be another man's fugly Jane.

But seriously do women look forward to be thoroughly boinked? Or are they really into the conversations and flowers?

On the bright side, one man's superbabe may be another man's fugly Jane.

But seriously do women look forward to be thoroughly boinked? Or are they really into the conversations and flowers?

I've never been one for flowers... Boinking and conversation all the way :D

At least from that guy. Would you really want it anyway?

Hehe... ok, no. I'm not nearly that desperate yet :D

[ "Hops" Cabra West! ] :D

:D
Boink.

On the bright side, one man's superbabe may be another man's fugly Jane.

But seriously do women look forward to be thoroughly boinked? Or are they really into the conversations and flowers?

Has it ever occured to you that we just might be into both? Well, not so much the flowers, but both boinking and conversations are great...

Has it ever occured to you that we just might be into both? Well, not so much the flowers, but both boinking and conversations are great...

Here here :D

I've never been one for flowers... Boinking and conversation all the way :D

No... not THE room-mate's after sex conversation...

"Jack, I must have come, like, three times, sweety-munchkins! You were that good."

"Only the best, thorough, complete humpity-humpiness for my cute-boo-boo!"

Arrrggggghhhhh!

*Deafens himself with a philips screwdriver*.

No... not THE room-mate's after sex conversation...

"Jack, I must have come, like, three times, sweety-munchkins! You were that good."

"Only the best, thorough, complete humpity-humpiness for my cute-boo-boo!"

Arrrggggghhhhh!

*Deafens himself with a philips screwdriver*.Only three times?

No... not THE room-mate's after sex conversation...

"Jack, I must have come, like, three times, sweety-munchkins! You were that good."

"Only the best, thorough, complete humpity-humpiness for my cute-boo-boo!"

Arrrggggghhhhh!

*Deafens himself with a philips screwdriver*.

Noooooo! Not that.... After boinking is hugging and sleep (or round two :D)
Conversation is for the rest of the time *nods*

Only three times?

That was my roommate. As for my esteemed self... *examines fingernails*

Noooooo! Not that.... After boinking is hugging and sleep (or round two :D)
Conversation is for the rest of the time *nods*

In my experience, hugging ALWAYS leads to round two. ;)

In my experience, hugging ALWAYS leads to round two. ;)

I wish, lol :D

I wish, lol :D

But seriously, don't the ladies go for the tall, hunky guys? Or is the urban myth about women loving short, fat, balding men with fat wallets a reality.

sad...this is just sad...*shakes head*

But seriously, don't the ladies go for the tall, hunky guys? Or is the urban myth about women loving short, fat, balding men with fat wallets a reality.

Tall is ok. Hunky... not quite sure. A bit chubby is best.
What do I care about his wallet? That's not what I want to boink....

I wish, lol :D

*hugs...
See, that's where girls are just better... ;)

sad...this is just sad...*shakes head*

Sad that men prefer a woman with a hot body to a women with intellectual strength and compassion?

Or sad that my roommate can only make Sally come, like three times?

*hugs...
See, that's where girls are just better... ;)

:fluffle: I like you, you understand :D

:fluffle: I like you, you understand :D

:fluffle:
Hehe... good enough for me
*snuggles

But seriously, don't the ladies go for the tall, hunky guys? Or is the urban myth about women loving short, fat, balding men with fat wallets a reality.

As long as the guy is taller than me (not hard, I'm only 5' 3"), it's all good. As Cabra said, who cares about his wallet? :D

:fluffle:
Hehe... good enough for me
*snuggles

Yay! That was my first fluffle! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle:
Hehe... good enough for me
*snuggles

Oh my. *Whips out a camcorder*

Yay! That was my first fluffle! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Wow... I was a first. Now you're never going to forget me, are you? :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:

I'm convinced that true love is bunk. Give me a random superbabe with T&A and I'm instantly in love.
How can i refute your desires?:confused:
It is your opinion and althjough i may disagree with you i can't tell you not to like Tits and Arse.

