NationStates Jolt Archive

So I'm sitting here drunk trying to type, and watch Constintene on HBO. Keano or what ever just walked through Hell and there was like.. tornados of fire and rusty old VW buggies.. and I thought "hmm so Hell is the 60's?"

Well anyway.. if they can picture Hell, why can't I?

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Whats your idea of Hell?

Locked in a room with Bill O'Reilly for all eternity.

Chillin' with a bunch of older, hardcore right-wing Christians, without any humour, who insist on talking politics ALL the time, and no drugs of any type...

(Cause the drugs would just make the whole situation funny as shit.)

So I'm sitting here drunk trying to type, and watch Constintene on HBO. Keano or what ever just walked through Hell and there was like.. tornados of fire and rusty old VW buggies.. and I thought "hmm so Hell is the 60's?"

Well anyway.. if they can picture Hell, why can't I?

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Whats your idea of Hell?
Being stuck in a conversation with Ritlina and Fass for ever.

I don't even want to begin to imagine what Hell is like. Supposedly it is beyond mortal comprehension...and that's saying something.

Personally I don't believe in Hell, being a believer that God is a benevolent being who sooner accept a sinner into Heaven than see them suffer eternally for crimes commited in a finite existance. I somehow doubt that the multiverse is that horribly designed.

Disco Stu's heaven...

Two Simpson's references in one day...

the closest thing to hell is the life of a Palestinian in modern day Palestine

http://www.inspirationalstories.com/2/221.html

Disco Stu's heaven...

Two Simpson's references in one day...
Cookies to you:)

http://www.inspirationalstories.com/2/221.html

Hmm...I liked that...

I go with a traditional approach, resembling the animation for "Night on Bald Mountain" in the original Fantasia. Although, bland elevator music will be the norm, rather than a mood-setting classical score.

being seperated from God. (hey that's true)

although if you wanted hyperbole, probably living anywhere else except the USA.

Hmm...I liked that...

I've seen many versions, there'll all nifty.

being seperated from God. (hey that's true)

although if you wanted hyperbole, probably living anywhere else except the USA.
yeah that Canada and UK are real hell holes arent they? (sorry I couldnt resist)

yeah that Canada and UK are real hell holes arent they? (sorry I couldnt resist)

Har-dee-har-har.

My Hell?

No NS.

Probably somewhere that's in the condition that eastern Europe is right now. Any emergency, people dying, and no paramedics or police respond in less than half an hour...

Although there are places in worse condition. Just an example.

yeah that Canada and UK are real hell holes arent they? (sorry I couldnt resist)

They just aren't the grand ole USA ;)

btw you might want to look up hyperbole.

(oh, and I was serious, I wouldn't ever want to live somewhere else, as in give up my US citizenship, but it wouldn't literally be hell for me, just uncomfortable.)

Locked in a room with Bill O'Reilly for all eternity.
actually I might enjoy that... *begins sharpening knives*:p

actually I might enjoy that... *begins sharpening knives*:p

You don't get knives. Your hands are tied so you can't beat him up, and he continues to talk for all eternity.

actually I might enjoy that... *begins sharpening knives*:p
Yeah, but how would you endure the smell of a decomposing body?

They just aren't the grand ole USA ;)

btw you might want to look up hyperbole.

(oh, and I was serious, I wouldn't ever want to live somewhere else, as in give up my US citizenship, but it wouldn't literally be hell for me, just uncomfortable.)

I dunno, Sweden's fairly comfortable. Aside from driving on the opposite side, they're nice people, lots of things are free, and most of them speak English. EDIT: Oh yeah, do you like skiing? In the summer?

Nothingness, no sounds, light, smells, tastes, or being able to move.

But still being aware and knowing that I will never get out, this will never change, and not even madness will come and save me.

They just aren't the grand ole USA ;)

btw you might want to look up hyperbole.