Oh my. *Whips out a camcorder*

*lol
You're in for an exciting time on this forum, if that's enough to make you take out the camcorder... ;)

Wow... I was a first. Now you're never going to forget me, are you? :D
:fluffle: :fluffle:

I'll never forget you and your fluffles :D
:fluffle:

I'll never forget you and your fluffles :D
:fluffle:

I'm a great little fluffler :D

But then, so are you :fluffle:
Actally, you're even better :fluffle:

*lol
You're in for an exciting time on this forum, if that's enough to make you take out the camcorder... ;)

That depends. On you and Beautiful Darkness. Ok, first you guys turn around and face each other... perfect! Now to get the camcorder started...

I'm a great little fluffler :D

But then, so are you :fluffle:
Actally, you're even better :fluffle:

Aww :D
Lots of fluffles for you :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

That depends. On you and Beautiful Darkness. Ok, first you guys turn around and face each other... perfect! Now to get the camcorder started...

No wonder you have to ask about true love... you're confusing it with porn.
Which is nice, too, but it doesn't have anything to do with love.

How can i refute your desires?:confused:
It is your opinion and althjough i may disagree with you i can't tell you not to like Tits and Arse.

Then don't :D

But do you like the T&A, my friend? :rolleyes:

But how much of a Fluffer are you?

No wonder you have to ask about true love... you're confusing it with porn.
Which is nice, too, but it doesn't have anything to do with love.

Mm, the only way porn and a relationship can be together is if you watch porn with your partner lol :p

No wonder you have to ask about true love... you're confusing it with porn.
Which is nice, too, but it doesn't have anything to do with love.

*Stops camcorder*

Well then, in that case, what is love about? Strolling on the beach? Whispering sweet nothings? Buying gifts and chocolates? Being there when she needs you?

*Restarts camcorder*

Anyway, just get closer... perfect! Now to get someone to play the pizza delivery guy...

Mm, the only way porn and a relationship can be together is if you watch porn with your partner lol :p

In my experience the best way to enjoy porn... and a good way to enjoy your partner :D

Well then, in that case, what is love about? Strolling on the beach? Whispering sweet nothings? Buying gifts and chocolates? Being there when she needs you?
Love is love. It can't be explained to anyone outside of the couple in love, but when you are in love you understand and never want it to end.

Well then, in that case, what is love about? Strolling on the beach? Whispering sweet nothings? Buying gifts and chocolates? Being there when she needs you?

Just feeling good together, no matter what you do. Simple... in theory ;)

In my experience the best way to enjoy porn... and a good way to enjoy your partner :D

Yes I love that, but I am a bit fussy with porn, it has to meet certain standards before I enjoy it :p

But how much of a Fluffer are you?

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? I'll show you a friggin' fluffle, that's what I'll do...

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

There! You happy now? Oh my, did I just :fluffle: a guy? Nooooooo!

All my previous pretentions of heterosexuality homogeneity completely dashed!

Does it mean I'm bisexual now? Kewl. ;)

I'm convinced that true love is bunk. Give me a random superbabe with T&A and I'm instantly in love.

Love is real. True love is another question altogether. I don't think there is only one person out there for each of us.

Love is impossible to describe properly (imo), but you'll know it when you feel it :)

I've never been one for flowers... Boinking and conversation all the way :D
Has it ever occured to you that we just might be into both? Well, not so much the flowers, but both boinking and conversations are great...

Um, okay, I'll take their flowers, too, thank you very much. :p


Well then, in that case, what is love about? Strolling on the beach? Whispering sweet nothings? Buying gifts and chocolates? Being there when she needs you?Well, I'd have to guess, but I'd say all of that, but in a good way, plus a lot more.


At least from that guy. Would you really want it anyway? Aw. *fluffles*

Love is real. True love is another question altogether. I don't think there is only one person out there for each of us.

Love is impossible to describe properly (imo), but you'll know it when you feel it :)

I am aware of the lovey-dovey feeling. I just cannot dissociate it (or imagine it dissociated) from that happy-horny feeling I get at the same time.

I am aware of the lovey-dovey feeling. I just cannot dissociate it (or imagine it dissociated) from that happy-horny feeling I get at the same time.

I don't think there's any reason to dissociate it, is there?

I mean, if I'm in love with somebody, I'd certainly hope I get the happy-horny feeling, too.

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? I'll show you a friggin' fluffle, that's what I'll do...

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

There! You happy now? Oh my, did I just :fluffle: a guy? Nooooooo!

All my previous pretentions of heterosexuality homogeneity completely dashed!

Does it mean I'm bisexual now? Kewl. ;)
*DANCES*

I don't think there's any reason to dissociate it, is there?

I mean, if I'm in love with somebody, I'd certainly hope I get the happy-horny feeling, too.

I think some people think true love is about loving the fugliest woman with the biggest heart in the world. Or maybe that's just Shallow Hal.

What I'm saying is that, try as I might, I can't love someone who is not physically attractive to me. No matter how nice she is. Is it just me or are other guys facing a similar problem?

What I'm saying is that, try as I might, I can't love someone who is not physically attractive to me. No matter how nice she is. Is it just me or are other guys facing a similar problem?
You can't force yourself to fall in love with someone. When you've met the right person, you just will.

Then don't :D

But do you like the T&A, my friend? :rolleyes:
Oh i do love em but i am not too greedy with either.

I think some people think true love is about loving the fugliest woman with the biggest heart in the world. Or maybe that's just Shallow Hal.

What I'm saying is that, try as I might, I can't love someone who is not physically attractive to me. No matter how nice she is. Is it just me or are other guys facing a similar problem?

*sigh

I can tell you from experience, a big heart will buy no woman love. Not on this planet.

Aw. *fluffles*

If you're fluffling me, I think you misinterpreted me. You should probably fluffle the OP instead, because nobody else will. :p

*sigh

I can tell you from experience, a big heart will buy no woman love. Not on this planet.

Tell me about it. Personality doesn't seem to mean anything. Imagine being told that if you were several degrees worse looking you wouldn't have been considered, no matter how great a person you were. :rolleyes:

If you're fluffling me, I think you misinterpreted me. You should probably fluffle the OP instead, because nobody else will. :p
The only one misinterpreting anything here is, as usual, you, and the thing you're misinterpreting is my "Aw". 'twasn't an "Aw" of pity, 'twas one of delight. *nods*

*sigh

I can tell you from experience, a big heart will buy no woman love. Not on this planet.

So what will buy a woman love? Stilletto heels? (to bonk the guy on the head if all else fails?)

Wait, something's wrong, I actually quite like that mental picture.

Tell me about it. Personality doesn't seem to mean anything. Imagine being told that if you were several degrees worse looking you wouldn't have been considered, no matter how great a person you were. :rolleyes:

At least you GOT considered ;)
I found that no matter what relationship I try to start, I always end up as that persons agony aunt sooner or later. Not that I mind that much, but after a while, you do get a clear idea what your place in the world is...

If you're fluffling me, I think you misinterpreted me. You should probably fluffle the OP instead, because nobody else will. :pYou're actually turning it down? :eek:

I would do no such thing! Give me your :fluffle:s if Kanabia doesn't want them! :p

So what will buy a woman love? Stilletto heels? (to bonk the guy on the head if all else fails?)

Wait, something's wrong, I actually quite like that mental picture.

Plastic surgery.

At least you GOT considered ;)
I found that no matter what relationship I try to start, I always end up as that persons agony aunt sooner or later. Not that I mind that much, but after a while, you do get a clear idea what your place in the world is...

But sometimes it's more fun being single anyway ;)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

But sometimes it's more fun being single anyway ;)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

True. But I think the most fun would be being able to choose when you want to be single and when you don't ;)

But seriously do women look forward to be thoroughly boinked? Or are they really into the conversations and flowers?
Women's sexual passions are just as strong as men's. In most cultures before the 19th century women were regarded as the more carnal, lustful sex.

Women's sexual passions are just as strong as men's. In most cultures before the 19th century women were regarded as the more carnal, lustful sex.

But that was generally regarded as a bad thing.

You're actually turning it down? :eek:

I would do no such thing! Give me your :fluffle:s if Kanabia doesn't want them! :p
Aw. *fluffles*

:p

Aw. *fluffles*

:p:D

You just made my day :)

You're actually turning it down? :eek:

I would do no such thing! Give me your :fluffle:s if Kanabia doesn't want them! :p

I had to take pity on the other guy. He needs them more than me. :p

The only one misinterpreting anything here is, as usual, you, and the thing you're misinterpreting is my "Aw". 'twasn't an "Aw" of pity, 'twas one of delight. *nods*

Oh, awesome!