(oh, and I was serious, I wouldn't ever want to live somewhere else, as in give up my US citizenship, but it wouldn't literally be hell for me, just uncomfortable.)
no worries, I just messin with ya a bit. Dont get me wrong, I wouldnt want live anywhere but here either, but alot of places(especially other english speaking countries) wouldnt be too bad.

Disco Stu's heaven...

Two Simpson's references in one day...
Or conversely, Frank Sinatra's Hell. :)


I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I imagine it would somehow involve Rosie O'Donnell and music by the Backstreet Boys. Now that's pain and suffering. :p

yeah that Canada and UK are real hell holes arent they? (sorry I couldnt resist)

Oh I don't know. Bracknell seems pretty close to it. ;)

So I'm sitting here drunk trying to type, and watch Constintene on HBO. Keano or what ever just walked through Hell and there was like.. tornados of fire and rusty old VW buggies.. and I thought "hmm so Hell is the 60's?"

Well anyway.. if they can picture Hell, why can't I?

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Whats your idea of Hell?

A giant chocolate easter egg - and I can't have any of it.

I figure my punishment in hell will be something like sharing an apartment with my ex for all eternity listening to nothing but her inane excuse for conversation and Spice Girls music.

I figure my punishment in hell will be something like sharing an apartment with my ex for all eternity listening to nothing but her inane excuse for conversation and Spice Girls music.
My God, you’re ex listened to the spice girls? You poor, poor man.

As for describing hell, call me old fashioned, but I though Dante did a pretty good job of it.

Loss of my sovereignty; becoming a mere vessel of someone else's will.

Loss of my sovereignty; becoming a mere vessel of someone else's will.

Don't worry, marriage gets easier...

A giant chocolate easter egg - and I can't have any of it.

I dunno, I think your "Location" does a pretty good job of it.

My God, you’re ex listened to the spice girls? You poor, poor man.


Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, NSync... oh yes.

the closest thing to hell is the life of a Palestinian in modern day Palestine

Um, thats not good, but you should take a closer look at Africa.

my hell is being locked up in a windowless, doorless, soundproof room with michael jackson. oddly enough my heaven is being able to play navyfield and watch the simpsons for eternity.

my hell is being locked up in a windowless, doorless, soundproof room with michael jackson. oddly enough my heaven is being able to play navyfield and watch the simpsons for eternity.

That show might actually run forever, but I don't really think its getting better...

Nothingness, no sounds, light, smells, tastes, or being able to move.

But still being aware and knowing that I will never get out, this will never change, and not even madness will come and save me.

I think it'd be worse to be able to hear, see, and be aware of things going on around, people you know going about their lives, you see it all but you have no ability interact with them, you're stuck in you own little place, where nobody can see you or hear you, but you are never able to tear yourself away from seeing the people you know live their lives without you.

i have always loved the simpsons. plus, the butterfinger commercials bart and homer wer in wer hilarious. crispety crunchety butterfinger mmmmmmm.

So I'm sitting here drunk trying to type, and watch Constintene on HBO. Keano or what ever just walked through Hell and there was like.. tornados of fire and rusty old VW buggies.. and I thought "hmm so Hell is the 60's?"

Well anyway.. if they can picture Hell, why can't I?

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Whats your idea of Hell?

Having the hottest, boobiest, horniest super-babe in the known universe in your arms...

...and having a annoying backache that won't go away.

Heaven would be all of the above, without the backache.

I think it'd be worse to be able to hear, see, and be aware of things going on around, people you know going about their lives, you see it all but you have no ability interact with them, you're stuck in you own little place, where nobody can see you or hear you, but you are never able to tear yourself away from seeing the people you know live their lives without you.
No, because I would take comfort in seeing them continue on, even without me. And people are silly, so I am sure to be entertained. ;)

a town in Michigan. Hell freezes over yearly there.

No, because I would take comfort in seeing them continue on, even without me. And people are silly, so I am sure to be entertained. ;)

Yeah, I suppose that's true. But if you had sort of been forced into it without being ready it would suck for a while until you came to terms with the situation. I do agree with you though.

I'm sitting on a throne overlooking a Costa Rican beach, I possess a magic lunchbox that never runs out of food, providing me with ultimate cheeseburgers and omelets, etc when ever I desire. I also have a magic bottle that can exude starbucks frapuccino, stella artois and guanaba milkshake. My GF, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley and Kate Beckinsale are nearby to atend to any need I might have. Wait a minute.....Hell....Hell......I am so bad at this.....

Having the hottest, boobiest, horniest super-babe in the known universe in your arms...

...and having a annoying backache that won't go away.

Heaven would be all of the above, without the backache.
this is the best. or the swort..

Living in a country surrounded by morons. Now you see why any after-life Hell holds no fear for me.

Cuba, and the Devil is Fidel, you asked?. LOL, and I am not LOL, LOL.

Hell, Cuba, and the Devil is Fidel, you asked?. LOL, and I am not LOL, LOL.

Since this is NS Hell,

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.

So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.

Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do.

Finally, one little devil comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My goodness!

Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"

LOL.

this is the best. or the swort..

The Details, my friend. Details.

Whats your idea of Hell?
Where I can look but not touch! :D

Where I can look but not touch! :D

You mean where you are you can look AND touch? I'm migrating to your Nationstate, like, yesterday!

You mean where you are you can look AND touch? I'm migrating to your Nationstate, like, yesterday!
Son, I've been looking AND touching for most of my life! :D

Son, I've been looking AND touching for most of my life! :D
LMAO..

Son, I've been looking AND touching for most of my life! :D

I hope you mean any random superbabe you meet on the streets. Or were we talking about a long-term, commitment-loaded relationship. I've had a couple of those.

I'll still take random superbabe anytime. Methinks.

I hope you mean any random superbabe you meet on the streets. Or were we talking about a long-term, commitment-loaded relationship. I've had a couple of those.

I'll still take random superbabe anytime. Methinks.
One marriage ( currently belly-up ), serveral "ramdom superbabes," and quite a number of really, really good friends-with-benefits! :D

My idea of hell? Having to live forever. Or even just finiding out that part of me might be immortal...

One marriage ( currently belly-up ), serveral "ramdom superbabes," and quite a number of really, really good friends-with-benefits! :D

*Starry anime-eyes*. Wow, you the MAN.

Communism deprives no man of the ability to appropriate the fruits of his labour. The only thing it deprives him of is the ability to enslave others by means of such appropriations. - Karl Marx
Can you give me the reference for this quote?

So I'm sitting here drunk trying to type, and watch Constintene on HBO. Keano or what ever just walked through Hell and there was like.. tornados of fire and rusty old VW buggies.. and I thought "hmm so Hell is the 60's?"

Well anyway.. if they can picture Hell, why can't I?

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Whats your idea of Hell?

Hell is Phil Collins playing "In the Air tonight" on eternal loop. No, no, "Another day in Paradise". Hell is being homeless and having "Another day in Paradise" eternally played through giant speakers so you can hear this multi-millionaire empathising with your plight through the walls of your cardboard box.

God, i have to sort out my Phil Collins issues...

Hanging upside down from a piece of bunjee rope that's constantly moving and having to eat crappy quality marshmallows all the time and every so often you are shot with steel BBs from an unknown direction. One emphasises "crappy" ; a quality no human should have to be exposed to.

*Starry anime-eyes*. Wow, you the MAN.
Nahh. But I do quite often feel like "a real man." I get lots of "help" at that. :D

I will tell you what hell really really really is.

Hell is an evil place where there are absolutely no women at all.

It's a very scary place. No women at all. :eek:

Feeling numbness.
Seeing nothing.
Hearing screams.

I think it's being locked in a room with my baby brother on sugar.:( :( :mp5: :(

I will tell you what hell really really really is.

Hell is an evil place where there are absolutely no women at all.

It's a very scary place. No women at all. :eek:

Heaven. :O

Hell is an evil place where there are absolutely no women at all.