Laerod, gimme my fluffle back. :mad: :p

Laerod, gimme my fluffle back. :mad: :pMuahahaha! This one's mine now, though I'm sure there's more where that one came from *hoffnungsvolles RaufzuWytygblicken*

Oh, awesome!
Bad punnage = -1 fluffles :p

Muahahaha! This one's mine now, though I'm sure there's more where that one came from *hoffnungsvolles RaufzuWytygblicken*
*slaps Laerod!*

Muahahaha! This one's mine now, though I'm sure there's more where that one came from *hoffnungsvolles RaufzuWytygblicken*

Oooh, a game. If I decipher the Enigma code at the end, I figure out how to get my fluffles, right?

EDIT- Oooh, I've got it. *also hoffnugsvolles RaufzuWytygblickens*

Bad punnage = -1 fluffles :p

lol. It was unintentional, honest! Wow, I do puns subconsciously now. :p

Oooh, a game. If I decipher the Enigma code at the end, I figure out how to get my fluffles, right?
Well, considering that I slapped him, I don't think that seems like such a promising route. Just saying. :p

lol. It was unintentional, honest! Wow, I do puns subconsciously now. :p Bad puns, honey, bad puns, so hold the bragging. :p


ETA: EDIT- Oooh, I've got it. *also hoffnugsvolles RaufzuWytygblickens*
What do you mean, you got it? There's no way you translated that!

Well, considering that I slapped him, I don't think that seems like such a promising route. Just saying. :p

Heh :p

Bad puns, honey, bad puns, so hold the bragging. :p

Bad puns are fun, though. :p

ETA:
What do you mean, you got it? There's no way you translated that!

"Looks up hopefully to Wittig"

"Looks up hopefully to Wittig"
Well, in that case, say Hi to SoWiBi for me, will ya? :p

"Looks up hopefully to Wittig"Careful, or she might slap you too...

Well, in that case, say Hi to SoWiBi for me, will ya? :p

Nope. She's not online. I figured it out myself.

Nope. She's not online. I figured it out myself.
Oh, I'm so not buying that. You couldn't even translate that perfectly good sentence the other day, plus how would you even know about turning Wytyg into Wittig? Huh? Huh?

Oh, I'm so not buying that. You couldn't even translate that perfectly good sentence the other day,

I don't care. You don't have to believe me. Doesn't change the fact that I did it myself. :p

plus how would you even know about turning Wytyg into Wittig? Huh? Huh?

I remembered from the regional message board.

I don't care. You don't have to believe me. Doesn't change the fact that I did it myself. :p

I remembered from the regional message board.

Alright, alright. I'm duly impressed and all. :) *bows to Kanabia*

You know, however, that I'll have to deduct another fluffle for sheer cheekiness, right?

I'll just give that one to Laerod. *nods*


Oh, and let me just supply you with your answer: "Pffft, 'sif I care!" :p

Alright, alright. I'm duly impressed and all. :) *bows to Kanabia*

You know, however, that I'll have to deduct another fluffle for sheer cheekiness, right?

I'll just give that one to Laerod. *nods*


Oh, and let me just supply you with your answer: "Pffft, 'sif I care!" :p

Wow, I have a fluffle deficit here.

I'll just give that one to Laerod. *nods**looks at Wytyg suspiciously*
I'm afraid of letting you that close again... You might slap me...
*puts on sunglasses to hide the bruise* :cool:
Okay :fluffle:

I don't care. You don't have to believe me. Doesn't change the fact that I did it myself. :p

I remembered from the regional message board.

Erm guys... this thread is about having sex with many anonymous partners while experimenting with mind-expanding drugs, not about... about... hot buxom babes with Gestapo dominatrix gear tapping seductively on Enigma machines...

Wait a sexond. Was that a Freudian sleep?

Erm guys... this thread is about having sex with many anonymous partners while experimenting with mind-expanding drugs, not about... about... hot buxom babes with Gestapo dominatrix gear tapping seductively on Enigma machines...