It's a very scary place. No women at all. :eek:Meh, better than a place with only women who are PMSing

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Reminds me of one of the best quips from my favorite univesity profs: One of the purposes of a good education is so that when you are old and senile, and have only yourself to talk to, you will at least have someone interesting to talk with.

Whats your idea of Hell?

All consuming everlasting wants and desires without any possibility of satisfaction.

"Hell is other people misquoting Sartre"

Hell is when there's not enough juice left in the can to fill even a little glass.

Hell is what you see when you look out your window.

Meh, better than a place with only women who are PMSing

ROFL. Valhalla?

Nationstates General.

Meh, better than a place with only women who are PMSing

Have you heard about the male period? It's the complete opposite of the female period. Basically, one week a month men AREN'T snappy, grouchy, randomly horny and eating anything chocolate.

Have you heard about the male period? It's the complete opposite of the female period. Basically, one week a month men AREN'T snappy, grouchy, randomly horny and eating anything chocolate.

I am horny even on my period. :D How's that for Hell!? Being with me and never ever stop the sex? :o

This town (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway)

I am horny even on my period. :D How's that for Hell!? Being with me and never ever stop the sex? :o

Yeah, thats why the men aren't for one week...that was kinda my point :p

Loss of my sovereignty; becoming a mere vessel of someone else's will.

Yeah. When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be better.

Meh, better than a place with only women who are PMSing
But PMSing isn't a permanent thing is it?

I am horny even on my period. :D How's that for Hell!? Being with me and never ever stop the sex? :o
WOW. Sounds like heaven. ;)

"Hell is other people misquoting Sartre"

Hell is other people quoting Sartre.

My idea of hell is communism. lmao

Yeah, thats why the men aren't for one week...that was kinda my point :p
oooh. sex for a whole week. Sounds cool and fun.

But PMSing isn't a permanent thing is it?It is in hell...

I am horny even on my period. :D How's that for Hell!? Being with me and never ever stop the sex? :o
And this is some sort of problem??? :confused:

And this is some sort of problem??? :confused:

Depends on if you mind the sight of blood or not.:p

Hell for me is being stuck in first period biology during a giant lecture for the rest of eternity. If I fall asleep I am tortured for days before being returned, and you always feel sleepy.

the closest thing to hell is the life of a Palestinian in modern day PalestinePssh, at least they don't have epidemics, unclean drinking water and other things. I'd say places like Abkhazia or Darfur were worse than Palestine.

Well, my idea of heaven is lots of love with lots of people of the opposite sex (women in my case) with no pregnancy, jealousy, STDs, etc.

Hell I guess would lack women and love.

Sharing a pup tent with my boss Judy, and no other people anywhere, for all eternity. Also it's cold and rainy and there's lots of bugs. No sex, reading material, or dogs. That is my definition of the 9th circle of hell.

Hell is a life without beer.

Hell is being trapped in a body that is unable to function.

Or to function without a mind behind the body.

I'd rather die young than live incabable of caring for myself.

I take that back...

Hell is basically being stuck with Tom Cruise for all eternity.

Hell is a state of mind where one has no other thoughts than to destroy one's self and everything around them. The more that gets destroyed, the greater the feeling of loss becomes and the only way to express that feeling of loss is to destroy more.

You don't even need any fire and brimstone for that.

Hell is other people.

Shut up. We all knew that was coming.

So I'm sitting here drunk trying to type, and watch Constintene on HBO. Keano or what ever just walked through Hell and there was like.. tornados of fire and rusty old VW buggies.. and I thought "hmm so Hell is the 60's?"

Well anyway.. if they can picture Hell, why can't I?

For me Hell is a nursing home where all I can do is sit in my room and look out the door at all the old people scooting down the hall in their wheelchair, depresed because they are all alone.

Whats your idea of Hell?

Hell's non-existant. Life can be made hell if we try, just like it can be made heaven.

[QUOTE=Revnia]...My GF, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley and Kate Beckinsale are nearby to atend to any need I might have...QUOTE]

Way to cover your ass, sweetie. :p