Wait a sexond. Was that a Freudian sleep?

Can't I do both?

Wow, I have a fluffle deficit here.
You sure do, buddy. Not looking too good for you.

*looks at Wytyg suspiciously*
I'm afraid of letting you that close again... You might slap me...
*puts on sunglasses to hide the bruise* :cool:
Okay :fluffle:
Wow, you look really, I don't know, cool in those sunglasses :p.

Erm guys... this thread is about having sex with many anonymous partners while experimenting with mind-expanding drugs, not about... about... hot buxom babes with Gestapo dominatrix gear tapping seductively on Enigma machines...

Wait a sexond. Was that a Freudian sleep?
Ah, not to worry, we're done here. :) *packs up fluffles and leaves thread*

You sure do, buddy. Not looking too good for you.

Y'see, this is bad not only because I'm not receiving any fluffles, but particularly because I can no longer dispense them either when people need them. You've got me in quite a bad situation you see. 'tis rather depressing.

Wow, you look really, I don't know, cool in those sunglasses :p.She's so punny... :p

Way to make me log back in, guys.

1) in a good way:
She's so punny... :p
I'm not even sure if that was a pun, but this really made me laugh. It's kind of what a little bunny (yes, I actually went there) with a speech impediment would say. Hee. :p


2) in a not-so-good way:
Y'see, this is bad not only because I'm not receiving any fluffles, but particularly because I can no longer dispense them either when people need them. You've got me in quite a bad situation you see. 'tis rather depressing. So basically what you're saying is that you took the fluffles I so graciously deemed to lavish on you - and re-gifted them to random other people?
Seriously, Topher, words fail me.
I hope you at least had the decency to take out the cards and change the gift-wrap.

Way to make me log back in, guys.

1) in a good way:

I'm not even sure if that was a pun, but this really made me laugh. It's kind of what a little bunny (yes, I actually went there) with a speech impediment would say. Hee. :p :)

2) in a not-so-good way:
So basically what you're saying is that you took the fluffles I so graciously deemed to lavish on you - and re-gifted them to random other people?
Seriously, Topher, words fail me.
I hope you at least had the decency to take out the cards and change the gift-wrap.

Nah, I like to keep a surplus of at least 3 fluffles for my own use, and pass on the rest in good ol' commie fashion, but you took them all away and left me with nothing. So now i'm stuck. You evil exploiter, you.

Nah, I like to keep a surplus of at least 3 fluffles for my own use, and pass on the rest in good ol' commie fashion, but you took them all away and left me with nothing. So now i'm stuck. You evil exploiter, you.
Well, seeing how I only gave you one and then proceeded to take away two, that means that, from me personally, you got -1 fluffle. Seeing how you claim to always have at least 3 fluffles around, that would leave you with two perfectly good fluffles. Well, maybe not perfectly good, because they're not from me, but eh, they serve the purpose if your standards aren't too high, I assume.

So if your fluffle supplies are really cleaned out, that can only mean that you stupidly doled out too many to the rest of the needy.

Which proves once and for all why even commies need to have a basic grasp of maths. :)

Well, seeing how I only gave you one and then proceeded to take away two, that means that, from me personally, you got -1 fluffle. Seeing how you claim to always have at least 3 fluffles around, that would leave you with two perfectly good fluffles. Well, maybe not perfectly good, because they're not from me, but eh, they serve the purpose if your standards aren't too high, I assume.

So if your fluffle supplies are really cleaned out, that can only mean that you stupidly doled out too many to the rest of the needy.

Which proves once and for all why even commies need to have a basic grasp of maths. :)

I think you're just cruel. So very cruel. Yes, I doled them out earlier. *mutters*

Just you wait. I'll remember this. *pouts*

I think you're just cruel. So very cruel. Yes, I doled them out earlier. *mutters*

Just you wait. I'll remember this. *pouts*
Alright. But only one. And this time you better hang on to it - you never know when the next dry spell comes.

:fluffle:

Alright. But only one. And this time you better hang on to it - you never know when the next dry spell comes.

:fluffle:

Yay! :)